…his demeanor is a constant and painful reminder to the weepy one how he lost his manhood to a feral ferret at age 7.

(Via LGF). John Bolton marches on, kicking empty suits left, right and center:

Washington’s ambassador to the United Nations has criticized the Security Council for failing to condemn the latest terrorist attack in Israel.

“…the times, they are a-chaaaaaaaanginnnng.”

Oh how we love that man (in a very masculine, Viking sort of way, of course)! Imagine one of the career striped pants of Foggy Bottom Shame doing that. No, I can’t. My imagination isn’t that powerful.

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton issued a statement Tuesday unequivocally condemning the bomb attack in the Israeli town of Netanya that killed at least five people. The unusual action came after a U.S. attempt to have the statement issued by the Security Council was rejected.

Diplomats attending the meeting say several Council members raised concerns about language in the U.S.-drafted document. Ambassador Bolton, however, blamed Algeria for quashing the measure by objecting to a passage urging Syria to close offices of the Palestinian Islamic Jihad, which claims responsibility for the attack. “Other governments had questions about particular language. We were perfectly prepared to engage in discussions about constructive suggestions, but Algeria categorically refused to name Syria and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad,” he said.

Can’t name the organization claiming responsibility for the attack, now can we? That would be so — un-nuanced.

The U.S. envoy later read the text of the statement to reporters, and lashed out at the Council for what he called “failing to speak the truth”.

Aww… Come on, John. You can’t just expect the Useless Nitwits to discard decades of precedent. If the largest organized crime syndicate on the planet were to speak the truth just once in their miserable and useless existence, it might create an irreparable rift in the time-space continuum.

He said “you have to speak up in response to these terrorist attacks. It’s a great shame that the Security Council couldn’t speak to this terrorist attack in Netanya, but if the Council won’t speak, the United States will.”

Keep this up and we just may have to start a Church of Bolton.

Algeria’s U.N. Ambassador Abdallah Baali said he had objected to what he called a “lack of balance” in the U.S.-drafted statement.

“It put all of the blame for the terrorist attack and murder of innocents on, well, the terrorists that carried out the attack. No blaming the Joooos for standing in the way of the poor, oppressed shaheed when he blew himself up at all!”

Hey, Abdallah, go fuck a goat. And try to be civil and give the poor thing a reach-around this time.

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