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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » More News From the “Tiny Minority of Extremists Hijacking Peaceful Islam”

Of course, it’s all just a joke. What can possibly be more refrisching than a sense of humor about murder?

And boy, do those British mooselimbs ever know how to crack a joke:

A SPEECH by an extremist Muslim cleric praising the London bombers and mocking victims of suicide attacks has been broadcast on the internet to coincide with the anniversary of the July 7 attacks.

The audience laughs as Omar Brooks, a British Muslim convert who also uses the name Abu Izzadeen, makes fun of non-Muslims as “animals” and “cowards”.

Not a dry seat in the house, we’re sure. But the prize-winner of this comedy routine broadcast on the anniversary of 7/7 has to be this one:

The speech is peppered with jokes that bring laughter from his audience at the Small Heath youth and community centre in Birmingham, where it was filmed last Sunday.

At one point he announces dramatically that the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center “changed many people’s lives”. After a pause, he brings the house down by adding: “Especially those inside.”

Ah, those wacky, “peaceful” muslims. No wonder that the Church of England is busying themselves abolishing St. George and the English flag out of concerns that the Evil Cross might offend the tender, sensitive nature of the likes of Omar Brooks.

His comments were condemned by Rachel North, a survivor of the King’s Cross bomb. “It’s clearly calculated to upset people and is pretty disgusting. I would imagine these statements are something that the police would be interested in because they might encourage other people to get involved in terrorism.”

One would, indeed, imagine such a thing. In a sane society not run by a bunch of suicidal, PC-infested noodle-spines. As things stand, however, Michael Moore is more likely to appear as a centerfold in Playboy. After all, you can’t investigate anybody hiding behind the skirts of the “peaceful” religion of the Pedophile Prophet Muhammed.

Brooks, 31, a former electrician who was born into a Christian family of Jamaican origin in east London, is already under police investigation.

Police submitted a file on his activities to the Crown Prosecution Service last month after an undercover investigation by The Sunday Times last July tape-recorded him imploring Muslims to “instil terror into the hearts of the kuffar”.

Oh? So he is being investigated? Tell you what, Scotland Yard, when you’re done “investigating” that joker, could you “investigate” His Majesty as well? We mean, it’s not like it’s going to be much of a convenience, seeing as how Omar is still free to walk the streets.

On that occasion he told an audience of teenagers and young families that he did not want to go to Allah while sleeping in his bed “like an old woman”. Instead, he said: “I want to be blown into pieces with my hands in one place and my feet in another.”

Come over here, camel-humping freak, and we shall see to it that your wish is promptly fulfilled. No, there’s no fee involved. Consider it our Christian duty.

He has continued to speak out publicly despite the government’s attempt to crack down on the “preachers of hate”.

…unless the hate in question is being preached by adherents of the officially government-protected cult of Pisslam, of course.

Brooks is dismissive of calls for reconciliation. “I know as Friday approaches there will be many epitaphs and speeches and sermons, and maybe the archbishop of somewhere or other is going to come out and say, you know, we’ll call for peace around the world blah, blah, blah.

“But if we took the time to read Mohammad Sidique Khan’s will [the video confession broadcast after the attacks], we will see the answer for our problems.”

Just remember: Islam is a “religion of peace.” And don’t you dare say otherwise, you hate-filled “racist.”

21 Responses to “More News From the “Tiny Minority of Extremists Hijacking Peaceful Islam””
  1. Unregistered Comment by Gunny UNITED STATES

    “Derka, derka, take my wife, please.” Yeah. Real laugh riot this guy isn’t.

  2. spiffus Comment by spiffus UNITED STATES

    But, sire, they are a “Tiny Minority of Extremists Hijacking Peaceful Islam”.

    If by “Tiny Minority” you mean “Everyone,” and by “Extremists Hijacking Peaceful” you mean “True Faith Demonstrating,” then your statement is true! :lol:

    Oh, and first post! :)

  3. spiffus Comment by spiffus UNITED STATES

    Arr, second (and third) post…my bad…kudos to Gunny!

  4. Unregistered Comment by twolaneflash UNITED STATES

    Shhhh…

    CAIR might come after you for hate speech and thought crime. Mustn’t express your true belief about the ROP, its followers, its book of instruction, its intentions toward infidels, its goal for a world caliphate.

    And never, ever suggest that the remedy might be total war with that belief system and its members. Remember, we’re not at war with the peoples, only the -ist and the -ism. If we love them enough for the persons God made, and for the good souls they can become, then the little badness in them will just evaporate with a bit of God-magic like it has for the last thousand years or so. Its just another moderate religion like any run-of-the-mill protestant group, and it has a few extremists and activists and radicals that don’t reflect the mainstream beliefs. No need to be afraid of it whether you’re in Palestine, NY, Somalia, Holland, Riyadh, London, or Tehran. /sarc

    I feel like freedom is dying and free people and nations are cowering.

  5. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    I have to wonder if we (both the US and the UK) are ever going to learn the lesson that political correctness kills since the terrorist towel heads know how to push those buttons?

  6. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Gee, I wonder how CAIR would characterize this bit compassionate Koranic care of insanity?

  7. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Hujonwi UNITED STATES

    Michael Moore is more likely to appear as a centerfold in Playboy.

    Should that have been Playgirl?
    Either way Need lots of Brain Clorox.

  8. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    At one point he announces dramatically that the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center “changed many people’s lives”. After a pause, he brings the house down by adding: “Especially those inside.”

    Reminds me of a recipie:

    Take a bunch of muslims.

    A few gallons of napalm.

    BAM!

    Barbaqued muzzies.

    If you really want to get creative and have the time, you can impale them and make barbaqued muzzy on a stick.

  9. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » We’ve found comedy in the Muslim world

    […] All apologies to Mel Brooks, but this is what cracks ‘em up in the mosques. Posted by Ian S. in […]

  10. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Should that have been Playgirl?

    No.

    It’s THAT unlikely.

  11. Unregistered Comment by ClimbingFreeman UNITED STATES

    Say Omar, if you want to blow yourself up, why are you cracking jokes in 2006 instead of blowing yourself up in 2005?

    One would think a Muslim with enough sense listening to this guy who ask the question, “If he’s so keen on being a martyr, why isn’t he (insert action here) and dead already?” but I guess those Muslims with enough sense stay away from this guy and those like him.

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    If you really want to get creative and have the time, you can impale them and make barbaqued muzzy on a stick.

    Mmmmm…kebabs.

    One question, Deathknyte: are BBQ’d muzzies halal?

    :lol:

  13. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Whats halal?

  14. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138 UNITED STATES

    Halal is the muslim version of kosher.

  15. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi UNITED STATES

    Halal?
    Who cares?
    We’re just gonna feed ‘em to the hogs.

  16. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    I love my fucking homeland.

    Oh wait, no… I left.

    Let’s just hope the Uk gets its balls back sometime soon, eh?

  17. Unregistered Comment by LC Jon, Imperial Hunter UNITED STATES

    Let’s just hope the Uk gets its balls back sometime soon, eh?

    Balls, once relinquished, seldom to never regenerate.

    That is why the young will pay the heaviest price for the stupidity of their elders, both in the UK and here as well. If they can avoid castration, they may be able to free themselves… yet again.

  18. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Of course they say it over there…some intolerant American might give him a dirt nap over here. I’d just laugh my ass off at his levity, as I poured gasoline on him and flicked my BIC…just funny as hell, isn’t it? Sick fucks. Must be a shortage of lead in their diets. I’m sooo glad my wife likes shootin’…we’re going again this weekend……….

  19. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    Sad but true, LC Jon.

    Guess it’s a good thing I moved my sorry carcass to North Carolina, married a girl from New Jersey (you notice, the Ayrabs haven’t tried -shit- in NJ?) and started collecting guns. In fact, we are off to pick up our first home defence firearm this week. The wife favours handguns but I am rooting for the good old pump 12 gauge, as it is a tad easier to handle in a panic.

    Who knows, we might just pick up one of each, be on the safe side.

    Of course, I may need a little lie down, all this freedom to decide if I want to ensure my own safety makes me plain dizzy.

  20. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    That’s what I did, Living Brit…one of each….twelve gauge pump and a forty five..a nice combination overall……

  21. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Yep. A big bore for intimidation and massive stoppage at home, and a big, fat, slow bullet, courtesy of John Moses Browning, for that extra je ne sais quois as well as mobile safety while not at home.

    Of course, I personally prefer the .45 for home defense as well. More control, and I just plain hate the thought of scratching the countertops.