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(Thanks to LC Mope):

News from Mars:

The planet may be undergoing a climate change, according to images that show a shrinking of carbon dioxide deposits near the south pole. For the last three Martian summers, the deposits have shrunk from the previous year.

There you have it. If only the BusHitler hadn’t refused to ratify Kyoto, the Martians wouldn’t be polluting the pristine atmosphere of Mars with their foul greenhouse gases and cause Martian Warming, since we all know (after all, the Moonbats and the Idiotarian Media say so) that warming is entirely man- (or Martian-) made and has absolutely nothing to do with normal Solar cycles!!

25 Responses to “Damn Those Little Green Men and Their Infernal SUVs!”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    It’s HALIBURTON I tell ya! Sealing all the oil from those poor downtrodden little Martians, and polluting their atmosephere! I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION!

    [/moonbat]

  2. Unregistered Comment by Bill H UNITED STATES

    I suggest we have Ahhnold deal with the problem.

  3. Unregistered Comment by DumbAss Tanker UNITED STATES

    Bushitlerchimpie environmental rapine truly knows no bounds!

  4. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci UNITED STATES

    To further add to the craziness, I suggest everyone takes a stroll over to DUmmie Funnies. They are losing it. I’m still laughing my ass off.

  5. Elephant Man Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    *I told you that Mars was where Karl Rove placed his coal powered, freon air conditioned “sooper sekret” Halliburton constructed Mass Hypno-Beam Ray installation!

    Ever since the 2000 election and due to the Iraq quagmire and the “Plame incident“, Rove has had that installation working at three times its capacity!

    Every gauge is in the red!

    Seals and bulkheads are bending and giving way like those on a submarine approaching crush depth!

    Freon and coal burning pollutants are belching out at an unprecedented and dangerous rate!

    Now we have proof! Alert the press!

    *Exerpt from Al Gore’s upcoming book - Mars in the Balance.

  6. Unregistered Comment by RobertHuntingdon UNITED STATES

    Ha — have the Governator deal with the problem… about as good an idea as anything the envirofreaks have put out. Good one “Bill H”.

    That’s not to say we should have wholesale rape of the environment but there’s a difference between avoiding waste and worshiping the creation. The envirofreaks have gone waaaay too far on their deifying of nature.

    RH

  7. Unregistered Comment by Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Read foxnews.com re: viewer comments about Katrina (I’d link it but I’m in a rush)

    I think there are a couple of DUmmies that posted comments.

  8. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci UNITED STATES

    What’s funny is that this shit was taught in my elementary days. The only thing I don’t want to be around for during the normal cycle of the earth is when the magnetic forces get reversed. This whole environmental crap is just as real of a threat as the Y2000 scare.

  9. Unregistered Comment by LC Fresh Sign UNITED STATES

    isn’t there a black monolith on Mars?

  10. Elephant Man Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    The only thing I don’t want to be around for during the normal cycle of the earth is when the magnetic forces get reversed.

    Staci, you inadvertantly revealed Karl Rove’s “sooper sekret” Doomsday Plan should the democrats take back the House and Senate.

    Using a gigantic gasoline/coal powered magnet on Mars* (Built by Diebold) he’ll reverse the polarity of the Earth to destroy the democrats and their allies!

    Not to worry.

    We card carrying members of the V.R.W.C. will be spirited away safely by the Big Wheel Mothership that was stolen by the Elders of Zion from Louis Farrakhan and we’ll ride out the storm from the safety of space.

    Once the democrats and their liberal moonbat minions have been subdued, we’ll put them to work rebuilding civilization in our image!

    *The icecaps on Mars aren’t melting on their own “doncha know”.

    /moonbat

    Damn, there’s nothing more entertaining then cooking up a good old fashioned crackpot conspiracy theory….:grin:

  11. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    E-man, in the name of heaven - DON’T tell everyone where the nukuler waste is going!

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC Steve, KotE UNITED STATES

    The monolith is actually on Phobos. Actually, it’s not a monolith, it’s the conning tower for Rove’s interstellar cruiser which he put into a parking orbit around Mars (to avoid radar detection from NORAD, don’t ya know). You didn’t know Phobos was actually a starship? (moonbat mode off)

  13. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci UNITED STATES

    I love it, Mike Adams weekend with a liberal ex hippie. This guy is great, he spoke once at my church and he’s a riot.

    http://www.townhall......0920.shtml

    Imagine, there is hope in our colleges with guys like him. And he likes to hunt too!! He says everytime a lib writes him hate mail for hunting, he goes and buys another gun!! LOL

  14. Chairman eDog of the RCP Comment by Chairman eDog of the RCP UNITED STATES

    So, scientists figured out this week that: a) Mars is heating up, and b)New Orleans’ levees failed due to poor design, not poor funding. Who says the right hates science?

  15. Daddy's Roomate Comment by Daddy's Roomate UNITED STATES

    You rethugs don’t get it- mars is warming because of your SUVs down here on earth!

  16. Unregistered Comment by tripleneck UNITED STATES

    Who let him in here?

  17. bob Comment by bob UNITED STATES

    Remember that the Lefty-Eco-Freaks going spasmo about global warming are - if they are old enuf - many of the same ones who were going spasmo about GLOBAL COOLING in the 80’s. And definetely the same crowd that freaks out about Nuke War (say between India & Pakistan) killing off all higher-order mammals (like us) in the New Ice Age.

    An obvious solution presents itself.

    If we ever really do decide that global warming will cause the oceans to boil like they say they fear, set off a few dozen nukes (Neutron ones - to reduce long-term fall-out) in ground bursts to maximize their “Krakatora Effect”. A proposal for a newer, better, yellow-fever-free Pananma Canal (a few miles south, in Nicaragua) has long been on the drawing board, using nukes as earth movers. Do it.

    But before you let yourself get all freaked out by these folks, remind yourself of these two words. “Vinland”. And “Devonian”.

    A 1-2 degree shift in gloabl temperature (THEIR prediction) is actually small potatoes compared to known Human-historical AND Geologic-historical shifts that we know took place - quite a few years prior to the advent of the EVIL SUV.

  18. LC Epsilon, Imperial Palace Guard Comment by LC Epsilon, Imperial Palace Guard UNITED STATES

    Using a gigantic gasoline/coal powered magnet on Mars* (Built by Diebold) he’ll reverse the polarity of the Earth to destroy the democrats and their allies!

    Just don’t build any teleporters, the Doom series has shown us how well that turns out.

  19. Unregistered Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Daddy’s roomie, you’re back. nice to see ya, sort of. I’m gonna photoshop some paisley on yer ass!

  20. Unregistered Comment by Bill H UNITED STATES

    You rethugs don’t get it- mars is warming because of your SUVs down here on earth!

    DR, if you don’t like it, move to Uranus.

  21. Unregistered Comment by LC Joseph Dromedary CANADA

    You rethugs don’t get it- mars is warming because of your SUVs down here on earth!

    You mean the Chrysler Cydonia is made on Earth?

    I don’t think so,Tim.

  22. Unregistered Comment by coyote451 NEW ZEALAND

    I hear the Greens plan to hit us with a “Martian Tax” now to go with the Kyoto tax we’re already paying.

  23. Daddy's Roomate Comment by Daddy's Roomate UNITED STATES

    DR, if you don’t like it, move to Uranus.

    I may already be on Uranus- don’t turn around. At least not for a few minutes.

  24. Elephant Man Comment by Elephant Man UNITED STATES

    I’ve been asked via e-mail to pass along this message from some guy calling himself “Daddy” to his “Roomate”:

    You bitch! Here I am stuck in a sewer and you’re off on some blog making passes at unsuspecting red-staters! *sob* You’re just a whore! *sob* I’m keeping all this beer for myself and I’m changing the locks on what’s left of our apartment! *sob* You’re, like, so out of here!! (runs off shrieking and crying, dropping Heineken bottles in his wake…)

    Will the heartbreak and pathos never end?!

  25. Unregistered Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Oh damn! Elephant man (#24) but that’s one funny link