More Fun With Splodeydopes
Posted by: Emperor Darth Misha I in Religion of Pus, Useless Swine11:59 am
(Via LC & IB Bill Quick)
Two would-be suicide bombers have blown themselves up while strapping on explosives in an Afghan town bordering Pakistan, police said.
No one else was hurt in the blast near the market in Spin Boldak, Afghan border force commander Abdul Raziq told Reuters.
“They were hiding explosives under their clothes when they went off,” he said, adding that police suspected the bombers had intended to target troops from the US-led force in Afghanistan.
In other words, no loss of life.
No raisins for you two morons either, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Al-Roto-Reuters then go on to put on a bit of “positive” spin by talking about attacks that didn’t end prematurely with the syphilitic goat offspring blowing themselves up. Poor Roto-Reuters, always trying to find a silver lining when their allies fuck up.
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Premature Esplodeyation™ is a beautiful thing. *sniff*
December 29th, 2005 at 12:06 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
I also wonder if this kind of “work-related accident” is covered under their Islamic Peaceful Inner Struggler Workers’ Comp Plan™?
December 29th, 2005 at 12:08 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
Ouch! I hope it hurt!
December 29th, 2005 at 12:36 pmIt’s the little nuggets of humor that make life a little better. hehe
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Well now this isss fun, maybe we can expand?
‘Wonderin’ if the technology exist’s that would allow a cellphone relay tower to ping and ring,just one time, all the cell phones within it’s range.
December 29th, 2005 at 12:38 pmEach flash in the Aerial video would be another bomb-shop pre-closin’ fire sale.
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File under “Stupid Muslim Tricks”.
Hmm. AWFULLY thick folder already. . .
December 29th, 2005 at 12:38 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Cheapshot, that would be a lowdown trick and I’m all for it.
December 29th, 2005 at 1:01 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Achmed! Muhammed! Pull yourselves together! It isn’t the end of the world …. oops, I guess it is.
December 29th, 2005 at 1:03 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows 98
Aqmed: “So, how do we set these things off when we meet the Infidel(tm)?”
Farooq: “Just a second; pull my finger.”
December 29th, 2005 at 1:08 pmUsing Netscape 7.2 on Windows XP
Can we nominate these morons for a Darwin award?
December 29th, 2005 at 1:19 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0 on Windows XP
Actually I am pretty sure our com guys do that in Iraq.
December 29th, 2005 at 2:07 pmMust suck to be splodey dope . Piss on them
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Unfortunately, the splodey debris polluting the gene pool won’t get cleaned out as long as all of the good little martyrs are watching
this
December 29th, 2005 at 4:41 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
We need more like these guys…just the type to wait five five seconds to throw a three second grenade…….an eternity of difference.
December 29th, 2005 at 8:33 pmUsing Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
Talk about a limiting career choice. You get to go to work 1 day. Heh…no need for social security either.
December 30th, 2005 at 5:53 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows 98
Gotta figure out this gravatar thing…maybe it is a bit above my I QUE.
December 30th, 2005 at 5:55 amUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows 98
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Our homegrown leftards need to go and replace those splodeys, ASAP. After all, the leftards always whine how all America-supporters need to join the military and go fight. So, leftards, when are you going to follow your own advice, get off your flabby lily-white asses, and go fight for your beloved “freedom-fighters”? Strap on some C-4, and hop to it! I am sure you know all about ’sploding prematurely, too, you pathetic little wankners!
December 30th, 2005 at 12:37 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
“wankers”, that is.
December 30th, 2005 at 12:38 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
We have to figure out where to send the pizza for something like this. Should it go to the new Afgan police or to the closest US enclave?
Decisions, decisions.
December 30th, 2005 at 8:56 pmUsing Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
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