…and tries to soothe the burning feeling on her butt-cheeks by issuing a classic non-apology apology:

I wrote some inflammatory comments at a blog by a guy named Jeff Goldstein called protein wisdom that infuriated many bloggers and commenters. Many of these bloggers emailed my boss at the University of Arizona to tell on me.

“Some inflammatory comments?” Yes, I suppose you can call them that. A few examples from LC & IB Blackfive (Jeff’s site is still down from the DDoS attack and he’s now moving hosts):

as I said elsewhere, if I woke up tomorrow and learned that someone else had shot you and your “tyke” it wouldn’t slow me down one iota. You aren’t “human” to me.

[…]

So if you could just tell me the AGE and SEX of your “tyke,” I’d be stoked!

[…]

Ooh. Two year old boy. Sounds hot. You live in Colorado, I see. Hope no one Jon-Benets your baby.

[…]

I reiterate: If some nutcase kidnapped your child tomorrow and did to her what was done to your fellow Coloradan, Jon-Benet Ramsey, I wouldn’t give a damn.

That, to the Psycho Slut Deborah Frisch, is merely “inflammatory”. I’d call it something else, but I’m sure that I don’t have to. Y’all surely get the drift. Besides, it’s best left to law enforcement and the DA to define, which I hope that they will, in short order. That deranged bitch belongs in some sort of lockup, mental or otherwise.

In hindsight, the things I wrote were over the line of nastiness. I apologize to Mr. Goldstein.

So far, so good, and if she’d let it go at that, one might even be moved to give her the benefit of the doubt and at least assume that she meant it. But oh no, Deborah isn’t done yet, not by a long shot. Now that she’s gotten the doubtlessly painful act of pretending to be sorry out of her system, it’s time to put on the victim robe:

I have resigned from the University of Arizona so there is no need for other enraged people to write to administrators there. I am a temporary worker there and I am in Oregon for the summer.

If true, and I doubt very much that it is, then she at least saved her bosses the trouble of firing her sorry ass. But I’ll wait until I have some independent and verifiable confirmation of that, because the rest of her sorry-ass non-apology certainly suggests that it’s just another pitiful attempt to get her ass out of the fire.

Some blogs have posted comments that I perceive to be physically threatening.

Such as suggesting that your two-year-old child be “Jon Beneted?” Surely not! Get that crown of thorns off your ugly noggin and crawl back down off the cross, please. You look positively idiotic up there.

I have contacted the FBI and the Pajamas Media staff to determine how to proceed with this aspect of this unbelievable experience.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YOU’RE the one issuing threats of a homicidal/child molesting nature against an INFANT, and here you are, whining about how you now have to contact the FBI to protect your ass?

This is just too ridiculous for words. If it weren’t for the fact that it’s appearing on your own blog, people would think I were making it up. And they’d be right to be suspicious.

My intention in this post is to de-escalate the situation.

Is that so? Let’s get another quote of yours, shall we?:

Still waiting for some words of wisdom (NOT!) from you, Jeffy boy!

Your little boot-lickers have had their say. What say you, king dingbat?!

Wanna escalate this game. Fine wit me.

Bring it on, hombre.

Bring it on.

Looks to me like somebody brung it. No wonder you want to “de-escalate” (translation: “I’m in deep shit here, so please stop hurting me! Waaaah!”) You know, if you’d spent a little more time owning up to your actions, truly OWNING them, and apologizing most profusely, your request might be met with sympathy. But since the “apology” part of your post does nothing but downplay your own actions, after which you launch into an endless tirade about your own victimhood, you’ll have to forgive me for doubting your sincerity.

The comments that started this all were nasty, not threatening. But I feel very threatened by the response.

It would help a lot with a few examples, you know. Not that anything you could possibly write after having called homicidal/sexual threats against a two-year-old “nasty and non-threatening” would be believed by anybody or anything more intelligent than E. Coli, but still.

If anybody has been issuing threats against you, then they need to lay the Hell off. Two wrongs don’t make a right (as you should know by now, but I very much doubt if you’ve taken anything away from this teachable moment of your own making), even when you’re grievously provoked. I’m not saying that I don’t understand why somebody might be moved to issue stern words in your general direction after you’ve noted your indifference to and/or approval of the molestation and murder of a child, but that doesn’t make it legal, something you, Deborah you stupid cunt, should have thought about a long time ago.

But since I only have your word for it — well, let’s just leave it at “you don’t exactly have much credibility at this point in time”, shall we?

Jeff - I lost my job. You won. Could you call off the troops?

Funny, but I don’t remember Jeff “sending out the troops” in the first place, which would seem to be necessary in order for him to be able to “call them off.” You just don’t get it, do you, you psychopathic shithead? You got all of this attention as a result of your own words and actions, nobody were “sent out” to get you, because none of us had to be given an order to be utterly and totally disgusted with you.

Again, Debbie: There is no Vast Conspiracy to “Get You”, operated by Jeff G. or any other “sinister mastermind.” You need help. Jeebus Christ on a pogo stick do you ever need help! But everybody already knew that. You’re already on the record as being a 9/11 conspiracy nut. Dumb, ugly and paranoid is no way to go through life, Debbie. Take your damn meds already.

UPDATE: I have been receiving emails alluding to the fact that I got fired. I was not fired. I resigned. I was not pressured to resign. I just sent my boss an email explaining what was happening and told him I thought it was best for all involved if I resigned.

How noble of you. Assuming, again, that what you say is even remotely connected with the truth and, frankly, if you were to say that the sun rose in the east every morning, I’d have to stay up all night tonight to verify. But you’re right. It probably would be best for all involved, particularly your boss, who then wouldn’t have to go through the trouble of kicking your ample, psychotic ass out the door.

Protein Wisdom has been down since this all started…

What an amazing coinky-dink, isn’t it?

…so it is not possible to see all the comments and everything that led up to this.

Oh yes it is, you deluded dumbass. You see, for one thing it’s being reproduced and posted all over Fluffy’s Interweb right now and, for another, there’s such a thing as Internet caches.

People are posting snippets of what I posted that have been embellished with references to french kissing and other things I didn’t say.

When and if protein wisdom comes on line again, it will be hard to tell what Jeff added or deleted to the transcript.

Please, dear G-d, I know that I’ve prayed in the past for You to make my enemies ridiculous, but You didn’t have to go out of Your Divine Way to do so, although I appreciate Your efforts and am grateful.

Yeah, Debbie, go right ahead. Knock yourself out trying to claim that Jeff has been doctoring your comments and/or deleting other content. You’re only making yourself look even more ignorant than everybody already know you to be. Again, may I refer you to the existence of caches? The Internet is Forever, as somebody once said, so have fun.

Is there anybody out there still willing to call this drivel a “sincere apology?”

So far, Debbie the Deranged Dorkwad has downplayed her own words to the point where it’s hard to say what she’s even talking about, alleged that the shitstorm she’s in now is a result of some grand conspiracy directed by Jeff G. and most certainly NOT a result of her “inflammatory, non-threatening comments”, claimed that SHE is the victim of threats (priceless, that one!) and alleged that Jeff is just sitting around itching to doctor the evidence, which only proves that she doesn’t know Jack Shit about how this whole Internet thingy works. Perhaps you could get a job interning for Senator “It’s Full of TUBES!!!” Stevens, Debbie? I mean, since you’re looking for employment all of a sudden anyway?

I have been trying to get in touch with Pajamas Media to discuss some of my concerns about what has been published at Black Five about this issue. I feel threatened by some of the comments there.

Call the friggin’ Waaaaaahmbulance, Debbie.

If somebody really HAS issued credible threats against you, then they need to calm down before they end up sharing a cell with you, but pardon me for not exactly finding myself overflowing with sympathy for your plight here, not to mention the complete and utter lack of belief in anything you might say, including the words “the” and “and”.

But it’s all about you now, right?

Some “apology” you’ve got going there.

Sick, twisted, paranoid, psychopathic, narcissistic bitch.

UPDATE: Deranged Debbie now says that she “meant to do it” when she “resigned” and, oh, by the way she didn’t really “lose her job”. Yet. If ever. Color me unsurprised.

The point of resigning is that it is something I was thinking of doing anyway. I want to stay in Eugene, OR where moonbats rule instead of living in Tucson, AZ where moonbats are in the minority. So my point is not that you should feel sorry for me…

Not much chance of that happening, Debbie Dahmer, so don’t worry.

…but rather you should lay off the stalking like the emails to the head of the psych department at the University of Arizona, the nasty, threatening comments at the various rightwingnut blogs that have jumped on this “story.”

“Quit writing my boss, telling him about my psychotic behavior! Waaaaaaah! MEANIES!”

And look who’s calling somebody else “stalkers.”

Priceless. Fucking priceless.

Besides, I thought you “lost your job” already, you said so in your last post after all, so what problem can you possibly have with anybody writing your former boss, documenting your outrageous behavior? Huh, Debwah?

The department head said he would deal with this on Monday. No one has formally accepted my resignation yet. I’ve just submitted it.

Oh, I see. So you haven’t really lost your job after all? You’re just full of non-surprises, aren’t you?

I understand there are many, many people out there who will want to know how the University of Arizona responds to my offer to give up my temporary gig teaching psychology next year. I will let you all know on Monday or Tuesday.

Sure you will. Of course, you’ll have to pardon me for not caring one way or another about anything you have to say. I prefer my sources not in dire need of vast quantities of Thorazine, thankyouverymuchly.

I’m just asking y’all to leave me alone and go stalk another moonbat.

Want some cheese with that whine?

Weren’t you the one telling everybody to “bring it on, hombre!”?

Well, guess what?

We brung it.

UPDATE the Second: In case you’ve missed it in the comments, we direct you to LC & IB Kit’s post on the matter. Don’t miss it.

32 Responses to “Debbie Gets Frisched (UPDATED)”
  1. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    Ron White is right. You really can’t fix stupid. :roll:

  2. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    Speaking of stupid, look who jumped in to defend and encourage her. Look at the 11:23am comment :lol:

  3. LCkschlenker Comment by LCkschlenker UNITED STATES

    The comments she made should make her unemployable in any teaching field. They should also grounds for a case of “terroristic threats”; I would file on her, if I was the parent of that little tike.

  4. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    Tough break. It’s a hard way to learn that there’s a double standard when it comes to death threats. The right can go on national tv and make them (ie. Adams Apple Annie) but the left never can; not even in a moment of anger on some paste eater’s blog.

    You shouldn’t have resigned though. The right whingers only foam at the mouth for a short time before becoming distracted by their next 5 minute hate.

    Posted by: Robert McClelland at July 8, 2006 11:23 AM

    :roll:

  5. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    :lol: Boobert McClueless slithers out of his goat suit long enough to drool some Mooselimp semen onto his keyboard in defense of the indefensible. Too funny.

  6. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    My only pleasure in her resignation/firing is that she won’t have access to young minds for some time. Having read the comments re: Jeff’s child and other rantings she has posted, indicates, IMHO, someone in need of medical help. We all rant and rave at some point but, this is sick stuff.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Mikey UNITED STATES

    Frisch has posted two updates to her original White Flag post. Her latest seems to be 1) a lame attempt to acquire some wiggle room on her resignation, and 2) a variation on PeeWee Hermann’s I-meant-to-do-that bit.

    What a maroon.

    The point of resigning is that it is something I was thinking of doing anyway. I want to stay in Eugene, OR where moonbats rule instead of living in Tucson, AZ where moonbats are in the minority. So my point is not that you should feel sorry for me but rather you should lay off the stalking like the emails to the head of the psych department at the University of Arizona, the nasty, threatening comments at the various rightwingnut blogs that have jumped on this “story.”

    The department head said he would deal with this on Monday. No one has formally accepted my resignation yet. I’ve just submitted it. I understand there are many, many people out there who will want to know how the University of Arizona responds to my offer to give up my temporary gig teaching psychology next year. I will let you all know on Monday or Tuesday.

  8. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    YOU’RE the one issuing threats of a homicidal/child molesting nature against an INFANT, and here you are, whining about how you now have to contact the FBI to protect your ass?

    Gee.  And I didn’t even get to issue her a CSITMF™… (sniffle)

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  10. Unregistered Comment by Kit Jarrell UNITED STATES

    Just wanted to let you guys know that if you’re looking for some entertainment, I’ve got updates on ER.

    http://euphoricreality.com/2006/07/07/moonbat-professor-issuing-death-threats-against-conservative-blogger/

    She’s also running around getting mutual strokeoffs by the moonbats at unfogged.com. Cuz, you know, it’s all our fault that she’s a raving lunatic with a penchant for pedophilia.

  11. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    :lol: Now I’ve figured out the planet…Bizarroworld! Yeah! Funny how folks say things alluding to bodily harm, and when confronted…….whining…”I only meant…”
    Yeah, right. Sorry’s in the dictionary between shit and stupid, even half assed ones……..You don’t threaten somebody’s children, not a good medical move…….what an IDIOT!!!!!

  12. Unregistered Comment by harryk9 UNITED STATES

    Sire

    The moonbats, zoomers, flamers, zombies, wombats and pod people that you discover never ceases to amaze me! Thank heavens for the common sense of the Loyal Citizens who post here regularly. As for entertainment value, the moonbats et al have replaced the comic pages–their disjointed thoughts and the cogent responses posted by the LCs are FAR more entertaining!!

  13. LC Jackboot Comment by LC Jackboot UNITED STATES

    Jeebus- I had to read through the thread, thinking nobody is being stoopid enough to defend this pathetic waste of protoplasm.

    But nooooooooooo…..There it is, The Boobster Himself.

    Followed by this fellow traveler:

    1. Call your boss and tell him that you are un-resigning
    2. See a mental health professional if you aren’t seeing one already
    3. Ignore the hypocritical wingnuts here who pretend as if what you did was some enormous crime against decency. It wasn’t. What you did was stupid and misguided. Conservative bloggers are masters at being stupid and misguided.
    Posted by: The Liberal Avenger at July 8, 2006 11:55 AM

    Don’t bother, Brave Avenger is looking for volume for his pathetic site. Look’s like his mom visits once a day, so don’t give him any hits.

    My Liege, guess the L-rd had a moment and decided to give her a little wakeup call, eh?

  14. JannyMae Comment by JannyMae UNITED STATES

    This woman is certifiable. Makes me wonder if she’s not abusing some wacky drug…like methamphetamine, for example.

    The ones that are defending her are almost as bad.

  15. TC@LeatherPenguin Comment by TC@LeatherPenguin UNITED STATES

    I was gonna write a steely, non-invective strewn demolition of this “professor” of whatever the hell, demanding every and every professional association on whose membership rolls her name rides (and listing all that I could find) to immediately denounce her. Then I said to myself, “Shit, it’s Saturday… just tear the shit’s head off and fire up the grill.”

    And Myself said: “Wanna bet Misha beat you to it? Find the post and just link to it. The dog wants steak, dammit! Hit the buttons and fire up the barbie.”

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  17. Unregistered Comment by IB LC Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Boobert lives!

    LMAO!

  18. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Oh hell, let’s go for something that’s sort of like invective: Deborah Frisch - A Psychologist Defends Ward Churchill and Threatens a Two Year Old

    Deborah Frisch is a psycholgist and former director of the Decision, Risk and Management Sciences at the National Science Foundation. Until the 8th of July she was also a professor at the University of Arizona. She is also the proprietor of the blog South(West) Paw.

    In 2005 Dr. Frisch referring to Ward Churchill’s Little Eichmanns comment said:

    Actually, the analogy is extremely apt and not outrageous at all. It is clear from the context, that Professor Churchill was referring to Hannah Arendt’s comments about Eichmann.

    (skip)

    Frisch then goes on to say:

    “Social psychologists, philsophers and sociologists should be defending Churchill for his brilliant, but veiled reference to Arendt, Milgram and Zimbardo. But the academic social science left has been lukewarm at best to Churchill.

    The cycle of dehumanization continues.”

    Oh damn! This is so much better than invective in some ways… Its all about the lovely Ms. Debbie’s paycheck and how its no longer going magically appear in her checking account…:lol:

  19. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    I Googled her name and this suppurating vaginal sore’s Legacy of Idiocy™ makes the Energizer™ Bunny® seem like a veritable slacker. She’s got more loose screws than a stadium filled with Paris Hilton & Pamela Anderson clones overdosing on rabbit pheromones.

    Apparently there’s a secret competition among the LefTards to see who can Out-Stoopid™ who. Frisch has definitely managed to put herself into the top tier of the UberStoopid Echelon™.

    The bitch ran through Iowa the year that they had a bumper crop of Stoopid Korn™ and hit every kernel on the way through. After leaving Iowa, she passed through Kansas, which also happened to be having a banner year for Idiot Wheat™, and managed to careen into every grain as she stumbled home.

    She makes proto-bacteria shake their endoplasmic reticula in embarrassment for her.

  20. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    Speaking of Boobert, he claims Michelle Malkin killed the UC Santa Cruz chancellor. Dumbass.

  21. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    RR, she was also responsible for the death of Archduke Ferdinand. Keep up with the times, man!

  22. Unregistered Comment by IB LC Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    RR,

    I left a comment on that thread.

    This should be fun!

  23. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Hey B.C., Imperial Torturer™, speaking of, “Stoopid Korn“, did you get a load of David Korn’s latest bit of whining drivel, drivel driven by his inability to come to gripes with reality?

    Cheap Donuts and a Mess of a Job

    Congress does need to deal with immigration. But there might be another solution to the Dunkin’ Donuts problem–raising the minimum wage. If work at fast-food shops paid more, there would be more fast-food workers. Isn’t that how the market works?

    Bush’s plan, though, is based on exploiting the low wages of Mexico. That is, let’s bring in more low-wage workers who don’t expect to make a living wage here and whom we don’t have to treat as citizens. Use them and send them back.

    We get the donuts. They get the hole. Now, it’s not actually a hole. It’s a better deal than they can get in Mexico–which is why they come here. So the long-term solution to the immigration mess is to close the wage gap between the United States and Mexico. And I don’t mean bringing down wages in the United States. Yet the apparent election in Mexico of Felipe Calderon, a booster of NAFTA, is not likely to lead to policies in Mexico that produce higher wages. As long as Mexico has low wages, Americans will have to fend off waves of Mexicans trying to cross the border–but at least that keeps the price of donuts down.

    Here Are the Keys to the Car I Drove off the Road. Hillary Clinton, John McCain–be careful what you wish for. There was an interesting quote in yesterday’s Washington Post from Richard Haass, who once was a senior official in Bush’s State Department and who now heads the Council on Foreign Relations. He told the paper, “I am hard-pressed to think of any other moment in modern ties where there have been so many challenges facing his country simultaneously. The danger is that Mr. Bush will have over a White House to a successor that will face a far messier world, with far fewer resources left to cope with it.”

    Geez! What’s the poor bastard Korn putting in his Jim Jones Kool Aid?…:lol:

  24. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    Another frothing moonbat named DEBBIE?

    Hmmmmm….:lol:

  25. Unregistered Comment by seagoon CHINA

    another whining Debbie……

    inauspicious name, really

    maybe she should join with the schlustule to have a little ‘oh the internet’s so mean to me’ bitch session.

  26. Bill H Comment by Bill H UNITED STATES

    My Liege, guess the L-rd had a moment and decided to give her a little wakeup call, eh?

    Well, she DID say bring it, Jackboot. Looks to me it done got brought.

  27. LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ Comment by LC Beth of MVRWC, Imperial Slacker™ UNITED STATES

    Another frothing moonbat named DEBBIE?

    HAHAHA Duly noted! There was another frothing Debbie somewhere else recently, but I can’t remember for the life of me who it was.

  28. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Another frothing moonbat named DEBBIE?

    I was thinking that last night.

    Note to self, never name ANY kid “Debbie” or any variation of it.

    Think too many “Debbie does…” jokes drove them nuts? Personally, they were probably nuts to begin with.

  29. Mrs. M Comment by Mrs. M UNITED STATES

    Note to self, never name ANY kid “Debbie” or any variation of it.

    HEY HEY HEY!!!!!

    Not all Debbie’s are frothing, contorting, whining, demented, moronic, dipshit Moonbats! There are a few of US who are still in our right minds!

    Shit….makes me ashamed to use my own name now.

  30. Unregistered Comment by aries37 UNITED STATES

    It’s all fun and games till someone looses and eye.

    Debbie’s mamma never gave her that bit of wisdom. I’ll bet she never told her not to run with scissors either!

  31. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Not all Debbie’s are frothing, contorting, whining, demented, moronic, dipshit Moonbats! There are a few of US who are still in our right minds!

    That’s ok, I have a cousin named Debbie.

    Then again, she DOES live in Austin.

    I don’t think she is a moonbat though…

  32. Mrs. M Comment by Mrs. M UNITED STATES

    That’s ok, I have a cousin named Debbie.

    Then again, she DOES live in Austin.

    I don’t think she is a moonbat though…

    My mother-in-law is Debbie to. Kinda freaks people out when we introduce ourselves and they find we both have the same first and last names. Matter of fact she’s in Fort Worth…which is where we’ll be in two years. At least we know most of the sane ones are in Texas. (or will be) :lol: