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Looks like pissing on the graves of soldiers isn’t enough for the sloping foreheads of the Westboro Baptist “Church” anymore:

The controversial anti-homosexual Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., plans to stage a protest at the funerals of the five Amish girls executed in their Pennsylvania school, according to a flyer posted on the church’s Web site.

The church is protesting the funerals because of the attendance of Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who has spoken out against the church publicly, the flyer says. Both Amish and non-Amish residents of Lancaster County — where the shooting took place — have vowed to not allow any protesters anywhere near the funeral services.

Take it one step further: Don’t allow them to ever steal oxygen again.

If we learn later that an unspecified number of Phred Phelps’ Syphilitic Hellspawn were killed in uncommonly brutal ways, we won’t as much as try to feign outrage, disgust or concern.

We’ll be too busy whooping it up, dancing the Happy Dance and buying drinks for every stranger we meet.

And if the local Police Dept up there suddenly develop a strange case of collective, spontaneous amnesia regarding what happened and who did what afterwards, we’ll just call it an Act of G-d and make another donation to a charity of our choice to show our gratitude.

No, we won’t be apologizing for our “eliminationist, hyperbolic rhetoric” either, so all of you bedwetters out there can go kiss our Imperial Ass.

Some things should never be tolerated.

EVER.

Oh, but the inbred pigs are willing to negotiate:

But the daughter of the church’s pastor, Rev. Fred Phelps, told FOXNews.com on Wednesday the church would cancel the protests if given media time on radio and television as a platform to espouse Westboro’s beliefs.

Isn’t that cute? Other than fucking their first cousins and wasting valuable nutrients that deserving bacteria will have to go without as a result, they’re into blackmail as well.

“We’ll graciously refrain from pissing, defecating and vomiting on the graves of those five innocent girls if you’ll give in to our list of demands.”

Here’s the deal, Phelpswhore: We’ll graciously refrain from killing every last siblingfucking one of you if you’ll do us the favor of killing yourselves first.

Oh, and in case you’re interested, here’s a sample of the compassion and empathy of the “Christians” of Phred Phelps’ Phuckhead Phraternity:

“Those Amish people, everyone is sitting around talking about those poor little girls — blah, blah, blah — they brought the wrath upon themselves,” Phelps-Roper said, adding that the Amish “don’t serve God, they serve themselves.”

G-d helps those who help themselves, and we can’t think of a more worthy example of self-help than wiping you scum off the face of the planet because, frankly, you’re an unsustainable waste of resources as long as your body temperatures are above ambient, not to mention a major embarrassment to the Christian faith.

So here’s to hoping that G-d helps somebody end your vile presence on His planet.

UPDATE: Looks like Mike Gallagher took them up on it and offered them an hour on his show if they’d stay the fuck away. We suppose it can be debated whether one should give in to blackmail as a matter of principle, but we also have to think about the loved ones of those poor girls, so we’ll instead thank Mike for taking one for the team.

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