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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Beslan Butcher Beheaded!

Though not, sadly, with a rusty scimitar. Instead, the Russians had to settle for blowing him into tiny bits (link thanks to Sir Christopher).

Federal Security Service head Nikolai Patrushev told President Vladimir Putin that Basayev had been killed overnight in Ingushetia — a republic bordering Chechnya that was plagued by sporadic spillover violence from the separatist region. Patrushev’s meeting with Putin was shown on Russian state television.

Basayev, 41, claimed responsibility for some of Russia’s worst terror attacks, including the seizure of a Moscow theater in 2002 in which dozens of hostages and militants terrorists died, the 2004 school hostage taking in Beslan that killed 331 [half of them children, as is par for the course with the “brave” Islamokazis — Emp. M.], and the seizure of about 1,000 hostages at a hospital in Budyonnovsk that killed about 100.

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The Interfax news agency, citing Ingush Deputy Prime Minister Bashir Aushev, said Basayev’s body had been identified “through some of the fragments, including his head.”

The which we hope will now be put on display on a spike outside the Duma in Moscow. Adorned with pig entrails, if at all possible. That would at least sort of make up for the fact that the pig Basayev obviously didn’t suffer near as much as he should have.

All we have to say to Putin is: “Выдающийся, Володя!”

It’s nice to see that some world leaders aren’t too busy trying to understand why rabid animals hate them and trying to win their hearts and minds to effect some swift and TRUE justice, as opposed to three hots and a cot at Gitmo, complete with legal counsel, gilted Koran and Duck a l’Orange over rice pilaf.

Our only remaining wish would be for Volodya to show the same moral clarity when Eretz Yisroel sends paleosimian terrorist leaders off to their just desserts in Hell, but nobody’s perfect. As long as the Russians are offing koranimals, we’ll just have to take the good news where we can find them. Dirka, dirka Mohammed KA-BOOM!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, and don’t miss LC & IB Hot Air’s coverage. They’ve got MUCH more.

13 Responses to “Beslan Butcher Beheaded!”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Clarion

    Pish-posh. Russia doesn’t give a flying damn about the global WOT, it cares only about its own sovereignty. Russia isn’t going to so much as lift a finger to help any non-communist country, mark me.

    At least they’ve got the balls to defend themselves, which is more than I can say for President Milquetoast.

  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    I hope it hurt. A lot.

  3. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    he was in a parked car, next to a truck packed with dynamite, when it spontaneously denotated?! So did the Russian Special Forces rig the dynamite themselves, or set it off from afar somehow?

  4. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138 UNITED STATES

    Your Majesty, what does the Cyrillic quote say?

  5. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    “Outstanding, Volodya!”

  6. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    It’s always a good day when a butcher like Basayev is shuffled forcibly off this mortal coil…but I can’t really offer Putin any sort of congratulations. Especially considering Putin’s - and Russia’s - continued support and arming of Saddam Hussein right up to the eve of Operation Iraqi Freedom; his continuing support of Iran’s nuclear ambitions, his continuing efforts to block any meaningful sanctions against North Korea, and his anti-American alliance with the Chinese. Really, what the hell is going through Putin’s mind?

    I realize that Russia needs all the hard currency it can get, but with its own problems with radical Islamism - not just with the Chechens, but also with all those former Soviet “-stan” republics - and with China casting covetous eyes toward the largely unexploited resources of Siberia, it’s the last word in foolishness for Russia to be arming Islam and China. I don’t really care what Putin’s motives are; he ought to be smart enough to realize he’s signing Russia’s own death warrant with these moves, at least in the long run.

    So, never mind “Outstanding, Volodya!” The cry ought to be: “It’s about fucking time, gavnuk*!”

    (*”Shithead.”)

  7. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    As tight as the Ruskie budgets have been, cashin’ in on the terr’s handy firecracker parked nearby would be just the kind of cost-cutting problem solving that gets promotions.
    I love a cheap kaboom. Then the air if filled with the invigorating fragrance of martyrs!

  8. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

    Выдающийся.

    Cпасибо от призраков детей.

    - MускулаPапа

  9. Unregistered Trackback by A Blog For All UNITED STATES

    Basayev the Butcher Killed In Russian Raid…

    The message sent by the Russians to other terrorists: You can run, but you can’t hide. That goes especially for the terrorists who murdered the four Russian diplomats in Iraq in most gruesome fashion….

  10. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Now that is some turbocharged splodeydopin…..it has been a good day today. I like the Russkies in this regard, they do not fuck around. Like Putin said…Kill them! Good huntin’ Vlad…..good huntin’….

  11. Grits Comment by Grits UNITED STATES

    It is still very, very important to consider the moon worshiper’s hearts and minds in resolving this terrible disagreement between Islam and the rest of the world. I belive that separating their hearts from their minds by a distance of 10 feet or more should do it.

    Grits.

  12. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Wes, this is by no means an “I (heart) Putin” post, because I don’t. He’s stabbed us in the back too many friggin’ times for that, but I’d cheer Satan his own evil self on if he decided to exterminate koranimal Jihadists.

    Or, to paraphrase Churchill: “If Satan were to invade Mecca, I’d be compelled to find something nice to say about him.”

  13. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    Good riddance to bad rubbish.