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From the Empire to all of you!

…and whatever else tradition you may be holding dear this time of year.

Unless it’s some sort of fake “ethnic” holiday invented by criminals a few decades ago or begins with “Eid” (at least those of you believing in chopping off heads as a means of making a statement), in which case you can ceremoniously go fuck yourselves.

In a holiday sort of way, of course.

We’re nothing if not inclusive.

And last, but most DEFINITELY not least, our thanks to our boys and girls overseas who won’t be celebrating this Christmas with us because they’re too busy making sure that the rest of us can celebrate in peace.

G-d Bless You All and thank you for being there for us.

Every light on the Imperial Christmas Tree is a reminder of you, letting us know that if it weren’t for people like you, we wouldn’t have a Christmas at all.

We can’t wait to welcome you home and celebrate victory with you.

Until Then. (Yes, it hogs bandwidth, but you won’t regret clicking on it).

76 Responses to “Merry Christmas!”
  1. Unregistered Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    jaybear sezzzzzzz

    Merry Christmas all, pray for all of our military folk who are far from home. God Bless Us Everyone.

    Here’s a Christmas Card for y’all

    Merry Christmas

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Beaker UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas Misha, or as we say in California, Feliz Navidad.

  3. Unregistered Comment by caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas, Emperor,
    And thank all for this site, one of many blessings I have…and may God bless and watch over our guys and gals overseas…

  4. Unregistered Comment by Skank UNITED STATES

    Fairly new here but a Merry Christmas and may you all have an incredable new year. May God bless and watch over all of you.

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel UNITED STATES

    Glaedelig Julog, Sire, and best wishes for the coming New Year.

  6. Unregistered Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas to the lot of you.

  7. Unregistered Comment by LC Scotty UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to all of my friends here.

  8. Unregistered Trackback by The Big Green Machine UNITED STATES

    A Simple, Black and White Question for you…

    What kind of person would you rather have running Iraq?

  9. Unregistered Comment by Motaki UNITED STATES

    Just joined and want to say Merry Christmas, as well. Love the post. I started out laughing and ended up having an eye bath. That video always gets me.

    And for any troops reading, know you are in the prayers of us all. Stay safe.

  10. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    Thank you for the wonderful email, Sire.:) A safe and happy christmas to all.

    From hot and humid Sydney (yeah, it’s summer all right.,…)

  11. tweell Comment by tweell UNITED STATES

    God Bless Us, Every One!

  12. Unregistered Comment by Sir George Turner UNITED STATES

    Keep an eye out for those white boomers, Brendan.
    SixWhiteBoomers.mp3

  13. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    Broken link, George:(

  14. MVK Mer Comment by MVK Mer UNITED STATES

    Thanks for that. It seems very peaceful and am awaiting present arrivals starting on the 25th(Chanukah and Christmas on the same night with Christmas being on a Sunday? Must be some warp-zone layer thing). So far, I wouldn’t mind Peace on Earth no matter how much the Media hates a departure from non-stop (I know I can’t help talking about politics right now. Must’ve gotten it when I was really Liberal) Bush-bashing and scandal-making. One of those who probably really wants it is the President and in a genuine sense, not in a peace is the absence of war kind of sense. I hope all political degrees have a good, and safe(except for Terrorists and Communists and, well there are a few Fascists that exist but are at the lower end of the Third Party To-tem pole) and meaningful holiday except for Tookie’s Holiday(Kwanzaa). Make sure the debating engines haven’t frozen and some good snowball-slinging will come. Also, and this is early, everyone have a Happy New Year(except for Terrorists and, well, Castro and Kim).

  15. scotty,iraq Comment by scotty,iraq UNITED KINGDOM

    Inspiring presentation…well worth the wait! Thanks and a very Merry Christmas to you and yours!

  16. Unregistered Comment by JakeTheSnake UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas!! God bless us, everyone.

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  18. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Thank you for that link, Sire, very beautifully moving, to say the least.

    And Merry Christmas to friends, foes, and to those “in between”. (meaning, those whom I don’t hate, but I am very pissed off with them)

    As with what happened one Christmas in WW1, I will call a truce, cease fire, and bear no ill will towards anyone this (sacred) weekend only.

  19. patrickafir Comment by patrickafir UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas & Happy Hannukah, everyone. Oh, and from the Old Grey Lady: Screw you, America. (Use BugMeNot to sign in if you don’t have a NYT subscription.)

  20. Unregistered Comment by prophet UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas from behind my keyboard (where i’m hiding with my boyfriend Mykki and his inflatable doll) to my favorite group of keyboard commandos who expose me for the ass i am every day!! I GOTTA RUN BEFORE I WET MY BED AGAIN!!!!!!!!

  21. Unregistered Comment by RAH_ Fan UNITED STATES

    First Merry Christmas to everyone. Godbless everyone, Godbless the troops.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    Thank you to the military members of this community, Merry Christmas to everyone, including my drinking buddy Cheapshot, my prayer for blessings for the LCs, and that God may provide a clue for the MSM and the left, so that this nation may not perish from the earth.

  23. Unregistered Comment by Sir George Turner UNITED STATES

    Let me try this again, Brendan.

    Download RolfHarrisSixWhiteBoomers.mp3

    Hopefully a right click and SaveAs will work.

  24. Unregistered Comment by lcmike in chi UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas!
    G_d bless you everyone…even prophet.

  25. MurdockTheCrazy Comment by MurdockTheCrazy UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas!
    G_d bless you everyone…even prophet.

    Yeah, G-d bless prophet… with a brick… to the head ;) .

  26. Scott Comment by Scott UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas to you all and to all a good night .

  27. Unregistered Comment by Cygnet UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas, y’all. I usually lurk, but this was a good time to de-lurk. Merry Christmas, and my love and thanks, to our troops wherever they might be. Bosnia, Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, or here at home.

  28. Unregistered Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    A very Merry Christmas to one and all. May our wishes for Peace be realized, our families prosper and everyone get that present they really, really wanted.

  29. Unregistered Comment by Menshevik UNITED STATES

    Why the hatred of muslims as a whole? Are not the Kurdish democrats muslims? Are not the Iraqis starting to fight at the side of Americans?

    May god bless everyone- even Jews, Christians and Muslims, despite their evil beliefs.

  30. Unregistered Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas everyone! Thanks for the link, Misha.

    A large thanks to the troops protecting our freedoms. We owe you more then words can express. It’s important you know this, we willnot allow the work you do and the sacrifice you bear to be in vain, we will hold up our end back home. That should be our number 1 resolution for the New Year!

  31. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    May God keep our troops safe and bring them home soon.

    May our great country continue to provide a beacon of hope to the oppressed.

    May God save us from idiots and fools.

  32. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    WHILE WE ARE ENJOYING CHRISTMAS, TAKE A MOMENT TO SHARE OUR BLESSINGS BY VISITING ARMOR4TROOPS.ORG AT TO HELP BUY MUCH NEEDED BODY ARMOR FOR OUR SOLDIERS.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  33. Unregistered Comment by LCkschlenker UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you spend it with everyone you love.
    :)

  34. Unregistered Comment by LC starboardside UNITED STATES

    A MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and God bless those that serve.

  35. Unregistered Comment by Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Merry Yule, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah.

    See ya when ya get home, Triple K.

  36. Unregistered Comment by GUYK UNITED STATES

    MERRY CHRISTMAS to ya from me and sweetthing and Miss Sassie Poodle

  37. Unregistered Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Just a little Christmas story about the heartless military found through WorldNetDaily
    and the Sun-Sentinel.

  38. Unregistered Comment by LC-IB-NeilV UNITED STATES

    Merry Christamas and A happy New year to all our friends at the Rott.
    May God bless you all and bring you good things in the coming year.
    Neil,Dea and William wish you all good tidings
    Lc-Ib Neilv

  39. Unregistered Comment by Cheapshot UNITED STATES

    [Blunders in through kitchen door, spurs jingling, hair fulla mistletoe, nog splatter on vest shoulder (kids,,wee one’s).. crams bottles and loaves into icebox]
    HEY YA’LL!
    MERRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!

    Let the Thinkin’ Winkin’ Klinkin’and Drinkin’ begin!

  40. Unregistered Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas my dear Emperor! Her’s hoping you and your’s enjoy a healthy and happy New Year.

    To my shipmates standing the watch. . . keep your head on a swivel and your butt down.
    God Bless you all!

  41. Unregistered Comment by Perro Malo UNITED STATES

    A very Merry Christmas and/or Happy Hanukkah to everyone at the Rott, and to our troops stationed far from home and loved ones.

    Comment on Menshevik’s comment:
    And as a point of information, my neighbors, (and friends} who are Moslems told me they celebrate Christmas too.

    Why the hatred of muslims as a whole? Are not the Kurdish democrats muslims? Are not the Iraqis starting to fight at the side of Americans?

    My neighbor, Kassim, told me that he believes Jesus was a prophet, just not the son of G_d, as Christians believe. He spends the day doing charitable work, feeding the poor and needy.

  42. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    For Our Democratic Friends:

    “Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.”

    For Our Republican Friends:

    Here’s wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

  43. Unregistered Comment by JetBlast UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas to everyone and Best Wishes for a SAFE New Year….despite the efforts of some very prominent liberals.

    May our elected leaders continue to do whatever it takes, and I mean WHATEVER it takes to do their job…regardless of political correctness.

    I hope to see you all next year at the biggest, blowout, “Welcome Home Victory Parade”.

    Hey ex-Senator Daschle….memorize the words to “I’ll be home AGAIN for Christmas” yet?

  44. Unregistered Comment by LC Joseph Dromedary CANADA

    My best wishes from The Great White North to all at The Rott at this most wonderful time of the year.

    G-d Bless and watch over the warriors of all the Nations engaged in the War on Terror. Your cause is noble and just and may he bring you home safely to your loved ones.

    To the families of those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice in this war, may the Peace of G-d shine upon you and bring you solace. They will not be forgotten.

    Merry Christmas

    Joe Dromedary

  45. Unregistered Comment by Brummbar UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas to HIM Misha and all Rottweilers.

    BTW, my cousin, who is in Iraq right now, had the following to say about this site:

    “Man, this thing must drop Leftists at 500 yards.”

    Indeed.

  46. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    BTW, my cousin, who is in Iraq right now, had the following to say about this site:

    “Man, this thing must drop Leftists at 500 yards.”

    With iron sights, at that.

    A salute to your cousin, Brummbar, and to all those serving us in the glorious US military, stateside or deployed.

  47. Dex Comment by Dex UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas, Joyful Yule, and Happy Hannukah to all! Just for grins, courtesy of Rudyard Kipling:

    A Song to Mithras

    (HYMN OF THE 30[TH] LEGION: CIRGA A.D. 350)

    Mithras, God of the Morning, our trumpets waken the Wall!
    ‘Rome is above the Nations, but Thou art over all!’
    Now as the names are answered, and the guards are marched away,
    Mithras, also a soldier, give us strength for the day!

    Mithras, God of the Noontide, the heather swims in the heat.
    Our helmets scorch our foreheads, our sandals bum our feet.
    Now in the ungirt hour–now ere we blink and drowse,
    Mithras, also a soldier, keep us true to our vows!

    Mithras, God of the Sunset, low on the Western main–
    Thou descending immortal, immortal to rise again!
    Now when the watch is ended, now when the wine is drawn!
    Mithras, also a soldier, keep us pure till the dawn!

    Mithras, God of the Midnight, here where the great bull dies,
    Look on thy children in darkness. Oh take our sacrifice!
    Many roads thou hast fashioned–all of them lead to the Light:
    Mithras, also a soldier, teach us to die aright!

  48. Unregistered Comment by dewat UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah one and all.

  49. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the ACLU,
    Twelve lawyers were sitting with nothing to do;
    Their court briefs were piled on the table with care,
    In hopes they could find a judge still working somewhere.

    The plaintiffs were busy rehearsing their lines,
    With visions of jury awards filling their minds;
    And Heather in her Halston and Leo in his Armani,
    Were working the phones like Patton’s 3rd Army.

    When out in the lobby arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
    Away to the door I flew like a jet,
    Ran right down the hall and worked up a sweat!

    The lamp in the corner threw off a great glow,
    Reflected in the Corsican tiles below;
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a liberal judge, and eight clerks at his rear.

    With a flick of a finger, so lively and brisk,
    He drew out a gavel and pounded the desk.
    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.

    “Now, Roscoe! now, Morton! now Ashley and Vixen!
    On, Kwame! on Harvey! on, Sheryl and Dixon!
    To the conference room table! Take the case that you choose!
    It’s just hours ‘fore Christmas! Not a moment to lose!

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
    When they meet with an order, they never ask why.
    So atop the big table their briefcases flew,
    And they beckoned for help from the ACLU.

    And then, in a twinkling, the laser printer did clatter,
    And his clerks and my lawyers engaged in loud chatter;
    As I drew in my head, and was looking around,
    Down the hall came the judge – he had put on his gown.

    He was dressed all in black, from his head to his foot,
    And he wore on his face a most sinister look.
    The gavel he’d rattled now twirled in his hand,
    And he looked at the ready to quiet this band.

    His eyes were like coal, his mouth in a frown!
    His cheeks were all hollow, his nose twisted down!
    He smirked as he shouted, “Get moving! Let’s Go!
    There’s a Christmas to ruin – get on with the show!”

    His stump of a pipe emitted a cloud,
    And the smoke it encircled his head like a shroud.
    He had a thin face and big ears like Perot,
    That wiggled, when he spoke, just a very odd show.

    He read all the briefs, as we sat and looked on,
    And we feared that our chance to halt Christmas had gone.
    But a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

    He drew out his pen and went straight to his work,
    And filed all the orders with his army of clerks.
    Then pounding his gavel he shouted his dictum,
    ”Christmas is banned, for all time, ad infinitum!”

    He sprang to his feet, and his clerks followed suit,
    And away they all flew like a horse through a chute;
    But I heard him exclaim, ere his tires gave a squeal,
    “No more Christmas for all, lest you lose on appeal!”

  50. Unregistered Comment by LC Sterm26 UNITED STATES

    I’m a lurker too, but I love the site. Merry Christmas to the Emperor and all the LC’s, happy holidays to all others of goodwill, and to hell with those who wish us ill.

    The troop salute was very good, even my mmonbat brother was moved. I have a nephew going to Afghanistan next month and it’s really hitting home. God bless all those who serve.

  51. Unregistered Comment by LC Krondax UNITED STATES

    Merry christmas you all.

  52. Unregistered Comment by Alan K. Henderson UNITED STATES

    Everyone remember that December 25 celebrates another birthday.

  53. Stephen Comment by Stephen UNITED STATES

    Let us stop to consider all that we know-and don’t, all that we can learn, and all that we can do.

    Let us praise and thank all the talent we have working in our favor.

    Let us each work to make our contribution larger, and be thankful that we can.

    Blessings to you all.

    A Christmas poem for my friendly Leige and his court.

  54. Unregistered Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    jaybear sezzzzz

    Heard a good line at church tonight:

    “It isn’t easy living a Christian life, but you can’t beat the retirement plan”

    God Bless Our Troops, God Bless Our President, and God Bless You…..

    It’s Jesus’ Birthday

  55. Unregistered Comment by LittleRott84 UNITED STATES

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday Jesus
    Happy Birthday to you!!

    Also about Kurds-I have no problem with them. An associate pastor at my friend’s church is half Kurdish (his dad is from Iraq), and very much supports our presence over there. He also happens to be a cousin of the current president of Iraq, Jalal Talibani.

  56. Unregistered Comment by rightwingprof UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas to all of you!

  57. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas, one and all, from the Realm™

  58. Unregistered Comment by Nikki041498 UNITED STATES

    A most blessed Merry Christmas to you all and especially those of our Military. Those rough men (and women) who stand on that wall to keep us free. May this new year see our troops come home, NOT because the Dumb O Crats (i.e. White Flag Surrender Monkies) wish it…but because Iraq is strong, stable, and ready to take it’s place in the Middle East as a true Democratic Society.

  59. Unregistered Comment by Tuning Spork UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

  60. Unregistered Comment by elvis UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah!

  61. Unregistered Comment by elvis UNITED STATES

    One more time.

  62. Unregistered Comment by Draco UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas all!!!

    Who got what and in what caliber? =)

  63. Unregistered Comment by Azygos UNITED STATES

    May G-d bless and protect our troops and bring them home as soon as their job is completed.

    The spousal unit gave me a Remington Rand 1943 1911A1 .45. Who says it has to be new to be an awesome gift.

    Merry Christmas to all, especially those here at the Rott.

  64. Unregistered Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    jaybear sezzzzz merry christmas

    I just finished watching the first DVD in my new Firefly box set…..cool series.

    Also got my NRA membership re-upped…..

    all in all, a very good christmas.

  65. Unregistered Comment by L.C.Mamapajamas UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas to all :)

  66. Unregistered Comment by Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    I just finished watching the first DVD in my new Firefly box set…..cool series.

    Pardon me please, while I get all jealously green and shit, Jaybear.

    (But my lovely niece did get me Serenity. I’ve got some awesome family, man…)

  67. Unregistered Comment by Y2Dray CANADA

    To everyone at the Rott, to you and yours, I wish you all a Merry X-mas, a Happy Hanukkah and a Joyous Festivus.

    I’m currently on holiday in Thornhill, ON and away from my home computer, hence the lack of any rantings at my blogspot (internet café rates are plain murder - maybe the local library has a better deal). But I’ll still get my airing of grievances out by the end of the week - my plan is to extend Festivus by 12 days, and there is not shortage of people and entities on which to lay copious loads of admonitions and lambastings.

    To all the US servicemen: godspeed wherever you are and watch your six - or else we Canucks will have to bail you out, eh? :lol:

    To my fellow servicemen in the Canadian Forces: all the best, godspeed wherever you are and watch your six - the Yanks already have their hands full.

    And to the Enemy: just you wait!

    Y2D

  68. Unregistered Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    jaybear sezzzzzz

    Guido Cabrone sezz:

    (But my lovely niece did get me Serenity. I’ve got some awesome family, man…)

    And that means that you are a wealthy man Guido….truly blessed. I loved the Serenity movie, and everyone including Misha said that the series was just as good…they weren’t kidding man, it is good. Ya’ gotta spend some of that Christmas money and get the set.

    God Bless you and your family Guido, treasure them.
    I’m holding mine close tonight…we’re all gonna watch some more Firefly.

  69. Unregistered Comment by Myron UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas

  70. Unregistered Comment by SirChristopher ISE UNITED STATES

    I cherish all of you. Merry Christmas!

    First AIR contact with my new iMac, G-5. My first Apple.

    Kinda Bitchin.

  71. Unregistered Comment by G. Hamid UNITED STATES

    Did a year in Vietnam. Did another watching “Until Then”. Came at a good time, though.

    But I gotta say, Darth Misha I, you may be a rottweiler but deep down you’re a cuddly puppy.

  72. Unregistered Comment by G. Hamid UNITED STATES

    And Merry Christmas everyone.

  73. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    Did a year in Vietnam. Did another watching “Until Then”. Came at a good time, though.

    Thank you for your service, Hamid..and a safe and happy Christmas and 2006 to you.

  74. Unregistered Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, dear friends! Thank you for being here, and thank you for getting me through some difficult times in the past. This Christmas was the best one ever, for me. To the guys and girls protecting my Liberty: Merry Christmas, Happy hanukkah, Happy New Year and a million thanks! May you come home soon, and may you kick some ass. Stay safe!
    Here is to a happy new year!
    Na zdorovje!

  75. lc ima mommy, Imperial Handmaid Comment by lc ima mommy, Imperial Handmaid UNITED STATES

    Merry Christmas Rotties…LC and lurkers alike! You have all become so dear to me this past year, and were in my Christmas prayers this weekend. Misha, I hope you and your beautiful family had a wonderful day - I’m sure your boys will one day realize they received the best present of all this year…and it wasn’t under the tree.

    From my crew to all of you, Merry Christmas!!
    Love, CJ

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