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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Crikey, Mate, Ain’t He A BEAUT???

LC Kross sends us this link to a video on Vox Poplar.

It’s a bunch of Aussies deciding to take on Phred Phelps’ Phaggot-Phearing Phucktards in a way that only Aussies can do it.

Bloomin’ AWESOME, mates!

I laughed, I cried, I wet my friggin’ pants. Thanks a whole damn lot!

Now, if it wasn’t for the fact that the only Aussie beer I seem to be able to rustle up around here is Foster’s (Australian for “Wallaby Piss”) brewed in Canada, no less, I’d hoist a cold Oz-brew to our friends down under. What’s the matter with you people? You take the positively worst beer you have and choose that one for export? Why do you hate us so much?

Anyway, I hope you don’t mind me sucking down a Shiner Bock instead.

31 Responses to “Crikey, Mate, Ain’t He A BEAUT???”
  1. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    A SPECIAL MESSAGE
    FROM
    REP. JOHN MURTHA
    (D-Planet Zoom)

    Hello my fellow Americans.

    It’s me, your future House Majority Leader John Murtha, here once again to save you from the evil Hitler/Halliburton/Israel conspiracy called the Bush Administration. Now in my last message I explained what a Democratic Majority will do to for America. Now I will explain how a Democratic Majority will screw up bring peace to the rest of the world.

    As you know Iraq is a terrible quagmire from which there is no escape except complete unilateral withdrawal. Look at what’s happening in Iraq: a seemingly functional democratically elected government has been formed, the Al-Qaida backed insurgency is being whupped left and right, reconstruction projects are happening all over the country, and Al-Qaida mastermind Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi is dead.

    All that can mean only one thing: AMERICA HAS LOST THE WAR.

    I know what losing looks like! I served in VietNam, and I did my small part in losing that war, and now I’m trying to do a bigger part in losing this one.

    Zarqawi’s dead, it’s time to declare victory and engage in a retreat strategic redeployment of our troops. Sure we are now claiming that Zarqawi’s only a minor thug, now that he’s dead after 3 years of proclaiming him an unstoppable and indestructible popular freedom fighter, it’s still time to surrender change direction.

    We should move all of our troops and planes out of Iraq and put them in a more strategic location where they can still be effective, like Okinawa.

    Sure, some of you right-wing baby-blood-drinking military types will say that’s crazy simply because Okinawa’s thousands of miles away from Iraq and any mission to aid the new Iraqi democracy will have to fly over China and Iran. I don’t see any problems with them because I’m positive China and Iran have America’s best interests at heart.

    How do I know that?

    Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret. I’m visited regularly by a little green alien from the future named The Great Gazoo. Only I can see him, but he’s really, really smart, and he’s telling me that appeasing Islamic fascism is the only true path to peace.

    America needs to listen to Gazoo and his infinite wisdom, he says we need to be more like Bill Clinton in our foreign policy. So I suggesting that once we impeach Bush and restore Al Gore to the throne Oval Office we immediately cancel all intelligence and national security briefings that might lead America to defend itself.

    So don’t you dare question my patriotism, or my sanity, because I served in VietNam, that makes me right about everything, and if you piss me off I might just have Gazoo turn you into a toad or something!

    So remember this November to Vote Democrat and Vote Often.

  2. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    Now’s Your Chance To Really Give Surrender A Chance!

    A PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT

    BY
    CONGRESSMAN
    JOHN MURTHA
    (D-Pennhead)

    My fellow Americans.We live in a troubled and confusing time. the specter of terrorism stalks the Earth like a great big… um… thing that stalks other things. We’re in the middle of a war and worst of all, there are Republicans in the White House,

    That’s why I’m giving you this very special message. I’ve been told by some friends that work as analysts in the CIA that the Democrats are a shoo-in for the majority in Congress in the 2006 mid-term elections. They have to be right considering how accurate they were with the whole fall of the Soviet Bloc, Iraqi WMDs, and predicting terrorist attacks like 9/11.And with a Democratic Party majority we can finally start setting things right with the world.

    First the lovely, talented, and never shrill, Nancy Pelosi will no doubt be elected Speaker of the House, leaving the post of then Majority Leader open. I want to throw my hat into the ring to become your Majority Leader in Congress.

    Once in that position I will do the things that will truly make America great.

    First we will impeach not only the criminal Bushitler from the White House, we’ll toss out his entire cabinet. And once they’re gone we’ll officially appoint Al Gore to the position he rightfully won in 2000 before those stupid voters got involved.

    Sure, there will be a few right-wing nutbars out there who will say it’s unconstitutional, but what are they gonna do when we reassign all the Supreme Court seats to Democrats.

    Once we have firmly expelled the disease of an elected Republican administration from Washington, we plan to order the immediate withdrawal of all of the baby-killing psycopaths you Red State losers call soldiers from Iraq and Afghanistan.

    Zarqawi’s dead, so there’s no reason to stay there if it’s only going to lead to some sort of democracy.

    There will be some folks, extreme right wing think tankers mostly, who will decry such actions as treasonous and possibly suicidal.

    But we won’t have to listen to them, because in the interest of media neutrality, we will enact a law effectively banning talk radio, Fox News, and free speech on the internet.

    It’s the only way to convince people that it wasn’t democracy that made America great, it’s Democrats.

    So vote Democrat in 2006, and vote often.

    I know I will.

  3. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A. UNITED STATES

    Murtha has become a verb himself, already.

    Back to Oz,

    How that Aussie reporter had the audacity to do what he did with that…person….my word, that was GREAT!!! ‘Gave him a look’, did he? :lol:

  4. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    How that Aussie reporter had the audacity to do what he did with that…person….my word, that was GREAT!!!

    Fair dinkum! Mind you, Aussies are notoriously unafraid of anything, something that tends to land them in strange situations from time to time. Must be the residual Viking in them ;-)

    And then, of course, the prize winner of that video is watching the “big burly Alpha-Phred” scurrying off to hide behind the skirts of the hags of his little inbred, sister-humping clan.

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Those are the Aussies I’m proud and grateful to call my ancestors on my mother’s side, those are the Aussies I remember and loved from times past……and truly, a crazy lot, the best of friends and the worst of enemies…….

  6. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    You take the positively worst beer you have and choose that one for export? Why do you hate us so much?

    Sir I think it maybe becuse it the only one left.

  7. Wild Thing Comment by Wild Thing UNITED STATES

    This is great! Thank you Misha,LMAO

  8. Unregistered Trackback by Theodore's World UNITED STATES

    Aussies Take On Precher From Hell Phred Phelps…

    This is hilarious! I approve of anyone that goes after vile Phelps! Thanks guys, this is great!…

  9. Unregistered Comment by RhiGirl UNITED STATES

    Ohmigod, that was hysterical… *wipes away tears*

  10. Unregistered Comment by LC EFA AUSTRALIA

    Heh . Fosters is actually canned sheeps piss. We were too err.. drunk to catch the wallaby.

    I hear that the “good” fosters is the stuff that gets exported as well.

    If you can find it over there try for some of this http://www.fosters.com.au/enjoy/beer/cascade_premium.htm : it may be owned by fosters but has much less ruminent content.

  11. steaming plateful Comment by steaming plateful

    You take the positively worst beer you have and choose that one for export? Why do you hate us so much?

    We don’t hate you. All the decent-tasting stuff gets drunk before it has a chance to leave the country….

  12. Unregistered Comment by Gunny UNITED STATES

    Auzzies send us the only beer no one there will drink. Lived in Sydney for a time, and sadly there are things they do fear, guns being one of them but nobody’s perfect, so good on ya.

  13. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    That Aussie Firth had that Phelps jr as nervous as a turkey that day before thanksgiving…:lol:

    I think these Aussies have found the key to running these Phelp-a-zoids off from the funerals…

  14. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    Misha and guys…we dont take ANYONE serioualy and we RELISH taking people like this down a few notches.

    I keep telling you….Aussies will fight anyone this stupid on their own terms, rip them to shreds and have a beer afterwards :lol:

    We are not crazy at all…truth be told, we’re sort of fearless.

    Juandos: EXACTLY..dammit, take ‘em on and have some fun as well. Look….with all due respect, and please don’t get mad at me, but you Yanks have missed the point…

    No enemy anywhere can stand being laughed at and made to look like a fool ..it works…you’ve just seen an example.

    Really wanna hit Phelps where he lives???

    Get some gay guys and gals, get em together, tell em what you have planned..and kill two birds with one stone….scare the crap out of Phelps’ people by using Firth’s tactics….and making them think TWICE about doing it elsewhere.

    They, if you do this right, wont mind a BIT, as they get to have some fun AND help a family who are in enough grief right now without that lot making things worse.

    Oh..and bring a camera or two (digital)..plaster it all over the Net..make Phelps and his brood run like hell

    It’s just an idea…but it’s a good one..fprget tactics and counter protests…make them run whilst everyone laughs at them as they go…who knows…you may just hit them where it hurts the most.

    Oh by the way, Mr Phelps..you may want to read
    John 3: 16

    “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on him should not perish, but have eternal life.”

    I do not know who or what God you believe in, but my God, my Saviour Jesus is love,is forgiveness, is my personal friend and saviour, who, despite all my wrongs, and mistakes, and foolishness, loves and forgives me, now and forever, until the ending of the world.

    Did I tell you Jesus loves me? And all the world?

    You need to re read His Word…because you have not been listening to Him.

    To my fellow LC’s…is this a confession of faith???

    YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT :D

  15. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    I know, I know, I normally don’t go into this, because my faith is deeply personal to me…but that man is wrong, so wrong.

    Jesus died for us because He loved us…all of us. I won’t apologise for that…but I am sorry for going OT:p

  16. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

    Bugger i cant load it from there on my v slow line. Anyone have a download a bit more lag friendly??

  17. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Anyway, I hope you don’t mind me sucking down a Shiner Bock instead.

    I mind. I have one bottle left.

    And then, of course, the prize winner of that video is watching the “big burly Alpha-Phred” scurrying off to hide behind the skirts of the hags of his little inbred, sister-humping clan.

    Bad imagery. I can feel my brain corrupting.

  18. Unregistered Trackback by Something... and Half of Something UNITED STATES

    See Junior Run…

    Australian reporter Charles Frith meets up with Fred Phelps Jr. and gets a little flirtation going on. Thankfully, they don’t film junior’s firm buttocks, but you can catch “that look” from a mile away… Truly hilarious, watching junior run behind…

  19. Unregistered Comment by Nilk

    Frollickingmole, try this

    As for the comments from Aussies? Word.

    No cow is too sacred for us to kick, and tossers like Phelps and his pack of inbreds definitely need to be taken down.

    Ridicule works best, because how can you defend yourself against mockery without looking like a complete bozo?

    And Mischa, you need to find someone who can send you over a decent brew.

    (Personally, I think all beer tastes like cat’s piss, but we make some great wines here).

    Oh, and we’re not afraid of guns. It’s just that the bleeding hearts brigade have been too loud and drowning out the silent majority.

  20. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

    Nilk
    Thanks for that. Im stuck at work till wednesday but will ahve a view when i get home. Firewall is a bit too harsh here.

  21. Naviguesser Comment by Naviguesser

    Boss,

    You’re in the DFW Area. Shop around a little. I’m sure there’s a market somewhere stocking Aussie goodies like Victoria Bitter, Carlton Cold, Or Cooper’s Pale Ale (a must-drink if ever there was one). Happy hunting. Of course I used to have to bring all mine back in from flights to Australia for exercises like Southern Frontier, Pitch Black, or Crocodile. Just look around. Sure you’ll find something better than Fosters-Australian for Horsepiss.

  22. Unregistered Comment by harryk9 UNITED STATES

    This is why I love the Aussies–they are so much like we were before Americans became feminized and wussified. I yearn for the days when American men all had a brass pair, when we were every bit as rowdy as the people in Oz, before liberals, femlibbers and their fellow travelers gained the influence that they have.

  23. Unregistered Comment by ClimbingFreeman UNITED STATES

    Great! More things to put on the “Things To Do To Fred Phelps Before He Dies” list:
    * drop Fred in the Outback for a nice long walkabout.
    * drop Fred off in the gayest part of Sydney during Gay Pride Week.

  24. Unregistered Comment by IB LC Lady Heather GLOR UNITED STATES

    Firth is cute,

    I’d HUG him if he talked that way to me. :)

  25. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Great! More things to put on the “Things To Do To Fred Phelps Before He Dies” list:

    Sell him into slavery to Rupaul for a rupee.

    Ah hell, I would give him away just to see the look on his face.

    I’d HUG him if he talked that way to me.

    Is your husband aware of this?

  26. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Seriously, though.

    Seeing as how this is one of the very few issues where both left and right see absolutely eye to eye, perhaps some of our gay friends could hook up with the Patriot Guard and show up for the Phelps Phucktard events?

    Surely the inbred Phelps trash would just LOVE to be shown some love and affection from the alternative lifestyle wing of the Empire and, should the knuckle-dragging Neanderthals choose to react in a physically threatening manner, we’re sure that they’d soon change their minds when the biker element and the Pink Pistols “gently” made it clear that violence is not an option, but if they want some…

  27. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Surely the inbred Phelps trash would just LOVE to be shown some love and affection from the alternative lifestyle wing of the Empire and, should the knuckle-dragging Neanderthals choose to react in a physically threatening manner, we’re sure that they’d soon change their minds when the biker element and the Pink Pistols “gently” made it clear that violence is not an option, but if they want some…

    Actually, this is exactly the tactics of the phelpsphukers.

    It would be pure payback to have them attack a few gays and get the living shit sued out of them.

    KKK was brought down in that fashion. Sounds like a plan.

  28. Unregistered Comment by Useless UNITED STATES

    As a non-christian, I seriously have to ask why these people are so full of hate? I can’t find any example, sort of Yazus tossing out the money lenders, where he exibited anger at his fellow man? Wasn’t the WHOLE friggin point of having 13 (just men?) appostles who were viewed as riff-raff sort of Yazus saying that all men are loved by god? No matter what your “Sin” was?

    These people embody hate, and I think like any islamofacist, hate gives them power. The more they hate, the more self-important they become. Now, if I could just get the police to look the other way for a few minutes, I would like to introduce them to what pagans do to people we consider our “Enemy”, and I promise to only kill them for the sake of their karma.

  29. Unregistered Comment by ClimbingFreeman UNITED STATES

    Ya know, gay or straight & acting, I’d need to take a LOOOOONG shower after flirting with a Phelps or one of those Phuckers from his church.

  30. Unregistered Comment by lkflack AUSTRALIA

    You are much too merciful to wowsers in the U.S. Taking the mickey out of them is a sacred duty here in Australia. Granted Phelps and spawn are less wowsers than sociopathic sadists. Still the same approach works.

    Perhaps they could be sent here and introduced to some local wildlife. I was thinking white pointers, salties, Sydney funnelwebs, taipans and box jellyfish. The last would be particularly good for Fred.

    Naviguesser is right. Get some Coopers Pale Ale if you can. Thats the one described as “cloudy but fine”.

  31. Unregistered Comment by Lloyd Flack AUSTRALIA

    Sorry, I meant the ironically named Coopers Sparkling Ale. Their Pale Ale is good as well. I think the best Australian beers you are likely to be able to get hold of will come from medium sized breweries in the smaller states. Any full strength beer from Coopers, Cascade or James Boag should be very drinkable. Full strength here meaning from about 4.3 to 5.8% alcohol. Some of your beers are reputed to be a bit short on this essential ingredient. I hope that is slander.