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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler ยป Archive for Blogs and Blogging

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From the Dept of Summaries that His Majesty wishes he could’ve made himself, LC & IB Steve sums up the reason why Ahmadinnerjacket can get away with doing what he does while all of Washington DC are busy trying to come up with new and fascinating ways of surrendering to him:

We’re pretty easy to humiliate, because about 40% of us are basically flatworms. No spine whatsoever. Just about any country can humiliate the US. Because we resist for a while, and then the flatworms get their way, because they would rather play video games and build expensive kitchens and eat hamburgers and watch Youtube and wear stupid ribbons and meaningless rubber bracelets than face our problems. Sooner or later, if you live that way, a foreigner in a uniform comes to your house, takes away your video-game controller, and makes you work in a salt mine.

Sadly, he’s 100% correct.

It is often said that spending too much time in your recliner, eating chips and watching “American Idiot”, will make your arteries clog up and kill you off.

I only wish that the process was a lot faster.

Then the next of kin can appear on “Jerry Springer”, behaving like inbred monkeys with a pituitary gland disorder while tearing each other to shreds over who gets to inherit the 46″ plasma TV and the La-Z-Boy.

While the flatworms wipe each other and themselves out, those of us with a fully functional cerebrum can then get on with life without interference from useless, flabby sacks of skin that oughtn’t be allowed to breathe, much less to vote.

Thatisall.

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