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Yesterday, we made a comment at Hot Air in response to where the media was about the air strikes in Somalia:

First, they have to find a way of ascribing it to the divine ascendancy of Reichsfuhrer Pelosi to the throne.

Second, they’ll have to find a way of describing a plane as being “stuck in an unwinnable quagmire” and, thirdly, they’re all waiting for AP to invent an “eyewitness” testifying that the gunship actually took out three orphanages, seven weddings, fifteen mosques and a partridge in a pear tree.

Today, the Associated Pants (on fire) reports:

MOGADISHU, Somalia - Helicopter gunships attacked suspected al-Qaida fighters in the south Tuesday after U.S. forces staged airstrikes in the first offensive in the African country since 18 American soldiers were killed there in 1993, witnesses said.

Witnesses said 31 civilians, including two newlyweds, died in the assault by two helicopters near Afmadow,

That didn’t take long, now did it?

All we can say is that, should you ever find yourself invited to a Hajji wedding, it might be a good idea to politely decline.

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