If there was any doubt left in anybody’s mind about Mr. Alito’s suitability for the Supreme Court, all you’d have to do would be to look up the spastic reactions of the national socialist left as they crap their diapers and choke on their oatmeal.

We bring you drunk driver, murderer, fugitive from justice and known tax evader and blabbering alcoholic Fat Ted *hic* Kennedy:

Rather than selecting a nominee for the good of the nation and the court, President Bush has picked a nominee whom he hopes will stop the massive hemorrhaging of support on his right wing. This is a nomination based on weakness, not on strength.

Because, as we all know, the most convincing show of strength imaginable is for a President to nominate somebody completely opposite of what the voters who elected him believe in. That’s how Scalia, Rehnquist and Thomas came to be nominated by Bill Klintoon, after all. Well, except that they weren’t.

After insisting that Harriet Miers shouldn’t even get a hearing because she couldn’t prove she was extreme enough,

…or qualified enough, for that matter. But then again, if qualifications meant anything on the laughably incompetent left, they’d have run out of candidates for anything about five minutes after they emerged. Who were talking about her not getting a hearing, by the way? We surely weren’t. She could’ve had all the hearings she wanted to have, but the chances of her having even one plummeted rather abruptly when she couldn’t even fill in the initial questionnaire without making the committee wonder if her dog had done the answering.

…the far right has now forced the President to choose a nominee that they think has views as extreme as their own.

…one of our extreme views being that the Constitution says what the Constitution says and nothing more, which, strangely, coincides perfectly with the extreme platform that the President was pledging himself to when we voted for him.

There are many serious questions about whether Judge Alito is a mainstream nominee fit to fill the seat of Justice O’Connor. She was able to unite and strengthen our country through her careful, non-ideological approach to the law.

We love it when a hypocritical liberal fuck says “non-ideological”, because it invariably means “in lockstep with liberal ideology.”

Although he is clearly intelligent and experienced on the bench, that is only the beginning of our inquiry. If confirmed, Alito could very well fundamentally alter the balance of the court and push it dangerously to the right, placing at risk decades of American progress in safeguarding our fundamental rights and freedoms.

…none of which “fundamental rights and freedoms” are mentioned in as much as a comma of the actual Constitution that the Supreme Court is sworn to uphold but that, of course, is entirely beside the point. The point is that those “fundamental rights and freedoms” are dictates and decrees passed from on high on issues that liberals could never get the voters’ backing of, so they resorted to having unelected fuckwits in robes invent them instead.

After stating that he believed in a diverse bench, President Bush took the nation a step backwards today.

We agree. He should’ve nominated a female minority instead. Like, say, Janice Rogers Brown. Why don’t you just quit while you’re behind, you fat old murdering pissbucket?

Apparently, he couldn’t find a woman or minority…

Like Janice Rogers Brown?

…or a mainstream nominee that meets the litmus tests of the right wing,

Sort of hard to find a “mainstream” (i.e. to the left of Fidel Castro) nominee who’d meet any sort of test by anybody not beholden to the principles of national socialism, wouldn’t you say? And who exactly are you to bleat about “litmus tests”, you bloated landwhale?

…and instead put forth a nominee with a troubling record on the rights and freedoms important to America’s families.

…particularly the “rights” of liberal multi-millionaire families with a track record that would make Che Guevara blush.

The Senate will now fulfill its constitutional role and conduct thorough and fair hearings to determine Judge Alito’s fitness to sit on the highest court in the land. There are few decisions as important as picking a Supreme Court Justice, and the Senate must not be rushed in considering this nomination.

That’s the cutest way of saying “filibuster” we’ve heard in a long time.

How about we put a gun to your dumb, inebriated, grotesquely supersized head and say “vote, dammit?”

It would be a damn sight more fair than the “choice” you gave Mary Jo Kopechne.

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