Oct
23
2005
“Please, Mr. Cameraman, Just Five More Minutes!”
Posted by: Emperor Darth Misha I in Blogs and Blogging, Idiotarians11:04 pm
Saint Sheehan of the Drainage Ditch has come up with another stunt in her ever more desperate attempts to get back in the limelight of the media. Of course, with Wilma inbound, she’ll most likely be wailing like a spoiled brat that all of the attention due to her is lost to “a bit of wind and rain.”
Nevertheless, LC & IB Jay of Stop the ACLU has the story:
Cindy Sheehan, the military mother who made her son’s death in Iraq a rallying point for the anti-war movement, plans to tie herself to the White House fence to protest the milestone of 2,000 U.S. military deaths in Iraq.
Is that fence electrified?
If not, it should be.
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Watch Cindy whine about hurricane Wilma, like she did hurricnae Katrina, you know “a little rain, a little wind…”
She was very upset the hurricane coverage overshadowded her attention whore ways.
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:23 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 on Windows XP
Bwahahahahahah! Electric fence!
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:28 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Lord, Will this bitch EVER shut the hell up?
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:29 pmAs if the country doesn’t have enough to worry about she continues to prattle on, whining like a spoiled brat kicking its heels until the grown ups notice her.
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I can only hope that she chooses the correct extremity to bind herself to the fence. Maybe then the extraction of Crazy Cindy will silence her raving once and for all.
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:30 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
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October 23rd, 2005 at 11:39 pmUsing WordPress 1.5.2
I read somewhere she recently moved to Berkley, AKA “Bezerkley”, good place for her, living in a vacuum.
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:43 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 on Windows XP
Electric Fence ?
Please no…
Think of all the poor innocents that would be forced to inhale the vile stench of char grilled moonbat.
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:54 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
hmmmmm, and electrified fence and a huge thunderstorm with hail?? wouldn’t that be nice?
October 24th, 2005 at 12:01 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 on Windows XP
or we could just impale her on the fence…and let her body be a message to the rest of the moonbat community..
October 24th, 2005 at 12:51 amUsing Mozilla 1.7.8 on Windows XP
I’ll bring the jumper cables if someone will bring the generator. Honda has a good 240V one for sale…….
October 24th, 2005 at 1:48 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
I wonder if the White House has a few guard dogs on the inside of that fence…wouldn’t it be sad if those doggies got out and bit her through the fence? Not for her, mind you. For the poor pups; stringy old she-beast must be nasty fare.
October 24th, 2005 at 2:41 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
*Fades in with a burly, former Marine WH security guard holding a bloody reciprocating saw*
October 24th, 2005 at 6:08 am“Sorry ’bout that ma’am. I meant to cut the handcuffs off, not yer arm. Here ya’ go. Hope you can make it to the hospital before ya’ bleed to death. We’d take ya’, but we’re doing our part to conserve fuel, doncha know.”
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Hmmm, a little surgical glue on one of the palms of the ditch bitch and slap a weapon in it then call the Secret Service and watch the fun happen…
October 24th, 2005 at 6:49 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Naw, it is mcu more fun to watch her get tied up.
CAn we get the shameless pron division of the internet to cover this action?
October 24th, 2005 at 7:43 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.4.1 on Windows XP
Nah. Let her tie herself to the fence. Then chain her to it. Weld the lock shut.
October 24th, 2005 at 7:46 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
I don’t know which is more disgusting, Mother Moonbat’s shrill bleats for attention or the “unbiased” media’s breathless and ghoulish anticipation for the Iraq body count to hit 2000.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:11 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
How’s she gonna pull this stunt off without being arrested immediately? What a maroon.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:36 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Can anyone imagine what she’s going to be like in a year’s time? Five? Usually, most female attention whores turn to Playboy to get their attention fix, but I’m thinking that’s not an option for St. Shitcan.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:44 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Solution: Move the press accross the street so they watch from there; then ignore her and just leave her tied to the fence all night and maybe all next day. BWAHAHA
October 24th, 2005 at 10:16 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
How quick do you think an law can be signed making it an offense to untie the Madwoman of Crawford?
October 24th, 2005 at 12:06 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on SuSE Linux
As a take off on the liberal bent for throwing pies at those they don’t like, I suggest all D.C. area conservatives warm up some apple juice and take it in a jar to visit St. Cinders. . . no crime in sharing juice, is there??
October 24th, 2005 at 12:09 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Bozhe moi, this Sheehan person sounds like a tantrumming retarded three-year-old! Acts like one, too. What is it with moonbats and their belief that tantrums (don’t fool yourselves, regardless of scale and numbers of participants, that is all their idiotic actions amount to) will get them anything?
Look, you dumb leftist schmucks, this nonsense stopped working even with your long-suffering parents when you were about two and actually had an excuse to piss your underoos! What makes you think that total strangers will care if you stomp your smelly deformed feet, squeal like piglets, wet your designer diapers and barf on the sidewalks? Your stupid performances are a distasteful joke at best and a manifestation of total lunacy at worst.
Here is typical moonbat behavior, in a nutshell: “Waaaaah! I want what I want and I want it right now! I don’t care how I can have it, I want it! Give it to meeeeee! Or I will…(insert: barf on myself, shit myself, break things that don’t belong to me, break things that do belong to me, tie myself to objects, sodomize myself with objects)…” Absurd? Hell yes it is!
October 24th, 2005 at 12:38 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
St. Cindy is starting to remind me of The Goddess Kring (was once a staple on late night Pubic Access TV in Seattle). For those of you who have never been what we call *fortunate* enough to have seen the goddess in action, imagine if you will, an ugly hippy chick, possibly 100lbs over weight, flat-fish shaped boobies hanging down to her fat gut, painted in flowers and “artistic” shapes, romping nekkid in front of the camera, punctuated by long pauses, as she stares deeply into the lens, emoting her soul through her eyes, her wounded, feral wymin spirit flexing it’s powerful Kegals. Suddenly, she breaks away, dancing like a free spirit, fat bouncing and the body paint making little rivlets of blue and yellow as it runs off of her stretch marked bulgy white rolls of wymin fat.
Suddenly, she stops, and stares, unblinking into the camera, and slowly approaches, her face once again on the verge of tears as she emotes and emotes, her face grows to fill the entire camera. FEEL HER WYMIN POWER!!!! FEEL YOUR TESTICALS CRAWL UP UNDER YOUR STOMACH!!! DON’T YOU FEEL HER WYMINLY PAIN!!!! (yes, as a matter of fact, I do…it hurts just to watch)
October 24th, 2005 at 1:41 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Some ‘lefties’ are claiming these stunts are what granted women, the right to vote.
October 24th, 2005 at 2:15 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows 98
Inline trackbackation?
Today’s dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny … + Guard Our Borders day!
October 24th, 2005 at 3:13 pmPrincess Natasha, that is just too funny! I wonder if the MSM would be breathlessly covering Sheehan’s antics if she actually were to sodomize herself in order to get her way. (What am I saying? Of COURSE they’d cover it!)
October 24th, 2005 at 4:26 pmUsing Safari 412.2 on Mac OS X
Naw. It actually was a rare polonesian illness that swept through congress:
Lackanooky.
October 24th, 2005 at 4:43 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
What is funny about all of this is that the more you talk about her, the more she stays in the news.
Don’t you understand? Publicity is what she is after. Each time you mention her name or talk about her, the more you increase her importance.
It’s irony.
October 24th, 2005 at 8:57 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Couldn’t agree more, PP. Hence, no comments from me about her antics.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:01 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.2 on Windows XP
And since we don’t talk about her except to comment on articles written about her by a willing Lame Stream Media™ - you figure this how again?
October 24th, 2005 at 9:22 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
I am embarrassed for her. Her family must be in hiding.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:52 pmI wonder if Al and Jesse will be enjoined to her during this ordeal…as they were in DC?
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pie her. with dogfood pies (or dogshit, whichever) the precedent has been set that pieing is acceptable social protest (misdemeanor, yes?), so use it.
October 24th, 2005 at 10:13 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Silly Cindy, Fences are for Sheep
WARNING: Liberal hippie douche bags may be offended by the content that follows in this post. This is only a warning.
October 24th, 2005 at 10:13 pmI guess that title doesn’t make any sense. Or maybe it makes more sense than it does at first glance, Cindy is silly and she…
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And Spats hits the bullseye!
Good shootin’ Tex!
When they haul her off this time, I hope she wears pants so we don’t have to listen to more of her inane “panty shot” prattle…..
October 25th, 2005 at 1:53 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Ugh. Can’t we just slap some duct tape on her or something?
Anyway, the liberals are planning a candle light vigil. Anyone care to guess what candles are made of?
This bit of Irony brought to you by Screaching Moonbats Who Don’t Know Better.
Dance little puppets, dance!
October 25th, 2005 at 2:43 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
By being an enabler?
She is doing this to draw attention. Some news outlets will publicize it, but what really gives it legs is the reactions to that publicizing.
Sure, in the next few days when the count of dead Americans reach 2000, she will tie herself to the fence or gate and be promptly arrested, cited, then bailed out to do it again. I suspect that after the second or third time, there will be a restraining order issued which she will probably violate and get arrested again. This time she will be held for a few months at minimum and she will be out of the news cycle and out of your minds.
I am more than certain anything she does will be overshadowed by more pressing news coming down the pipe. So why even waste another second on talking about her?
October 25th, 2005 at 3:17 amUsing Opera 8.50 on Windows XP
As a counterpoint to Momma Moonbat’s idiocy, here’a a link to Michael Yon’s latest dispatch covering the Iraq Constitution vote.
Purple Fingers
A few excerpts:
Another “must read”.
(As an extra added bonus, you’ll get to see how to turn a hamster into “A Fighting Machine“! :lol:)
October 25th, 2005 at 3:18 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Then why does the “unbiased media” keep following her around and reporting her every move?
Surely it isn’t our disdain and contempt for Momma Moonbat that’s keeping her “in the news”.
Because she is the epitome of a liberal democrat and serves as a constant demonstration of how unhinged the Left has become.
At any rate, if I were a sane liberal, I wouldn’t want “the opposition” talking about her either…..
October 25th, 2005 at 3:53 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Uh…lessee, how do I say this?…no.
The Terrorist Supporting Media™ would write about her whether or not the Blogosphere did anything about it. All we’re doing is pointing at her and laughing.
Or ripping her several new ones, as the case may be.
She will continue to garner this attention as long as there’s half a chance that the TSM thinks it can make Bush look bad thereby. It’s not a co-inky-dink that media coverage slackened noticeably when she started slamming San Fran Nan and the Duchess Hilarious…
October 25th, 2005 at 6:19 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Oh, whatever. The more she talks, the more she stays in the news. So by your logic, the more shit you talk about President Bush, the more popular he becomes, right? Cindy Sheehan isn’t ‘getting to us’, although I know you’d like to think so. She is an object of ridicule, and as long as she continues to ineffectually promote her new career as an activist, we shall continue to deride her. OK w/ you? But thanks for ‘caring’.
October 25th, 2005 at 9:31 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Yeah, sure! Of course that right was granted as a result of shit-ins and barf-ins. And it had absolutely nothing to do with politicians realizing that there is this big segment of the population, a previously overlooked source of votes, a new market to pander to, if you wish. Sure, darling, whatever you say. “Lefties” were never too big on thinking, so it is not surprising.
October 25th, 2005 at 5:27 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP