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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Bob Novak’s Secret Source Revealed!

Clear the damn front page!

So let’s see if we got it straight:

Somebody mentions to Bob that Wilson’s wife works for the CIA. It is unknown if he remembers to mention that she’s a Top Secret desk-jockey with a license to file which, obviously, means that revealing her secret identity will jeopardize her life, the entire intelligence community and, indeed, will be such a blow to the security of our nation that we’re not likely to survive. Not to mention that the filing system will be really screwed up when Ms. Plame’s successor will be forced to take over without proper orientation.

We’ll just be gracious and assume that whoever it was left that little detail out, since it is hard for us to imagine that Bob Novak would knowingly jeopardize the entire future of western civilization.

It’s also unclear whether the certain somebody telling Bob about her employer was a dastardly, vengeful leaker, a gossiper throwing an off-hand remark around over lunch or, indeed, a representative for the Zionist HalliHitlerIlluminatiNeoCon Conspiracy.

Anyway… Bob, being the intrepid investigative reporter that he is, decides to dig deeper and try to find out the name of this woman and, guess what? He actually succeeds! After literally minutes of subterfuge and dastardly footwork, we’re sure, he looks up Joe Wilson’s entry in “Who’s Who in America” and, lo and behold, THERE SHE IS!

Shortly thereafter, helpless as our entire intelligence apparatus falls apart after the subsequent assassination of Ms Plame by al-Qaeda terrorists, the United States is invaded by Taliban remnants and a crack palestinian suicide squad, leaving the White House with no options but to unconditionally surrender.

But we all already knew that.

Now, if you’ll excuse us. Prayer time is coming up again and we need to go find the rug.

Allahu-akbar!

P.S.: It is unclear at this time whether the members of Dummycratic Underwear intend to demand that charges are brought against the publisher of “Who’s Who in America.” More as the facts roll in.

13 Responses to “Bob Novak’s Secret Source Revealed!”
  1. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    Oh my lord, now that I’ve reinforced my sides with duck tape. Dame, nope it’s not going to be strong enough…..

  2. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott UNITED STATES

    Once again they are running around with there hands over their ears shouting la la la la….
    Like thay were going todo anything eles.

  3. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Once again they are running around with there hands over their ears shouting la la la la….

    They are so cute when they do that.

  4. Unregistered Trackback by Assorted Babble by Suzie UNITED STATES

    Bob Novak to appear on Brit Hume…

    Tonight Bob Novak to appear on both Brit Hume and Hannity and Colms - Fox News Channel. This morning on Fox and Friends, Brit Hume will be speaking about the interview. Source? Who’s Who? (smiling)
    Via Drudge Report:
    FLASH: Bob Novak set for two ……

  5. Unregistered Comment by cave bear UNITED STATES

    Hmmm…

    Not only does the link not work (as of this writing), but stoptheaclu.com appears to be down as well. Another DoS attack, perhaps?

  6. LC-IB-NeilV Comment by LC-IB-NeilV UNITED STATES

    All I can say s Buahhhhhh hahahahhhhhhhaaahahahahahahahaHa fcking hah.god I feel beter lol.Must have been another Plot by Rove and hahhahahahahahahahah focking hah….

  7. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Not only does the link not work (as of this writing), but stoptheaclu.com appears to be down as well. Another DoS attack, perhaps?

    It’s back up.

  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    I’m watching Brit Hume’s Fox News Channel program (commercial on right now) and the interview with Bob Novak is coming up after the commercial break…1718 hours CDT…

    The New York Times knew about the Valerie Plame listing in Who’s Who in Amercia back in Aug. of ‘05…:lol:

    Captain’s Quarter’s (also in Aug. of ‘05) writes: So let’s get this straight. Ambassador Wilson has so much concern for his secret-agent wife’s cover that he gets her listed under her maiden name in Who’s Who In America as his spouse. Then, just to ensure that she remains as anonymous as possible, he starts leaking information on the secret trip she arranged for him at the CIA to investigate Saddam Hussein’s attempts to make a deal in Niger. And just to make absolutely sure that no one figures out who Valerie Plame is, he goes public and writes an op-ed stating for the record that the CIA selected him for this assignment — which raises eyebrows everywhere, since Wilson never worked for the CIA before.…:lol:

  9. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Do a google image search on these clowns plame and wilson and see what you get. Jeeez, the narcissism these two show is sickening. Be sure to check out this picture of joe in the foreground looking all vulnerable while valerie protects her classified data in her sooper sekrit CIA jammies….too funny

    Got yer six ‘hon

  10. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    We’ll just be gracious and assume that whoever it was left that little detail out, since it is hard for us to imagine that Bob Novak would knowingly jeopardize the entire future of western civilization.

    Would that we could say the same of Bill Keller and the staff of the New York Times

  11. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Boss, I never thought I would say this, but you owe me a keyboard…

    How about warning a brother next time?????

    Please?

  12. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Boss, I never thought I would say this, but you owe me a keyboard…

    How about warning a brother next time?????

    Please?

    As if you’ve never done that to ME? Payback, my friend, payback! ;)

  13. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Ahhh, this Joe Wilson and his pet sweat hog deserve one more smack

    I guess Joe Wilson wants everyone to forget this but thankfully Gateway Pundit remembers for us: Before Novak, The Joe Wilson Speech that Made Clear His Agenda

    ONE MONTH BEFORE ROBERT NOVAK WROTE HIS COLUMN, AMBASSADOR JOSEPH WILSON LAID OUT HIS AGENDA AGAINST THE US ADMINISTRATION AND ISRAEL AT THE LEFTIST 2003 IRAQ FORUM CONFERENCE,
    AUDIO HERE (40:38 in duration)

    In this speech, Ambassador Joseph Wilson:

    * describes himself as the investigator sent to Niger by the government
    * details the African trip as only he is capable of
    * says the government sent him there and not the CIA (a lie)
    * says there was nothing to the uranium story (a lie)
    * describes the US as “occupiers” of Iraq (a shocking statement at the time)
    * describes a conspiracy to help Israel dominate the Palestinians
    * calls the Administration warmongers and a–holes
    * says Bush is in office for sex

    “As I used to say when I was doing my interviews before the war, the issue of weapons of mass destruction is primordial, it is important.”