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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Archive for News from Denmark

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Thanks to LC Marty, who alerted us to this bit of news from the Old Country:

The Vikings are coming.

We’re not even going to go NEAR that one, and it will soon become obvious why:

As sperm donations in Britain slow to a trickle, Denmark has become the sperm powerhouse of Europe

Y’all thought you had us pretty much beat after the Viking Age, din’tcha?

WRONG!!!

They swim through bright white light, their bodies translucent, tinged with grey and blue. It’s like a crowded plaza down there: some are in a dreadful hurry, others nose about like lazy tourists, a few have stopped altogether.

But most of them are looking for a place to stop for beer or shop for broadswords. Then it’s, if you’ll pardon the expression, ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!

They are the still-warm spermatozoa of a tall, shaven-headed Dane who ejaculated not half an hour ago in a booth at Cryos International Sperm Bank in Aarhus, a university town on the northeast coast of Jutland.

And there’s plenty more where that came from. Taking over the world, one load at a time.

The efforts of the men of Aarhus, Odense and Copenhagen have helped to engender an estimated 12,000 children around the world, and each year “the Danish stuff” brings forth some 1,400 more.

West across the Kattegat to Arhus, and Dr Karsten Peterson shows me the Ciconia Private Hospital, another fertility temple of pine floors, rugs and candles. “This place used to be filled with Siemens,” he says. What? “Siemens, the electronic company, had its offices here.” He has already treated 20 British couples. “It’s all very recent, but many are e-mailing me. You can fly Ryanair from Stansted, and we have deals with hotels: fertility tourists get a discount.”

You just can’t keep the Vikings down. Or their you-know-whats, for that matter.

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