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The torching of Paris at the hands of the Religion of Incinerating the Handicapped continues apace while the frogwits continue to sit on their hands, wailing and moaning and fiddling while the city burns.

AUBERVILLIERS, France — Widespread riots across impoverished areas of France took a malevolent turn in a ninth night of violence,

“Took a malevolent turn?”

Obviously, pouring gasoline over little old ladies and setting them on fire isn’t malevolent enough to rate a mention.

…as youths raving sand lice mooselimbs torched an ambulance and stoned medical workers coming to the aid of a sick person.

Maybe they ran out of civilian cars to torch?

Authorities arrested more than 200 people, an unprecedented sweep since the beginning of the unrest.

…and, knowing quite a bit about what passes for “law enforcement” in EUnuchistan, we predict that they were released again before the smell of smoke was out of their rags. That’ll show ‘em!

Other bands of predominantly Muslim youths also burned a nursery school, warehouses and more than 750 cars overnight as the violence that spread from the restive Paris suburbs to towns around France. The U.S. warned Americans against taking trains to the airport through the affected areas.

We’ll go one step further and warn our fellow Americans against visiting Frogistan, period. It’d probably be a lot safer to go to Damascus or Beirut instead. At least there, you can expect somebody to shoot at the ones trying to set you on fire, rather than trying to “dialogue” and “understand the grievances” of the “poor, misunderstood” ragheads.

Fires and other incidents were reported in the northern city of Lille, in Toulouse, in the southwest, Rouen, in the west and elsewhere on the second night of unrest in areas beyond metropolitan Paris. An incendiary device was tossed at the wall of a synagogue in Pierrefitte, northwest of Paris, where electricity went out after a burning car damaged an electrical pole.

Burning synagogues again, huh? At least that’s something that’s guaranteed not to make the anti-Semitic fwench angry.

“This is dreadful, unfortunate. Who did this? Against whom?” Naima Mouis, a hospital worker in Suresnes, asked while looking at the hulk of her burned-out car.

Santa Claus, obviously.

OK, here’s a hint: M-U-S-L-I-M-S!

You’re welcome.

Moron.

An Interior Ministry operations center tracking the destruction reported more than 750 vehicles burned around France. The figure marked a sharp rise from the more than 500 vehicles set ablaze 24 hours earlier. Arrests were up overnight, to 203, the center said.

Won’t be long until they’ll have to set fire to already burned out vehicles at this rate.

Marches to call for calm were planned Saturday in several suburbs.

Sure, that’s really going to help. Why don’t you sing “Give Peace a Chaaaaaance…” as well while you’re at it? We’re sure that’s really going to impress a throng of looting, burning and murdering savages. After all, all they want is to be LOVED! Is that so BAD?

Be sure to bring asbestos undies for your Peace March.

28 Responses to “Beirut on the Seine Update…”
  1. LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar Comment by LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar UNITED STATES

    …but….but…but….

    I thought fwance was going to be spared the ire of Islam, because they didn’t back any sort of effective action against Muslim countries?

    Hm. Countries with strong responses: few, if any, attacks.

    Countries with appeasement responses: burning and looting.

    Yep. It’s so clear. We need to dialogue with the Slaves of Allah, lest we be free of their justified anger. If they aren’t rioting, how can we wring our hands and bemoan our lack of compassion towards them?

  2. Unregistered Comment by SirChristopher ISE UNITED STATES

    I understand the mooselimbs and their leaders have told the french not to send police into the “occupied” areas. talk about not assimilating!

    When will the french send in their special ops surrender coordination units?

  3. Unregistered Comment by SirChristopher ISE UNITED STATES

    Devildog, i guess Denmark would be an exception, as they’ve been RIGHT with us, though they have burning and looting in Arhus.

  4. Unregistered Comment by LC-IB-NeilV UNITED STATES

    All we are saying is give sheeeeeeeeeep a chance……..The French tried to fed the crocodile and now its hungry again.
    If they had slapped the first bastards silly the rest would not be swarming.
    Think ‘Star ship troopers’ when you think of what we face.
    Hienlin is rolling in his grave.The French are toast ,its going to get ugly.Part of it regards Lebanon. Nothing to see move along just some youth’s acting stupid

  5. LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar Comment by LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar UNITED STATES

    Christopher,

    The difference is, Denmark is actually cracking down on the rioting, and seem to have contained it.

    In fwance, it’s spreading, because they don’t want to be too forceful, lest they irritate the Muslims.

    Because, you know, rioting and burning aren’t signs of irritation. They are just signs of youthful exuberance.

  6. Unregistered Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    I say, let Paris burn….let Chirac and his band of appeasing, back-stabbing, bribe taking, WMD supplying traitors get a big bitter taste of it for a while, right in their front yard….How delightful.

    We can also give them a taste of their blame game. Just like they blamed us for the 9/11 attacks, we can blame them for their current troubles when they come to us for help…”But, but, Pres. Chirac…if you didn’t discriminate against the followers of the “religion of peace (my ass”, this wouldn’t be happening….what did you do to make them so angry???”

    However, we needn’t worry about permanent damage to Paris though, I’m pretty sure that once Chirac buys off the troublemakers with pilfered oil for food money, he’ll still have enough left over to pay for the dismantling of Notre Dame and the other churches in Paris so he can replace them with mosques.

    bon jihad mon ami!

  7. Unregistered Comment by Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Ya know, ya have to wonder. Have the fwench ever heard of “riot guns”?

    More to the point, don’t the dopey bastards OWN any???

    Nothing like some #4 Buck fired at a shallow angle to the pavement to drop the front couple rows of a crowd.

  8. Unregistered Comment by SirChristopher ISE UNITED STATES


    In quiet Acheres, on the edge of the St. Germain forest west of the capital, arsonists burned a nursery school, where part of the roof caved in, and about a dozen cars in four attacks over an hour that the mayor said seemed “perfectly organized.”

    Children’s photos clung to the blackened walls, and melted plastic toys littered the floor. Residents gathered at the school gate demanded that the army be deployed or suggested that citizens band together to protect their neighborhoods.

    THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS. FUCKING WITH NURSERY SCHOOLS? I’m so pissed off i have to go outside now….

  9. Unregistered Comment by SirChristopher ISE UNITED STATES


    Anger has spread to the Internet, with blogs mourning the youths.

    Damn, that would be a fantastic blog to troll!

  10. Unregistered Comment by dewat UNITED STATES

    Finally, after all these years, Adolph gets an affirmative answer to his famous question, “Is Paris burning?”

    From Mark in Mexico

  11. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    “Sarkozy also has inflamed passions by referring to troublemakers as “scum.” “

    Written by the Ass-ho’ciated Pressers

    Sounds like Sarkozy is merely stating the truth to me.

  12. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Sounds like Sarkozy is merely stating the truth to me.

    Sounds like Sarkozy is being entirely too kind, if you ask me.

  13. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Sounds like Sarkozy is being entirely too kind, if you ask me.

    Sarkozy sounds like he’s got a good brass pair. Wonder if he’s imported? If not, the french have some hope. ;)

  14. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Nah, Sarkozy just wants to be President instead of the President. Not that I care what his motives are, as long as he kicks the asses of those 7th century imbeciles and does so in a ruthless and painful fashion.

    So far, he hasn’t done that. He talks a good talk, that’s for sure, but so far he hasn’t been doing much in the walking the walk department. Hopefully, his Presidential aspirations will make him do just that.

    Soon.

  15. Unregistered Comment by Rowane UNITED STATES

    Fwance should call John Kerry and Michael Moore to speak to the YOUTHS Assholes for Allah, surely they would listen to the ones who adore them so much. And if not we could all get a good belly laugh while they toasted on an open fire.

    hmm, Christmas must be coming;
    Loony libs roasting on an open fire
    mooslimes kicking up their heels
    Rama-Dama killing being done by a fire
    women don’t dare to show a nose.

  16. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Today I hung out with my dad and we were talking about the molotov goat fuckers running around France. We both agree France should burn WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HELP FROM THE US!!! You must understand as Jews [Russian] we have a seething hatred for France. Sure there are plenty of good French men/women but that’s beside the point. Then my dad asked me if I was aware what the Dane’s did. Since I frequent this site, and Mish being a Dane, I was very curious what he was getting at. He told me that Denmark’s King/President [I apologize I do not know the exact title] once he realized the anti-Semitism and nazi reign marching across Europe was at his doorstep, including Jews in Denmark experiencing anti-Semitism, he wore a yellow arm band with a Star of David [exactly like the one Jews were forced to wear in Germany] as a symbol of solidarity with the Jews. That took some MASSIVE balls and Jews worldwide were/are extremely grateful for the gesture. God bless that King; may God rest his soul.

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  19. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    That would’ve been King Christian X, Apollyon, and thanks for the kind words.

    Now, in all fairness, there has been some doubts as to whether he ever actually did wear the Star of David or if it’s just an urban legend, but what is known is that he refused to leave the country when the Nazis invaded and that the Danish government throughout the occupation (of which he, being the monarch, was the head) refused to comply with the demands of the Nazis that the Danish Jews should wear the yellow star. As a result, the Jews in Denmark never wore it.

    Of course, when the Nazis got increasingly hostile regarding the “Jewish Problem” in occupied Denmark (the Danish government replied tersely to that, stating that Denmark never had a problem of any sort with the Jewish population), the Danish people sent the Jews to neutral Swedens in anything that would float right under the nose of the German Navy so that, when the Einsatzkommandos arrived, there was nobody home.

    King Christian also refused to quit his daily morning horseback ride through Copenhagen and once created a major crisis with the Nazi occupiers when Hitler sent him a birthday greeting and King Christian replied with nothing more than “thanks.” Hitler was not amused. King Christian didn’t give a good damn.

  20. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Misha, between you and Sir George, you guys have one of the best damn blogs, hands down. You guys are clearly extremely well read and are very knowledgeable of world history. I would put my dad in your category; he was the top student at Russia’s most prestigious university [world renowned] and was heavily recruited for the KGB but became a military engineer instead. Obviously I am extremely proud of my father and his intellect. He was adamant that King Christian X [thanks for the info on him] did wear that arm band. It was such a show of defiance that I think many believed it could only be a myth; no man could have such self righteous convictions in the face of a juggernaut of evil. But apparently Dane’s are a different breed of men/women. I believe it to be true. Dane’s should be proud. By the way, you share the same name as my dad and I call him “Mish” for short. Out of habit I wrote your name like that in my previous post. Keep up the phenomenal work; you, and Sir George, deserve a lot of recognition as does your blog. Not to mention the posters here are probably the best group I have seen on any blog.

  21. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Thanks, Apollyon, you are entirely too kind :-)

    Are you telling me that your father went to Lomonosov? Very impressive. I’m glad he turned down the job offer from the Komitet, although it would have been funny for me to think that we’d been on the opposite side back during the Cold One ;-) And, by all means, do call me Mish. My best friends call me that, so I’d consider it an honor.

    I agree about the armband story, it’s most certainly the kind of thing old King Christian would’ve done. He was afraid of absolutely nothing and had (it runs in the entire royal line) a very uncompromising code of honor. Another anecdote about him was that when, in 1943 if I remember correctly, the Danish government caved in to Nazi pressure and let them run off with 6 torpedo boats formerly of the Royal Navy, he ordered the fleet to fly the flag at half mast, something normally ONLY done when a member of the royalty dies. The Nazis didn’t like the gesture and the government were nervous as a result, but old Christian would hear nothing of it and ordered it done anyway. Of course, since he was the C-in-C, there was nothing they could do to stop it.

  22. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Mish :) , In the former Soviet Union [I’m not sure how it is now] the top 5 students [not percentage] were automatically offered a position in the KGB or had to be involved in a career selected by the govt or one which benefited them. Free choice was a foreign concept. My father told me that his intention was to get into the military, preferably air force, and try to defect by stealing a MIG and flying into Finland. Life was so miserable for Russians, and especially Jews, that such ideas were common place. To us it sounds outlandish but never underestimates the human spirits desire for freedom. Once my father met my mother I was born shortly after. His defection ideas were impossible now. Four years later he was on the subway and ran into one of his friends from the university who had joined the KGB. The spoke of what they had been doing the last handful of years and my dad mentioned that he was trying to get approval to leave the USSR for the last 3 years and were always denied…..The KGB officers had more powers than those in the CIA/FBI and his friend apparently pulled some strings and two weeks later our WHOLE family was allowed to leave. Our immediate family jumped at the opportunity but our second, third, fourth cousins and many other extended family members thought we were crazy. The propaganda fueled by the communists had Russians believing that Americans basically ate their own children. We left and went to Israel. After a few months we hopped the globe for years living in Spain, Austria and Italy. Finally a family in Detroit “adopted” us and we were allowed entry. The rest is history. My family seized the opportunities America has to offer and many became great successes. I’m not quite there yet but I’m working on it. Sorry about the rambling; I drank waaaaay too many Newcastles watching USC spank Stanford :)

    Funny side note. My grandmother only refers to France as “Prostitutkas” in Russian. She’s awesome. Fought in WWII and is a doctor. She has brass balls and the joke of the family is that she will give her own eulogy.

  23. Unregistered Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    jaybear sez

    Wow Apollyon, you have some family history there…what an incredible story. Welcome to America my friend, very glad to have you and your family here. I only wish that some of the ungrateful rabble on the streets could learn from you.

  24. dunky Comment by dunky UNITED STATES

    Am I stupid or illiterate or deaf? None of the broadcasts I have listened to, none of the local newspapers I have read….nothing has said these are Muslims doing this?
    Are they afraid to call the kettle black or what?
    Are they trying to keep something from the general American public? If so, the general American public could care less, but it does bother the REAL AMERICANS who know exactly where this is all going and it is just a matter of time before they try to pull another 9/11 here, right under our noses.

    9/11 WE SHOULD NOT FORGET…or it will rear it’s ugly head again.

  25. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Thanks Jaybear :) There are many who are born here that don’t deserve to be American much less understand what it means.

  26. Elephant Man Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    There are many who are born here that don’t deserve to be American much less understand what it means.

    Exactly right, Apollyon.

    Those liberal moonbat idiots who honk and bleat about “President Chimpy stifling their dissent and oppressing them” don’t have a friggin clue what real oppression is….

  27. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Elephant Man, to a libturd waiting in line for 5 minutes for their latte and croissant is oppression. As you stated, spoiled rotten leftists have no clue what oppression is; sometimes I wish I could personally show them.

  28. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    MOOSELIMBS ARE HOMOS