Enjoy the Needle, Tookie!
Posted by: Emperor Darth Misha I in Public Announcements, Useless Swine4:16 pm
Thanks to LC Godandstarcraft, we’ve just received this most welcome news:
SAN FRANCISCO - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger on Monday refused to spare the life of Stanley Tookie Williams, the founder of the murderous Crips gang who awaited execution after midnight in a case that set off a debate over the possibility of redemption on death row.
The swine can now go “redeem” himself in Hell where he belongs and should’ve been for the past 24 years.
Meanwhile, in the Empire, His Majesty will be lifting a glass tomorrow morning as Tookie gets the needle and leaves this plane for an eternity of torments in Hell.
To honor his memory, we’ll be chuckling our ass off, saying “you should’ve heard the gargling noises that pig was making as his diaphragm got paralyzed and he choked to death.”
[UPDATE: Sir Christopher informs us that Tookie the World Famous Author (who, at last count, had sold about 300 copies of his revolutionary childrens’ book) doesn’t want any sympathy:
“I don’t want food or water or sympathy from the place that is going to kill me,” he said in an interview with the paper last month.
Don’t worry, Tookie. You’re about as likely to receive any sympathy as Fat Ted Kennedy is likely to stay off the Chivas for more than five hours. Consider your wish granted, and whoever said that we weren’t merciful?
“I don’t want anyone present for the sick and perverted spectacle.”
‘Fraid you don’t have much say in that matter, you perverted, murdering son of a whore. Pardon our harsh language, but we’re still pissed off that all of the tickets to the show were sold out and that we’ll be stuck at home when we should be watching Tookie getting the Juice O’Death, stuffing our face with pork rinds and swilling beer. They do allow beer in there, don’t they?
The thought of that is appalling and inhumane. It is disgusting for a human to sit and watch another human die.”
Not quite as appalling and inhumane as blowing half the face off a little girl woman with a shotgun blast or making fun of a teenaged store clerk’s gargling noises as he lay bleeding to death after you put a load of ‘00′ in his back because you didn’t like the way he looked at you.
Now, if you’ll have us excused. We still have some shopping to do in preparation for the big Tookie Fry we’re having later on tonight.]
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Good.
December 12th, 2005 at 4:27 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
If we weren’t having soup tonight, I’d be firing up the grill and having steaks to mark the day.
December 12th, 2005 at 4:35 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 on Mac OS X
Save for Midnight PT. Ding Dong the witch is dead!
http://www.stlyrics......isdead.htm
December 12th, 2005 at 4:43 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Best news I have had all day!!!
December 12th, 2005 at 4:50 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
What you will hardly hear about, is the fact he has expressed no remorse for these murders, 2 of the 4 victims being an elderly couple whom he shot for a mere $100.
He deserves the electric chair more than a needle, imho.
December 12th, 2005 at 4:52 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Those drugs go in order like this: Sleep, Stop Lungs, Stop Heart.
They need to do a little shell game shuffle to:
Stop Lungs. Have smoke break. Stop Heart. Fuck the sleep he’s gone. My, my he apparently shit and pissed himself. What an undignified thing for such a tough guy to do.
And apparently all that redemption didn’t make it down to the little tookies.
Can’t wait for the next Tookie Cookie™
December 12th, 2005 at 5:12 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
What “Tookie” Williams deserves, Lady Heather, is to die as his victims did: face down on the floor, gasping out his life, being mocked as he dies.
Sorry, that’s cold, but I’d love to see at least as much concern expressed for his victims - dead for a quarter of a century, now -as has been expressed for this despicable gangbanger. No doubt they’ll be rioting in Compton and Watts tonight…which actually would make for a sickly appropriate sendoff for this thug and underscore the truth of his legacy.
December 12th, 2005 at 5:15 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 2000
Don’t get mad Tookie. . .take a DEEP breath.
December 12th, 2005 at 5:17 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows XP
i just had the BEST Sichuan Crispy Beef for lunch! At least Gary Gilmore was a man about it and CHOSE the firing squad!
December 12th, 2005 at 5:17 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Electric Chair was cruel and unusual. Now we have lethal injection.
Now lethal injection is cruel and unusual.
Next the Comfy Chair, for about 5 years, then…
December 12th, 2005 at 5:18 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Can’t offer a firing squad…too many volunteers…
December 12th, 2005 at 5:33 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
AMF
December 12th, 2005 at 5:35 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Took, Took, Tookie goodbye!
Took, Took, Tookie won’t fry!
The needle that will graze ya,
Will stop yer heart in
San Quentin’s Euthanasia!
Took, Took, Tookie’s bombshell!
Took, Took, Tookie’s in hell!
Walk towards the light!
Don’t bother to fight!
Yer asshole will be glowing
Like it’s made of graphite!
(dum, dum, dum, dum)
Took, Took, Tookie good bye!
December 12th, 2005 at 5:37 pmTook, Took, Tookie Banzai!
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Poetic, sig94 - very touching. [wipes tear from eye]
I imagine that being executed by the state for the crimes he committed will enhance his career as an anti-gang activist. To know that the death penalty is exactly that, and not “life in prison with endless appeals”, may cause some gang members to pause and reconsider (I hope). Then the deterrent will actually be a deterrent.
Thank you Arnold! (or would “Terminator” be more appropriate?)
December 12th, 2005 at 5:54 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
December 12th, 2005 at 5:57 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Damn! It wasn’t that big on IMAO site…
December 12th, 2005 at 5:58 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
man, if you can’t get the Ninth Jerkit Court of Schlameels to stay your execution, you’re FUCKED!
December 12th, 2005 at 6:12 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
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December 12th, 2005 at 6:21 pmUsing WordPress 1.5.2
‘Reckon there’s already a batch of newly motivated death-row authors bit with the nobel bug, gettin’ busy with their own stories.
December 12th, 2005 at 6:30 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 2000
so the final appeal will go to SCOTUS, which means to Sandra Day O’Conner, who is assigned this jurisdiction. Interesting given all our displeasure with her over the last few years, and as she prepares to retire, there is a last minute chance for her to “redeem” herself. Real redemption, not like Tookie.
December 12th, 2005 at 6:37 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
That was inspired, Sig94. I loved it.
Well, it looks like the Hollowhead crowd loses another one. Geeze, I almost feel sorry for Mike Farrell and his crusade against justice. Not really. Not even close.
December 12th, 2005 at 6:55 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows 98
NOTE TO TOOKIE: SHAKE HANDS WITH THE DEVIL FOR ME
Good for the Governator:
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger refused to block the execution early Tuesday of Stanley Tookie Williams, rejecting the notion that the founder of the murderous Crips gang had atoned for his crimes and found redemption on death …
December 12th, 2005 at 7:14 pmUsing WordPress 1.5.1.2
my thoughts Exactically Misha. Too bad we can’t be the one pushing the button.
Bye bye tookie!
December 12th, 2005 at 7:23 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Your Majesty, stick to the facts lest you be coralled with the MSM revisionists.
To be fair, she was 43, hardly a little girl. Her dad was 76, mom 63.
He was 26 years old.
None of these individuals deserved what they got. Tookie does though. Schwarzenegger made the right decision.
December 12th, 2005 at 7:25 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Oops, Melissa.
Corrected, and thanks for the heads up. I could’ve sworn… Loose shit on my part, I’m afraid.
December 12th, 2005 at 7:30 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows XP
Here’s a Christmas Song, going out to Tookie Williams….
Up on Death Row (think Rooftop, Xmas Song)
Up on Death Row, sits Tookie Williams.
Out jumps Hollyweird and the stupid liberals.
Tookie is sweating bullets, crying like a boy.
Executioner’s geared to get his joys
CHORUS:
Oh Hell No, He shouldn’t die!
Oh Hell Yeah, let’s see him fry!
Up on the Death Row for this wookie.
Fifthy thousand volts will go through Tookie
First comes the shaving of his head
Then strapping that wire right to his leg.
Getting the current to make his hairs curl,
Sending his ass to the underworld.
Repeat CHORUS
Next comes the whines of old Mike Ferrel.
His acting and life logic are so terrible.
Mike thinks this killer can live in harmony.
Then the switch is thrown by Governor Arnie.
Repeat CHORUS
Finally the liberals will scream and cry.
Lamenting that their project had to die.
The liberals are such an odd bunch of sheeple.
Guess they forgot Tookie murdered several people.
Repeat CHORUS.
PS: I know he’s getting the needle, but I could not pass up doing a toast of Gene Autry and Xmas songs….
BYE TOOKIE, YOU REMORSELESS SACK OF WARM GOPHER SEMEN!
December 12th, 2005 at 7:36 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
I would pay money to be a witness but Tookie doesn’t want any. No one there to hear him gurgle and die as he did to the kid at the 7/11 whilst he laughed at him.
So be it, but…..
to paraphrase an old friend of mine, Peyote Pete, that distinguished biker from Mazatlan…
“Adios motherfuckah!”
December 12th, 2005 at 7:36 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 98
Hey TexanPatriot, you really need to post a drink warning with that. ROTFLMAO!
December 12th, 2005 at 7:44 pmGood thing Tookie’s crime took place in Ca rather than ill-ANNOY.We have the death penalty in name only.
*experiences a Red Curtain of Blood moment*
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[..both feet stampin’ snot flyin’], TP!!!
December 12th, 2005 at 7:53 pmThe guy’s at work are gonna have to put up with them lyrics all day t’morrow!
Bra!vo
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here are pictures of the victims of Tookie
WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC, PARTICULARLY THE LAST ONE
December 12th, 2005 at 7:55 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
If ted bundy’s last job was to be a conductor,,what’s tooki’s?
December 12th, 2005 at 7:58 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 2000
Are You There God? It’s Me Tookie.
Twas the night before execution And right on Death Row Little Tookie had insomnia He knew he was next to go. I’m innocent! I swear! Was Tookie’s recurrent claim (100% of inmates polled said the same). He’d just about finished
December 12th, 2005 at 8:18 pmUsing TypePad 1.7.2
It’s just as well that they’re executing Tookie tonight; his life was getting pretty boring:
(Thanks to Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities. Lots more Tookie links there; just click here and scroll down.)
December 12th, 2005 at 8:37 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 2000
It’s a shame the liberal fucktards don’t fight as hard for the innocent unborn as they do for convicted murderers. I suggest we make it easier for them and refer to Tookie’s execution as an abortion.
In the 208th trimester.
December 12th, 2005 at 8:38 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows XP
Uhhhh… no offence, guys, but the Tookster is getting off a little too easy.
So the SOB is getting a freaking needle? That’s way too humane!
I’d say we should’ve got the guy who sawed off heads in Iraq and put him to good use on Tookie.
His victims died in torment. He should die accordingly, and in public as a warning to others.
After that, we stick the needle into the decapitator so he could meet his maker. Two birds with one stone.
Now, what about Mumia and the Hurricane?
Yankee Two Delta
December 12th, 2005 at 8:49 pmUnemployed Hangman
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All the energy spent on getting that fuck off Death Row…meanwhile, an actual innocent man goes to death row. (Story found by following link from here to a Du Toit story.)
Black guy who killed a white guy. Racist Mississipi jury who groused at the uppitiness of the accused negro. (Read the story.) Police violating civil rights. You’d think this guy would get liberal support, right? I guess all needs to do is establish a gang or entertain celebrities in his cell and he can get liberals to support him.
December 12th, 2005 at 8:56 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 on Windows XP
Lab rat. He is testing the Medication that might be used on our fine, logical, truthful journalists who are busy making sure that truth doesn’t reach the American people.
December 12th, 2005 at 9:09 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
With regards to my last post in this thread (35), I’d like to apologise for the excessive bloodlust.
I was at least hoping that somone would mix up all these vials, though. That would be… um, nevermind.
Justice is a revenge dish best served cold. Too bad they retired the gas chamber.
Y2D
December 12th, 2005 at 10:37 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
I hope “tookie” goes kicking and screaming to the gurney as they insert the IV in his veines. I hope his inmate son sees his father in deep dark mortal fear.
December 12th, 2005 at 11:10 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
And I hope that, shortly thereafter, he stands before his Creator to hear these words, spoken as through a gazillion-watt public-address system:
“Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels!”
December 12th, 2005 at 11:16 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Debian GNU/Linux
George Lucas is already working on his next master
bationpiece:BAR WARS IV: REVENGE OF THE TOOKIE
December 12th, 2005 at 11:32 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Arnold, I’m sorry I thought you were going to be just another rat bastard, slimeball, no nuts, liberal California politician… I apologize, you are no rat… Thanks for thinning the herd on Death Row. KEEP THAT THOUGHT !
December 12th, 2005 at 11:32 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
too bad they didn’t accidentally inject him with sulphuric acid.
December 13th, 2005 at 1:02 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
click here
Just in case anyone had the misaprehension that this low-down piece of sub-human garbage didn’t soundly deserve his punishment.
Keep the kids away, this is very graphic.
December 13th, 2005 at 1:08 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Emperor Misha, I fear you owe whores everywhere a HUGE apology
December 13th, 2005 at 1:12 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
And take a read of this, the DA’s case complete with statements and evidence!
http://www.lacountyda.org/pdf/swilliams.pdf
December 13th, 2005 at 2:40 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Stanley “Tookie” Williams has been executed at 12:01, then was pronounced dead before 39 witness’.
Tookie is now meeting his maker, and facing final judgement.
His victims families are fearful for thier lives now.
December 13th, 2005 at 2:52 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Look at this!
Shitting bull could not let “Tookie fry” to steal the spotlight:
http://cbs4denver.co.....23212.html
Forgiveness is now between god and tookie, the State of CA just arranged the meeting faster.
December 13th, 2005 at 3:35 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Good riddens,One down many more to go.This animal got what he deserved.Piss on him…
December 13th, 2005 at 4:00 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Next.
December 13th, 2005 at 9:38 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Justice is served, although about 21 years late, in my not so humble opinion.
December 13th, 2005 at 9:45 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
At 11:58 this morning I was standing in my front yard with some nieghbors drinking a cold beer. At 12:01 we all stoped turned towrds San Quentin rasied our beers and drank a toast to the executioner. G-d what a night. For once something to be proud of the state of
December 13th, 2005 at 12:37 pmCalieuphoria for. Nice job Arnie you finally made a right decision.Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 2000
De-composer?
December 13th, 2005 at 1:33 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Re: Skank’s 52
Wish I’d been there!!
Ride ’til ya die, bro!!
December 13th, 2005 at 3:59 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 98
Leave it to the pussy EUROWeenies to strike back….
Credits to Jack Langer and Human Events Online
Jeez, just as the Governator was considering a new career in his land of birth.
harummphhhhhh……
December 13th, 2005 at 4:07 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Dang…click the Europeans Denounce Link…..Alzheimer’s grows closer.
December 13th, 2005 at 4:09 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Naaa, Naaaa, NAAAA, Naaaa;
Naaa, Naaaa, NAAAA, Naaaa;
Hey! Hey! Tookie’s dead.
Naaa, Naaaa, NAAAA, Naaaa;
Naaa, Naaaa, NAAAA, Naaaa;
Hey! Hey! Tookie’s dead.
[nelson] HA HA! [/nelson]
December 13th, 2005 at 8:14 pmUsing Mozilla 1.7.2 on Windows 98
In regards to Tookie, whose mother coulda’ done the world a helluva favor by sittin’ on him when he was born…..not to mention savin’ four lives…
December 13th, 2005 at 9:17 pmI have wearied of the whining, self-hating, along with everything and everybody else American losers out there….those somehow aghast that myself and those like me could reject their self-styled benevolence.
But as I have always maintained…the best way to get rid of these losers is to make fun of ‘em…sends ‘em ballistic. As with Tookie, now so wonderfully dead…my sole regret being something more exciting wasn’t in the needle. Now THERES some reality TV…….the protestors finish up, go crawl back under their rock’s till next time.
Reminds me of some dude hating the prez screamin’ that we never see the war dead and honor guards on TV….
Why, asshole? So you hypocrites can point and say, see, see, Bush’s war. That’s your concern for war dead. You fuckers pulled that shit in ‘Nam….yeah, I’m old enough to remember, which is why we vets voted your traitor buddy Kerry down the chute. You’re more worried about some gangsta thug from South-Central. You played the race card, you played the money card, you played the star card…….but Ahnold didn’t fold, he called.. and you lost.
Your rock awaits you…………..
Anyway, back to gun control….seems these Canadian liberals want ours too.
“Come and get ‘em, assholes!” Folks that support it here tend to lose elections.
They wanna’ try economic means….let ‘em, we could give far more than we get….
I truly must confess, I would enjoy drawing a bead on one of these sick assholes…sendin’ him off to Magic Tookie Land…..and that takes a lot for me.
But in my heart I know I could…and would.
I’m not interested in talking with these people. I gave up. Much prefer it this way, coming to understand they don’t. This slash and burn stuff gets kinda’ fun sometimes, takin’ and throwin’ it. Some interesting takes on guns….these people I show no mercy, even less consideration. This sombitch Martin in Canada needs some serious reality pills…
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I’m not exactly suprised at the following but I didn’t know that Tookie Williams had been nominated several times for the Nobel Peace Prize and Nobel Literature award…
December 14th, 2005 at 5:21 amUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
What moron would nominate a convicted killer for a prize of any sort?
December 14th, 2005 at 6:44 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
if Arafat can get a Peace prize for agreeing to peace to the Infatada which he started then reneged on the deal, then anyone can get one.
December 14th, 2005 at 12:39 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP