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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler ยป Archive for Rout the RINOs in 06

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But first of all, a big thank you to the kind admins and officers of the Rottie Empire who keep this site alive while His Imperial Majesty slacks off, working 16-hour days for filthy lucre. Also, a HUGE apology to all of you kind LCs who are now, no doubt, beginning to wonder if our Imperial Email Address is functional at all. I’m not ignoring you, it’s just that my infernally, damnably weak body insists that I sleep every once in a while.

Next, while the election creeps ever closer, the Imperial Firearms Advisor is kind enough to waste his time trying to explain the fundamentals of capitalism and earning what you deserve to a whingy wanker of the Washington Times, who is busy moaning and griping that Republican Senators, whose appeal and policies have attracted heaps of donations, won’t share their success with cash-strapped Republicans who obviously couldn’t attract a donation if money were made of steel and they were wrapped in magnets.

As is always the case, the Imperial Gun-nuttiness and Keeper of the Arsenal of Doom™ covers pretty much everything, but we have one more point to make:

As a result of the increasing uselessness of RINOs who wouldn’t recognize conservative principles if they dressed up as campaign donations and taped a “PICK ME UP” sign to their backs, His Majesty is one of many people who have forever given up the mere thought of donating unless it is directly to an identifiably worthy individual candidate. Forget about donating to the GOP as a whole. From now on, the candidates have to whore themselves out as individuals to His Majesty personally, in a convincing and verifiable manner. If not, go beg Vicente Fox for a few pesos, because you’re not seeing a red dime from His Imperiousness.

Now, imagine if it became common practice for those candidates worthy of our time, support and donations to share the wealth with the likes of, say, Lincoln “They Shot the Wrong One” Chafee?

Oh yes, you’re absolutely right. But then again, you ARE LCs of the Empire, so we wouldn’t expect you NOT to:

We’d never ever again give a single dime to ANY Republican, PERIOD.

Something worth remembering.

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