Queen Gwendolyn of the Doucheosphere’s favorite source, Sadly, No!, delivers a devastating blow to the Evil Right Wing Death Beasts the likes of which we haven’t seen since, well, since 2nd grade. It’s along the lines of “oh yeah? But so are YOU! Times INFINITY!”
Nevertheless, in order to not pass Queen Gwendolyn’s deadline (the consequences of which would, undoubtedly, be severe), we must join with LC & IB Patterico in unequivocally, forcefully and determinedly denouncing Sadly, No!’s hate-filled eliminationist rhetoric. As we’re sure that Queen Gwendolyn will too, afore long. You have 11 hours and 13 minutes to comply, Gwennie.
Oh, and we condemn ourself. Sure, we think that we already did that but, just in case, we condemn ourself again. Completely. For shame!
UPDATE: OHNOES! Barely had we got done laughing at Sadly, No!’s pathetic, derivative “Rope. Tree. Conservative” IKYABWAI before he, ingeniously and brilliantly, changed it to “Pie. Face. Patterico.” and proudly declared PWNAGE.
Which would, we suppose, have been appropriate if anybody had responded to his original design with something other than laughter and mockery.
But hey, the poor lil’ critters must take what they can get, no?
Sadly, yes.
UPDATE to the UPDATE: Just so’s not to cheat you of Sadly, No!’s original art, here’s a link to it. Of course we have a screenshot. What do you think we are? LIBERAL?
Also, note the datestamp in the upper left (June 1). Queen Gwendolyn’s now infamous (and unintentionally hilarious) hyperventilating “why is nobody on the Right condemning THIS?” post didn’t appear until July 11th. Looks like the Queen of the Doucheosphere missed his own deadline by about, oh, 40 days. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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July 18th, 2006 at 11:02 am….and kinda funny. All the leftards thinking we care. Just so damn cute watching their little faces turn red, their nostrils flare, and hearing them say “Hey, that’s not FAIR!”
I wonder if CafeBleeech would give a discount if I were to order a full set of the “Rope. Tree. [fill in the blank].” t-shirts.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:11 amOh, how cute. The petulant grade-school mudflinging begins anew.
Give me a break.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:12 amAll the originality of cottage cheese, coupled with the depth of a saucer of coffee. Typical liberal.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:18 amHahah… “Sadly, I’m Brainless” has a parody of your shirt… what a joke. And the really funny joke will be if any of them are stupid enough to try it.
RH
July 18th, 2006 at 11:19 amI condemn this second rate parody. *shakes fist*
People who do such substandard parody should be murdered, and dismembered, and then buried, exhumed and burned. Then piss on the ashes.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:35 amPS - Did I do that right?
July 18th, 2006 at 11:37 amEr, you left out the flogging.
(…and I like floging, damnitall!)
July 18th, 2006 at 11:40 amAs usual, I concur with FIAR, but would like to add LC Wil’s flogging. I would also like to include an impaling in there somewhere, preferably prior to death, but I’ll take what I can get.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:54 amThere the libs go again, following the trends we conservatives set. I know they didn’t have any ideas of their own. They just take conservative ideas and screw em up.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:55 amI apologize for the oversight. Impaling and flogging are a must
July 18th, 2006 at 11:56 am…not to mention all the FUN things one can do with a flensing knife.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:03 pmPalpatine, there was a time when *true* liberals (aka libertarians) came up with the good ideas and conservatives figured out how to implement them in a sensible and workable manner. Now that the far left has been taken over by the nanny statist commies and similar types of wankers, they get all their good ideas … — oh wait a sec, they don’t have any of those — and their bad ones from Marx and Mao or corrupting our ideas.
The far left has officially become useless. We’ve got the libertarians and the conservatives all over on the right now, we no longer need those creeps.
RH
July 18th, 2006 at 12:16 pmHow about this one:
Rope.
Tree.
Condemners.
Some assembly required.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:23 pmI just hopes these types of posts bring on some of the trolls over there! Especially the ones admiring the “intelligence” of the Sadly No Brains’ posters. What a hoot!
July 18th, 2006 at 12:24 pmHole. Honey. Fire ants. Liberal. Some assembly required.
I expect moonbat fatwas to reign down upon me in 10…9…8…
July 18th, 2006 at 12:28 pmSome of these folks really need a hobby.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:32 pmGuys,…
You want to check back at that shirt link.
Apparently, someone lacks even the conviction for sustained hyperbole.
And, as I just commented over at Patterico’s:
The rest of this is just deeply amusing - it’s like a Python petshop skit that’s taken on a life of it’s own.
Soon, it’ll saunter up to the bars, rip them open with its beak and VWOOMF!!
- MuscleDaddy
P.S. - I also condemn the suggestion of committing cruelty to pies.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:36 pmImpaling, yes. On a short stake, mind, after the flogging.
They say a strong liberal can last for several days, on a short stake.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:36 pm“Pie, face, Patterico, some assembly required?” Hey, wait a minute, we got condemned by Greenwald first! We’ve been cheated!
Sadly No, we denounce you again. And for good measure, we’d like to point out that your father was a hamster, and your mother stinks of elderberries.
So there.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:42 pm[…] [Watching Patterico and Misha’s readership streaming through the store…] […]
July 18th, 2006 at 12:49 pmWoo!
Check, out one of Patt’s commenters, who speaks of
Who says the Left has no sense of irony/humor?
…no, wait…
- MuscleDaddy
July 18th, 2006 at 12:52 pmJust remember - the fastest way to a librul’s heart is thru the ribcage with a sharp object.
July 18th, 2006 at 12:53 pmthey call stupid pwnage? Being stupid is not Pwnage.
July 18th, 2006 at 1:23 pmBWAHAHAHAHAAAA! The fucking libtards are so stupid that they couldn’t leave just the ‘wording’, they know how stupid most of them are and had to add a pic of the noose on the t-shirt so they’d understand what it was implying! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! -snort- -choke- -gasp- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Libtards: The other missing link!
July 18th, 2006 at 1:30 pmThey can’t even come up with an original saying?
Yeesh. Maybe calling them libtards is too generous.
July 18th, 2006 at 1:42 pmHmmm. What to do with us, then? I eagerly await your suggestions.
July 18th, 2006 at 2:49 pm…leave?
July 18th, 2006 at 3:09 pmAnd…..
AltHippo Sez this:
When did BC start renting out the Imperial Game Room?
Or did he start selling off the DVD ‘O Doom collection?
Ohhh…and I truly, honestly, (and really really mean it this time) condemn the Tee-Shirt I’m wearing.
Did I get in under the deadline?
July 18th, 2006 at 3:10 pmLet me start off by unequivocally condemning LC Robert for suggesting that you’re useless (lest Queen Gwendolyn cast me into Outer Darkness). You’re not.
We need the entertainment, after all.
July 18th, 2006 at 3:33 pmThis is hilarious. The libtards have gone into the vaporlaock of self-congratulations. It’s just like the Oscar’s or something. Some douche, does something douchey, so the other douches dislocate their shoulders patting each other on the back.
Oh, and I must immediately condemn myself for using the graphic imagery of dislocated shoulders.
July 18th, 2006 at 4:16 pmI condemn you condemning the condemnation.
I think.
July 18th, 2006 at 4:32 pmBut the ‘far-left’ already isn’t a part of your ‘right’ coalition, of which I’m useless. What is it I’m supposed to leave? Come on, don’t beat around the bush.
July 18th, 2006 at 4:43 pmI think he meant leave the planet, or at least the country. We’d happily pay the cost. We’d bend over backwards to pay the cost.
RH
July 18th, 2006 at 5:28 pmI think he meant leave the planet, or at least the country. We’d happily pay the cost. We’d bend over backwards to pay the cost.
Misha, there must be some miscommunication here. We explained everything in this post.
July 18th, 2006 at 5:45 pmI’d settle for just leaving the country. North Korea is looking for a few - well, I can’t say Good men, can I? - more commies, maybe. Iran. Antartica. Pluto.
I don’t care. Don’t go away mad. Just go away.
Don’t let the door hit ya in the ass.
July 18th, 2006 at 6:05 pmThat’s better! There’s no reason to hide your eliminationist philosphy of how you deal with your fellow citizens. Now if you could only get government power behind that initiative of removing Democrats from the country, you could get started on that project.
Sad, though, because I’m happy to have people with whom I disagree on political matters share a nation with me.
July 18th, 2006 at 6:16 pmOh, I have no intention of hiding anything.
I don’t like leftist asshats. MovethehellOnalready.org, Michael Moron, Ted *hic* Kennedy, Shrillary, Howwierd Dean, AlBore; The Country, indeed the WORLD would be better without you and yours.
The problem - I still remember when being a Liberal was something to be PROUD of. Instead, the party of my Old Friends Jack, Martin, Robert and all has been hi-jacked by the modern communists.
And the funny thing is, you keep committing political suicide. Far be it from me to stop you. OH PLEASE, don’t nominate Shrillary. (please, don’t throw me in that briar patch!)
PLEASE, DON’T keep pushing abortion on demand, gay “marriage”, pull out now (if only your FATHERS had!), “climate of corruption,” bushliedpeopledied,” evil rethuglicans, guns are evil, and the rest of your crap.
PHAQ this “cain’t we awl jist git along” shit. Go play somewhere else.
No, I DON’T like you. Is that clear enough?
July 18th, 2006 at 6:40 pmAnd on that note, i am off to do some more target practice. I think, tonight, the barrett .50
…drool!…
July 18th, 2006 at 6:45 pmWil,
You’re repressing.
Why don’t you just come out and say what you mean, and stop beating around the bush so much?
Stavro,
If you think Wil has a strong opinion of you, don’t ask me what *I* think of you.
I think Ann Coulter is too nice to y’all.
July 18th, 2006 at 6:47 pmThe real problem with the Left is no follow-through. We were assured in 2004 that voting for President Bush would result in pretty much everyone to the left of Glenn Reynolds packing up for France. That cemented my vote, and probably that of millions of other Americans as well.
So, uhh, what’s the delay?
July 18th, 2006 at 6:55 pmOne question. How do they manage to hang us, when we have all the “evil” guns?
July 18th, 2006 at 6:57 pmWTF ???
July 18th, 2006 at 7:52 pm‘Cause Spats would ban me if I used that kind of language here? I mean, this site only has an “R” rating, fer pete’s sake.
I’ll throw a little hint for the libruls or other feeble minded - read Tom Kratman’s “State of Disobedience”. Or John Ringo’s “Ghost”.
.
Good thing this is typing and not audio. Can’t hear a damn thing. Everybody wants to make recoil reducers for the .50. I’d give either arm for a SILENCER.
July 18th, 2006 at 8:09 pm“Ghost?” What, Will, are you going to tie ‘em all up and give ‘em a good Mike Harmon spanking?
Better you than me; I’m just not that kinky.
July 18th, 2006 at 9:11 pmI feel I must condemn Wil for his blatant taunting of those of us without access to a Barrett .50. That is completely unfair, and a disproportionate response to the rhetoric used thus far. That really stings.
July 19th, 2006 at 8:58 amSorry - an expensive indulgence purchased during a moment of weakness (I was at the local adult toy store (Potomac Arms) when they unpacked it, and I had the tax refund check in my pocket).
At $3.50 a round, a kick like a mad mule, and a roar like unto the crack of doom, I don’t play often. But, the ability to “Reach out and Touch Someone” is non-pariel.
July 19th, 2006 at 9:10 amNow, I go and condemn you for your wanton taunting, and there you go again.
That is sweet. I don’t think any of our adult toy stores around here pack that kind of heat. Nice AR and handgun selections, but fall short of .50.
I can only imagine how it can be difficult play, only having dealt with the .300 mag.
Anyhoo, a condemnation upon you and your family, I hope your children are born bald and naked.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:07 amCondemnation…
Patterico condemns Greenwald in advance for not condemning Sadly No for the same thing Greenwald condemned the entire right side of the blogosphere for not condemning Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller for.
July 19th, 2006 at 12:17 pmAnti Idiotarian Rottweiller condemns Sadly No, and…