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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler ยป Archive for Rants and Raves

Archive for the “Rants and Raves” Category

OK, His Majesty has to take a brief break to rant a bit.

It’s one thing having to watch President Wimpya kissing the backside of that corrupt, thieving, lying toad Kaffir Anus in a toast, calling him a “good man” (check your dictionary, Dubya. The definition of that expression isn’t what you seem to think that it is) among assorted other obsequious, sickening ass-kissery. Nothing that a quick trip to the bathroom to relieve ourself of our lunch won’t fix.

But now we’ve had to watch Moo-Moo Ahmadinnerjacket, that notorious, psychopathic, Holocaust-denying dune dork who wants to wipe one of our truest allies off the map, exercising his aura as he spontaneously ejaculates all over himself in New York while taking a dump on the country that, through the usual dickless behavior of the Dept of State Sucking Dictator Cock, is kind enough to not hang, draw and quarter his useless carcass while he’s within easy reach.

And then, to top it off, we have to endure that fat communist fuck Hugo Chavez, sphincter still flapping from his visit with Fidel Castro, standing in the middle of New York, defecating all over our country and leadership.

Aren’t you glad that we’re hosting the Useless Nitwits, paying out the fucking wazoo via our taxes to subsidize that den of thieves, degenerates and worthless cockroaches?

And then some stupid cow on FOX News went off on the usual “oh, but isn’t it wonderful how us letting them do that PROVES what a great, free country we are” blather.

Well Excuse us, but what is it with this constant obsession with us proooooving anything?

It seems to His Majesty that such a constant need to prove oneself only serves to prove a deep level of spineless insecurity.

Maybe we’re a hopeless troglodyte, but His Majesty doesn’t think that we need to pay for some Turd World assnozzle pissing all over our country while in our country in order to prove how free, open and tolerant we are.

The mere fact that utterly worthless wastes of perfectly good epidermis such as Chavez and Ahmadinnerjacket are still busy stealing oxygen from useful lifeforms such as E. Coli is all the proof we need to show that we’re tolerant to the point of being suicidal.

Cordon off that whorehouse in Turtle Bay, get our friends out of there and then proceed to bomb the everloving shit out of it. Then bomb it some more, just to see the rubble bouncing around. For our amusement.

Thatisall.

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