…and tries to soothe the burning feeling on her butt-cheeks by issuing a classic non-apology apology:
I wrote some inflammatory comments at a blog by a guy named Jeff Goldstein called protein wisdom that infuriated many bloggers and commenters. Many of these bloggers emailed my boss at the University of Arizona to tell on me.
“Some inflammatory comments?” Yes, I suppose you can call them that. A few examples from LC & IB Blackfive (Jeff’s site is still down from the DDoS attack and he’s now moving hosts):
as I said elsewhere, if I woke up tomorrow and learned that someone else had shot you and your “tyke” it wouldn’t slow me down one iota. You aren’t “human” to me.
So if you could just tell me the AGE and SEX of your “tyke,” I’d be stoked!
Ooh. Two year old boy. Sounds hot. You live in Colorado, I see. Hope no one Jon-Benets your baby.
I reiterate: If some nutcase kidnapped your child tomorrow and did to her what was done to your fellow Coloradan, Jon-Benet Ramsey, I wouldn’t give a damn.
That, to the Psycho Slut Deborah Frisch, is merely “inflammatory”. I’d call it something else, but I’m sure that I don’t have to. Y’all surely get the drift. Besides, it’s best left to law enforcement and the DA to define, which I hope that they will, in short order. That deranged bitch belongs in some sort of lockup, mental or otherwise.
In hindsight, the things I wrote were over the line of nastiness. I apologize to Mr. Goldstein.
So far, so good, and if she’d let it go at that, one might even be moved to give her the benefit of the doubt and at least assume that she meant it. But oh no, Deborah isn’t done yet, not by a long shot. Now that she’s gotten the doubtlessly painful act of pretending to be sorry out of her system, it’s time to put on the victim robe:
I have resigned from the University of Arizona so there is no need for other enraged people to write to administrators there. I am a temporary worker there and I am in Oregon for the summer.
If true, and I doubt very much that it is, then she at least saved her bosses the trouble of firing her sorry ass. But I’ll wait until I have some independent and verifiable confirmation of that, because the rest of her sorry-ass non-apology certainly suggests that it’s just another pitiful attempt to get her ass out of the fire.
Some blogs have posted comments that I perceive to be physically threatening.
Such as suggesting that your two-year-old child be “Jon Beneted?” Surely not! Get that crown of thorns off your ugly noggin and crawl back down off the cross, please. You look positively idiotic up there.
I have contacted the FBI and the Pajamas Media staff to determine how to proceed with this aspect of this unbelievable experience.
YOU’RE the one issuing threats of a homicidal/child molesting nature against an INFANT, and here you are, whining about how you now have to contact the FBI to protect your ass?
This is just too ridiculous for words. If it weren’t for the fact that it’s appearing on your own blog, people would think I were making it up. And they’d be right to be suspicious.
My intention in this post is to de-escalate the situation.
Is that so? Let’s get another quote of yours, shall we?:
Still waiting for some words of wisdom (NOT!) from you, Jeffy boy!
Your little boot-lickers have had their say. What say you, king dingbat?!
Wanna escalate this game. Fine wit me.
Bring it on, hombre.
Bring it on.
Looks to me like somebody brung it. No wonder you want to “de-escalate” (translation: “I’m in deep shit here, so please stop hurting me! Waaaah!”) You know, if you’d spent a little more time owning up to your actions, truly OWNING them, and apologizing most profusely, your request might be met with sympathy. But since the “apology” part of your post does nothing but downplay your own actions, after which you launch into an endless tirade about your own victimhood, you’ll have to forgive me for doubting your sincerity.
The comments that started this all were nasty, not threatening. But I feel very threatened by the response.
It would help a lot with a few examples, you know. Not that anything you could possibly write after having called homicidal/sexual threats against a two-year-old “nasty and non-threatening” would be believed by anybody or anything more intelligent than E. Coli, but still.
If anybody has been issuing threats against you, then they need to lay the Hell off. Two wrongs don’t make a right (as you should know by now, but I very much doubt if you’ve taken anything away from this teachable moment of your own making), even when you’re grievously provoked. I’m not saying that I don’t understand why somebody might be moved to issue stern words in your general direction after you’ve noted your indifference to and/or approval of the molestation and murder of a child, but that doesn’t make it legal, something you, Deborah you stupid cunt, should have thought about a long time ago.
But since I only have your word for it — well, let’s just leave it at “you don’t exactly have much credibility at this point in time”, shall we?
Jeff - I lost my job. You won. Could you call off the troops?
Funny, but I don’t remember Jeff “sending out the troops” in the first place, which would seem to be necessary in order for him to be able to “call them off.” You just don’t get it, do you, you psychopathic shithead? You got all of this attention as a result of your own words and actions, nobody were “sent out” to get you, because none of us had to be given an order to be utterly and totally disgusted with you.
Again, Debbie: There is no Vast Conspiracy to “Get You”, operated by Jeff G. or any other “sinister mastermind.” You need help. Jeebus Christ on a pogo stick do you ever need help! But everybody already knew that. You’re already on the record as being a 9/11 conspiracy nut. Dumb, ugly and paranoid is no way to go through life, Debbie. Take your damn meds already.
UPDATE: I have been receiving emails alluding to the fact that I got fired. I was not fired. I resigned. I was not pressured to resign. I just sent my boss an email explaining what was happening and told him I thought it was best for all involved if I resigned.
How noble of you. Assuming, again, that what you say is even remotely connected with the truth and, frankly, if you were to say that the sun rose in the east every morning, I’d have to stay up all night tonight to verify. But you’re right. It probably would be best for all involved, particularly your boss, who then wouldn’t have to go through the trouble of kicking your ample, psychotic ass out the door.
Protein Wisdom has been down since this all started…
What an amazing coinky-dink, isn’t it?
…so it is not possible to see all the comments and everything that led up to this.
Oh yes it is, you deluded dumbass. You see, for one thing it’s being reproduced and posted all over Fluffy’s Interweb right now and, for another, there’s such a thing as Internet caches.
People are posting snippets of what I posted that have been embellished with references to french kissing and other things I didn’t say.
When and if protein wisdom comes on line again, it will be hard to tell what Jeff added or deleted to the transcript.
Please, dear G-d, I know that I’ve prayed in the past for You to make my enemies ridiculous, but You didn’t have to go out of Your Divine Way to do so, although I appreciate Your efforts and am grateful.
Yeah, Debbie, go right ahead. Knock yourself out trying to claim that Jeff has been doctoring your comments and/or deleting other content. You’re only making yourself look even more ignorant than everybody already know you to be. Again, may I refer you to the existence of caches? The Internet is Forever, as somebody once said, so have fun.
Is there anybody out there still willing to call this drivel a “sincere apology?”
So far, Debbie the Deranged Dorkwad has downplayed her own words to the point where it’s hard to say what she’s even talking about, alleged that the shitstorm she’s in now is a result of some grand conspiracy directed by Jeff G. and most certainly NOT a result of her “inflammatory, non-threatening comments”, claimed that SHE is the victim of threats (priceless, that one!) and alleged that Jeff is just sitting around itching to doctor the evidence, which only proves that she doesn’t know Jack Shit about how this whole Internet thingy works. Perhaps you could get a job interning for Senator “It’s Full of TUBES!!!” Stevens, Debbie? I mean, since you’re looking for employment all of a sudden anyway?
I have been trying to get in touch with Pajamas Media to discuss some of my concerns about what has been published at Black Five about this issue. I feel threatened by some of the comments there.
Call the friggin’ Waaaaaahmbulance, Debbie.
If somebody really HAS issued credible threats against you, then they need to calm down before they end up sharing a cell with you, but pardon me for not exactly finding myself overflowing with sympathy for your plight here, not to mention the complete and utter lack of belief in anything you might say, including the words “the” and “and”.
But it’s all about you now, right?
Some “apology” you’ve got going there.
Sick, twisted, paranoid, psychopathic, narcissistic bitch.
UPDATE: Deranged Debbie now says that she “meant to do it” when she “resigned” and, oh, by the way she didn’t really “lose her job”. Yet. If ever. Color me unsurprised.
The point of resigning is that it is something I was thinking of doing anyway. I want to stay in Eugene, OR where moonbats rule instead of living in Tucson, AZ where moonbats are in the minority. So my point is not that you should feel sorry for me…
Not much chance of that happening, Debbie Dahmer, so don’t worry.
…but rather you should lay off the stalking like the emails to the head of the psych department at the University of Arizona, the nasty, threatening comments at the various rightwingnut blogs that have jumped on this “story.”
“Quit writing my boss, telling him about my psychotic behavior! Waaaaaaah! MEANIES!”
And look who’s calling somebody else “stalkers.”
Priceless. Fucking priceless.
Besides, I thought you “lost your job” already, you said so in your last post after all, so what problem can you possibly have with anybody writing your former boss, documenting your outrageous behavior? Huh, Debwah?
The department head said he would deal with this on Monday. No one has formally accepted my resignation yet. I’ve just submitted it.
Oh, I see. So you haven’t really lost your job after all? You’re just full of non-surprises, aren’t you?
I understand there are many, many people out there who will want to know how the University of Arizona responds to my offer to give up my temporary gig teaching psychology next year. I will let you all know on Monday or Tuesday.
Sure you will. Of course, you’ll have to pardon me for not caring one way or another about anything you have to say. I prefer my sources not in dire need of vast quantities of Thorazine, thankyouverymuchly.
I’m just asking y’all to leave me alone and go stalk another moonbat.
Want some cheese with that whine?
Weren’t you the one telling everybody to “bring it on, hombre!”?
Well, guess what?
We brung it.
UPDATE the Second: In case you’ve missed it in the comments, we direct you to LC & IB Kit’s post on the matter. Don’t miss it.