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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » No, You’re Not Being Censored

First off, our Imperial Welcome to all of the new commenters arriving here as a result of, we believe, this post in particular.

Now, as you’ve no doubt noticed by now, some of your posts seem to not post at all, disappear later or you get a message that your message has been held for moderation.

I’m sorry about that, but I have nothing to do with it.

You see, what happens is that when you register as a new user and start commenting furiously and repeatedly (which is a Good Thing™ that I am in no way trying to discourage, post away!), Spam Karma (the nifty filter that keeps me from drowing in trackbacks from pr0n sites, credit scams and the like) “flags” you as “possible spam” and sticks you in the moderation queue for me to inspect.

What THEN happens is that I, whenever I have the time and I try to be as diligent as possible, yank your comment back out of the swamp, which tells Spam Karma to show a little more faith in you in the future. Eventually your “karma points” will rise to the level where your commentary will be automatically accepted without me having to inspect it.

Also, Spam Karma seems to work retroactively, which means that your initial comments may well come through but then, when Spam Karma later decides to flag one of your comments when you trigger the “snowball filter”, it pulls everything out again and puts it in moderation.

Short version: You’re not being banned, I rarely ever ban and on the exceedingly few occasions where I’ve had to, I’ve always let the bannee know.

It’s just a technology issue and it’ll resolve itself.

Thatisall.

19 Responses to “No, You’re Not Being Censored”
  1. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco UNITED STATES

    First…if no other reason..than being first. =p

  2. LC Jackboot Comment by LC Jackboot UNITED STATES

    Emperor,

    I thought the double-sooper top sekret memo from Cheney/Halliburton/Flying MonkeyCo said not to ’splain why those posters were blocked.

    Now you done it, expect a knock on the door. (in the middle of the night of course)

    :grin:

  3. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Emperor, you should put up a link that lets us view our “Karma Points”.

    One more thing for us to compete over.

    :grin:

  4. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    If you’re at the top of the points heap, do you get a “Karma Kameleon” button??

  5. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    How about banning the HT pics?
    This is kind of strange, when I leave the site it signs me out. This just started happening in the last day or so.

  6. DJM Comment by DJM UNITED STATES

    Oh, thanks a lot, MCPO Airdale! Now I’ll have that stupid song in my head for the rest of the evening.

    “Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
    You come and go… You come and go!
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream…
    Red, gold and green… Red, gold and green…”

  7. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    This is kind of strange, when I leave the site it signs me out. This just started happening in the last day or so.

    Maxx, while the screening of new commenters is unintentional, we all got together and took a vote to set your account like that so it’s okay to be paranoid.

    We are all out to get you.

    :lol:

  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Would you block, “Kill the Koran” as presented in a flash video on the CAIR site?

  9. Unregistered Comment by ClimbingFreeman UNITED STATES

    Well, your Rottiness, I saw the “five ropes and five trees for the five black robes” comment repeated on the Democratic Underground, and I thought that’s what this all was about. Guess not; it’s all about Freaky Fuckin’ Frisch.

  10. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    In Frisch’s case…her karma ran over her dogma

  11. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    Majesty, respectfully, I would like to suggest we ignore the phaqwits invading from the leftard sites.

    Seems Israel has decided on a more direct path to peace*, and we have some Pizza to buy…

    .

    .

    * peace thru superior firepower, that is. Or as the Combat Engineers say, “There exists no problem that cannot be alleviated by sufficent application of high explosives.”

  12. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    R6, If I wasn’t a happily married man, a few of ya could have me. :lol:

    Disclaimer: The above comment is not intended to include any male individuals or groups thereof.
    (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

  13. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

    This doesn’t look good, Sire: even Frank J. thinks you went too far.

    :lol:

  14. Viscount Ian S. Comment by Viscount Ian S. UNITED STATES

    What *is* useful about stuff like this is it exposes the CINOs (Conservatives In Name Only). Not that most of them didn’t show their @$$es circa Schiavo (RIP), but it’s interesting to run a copy of Das Kapital up a flagpole on occasion and see who salutes.

  15. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    This doesn’t look good, Sire: even Frank J. thinks you went too far.

    I know.

    Best. Denunciation. EVER! :lol:

  16. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    What *is* useful about stuff like this is it exposes the CINOs (Conservatives In Name Only). Not that most of them didn’t show their @$$es circa Schiavo (RIP), but it’s interesting to run a copy of Das Kapital up a flagpole on occasion and see who salutes.

    Indeed, Viscount Ian.

    Unless, of course (but I don’t really think so, I know you too well, but somebody else might) you’re suggesting that any and all of the conservatives who have, over the years, told me that my choice of hyperbole was a bit “much” on occasion are CINOs, because that would be blatantly unfair.

    They have their writing style, I have mine, and that’s perfectly fair and the way it should be. Besides, they’ve been right from time to time, to the point where I reconsidered and changed and/or apologized for something that should’ve benefitted from the “count slowly to ten” rule.

    But they still know where I stand, what I mean, and we stand on the exact same spot.

  17. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW UNITED STATES

    Actually, Spam Karma is a Liberal invention, and we ARE trying to stifle your speech. I thought you knew. :lol:

    Yes, if you sign up for a new account here, post ONE comment and take a breather. I try to pop in on occasions also and rescue new comments from pergatory. Some of you will post comment after comment right away and wonder where the hell they are.

  18. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Actually, Spam Karma is a Liberal invention, and we ARE trying to stifle your speech. I thought you knew. :lol:

    Obviously the techs of the Vast LEFT Wing Conspiracy need to get on the f’n ball with their coding, Deej. Just look at all the Right Wing Death Beasts it’s letting through! ;)

    Actually, Spam Karma is quite possibly THE single most brilliant anti-spam routine ever written. Of course, nobody other than you, I, BC and the other admins truly realize HOW brilliant since we’re the only ones who get a look at all of the filth it catches. Sometimes, when I’m feeling particularly vicious, I’m tempted to turn it off just to show everybody how much of a stellar job it’s doing.

    Then I realize who will be the one assigned with the task of cleaning up the mess and I reconsider ;)

    Instead, if you’re “just” a poster here and want an indication of the efficacy of that liberal invention, just look at the yellow line at the bottom of the screen and see the number of Hentai midget sister pr0n it has caught. Currently it’s at 9,228 and counting. That’s the amount of spam entries that you’d have to wade through in the comments on this site if it wasn’t for Spam Karma.

    Yes, if you sign up for a new account here, post ONE comment and take a breather.

    Indeed. Or, alternatively, once you have the first post “disappear”, step away from the keyboard until it comes back before posting again. Trying to post again and again once you’ve “tripped the wire” will only make things worse. If it takes too long, feel free to write me an angry email about the fact.

    I try to pop in on occasions also and rescue new comments from pergatory.

    And I appreciate it very much!

    Particularly since it seems like it won’t let you “un-spank” more than one comment at a time, which makes it quite a task to clear out the queue if you have a couple dozen comments in there, buried in massive amounts of spam.

  19. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

    Now you done it, expect a knock on the door. (in the middle of the night of course)

    Only if your going to do it Boot. Some of us would like to avoid being thrown in helen thomas’s cage.

    This is kind of strange, when I leave the site it signs me out. This just started happening in the last day or so.

    It’s been doing that to me since the beginning of the year.

    Sometimes, when I’m feeling particularly vicious, I’m tempted to turn it off just to show everybody how much of a stellar job it’s doing.

    Nobody is complaining.

    9,228

    9,240 at 3:36 Central.