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LC “Somebody” (Don’t ask. It’ll be updated as soon as they jog our beer-addled neurons.) alerted us to one of THE All-time, Ass-kickin’est, Steel-toed, Jackbooted Kicks To The Shriveled Testicles Of The Donks™ we’ve ever been privileged to witness.

Mein Imperator Maximus, please excuse us lowly minions down in the Imperial Dungeon™ Game Room™ for using up excessive b/w with this excerpt, but we couldn’t help but post JUST THE FIRST THREE PARAGRAPHS!

As an infantryman whose boots are still caked with blood and dust from Iraq, I am at a loss to understand what Representative John Murtha (D-PA) was thinking when he recently delivered his defeatist comments about our military efforts.

Murtha’s outrage, like that of many Democrats, is completely directed at the war in Iraq and the large number of American youth far from home and serving in harm’s way. Curiously, no comparable anger is triggered by the 1,700 American troops patrolling Kosovo’s tranquil streets. No complaints issue from the anti-war crowd regarding the 3,000-troop strong presence in Bosnia. And what of the 1,754 troops stationed in Iceland? One seeks in vain for anti-war crowds chanting, “Mr. President, bring home our boys from Iceland!”

Iraq, of course, is a different story. John Murtha, offering his Bronze Star with Valor (BSV) as a badge of his authority, demands a precipitous withdrawal from Iraq. On behalf of every veteran of Iraqi Freedom who has exchanged hot lead with the enemy, allow me to observe that Congressman Murtha does not understand the situation in Iraq. Murtha quotes an unscientific poll that asserts that “80 percent of Iraqi’s want us out.” I am no John Zogby but I conclude that 100 percent of Iraqis want us out—eventually. At the moment, however, they very much want us there while Islamofascists continue to blow them up. And they want us to continue training them to defend themselves in the cause of freedom.

[UPDATE: “Wasting bandwidth? Dammit, B.C., if the last thing this blog ever did was to post Staff Sgt. Bellavia’s words in their entirety, I would consider it the best parting shot in the history of blogging. This is not merely recommended reading. Heck, required reading doesn’t say enough either. This is “read it or I’ll personally track your sorry ass down and kick it so hard you’ll be shitting out your temples” reading.

Why don’t we add the closing graf as well:

Against this strategy of defeat, the president has called for staying the course. Staying the course isn’t a campaign slogan; it is a life support message for those of us in the midst of battle. Congressman Murtha above all others should know the perils inherent in dictating military policy from across the Potomac. I imagine he can still taste the spittle of anti-war protestors from 30 years ago. As was the case in Vietnam, the American soldier cannot be defeated on the field of battle. It is only the failure of the political class to stomach the hardships of combat that stands in the way of our victory.

Amen, brother. And if our worthless Congress Empty Suits manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once again and, in doing so, spit on the sacrifices of our soldiers once more, I’ll personally track down their spineless motherfucking asses, one by one, and kill them dead. So help me G-d. - Misha.]

OUCH! That’s gonna leave one Helluva mark. It just keeps gettin’ better. Trust us.

PS: David Bellavia drinks for free if he’s ever within spittin’ distance of us.

F.E.T.E.

28 Responses to “Shoving That ClueBat™ Farther Up The Shredded Rectums Of “The Party Of Surrender™”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Great article! A masterful, a verbal ClueClubbing™ of the cut-and-run crowd, truly an inspiration to us all.

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Insomniac UNITED STATES

    Simply outstanding. It’s inspiring to see someone who actually knows what he’s talking about simply shredding the anti-military, anti-US propaganda of the Defeatist Dumbocrat Dhimmis™.

    God bless David Bellavia and his fighting brothers/sisters still abroad and at home.

  3. Unregistered Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    David Bellavia is a former Army Staff Sergeant who served in the First Infantry Division for six years. He has been recommended for the Medal of Honor by his leadership, and has been nominated for the Distinguished Service Cross. He has received the Silver Star, the Bronze Star, the Conspicuous Service Cross (New York states highest combat valor award) and was recently inducted into the New York State Veteran’s Hall of Fame. His Task Force 2-2 Infantry has fought on such battlefields as Al Muqdadiyah, An Najaf, Al Fallujah, Mosul, and Baqubah. His actions in Fallujah, Iraq were documented in the November 22, 2004 cover story “Into the Hot Zone” by award winning journalist Michael Ware. He is 30 years old.

    <moonbat>But, but, but MURTHA IS A HERO!!!!</moonbat>

    john murtha is an old fool and cowardly political sellout. He’s forgotten the face of his father and needs to be put out to pasture.

    In my experience, the only Veterans that turn on the military are disgruntled veterans. I wonder what beef murthasadre has with the Army?

    Everyone should copy and paste this article by David Bellavia and mass email it to murthafucker. David Bellavia is a genuine current knowledgeable Hero.

  4. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    PS: David Bellavia drinks for free if he’s ever within spittin’ distance of us.

    I’d like to buy Mr Bellavia the whole damn bar!

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    PS. A still living E-6 Staff Sergeant nominated for the Congressional Medal of Honor is as rare as a bacon loving muslim.

    This guy is the real deal.

  6. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    But, but, but MURTHA IS A HERO!!!!

    He sure is.

    He spent a whole year dodging lethal paper cuts.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    It is hard not to feel proud of the men and women in uniform when you read something like this. Sounds a lot like what I’m hearing from my neighbors and the guys in my church (when they are home!)

  8. Unregistered Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    If it wasn’t for the internet we wouldn’t have the chance to read this. That’s a damn shame!
    Fricken donks and their msm lackeys are trying to pull the same shit as before and it will not stand! It won’t be long before the baby killer signs come out now that kerry has called our troops terrorists and as they get more desparate in their smear campaign of this admin and the Iraq efforts.
    I do believe the fuggers will pay for it this time.

  9. Unregistered Comment by Clef UNITED STATES

    More s- -t the left will simply ignore. The left believes so much that Iraq is a “quagmire” they they will do everything in their power to ensure that happens. Murtha, Kerry, Dean, Pelosi…all of them and those who support them. Bellavia’s words are those of a patriot. Patriotism is not in the vocabulary of the left. Instead, the’ll just regard is as “nationalistic”.

    Conservative rants on conservative sites only further reinforces the conservative views of their already conservative readers. Articles like these need to make their way to the leftist sites, and then see if they actually have any halfway logical response…

    After all, the war at home is just as important as the war overseas.

  10. Unregistered Comment by Skank UNITED STATES

    Drinks my ASS!! That MAN will get Drinks Steaks and any thing else he want’s. I am getting so sick and tired of the shit from wasington im in the mood to nuke them. For fucks sake how much more of this tired assed shit do we have to listen to? Your kit of Rope Politician and Tree damn I bet you could sell allot of those. Sorry for the language but I am tired of Donks as you all call them I punch hippes till my hand hurts and it seems like more show up to take there place. Hell im so mad at the demorats that I can’t type straight I think I need more rum and coke LAter all

  11. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Well said, Skank.

    I said, a long time ago, that I would do anything that I had to do, no exceptions, to prevent asshat traitor politicians and assorted other nadless pricks from pulling another Viet Nam on our soldiers, ever again.

    I wasn’t kidding.

    There is nothing I won’t do, no deed that I won’t cheerfully perform, to keep those shits from pissing on our soldiers once more. Their chance to dissent was when the vote was up as to whether we should go or not. They voted for it. By doing so, they committed to seeing the mission through to victory, whether they want to or not, and if they don’t see it that way then, so help me G-d, I’ll fucking well MAKE them see it that way.

    I will NOT let those fickle weasel pissants snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once more, leaving our noble and brave battle dead and wounded behind for nothing.

    They will fucking well see through what they voted in favor of, or I’ll personally rip their heads off and crap down the gushing, bleeding holes between their shoulderblades.

    And don’t think that I won’t.

    I’ll enjoy it too.

  12. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    This is “read it or I’ll personally track your sorry ass down and kick it so hard you’ll be shitting out your temples” reading.

    Then I’d say that it needs to go into the list of Imperial Edicts over there on the sidebar.

    Post-haste.

    Day-um, that was good reading.

    Amen, brother. And if our worthless Congress Empty Suits manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once again and, in doing so, spit on the sacrifices of our soldiers once more, I’ll personally track down their spineless motherfucking asses, one by one, and kill them dead. So help me G-d. - Misha.]

    A-frickin’-men. Was thinking the exact same thing, Sire. If such a sorry event as a Demoscummic-induced withdrawal ever should come to pass, I’ll have your back on the next few thousand sequences or so.

  13. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Splendid idea, Spats, consider it done.

  14. Unregistered Comment by JetBlast UNITED STATES

    This should be sent to every major newspaper in the US. For the red cities, it would re-enforce their commitment and for the blue ones, it just might make them see the realize how dead wrong some of their “leaders” are.

    Since a significant percentage of Americans get all their news from the MSM and nearly all celebrity nutbags get their talking points from the same source, this information needs to find it’s way to them one way or another.

  15. Unregistered Comment by JannyMae UNITED STATES

    Great link, great post!

    Another great site I’ve been linked to recently is this one

    Heartwarming stories of real heroes!!!

  16. Unregistered Comment by LC Mamapajamas UNITED STATES

    Amen, brothers, AMEN!!!

    I’m angry enough that the traitor Kerry even ended up in the Senate at all. I remember his little speech to the Senate in ‘71 when it was in the news, and didn’t believe him then and don’t believe what he’s saying about Iraq now. I will never, EVER forgive him. If he’s saying it, it is automatically suspicious. If he said the sun will come up in the morning, I will go outside and check for myself. Then he had the unmitigated gall to call his lies to the Senate “youthful exhuberance”. Right. The fact that so many supported him during the 2004 election made me wonder what is wrong with the people in this country.

    However, young men like Staff Sgt. Bellavia have shown me that something has gone very, very RIGHT in this country, in spite of the attempts of the left to undermine everything. If we can still produce men like that, we are a long way from defeated :).

  17. Unregistered Comment by dewat UNITED STATES

    I left Vietnam on 23 FEB 73, I was still in the Army when South Vietnam fell less than two years later.I can’t tell you what a kick in the gut that was and I’m not ashamed to say that I shed a few tears. The party of Hanoi Jane isn’t the “Cut’n Run” party, oh no, they are true to their colors, red with a yellow hammer and sickle. Howard Dean proved that by posing with Code Pink merchandise, Madea Benjamin wants nothing more than to bring down this country. The Democrats aren’t a political party they are a criminal enterprise.They support the Open Borders Lobby, Agenda 21 and The New World Order = no national sovereignty.

    The only good commie is the one that’s dead. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

  18. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    The only good commie is the one that’s dead. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

    As much as I hate to bring this up, and despite my loving the Beatles’ music so much, I was very disappointed, but hardly surprised to hear John Lennon, in a 1975 interview I heard this past week, talk about words to the effect of, America’s passing as a great power, like we were on the downside of our glory, much like the British Empire. A couple of sentences, but it left a lump in my throat. (angry, because he loved living here, but…)

    They want it that way. They take so much for granted, that if any power becomes greater than this country’s, it might be so tolerant of viewpoints, and outspokenness such as his. And they don’t see it. It’s like not seeing the Forest for the Trees. They really don’t get it.

  19. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    *…might NOT be so tolerant of viewpoints,…*

    Dammit, I leave out one of the Key words…

    (bangs head on desk)

  20. Unregistered Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    dewat says:

    I left Vietnam on 23 FEB 73, I was still in the Army when South Vietnam fell less than two years later.I can’t tell you what a kick in the gut that was and I’m not ashamed to say that I shed a few tears

    That is why I hope this sorry, seditious son of a bitch is roasting and rotting in the deepest, darkest pits of hell…

  21. Unregistered Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    One more thing, for those who’ve taken the recent middle east tour how do these Popular Mechanic articles, “Part 1” and “Part 2” and this last, “article” rate in terms of accuracy and lack of spin?

  22. Unregistered Comment by delftsman3 UNITED STATES

    Thanks for those links Juandos. I hope you don’t mind, but I used them for a post of my own.

    I’ve been out of it a long time, but if my memory isn’t too dusty, these articles do sound like a fair reporting of a combat tactics situation. They were a bit different in my day (back when we only had clubs and stones,LOL) but with the new equipment and type of situation/area being assaulted it sounded copacetic to me.
    Maybe a little on the Rah rah side of the spectrum, but with the amount of doom and gloom in the TSM, whats wrong with that?

  23. Unregistered Pingback by Common Sense Junction » Blog Archive » Meet Sgt. David Bellavia UNITED STATES

    […] Yesterday, Imperial Torturer @ Anti-Idiotarian posted “Shoving That ClueBat…” It was linked to an article by David Bellavia. — An excerpt: As an infantryman whose boots are still caked with blood and dust from Iraq, I am at a loss to understand what Representative John Murtha (D-PA) was thinking when he recently delivered his defeatist comments about our military efforts. […]

  24. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Shoving That ClueBat™ Farther Up The Shredded Rectums Of “The Party Of Surrender™”

    Certain postsurgical parts of my body didn’t really have to know that, BC. ;)

    Ouch.

  25. Unregistered Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Hey “delftsman3” (#22), please help yourself…

    Shoving That ClueBat™ Farther Up The Shredded Rectums Of “The Party Of Surrender

    Damn it I.T. man, just reading that makes any potential thought of having someone use an endoscope positivly impossible for me to contemplate…:grin:

  26. Unregistered Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    LIZ SIDOTI, Associated Press Writer pens the following:Moderates are imploring colleagues in Congress to tone down the rhetoric on Iraq as debate about President Bush’s war policies has become increasingly bitter and partisan…:lol:

  27. Elephant Man Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    Check out the photo slideshow in Juando’s link showing the preliminary voting in this weeks Iraq election.

    Note that Reuters has tagged every one of their photographs with this:

    Iraqi security officials are bracing for an increase in violence in the days and weeks after what they believe will be a relatively safe and secure election day

    Good ol’ Reuters. Gotta keep spinninng that “doom and gloom”… :roll:

  28. Unregistered Pingback by Common Folk Using Common Sense » Read. This. Now. UNITED STATES

    […] Hat tip to the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: The Party of Defeat [ed: click here for the full article]By David BellaviaFrontPageMagazine.com | December 9, 2005 […]