Is It OK If We Call Him “Fuckface” Again?
Posted by: Emperor Darth Misha I in Idiotarians, Lefty America-Haters10:23 pm
Because it sure seems like he’s back to his old tricks again:
WASHINGTON – In accusations about American troops reminiscent of what the young John Kerry said to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in 1971, the senator and 2004 Democratic presidential nominee told CBS “Face the Nation” host Bob Schieffer there was no reason for U.S. soldiers to continue “terrorizing” Iraqi children.
But he supports the troops. Don’t you dare question his patriotism either!
So who terrorizes Iraqi children more? Terrorists that blow them up, then booby trap their dead little corpses in order to blow up their parents as well? Terrorists that blow them up while running into the streets for candy? Terrorists booby trapping childrens’ toys?
Or the Evil U.S. soldiers (that John Fuckface Kerry supports with all if his heart, just in case you’ve forgotten) that are doing a splendid job eradicating the terrorists?
To sane people with an ounce of moral decency and a basic sense of right and wrong, the answer is simple.
To “decorated war hero” John Fuckface Kerry, on the other hand…
We were almost willing to give him a pass on his traitorous fantasies in 1971. After all, how could he possibly have anything but fantasies about what actually went on in Viet Nam? For the incredibly short time that he was there, he was too busy writing himself up for Purple Hearts so that he could get his pampered, lily white ass out of there before he could get his face scarred so badly that he’d never be able to follow his only true talent: To hunt down rich women and whore himself out for access to their bank accounts. It’s not like somebody with his entirely absent qualifications would ever stand a chance of landing an actual job.
“And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the – of – the historical customs, religious customs,” Kerry said Sunday.
Is he accusing our soldiers of sneaking tax free booze past Iraqi customs or just what the heck is this bumbling blabbermouth raving about? We’ll be sure to send a sternly worded memo to the Imperial Stormtroopers, making it absolutely clear that under no circumstances are they to “break sort of the customs of the — of — the historical customs, religious customs.” We’ll make it equally clear that, should they choose to ignore this Imperial Order, we’ll be forced to sort of initiate legal proceedings of the — of — the procedures of, procedural proceedings of… Oh bugger.
“Whether you like it or not … Iraqis should be doing that.”
OK, scratch that. We’ll send a memo to the Iraqi Security Forces instead, ordering them to sort of break the customs of the — of — the historical customs, religious customs. Just whose customs they’re supposed to be breaking and the nature of aforementioned customs we’ll leave the ISF to figure out, because we sure as Fuckface suffering from athlete’s foot of the soft palate don’t know.
The senator from Massachusetts also said if he had it to do over again, he would no longer vote to authorize war in Iraq, accusing the administration of exaggerating the evidence for invasion.
“I actually voted for the war, before I voted against it. Or before I decided that I would’ve voted against it, except that I didn’t because I’d already decided I’d vote for it, at least until such time as I could decide to vote against it, except I couldn’t, because I’d already voted f…”
Alright, Fuckface, SHUT UP ALREADY!
No, on second thoughts: Keep right on talking. Oh yes, keep on talking and talking and talking your way right off that cliff…
Kerry left open the possibility of seeking the presidency again in 2008.
Go for it, Fuckface, go for it.
The power of a million quotes stored on PCs all over the nation compels you!
DRAFT JOHN KERRY FOR ‘08!
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December 6th, 2005 at 10:29 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
No dis, Misha, but is it really necessary to get your gitches in a knot over someone who has lost any semblance of relevance before, during and after the election?
Let the poor, misbegotten pole-smoker hang himself. He’s not worth the bullet.
Yankee Two Delta
December 6th, 2005 at 10:30 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
I question everyone’s patriotism. It’s something earned, not something you’re born with.
Always question patriotism
Many liberals know they aren’t patriotic - that’s why they don’t want you asking.
December 6th, 2005 at 10:31 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Many “liberals” also forget the origins of liberalism as well.
One might as well say that social-democrats are neither social nor democratic. Discuss.
Yankee Two Delta
December 6th, 2005 at 10:40 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
get there firstest and with the mostest….anyone remember who is purported to have said that? Answer at eleven.
I heard Kerry say this and just couldn’t quite believe it. If he and Dean are the voice of the Democratic party, then there is no Goddamned way that we can ever let them have control of this country again. I know a few people serving over in Iraq right now, I went to high school with a few guys who now call themselves Vietnam Vets…when I think of that stretch head Kerry saying the things he does about these guys I get sick to my stomach, then I get really really angry. I get angry for those heroes in uniform who, because of military protocol, can’t tell Kerry to F*** off and Die slowly and painfully. I get angry because they are serving their FULL term in theater when Kerry didn’t. He put in for just enough Purple Hearts to get him out early, I wonder how many of those wounds were self inflicted….
Come on lefties, tell me what a scum I am for demeaning the hero Kerry, tell me what an unpatriotic bastard I am for calling Murtha a traitor…I’ll tell you that I am saying it for the late Lance Corporal Shane Swanberg, and for the heroes who were his military pall bearers, and especially for the smiling young Marine who earned his Purple Heart and showed me the wrist to elbow scar to prove it…I say this for the Idaho National Guardsmen I met on a plane who had just finished their tour and were going home…and I want Kerry and Dean and Pelosi and the rest of the leftie big mouths to know that you are killing these young heroes with your seditious rhetoric, and all you can do is celebrate it with running body counts on your lap dog media outlets. Keep talking, keep lying, keep slandering those fine young heroes in our military….the ones who are doing a job that you have neither the courage or conscience to do, and I’ll celebrate the day when you all are punished for your sedition. You’d better hope that a prosecutor gets to you before a slandered Vet does.
Shame on you Kerry
December 6th, 2005 at 10:54 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Nathan Bedford Forrest (1821-1877).
Do I get a prize?
Like, say, a shiny, scary-looking implement of sudden and violent death?
Preferably with patina from prior use still on it?
December 6th, 2005 at 11:16 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows XP
I’ve been too pissed off to even post about this traitorous spermbucket’s vomit.
Firing squad on the 50-yard line during the Super Bowl® halftime show!
Then light the motherfucker on fire and have reps of all services piss on his flaming corpse. Afterwards, send half of his crispy remains to Hanoi and half to Baghdad to rest beside his friends, General Giap & Sod’em Insane.
F.E.T.E.
December 6th, 2005 at 11:23 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
between Dean, Kerry, Pilosi and to a slightly smaller degree, Hillary, i cannot imagine in holy hell how the Dems could hope to HONESTLY win the 2008 presidential elections….Dean is a stark raving madman, everyone knows it, he knows it, and yet he still tries to spread the message that the Dems are the party to vote for…Kerry cant get his LIES straight for a million dollars, and if he was Pinnochio, his nose would be poking threw the curtians in my living room window by now, and with that shrill,ugly as sin wife of his, i dont know who is worse…..Peilosi is simply a freakin spineless bitch who acts like she is the President of the US with her holier than though front she throws up all the time….and Hillary, well, she could outrace Kerry in a flip-flop contest with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back…..i dont trust any of them and i cant imagine how anyone could, but with the supporters of the left/liberals that make their presence known to me on AIR and on other sites i visit, i really dont need to ask why they have supporters as they are as insane and out of touch with reality as those they support….sometimes i just feel like forgetting about all this, coming here to get the latest info and news from AIR and others, as it seems that we, the conservative side, are fighting a loosing battle since it seems that the kookie left/liberls are everywhere like cockroaches in a Newark apartment, but than i think of my 11 year old son, who has a good head on his shoulders, who has a big interest in Christianity and in supporting the US and British troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, and i want him to have that hope for a good future without having to live in fear of being persecuted for his beliefs…and than again i also have an image to uphold….im not the MadOne for nothing ya know….think im gonna go reread my copy of Sun Tzu’z The Art of War..im sure im gonna be needing some good ideas when the time comes
December 6th, 2005 at 11:32 pmUsing Netscape 7.2 on Windows XP
I was watching my television on Sunday morning, hoping to get the day off to a good start when suddenly Lurch appeared on the screen and ruined the whole morning. It almost cost me a new TV, but fortunatly the only thing handy to toss at the wretch’s face was the family cat whod deserved better treatment than being placed in the proximity of an image of sKerry.
One of the stupidist remarks ever to come out of his mouth was:
The dead of night? Of course not you you slack jawed idjit, that’s when terrorists like to move about, assembling their IED’s and having planning sessions. We can’t have Coalition Forces disturbing their plans. It’s customary to let them have free reign when the sun goes down? This guy really commanded troops in the ‘Nam? Huh?
December 7th, 2005 at 12:25 amThere used to be a saying in Vietnam that the US owned the day, but the Viet Cong owned the night. I guess Kerry thinks that the Iraq war should be the same.
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I’ve read enough psychology books to know that a fixation is usually regarded as a sign that an individual is out-of-touch with reality. What’s more, John Kerry is fixated not on the real Vietnam, but a fantasy world where he was the only hero to emerge from the war, and he accepted no responsibility for his numerous contributions to the imprisonment, death, torture, and enslavement of millions of Vietnamese.
December 7th, 2005 at 2:13 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows ME
‘decorated war hero’??
Damn. And all this time I thought it was decorated war homo.
What is that you say, his wife is actually a biological female?
Nah, can’t be, not with a face like that, eyes like piss holes in the snow and a voice like an unlubricated chainsaw.
Seriously, you did not dodge a bullet with him, like us here in Australia with Mark Latham, you dodged a bloody artillery barrage.
MarkL
December 7th, 2005 at 5:45 amCanberra
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[…] What is sad, is that the moonbats have renamed the true terrorists to “insurgents”, or even “freedome fighters”, and now apparantly Kerry will shift the fringe left even further to the edge by expressing his belief that our soldiers are terrorizing children. In the words of one of my favorite bloggers, Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller, Keep right on talking. Oh yes, keep on talking and talking and talking your way right off that cliff… [Comments_(0)] [Printable_Version] [Permalink] [Trackback_URI] [Trackback URI] right click+copy shortcut [RSS feed for comments on this post.] […]
December 7th, 2005 at 7:01 amUsing WordPress 1.5.2
Kerry…..
Didn’t he serve in Viet Nam?
December 7th, 2005 at 7:25 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
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December 7th, 2005 at 7:40 amUsing WordPress 1.5.2
As a veteran who never received a Purple Heart for a wound that required nothing more than a band-aid, I would personally like to slap the snot out of this fuck-faced traitor!
December 7th, 2005 at 9:36 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Yankee two Delta - most certainly has classical liberalism been hijacked in term to apply to nothing less than narcissistic socialism.
I wish we could all aspire to classical liberalism, but even our most conservative politicians have given up and follow elements of the narcissistic nanny-state model with its trappings of political correctness.
I find no redeeming politicians. They’re all whores, to one extent or another.
December 7th, 2005 at 10:03 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
So, my son does his four in the Army, gets out in August, moves to Wa.D.C. area to help with a former Army bud, who has cancer of the bone marrow and then tells me he’s going to marry a cutie he was based with in Germany, in three weeks. She’s still in and is going non-com career and is to be deployed some time next year to the sand box.
December 7th, 2005 at 11:01 amI am a decorated Viet Nam vet and J. F’n Skerry is a TOOL! My life would be so enriched if his raisened ass would confuse the Billery machines race to become CinC. Radical Islam and Clintonian/Kennedy politicians do not belong in my world. I shall participate in Kerry’s humiliation and defeat if he runs for anything, including a fu**in’ bus.
I’m not only a patriot, but I reared a few, too.
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What you all said.
December 7th, 2005 at 11:05 amIn spades.
4 people were hung off a bridge in Iraq.
The wrong people, and bless those guys who died.
Shoulda been McCain, Kennedy, Pelosi, and Reid.
TRAITORS, the bunch.
But wait, there’s more!
Room on the bridge, that is.
We can get nearly half of Congress, and a shitload of terrorists,
hanging off the same bridge, if we bunch them up.
But, as they say, hanging’s too good for ‘em….
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Due to the cookie kefluffle I used an alternate log-in for #17.
December 7th, 2005 at 11:10 amStill in Chicago,
Mike H.
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Well,
I for one, think that Kerrique should run for the democrapic party for ‘08. He should run against shillary and I hope he wins the nomination.
He is so unelectable and and carries so much baggage that it would be a cake-walk for the Republican Party.
However, we need a VP that can be nominated to run for our side; this would prevent the needless blood-letting of the Primaries. It’s high-time for Dick to resign dur to “health problems”
December 7th, 2005 at 12:26 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
This talk about noted war zero John Kerry brings to mind John Murtha. The Democrats are currently holding him up as another of their decorated Vietnam Vets and, as such, a source qualified to speak as an expert contemporary military strategist. In her latest column, WE LIKE YOU! WE REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU!, Ann Coulter threw out this teaser:
Has anyone heard what the basis for her assertion is? Has he been challenged on the legitimacy of any of his awards? I know he’s supposed to have two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star with combat “V” device, but I also heard he was assigned to Intelligence, which is a position that doesn’t generally put one in harm’s way. I also heard he was lauded for receiving the “Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry”. As far as that one goes, every swinging dick who ever served in-country or in the waters adjacent to Vietnam got that one.
December 7th, 2005 at 1:47 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows 98
Have heart, folks…
December 7th, 2005 at 8:14 pmHe’s the best the DemonRATs have.
2008 WILL be a cakewalk.
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