LC Kilo Echo 4 is kind enough to try to kill us by handing us this link. We’ll have to introduce the good LC to the finer points of attempted regicide. Once we’ve found our blood pressure medicine, that is.

BATON ROUGE — Racism is partly to blame for the deadly aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, the Rev. Jesse Jackson said, calling President Bush’s response to the disaster “incompetent.”

Why aren’t we in the least bit surprised that Jesse Hi-Jackson would play the race card? That is, after all, the only trick in that blabbering, unintelligible crook’s book. With it, he’s managed to make a great living for himself, land a great business for his equally retarded offspring (if geneticists aren’t completely off the mark), feed the unknown number of illegitimate bastards he has sired on his entourage of whores and blackmail an untold number of other businesses to line the wallets of his organized crime syndicate Rainbow/PUSH.

If ever there was an individual begging to be the subject of a full body cavity RICO investigation, it would be that sad sack of useless protoplasm. But that won’t happen either, because that would be justice.

In Jesse’s demented little world, everything is racism, at least until he has been paid his protection money. We’re quite frankly surprised that the frothing fuckweasel hasn’t yet called G-d Himself racist for having allowed Katrina to happen in the first place, but it’s most likely only because he hasn’t been able to locate the wallet of the Almighty yet.

“Today, as the President comes to Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi for his ceremonial trip to look at the victims of the devastation, he would do well to have a plan more significant than a ceremonial tour,” Jackson said Friday. “His whole response is unacceptable.”

Bush has acknowledged that the federal response has not been acceptable, but promised that the government would get supplies to survivors and crack down on violence in New Orleans.

Which happens to be all that the Fed is allowed to do under the Constitution, now that it has become obvious that the mayor of New Mogadishu [who, by the way, is black - M.] is a blithering idiot and a criminally negligent mass murderer. The mayor who is, by the way, black. Not that we think that it has the slightest bearing on his complete and utter lack of leadership, responsibility, sense of duty and basic competence (there are any number of highly competent, skilled and just plain brilliant black members of the Administration of this “racist” President, after all), but since Jesse of the Blaxis of Evil seems so obsessed with skin color, we’re surprised that he failed to make a note of this.

Not.

Jackson questioned why Bush has not named blacks to top positions in the federal response to the disaster, particularly when the majority of victims remaining stranded in New Orleans are black: “How can blacks be locked out of the leadership, and trapped in the suffering?”

There he goes again. “Who gives a fuck what their qualifications are, it’s all about skin color.”

As far as racism goes, Jesse Race Pimp makes the skinheaded freaks of Aryan Nation and Stormfront look like choir boys by comparison.

And once again, you slobbering chimp, there was a black guy in charge. He’s actually the entire reason that we have a problem now because he couldn’t be arsed to do anything with the hundreds of empty city buses sitting around uselessly. Want him back? You can have him, but you’d damn well better hurry before some clear headed individual finds him, a tree and a rope at the same time.

“It is that lack of sensitivity and compassion that represents a kind of incompetence.”

U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Russell Honore, head of the military task force overseeing operations in the three states, is black.

Must be the wrong shade of black, according to Jesse “ClueBereft” Jackass.

So how does that sweaty foot of yours taste, Jesse?

His task force is providing search and rescue, medical help and sending supplies to the three states in support of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Jackson was in Baton Rouge to take part in a local project using a caravan of buses to pick up people stranded in New Orleans and transport them out. He spoke at a news conference at the state emergency center.

Rule Number One When Trying to Survive in a Disaster Zone (Or Anywhere Else, For That Matter): If you see a camera, run as fast as you possibly can in the opposite direction, lest you and your family be crushed under Jesse “Camera Whore” Jackshit’s motorcade. The single most efficient way of catching a specimen infected with Jacksonitis is to set up a camera and make a sound like a news conference being called to order. It has been proven effective even in far-away places like the Antarctic. Rattle a collection plate for added effect.

The civil rights leader said the flooding that caused thousands to be trapped inside the city was caused by a lack of federal funding for its levee system and hurricane planning.

Not to mention the lack of local funding, funding not provided by the mayor of New Orleans [who, by the way, is black - M.] Obviously it wasn’t worrisome or important enough to do anything about until the hurricane had already hit and the levee broke which, coincidentally, was the exact time at which mayor Nagin [who, by the way, is black - M.] decided to start whining, banging his rattle against the table of his high chair and holding his breath.

The resulting tragedy, he said, has largely hit New Orleans’ black residents, because they were too poor to evacuate before the storm hit.

…and weren’t given an alternate way of getting out on commandeered city buses that are now sitting under water because mayor Nagin [who, by the way, is black - M.] didn’t give two flips about getting poor people without private transportation out of the path of a Cat 5 hurricane.

“There’s a historical indifference to the pain of poor people and black people” in this country, he said.

Particularly on the part of New Orleans’ Chief Executive, mayor Nagin [who, by the way, is black - M.]

Jackson also said the news media has “criminalized the people of New Orleans” by focusing on violence in the city.

Strange. We always thought that criminals did pretty well on their own when it came to criminalizing themselves. Perhaps, if mayor Nagin [who, by the way, is black - M.] had actually taken an active interest in evacuating his constituency and organizing law enforcement in the immediate aftermath of Katrina, rather than running his suited, manicured carcass off to the nearest dry land, there wouldn’t have been all this crime?

But no, of course not. It was all the media’s fault. If it hadn’t been for the presence of Evil Neocon News Camera Mindrays, there wouldn’t have been any looting, arson, rape or murder at all.

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