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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Cynthia McKinney “No-Shows” to the Delight of Viewers Everywhere

Thanks to Sir Christopher.

Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D) failed to appear at two televised debates over the weekend, fueling criticism from two opponents who are challenging the controversial incumbent in a July 18 primary in the Georgia’s 4th District.

CONGRESSIONAL QUARTERLY reports: DeKalb County Commissioner Hank Johnson and architectural firm project manager John Coyne, who are challenging McKinney, debated Saturday on WSB-TV and also participated in a second debate Friday that was sponsored by the Atlanta Press Club and which will air tonight at 7 p.m. Johnson’s campaign said that McKinney’s absence was a “slap in the face” to her constituents.

Cynthia “Bitch Slap” McKinney didn’t respond to our requests for a comment. She was too busy beating the snot out of a police officer who had, according to her, failed to prostrate himself in front of her and avert his eyes properly.

We also tried to get a comment about her refusal to show from one of the constituents that voted for her, but the only one we could find who didn’t immediately deny his complicity in her election was impossible to understand due to the large amount of lead-based paint chips he was chewing on.

17 Responses to “Cynthia McKinney “No-Shows” to the Delight of Viewers Everywhere”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Laurence Simon

    I think I’ll ask the cats about this one.

  2. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    You know the sad reality is that she is a race baiting bitch running in a poor black district full of jesse jackson poster children.

    She can’t lose.

  3. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    She was there in spirit, but her butt was across the street at the buffet.

  4. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    she’s still looking for the site on Mars where the astronauts planted the flag…

  5. Unregistered Comment by Marvin UNITED STATES

    Don’t be talkin bad ’bout me nieghbors.
    I call dem good fer nothing welfare cheats..but dem being me homeboys, I expect ya’ll to be respectful.

    one more thing

    Thank G-d I live in Rep Price’s district.

  6. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    The DUmmies are busily praising her for her courage to play hardball.

    :lol:

    Those idiots can find an excuse for anything.

  7. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Cheapshot911 sez:

    She was there in spirit, but her butt was across the street at the buffet.

    Heck, she could have been there physically and butt would STILL be across the street….

  8. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    she’s still looking for the site on Mars where the astronauts planted the flag…

    *looks at flag in the secret Imperial Museum*

    Think we should tell her?

  9. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

    People are confused?

    McKinney doesn’t have to show up for pre-election debates - any more that she has to stop for security checkpoints.

    She’ll win, or she’ll sue.

    - MuscleDaddy

  10. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    *looks at flag in the secret Imperial Museum*

    Think we should tell her?

    Sure. Just don’t show her the exhibit next to it. The one to the left with a prototype of an orbital mind control laser.

    And for Sith’s sakes don’t even think about mentioning the 9/11 display.

  11. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    And for Sith’s sakes don’t even think about mentioning the 9/11 display.

    Aww, man! I never get to have fun.

  12. Unregistered Comment by ErikZ UNITED STATES

    I can see why should wouldn’t bother to show up to debate if she’s ahead in the polls. Why bother?

  13. shamalama Comment by shamalama

    In order to return to Washington in 2006 McKinney has to survive the Democratic primary on July 18. But since she is guaranteed to be re-elected by her anti-white, anti-European, anti-democracy, anti-capitalism minions she didn’t even feel the need to attend any debates.

    Cynthia knows that her core supporters, the clueless Moonbat Socialists of Georgia’s 4th District, are going to be sure to head to the polls no matter what, and she also knows that laziness and apathy will keep those who are embarrassed by her at home. And YES, I can say that, because I live in Georgia’s 4th District and can’t seem to rid myself of this blood-sucking tick as my elected representative.

    Says Neal Boortz:
    McKinney will continue to be the open, running, oozing, puss filled sore on the body of the Georgia congressional delegation, and the people who live in her district will continue to go virtually unrepresented in Washington.

  14. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    you forgot “anti-semitic” Shamalama

  15. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    And YES, I can say that, because I live in Georgia’s 4th District and can’t seem to rid myself of this blood-sucking tick as my elected representative.

    I feel sorry for you. I suppose moving out of her area is not possible?

  16. shamalama Comment by shamalama

    Deathknyte: I suppose moving out of her area is not possible?

    Thanks to an 11th-hour redistricting by the outgoing Democrats a few years ago my county got “added” to her turf. I imagine many voters around here are going to be surprised when they see her name on their ballots this fall, thinking that they were in the former 11th District and now sit inside Comrade Cynthia’s 4th District.

    She is one reason God invented fine single malt Scotch.

  17. Naviguesser Comment by Naviguesser

    Between McKinney and the Jefferson investigation that got deep-sixed by Hastert et al., It won’t be long before you see titles of nobility in Congress. Barons of Boston and Lords of New York. Give it fifty years. Watch. It’ll happen.