Idiot Frog Politician Wants to Declare War on Israel
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in EUnuch Idiots, Nuke France11:21 pm
…and not just any politician, mind you, he’s a full-fledged member of parliament. Not a “fringe” party either. Oh no, this clown is a member of ChIRAQ and Sarkozy’s UMP party.
But don’t just take our word for it, read it all at LC & IB Dissident Frogman, reporting from deep behind enemy lines.
So what does this loon have to say?
War in Lebanon – Has Israel lost her mind ? July 18th, 2006
Not that we know of. You, on the other hand… Then again, one must logically be in possession of something before one can lose it.
Multiple direct testimonials from Lebanon are coming from French people residing in South Lebanon, and particularly Tyr, according to which the Israeli army is shooting at first sight on everything that moves, and notably on civilians.
Multiple direct testimonials that the crazed fromage-eating frog doesn’t bother to back up with documentation, of course.
These French saw a helicopter kill a whole family, including the children, by shooting at their minivan on sight and from a few meters afar, as they were fleeing the conflict zone.
Sure they did. So how did this family manage to break through the Hezbollah roadblocks set up to keep them from abandoning their involuntary duty as human shields for terrorists? Must have been a sight for sore eyes, though. A chopper hovering “a few meters” from a minivan, unloading their weaponry into it.
But that’s the kind of nonsense you expect from a nation whose only experience with fighting comes from watching Hollyweird action movies.
The church at Rachaya is said to have been destroyed while it was packed with refugees.
Let us guess: According to your scrupulously unnamed and unspecified sources, they drove the refugees in first, blocked the doors and then shot out the windows and threw burning torches in? Are we getting warmer? Because we’re sure we’ve seen that movie too.
According to the same testimonials, the Israeli army would be using fragmentation bombs, and “vacuum packed” bombs that result in destruction by implosion. The bodies then look like totally dislocated puppets, like rag dolls.
“Vacuum packed” bombs? Ah, those wily Zionists! Constantly coming up with weaponry straight out of Star Trek.
That we shall let Israel act in such way is inadmissible.
That a certifiable nutcase like you is considered sane enough to run for parliament says all anybody ever needs to know about fwance.
The French government must take every measure, including militarily, in accordance with international laws that allow it, to protect her nationals and put an end on these outrageous attacks against civilians.
You’re Jonesing hard for somebody to surrender to so now, seeing as how nobody seems to be interested in picking a fight with you, you’re just going to pick one yourself, sending the declaration of war in the same envelope as the unconditional surrender (to save postage), right?
Of course, if you really were stupid enough to send a contingent of what passes for “soldiers” in the land of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, it would open up the opportunity for Israel to settle some scores with you for the excellent job you did collaborating with the Nazis, packing Jooos on cattle cars so’s not to inconvenience the SS who’d much rather hang out in your cafes and whorehouses anyway.
And what’s with all this dangerous cowboy unilateralism all of a sudden?
On the same occasion, only an international intervention force that would disarm all militias according to resolution 1559 of the Security Council could stabilize the region.
Aww… Come on. Right after you’ve decisively defeated Israel (in your fevered imagination), surely disarming a bunch of rabble shouldn’t be much of a problem for the invincible fwench “army?”
France must act. She can’t simply make do with convincing her allies whose faint-heartedness with respect to this conflict is well known.
Insulting the Arabs, al-Qaeda and Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket isn’t going to help, you know.
Thatisall.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm … how much ass kicking can the fwench do with a 1 day, 3 hour work week and 6 months of paid vacation a year? Perhaps they will send a delegation to the border to toss croissants at the evil Israelis.
Grits
July 19th, 2006 at 11:32 pmIs there anything lower on this earth than the French?
Even muslim pigs put up a fight once in a while.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:33 pmLet’s see…
The last two successful Fwench military ops were:
1) Sinking a fishing boat full of malodorous hippies, and:
2) Mowing down hordes of malnourished Ivoireans with helicopter gunships.
The Philadelphia Police Department could take over Fwance in a week.
July 19th, 2006 at 11:56 pmWell, as I noted in a post once, I think France is French for douche.
July 20th, 2006 at 12:00 amHezbollah Started it, Israel Aims to Finish it…
While idiots in France blather nonsense, and get their asses ripped for it by Emperor Misha, the Israelis are taking matters into their own capable hands and kicking the snot out of their enemies. THE WEEKLY STANDARD = Hezbollah starts…
July 20th, 2006 at 12:18 amFrom Damien at the Pave France blog (http://www.pavefrance.com/blog/archives/001378.html#001378)site: “But M. Myard makes his threat confident that France is so out of the game, so incapable of affecting events, no one would ever call his bluff.“
July 20th, 2006 at 1:00 amFor fuck sakes, all the IDF would have to do is look in their general direction and say “BOO!!”. That would almost be enough to get the Islamofrank government to hide in a corner and pee all over itself. I wonder if they propose to send the Charles deGaulle to unblock the sea lanes into Lebanon? I’m willing to bet the rent that the Izzie Navy is somewhat more capable than Greenpeace.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:49 amthats if they can move the Charles deGaulle their in the first place. Please France Do it- We would love to watch you get PWN3D by the Isrelis.
July 20th, 2006 at 2:29 amNobody is going to call this bluff, Damien is right about that. And nobody in Europe will care enough about the blabber to give Monsieur Myard the name he deserves.
But that is just the problem. Public statements like these - detached from reality as they may be - give buoyancy to Islamists in the Middle East and in Europe. With statements like these put towards the public they can not only see us as helpless but also as utterly stupid.
What we would need, would be a strong condemnation of M.Myard’s statement and another strong, blunt pledge to Israel. From both the media and from politics. Europe has to stand up for what is right or we’ll succumb.
July 20th, 2006 at 2:57 amThat’s gotta beat the living fuck out of “Shredded and riddled with ball bearings”. At least your parents get to view a corpse.
Fucking Islamopologists- when will we wake up to the 5th column?
July 20th, 2006 at 4:46 amPanzerman -
Not to worry!
Most of the world already *knows* that fwance is “unutterably stupid”… even comes out in their language/pronunciation.
The rest of the world already knows that they succumb… althought in English that “cc” is replaced with
July 20th, 2006 at 4:51 am“ck” and the final syllable is also spelled a bit differently.
That will result in Israel getting its first nuclear powered aircraft carrier.
July 20th, 2006 at 5:12 amWell, the French succumbing… That would be the least of my worries. But what I worry is that the rest of our continent and with that my fatherland is going down, too. And that going down would be more along the line of what you suggested…
And I have not sweat and bled in my country’s uniform to see her collectively suck Islamist dick like other nations of former glory…
But me ranting all by myself is not going to be enough to make my countrymen understand that PC Islamist appeasement and populist anti-semitism is stearing us into our doom. But I am happy to see that our conservative party has at least a glimpse of a clue about that, although they are totally stupid in regard virtually every other topic.
July 20th, 2006 at 5:24 amFwances sole purpose in life is to provide comedy material for late night talk show hosts, stand up comedians and now, right wing blogs.
July 20th, 2006 at 5:42 amDamn they’re good!
Damn maxxdog! (#14) you hit the nail on the head as you usually do…:lol:
I remember Leno awhile back going off on France a couple of years back and it got me to looking for some samples…
Late-Night Jokes About France and War on Terrorism
Then of course who can forget Dennis Miller when he was on the Tonight Show with Leno?
July 20th, 2006 at 7:12 amPanzermann -
> The rest of the world already knows that they succumb
The fwench may be fully capable of “takin’ all they’ve got “comin’ to ‘em”.
I dunno… any country that can still turn out a couple of Schumacher brothers….
Michael makes me happy. (well, recently, anyway)
That there are still those among your people who are willing to do such things (the sweating and bleeding stuff) is a good sign.
I’ve worried from time to time about the USA, but I just read an article (at RCP) by Ed Kock or Victor Davis Hanson that mentioned it would be a bad idea for anyone to try to drive “the West” “into a corner”…. (I think Hanson, because I considered it an unusually bad metaphor for him)… it’s more like turning up the heat beneath a pot that’s getting ready to boil over. Perhaps you can detect that beneath the surface of your countrymen’s seeeming intransigence.
This reminds me of the time of the Iranian “revolution” I was in the Commonwealth of Taxachusetts in a bar full of “Irish-Americans” and we were steaming and ready to go flatten the new “Islamic Republic”… only we had to wait for the Peanut Farmer…. and wait, and wait…….. SHEEESH! and *that* fool is *still* running about selling us out!
Idiotarians such as the Islamists seldom have the sense to not overdo things…. I’m fairly sure that your fatherland still has the ability to “wake up” from this seemingly narcoleptic state…. besides, your new Chancellor seems to have a pretty good grasp of the situation. As for any perverse designs on your countrymen and women, a few thousand well-placed copies of that unfortunate photo of her “charms” should serve to deter any untoward Islamist desires.
Also, damned good word of mouth from combined/Allied/NATO troop movements/excercises. The MilBlogs,etc
As for economics and such…. time (and some thought) will tell.
(Peter, it makes for easier “quote distinction”, and less confusion/friendly fire, if you use the “blockquote” button above the comment window.—B.)
July 20th, 2006 at 7:17 ammaxxdog -
???????
July 20th, 2006 at 7:18 amNaaaah….
Back in the 70s that used to be called “sick humor”?
Nowadays it only gets a {snicker}.
“Well, as I noted in a post once, I think France is French for douche.”
Parisite: a person living in the capital of France.
July 20th, 2006 at 7:36 amBy the Many Arms of Vishnu…
Misha rips apart a Frenchman who wants to declare war on Israel. I mean, really . . ….
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July 20th, 2006 at 8:07 amAre the *spit* Fwogs *spit* going to hire DHL® to deliver what passes for their military to the proposed war zone?
Thankfully, AlGoron’s Interwebs™ have cut down on the time, and completely eliminated the postage, that it will take for the Puissant PoliWogs™ to send in their Pre-emptive Surrender Declaration™.
July 20th, 2006 at 9:00 amI think my fellow paintball players would scare off any French military units.
I’m sure the French Rules of Engagement are something like this:
1. You are only allowed to shoot at your enemy if he kills you first. This only applies to individuals. Only the individual killed can fire back. One must be sure that your squadmates did not die from something other than the bullet in his chest before firing back. Spontaneous human combustion is known to happen, so steps must be taken to ensure that this is not the cause of death when an explosive goes off.
2. Exceptions to rule #1 can be made when defending your allotment of white flags and croissants or when dying to give your commander time to file the proper surrender documents.
3. You must only deploy ground forces to strategic locations such as a Coffee shop, Winery, White Flag factory (Part #190729) or House of Ill-Repute.
4. You must consume your entire ration of cheese each day.
5. You must ensure the air quality is at an acceptable level so as to prevent global warming. Biological gas emissions due to consumption of large quantities of cheese is unacceptable. Requisition Part #209671, a cork, for placement in the proper recepticle.
Any violation of the above rules will result in a strongly-worded letter of condemnation.
July 20th, 2006 at 9:39 amHe’s actually referring to a french weapon. They had to come up with something with a longer shelf life due to the length of time between manufacture and use.
oh hell, this is so stupid you can’t even make good jokes about it.
July 20th, 2006 at 10:18 amMemo to Fewnch. (Froggies, Grenouilles, et Crapauds)
Just surrender NOW, before actually engaging in an actual war against a tiny, but powerful, nation which can, and will, whip your collective asses in about fifteen minutes, without hardly cracking a sweat in the process.
You have eleven days to decide, before your pitiful nation of hopeless, helpless and hapless swamp-dwelling neutered inchordates goes on its annual holiday/shutdown during the month of August.
Si Vous Pouvez Lire Ceci, Vous Sucez.
July 20th, 2006 at 10:32 am“Vacuum Packed Bombs” ???
FINALLY !!!…Someone has found a USE for Black Holes.
July 20th, 2006 at 11:29 amEvery nation on earth will eventually have it’s victory over France.
It’s like Andy Warhol’s 15 minutes of fame.
I guess it’s Israel’s turn now.
July 20th, 2006 at 11:34 amHeck, even Lebanon, in its current state of misery and disarray, could soundly trounce “Les Frogges”
July 20th, 2006 at 12:33 pm(AKA Les Grenouilles, Inchordate Aaphibians, or just plain swamp-dwelling, scum-sucking, cheese-eating, toad-felching surrender swine).
“Vacuum Packed Bomb” ???
That SUCKS
July 20th, 2006 at 12:39 pm“Vacuum Packed Bomb” ???
Yes, of course…We should’ve suspected this, when Hoovertm became Israel’s Prime Defense Contractor.
(sorry…These things just keep writing themselves.)
July 20th, 2006 at 1:09 pmNow, let’s remember, France isn’t totally bereft of military power. They have the Foreign Legion.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:41 pmDidn’t they conquer france in 1993?
July 20th, 2006 at 2:47 pmMy son has a couple of water pistols. He could probably hold Fwance off by himself with them.
July 20th, 2006 at 4:28 pmAw, c’mon, guys.
The fwench soldier has been, and still continues to be, one of the most professional, trained, and dangerous soldiers in the world. Seriously! Check out the history of fwance.
BUT, until the fwench Army is led by something other than a fwench man, fwance’s Best will continue to be squandered on improving the morale of enemy armies.
See? fwance’s Army isn’t TOTALLY useless!
(there really ought to be a Law of History about fwance’s ‘renowned’ accomplishments while being led by fwench men…kind of like The Sukhomlinov Effect)
July 20th, 2006 at 4:42 pmWAIT JUST A MINUTE! I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING!
A Double Oxymoron! Damn, Boss, yer screwing with our heads, right?
Idiot Frog? Idiot Politician?
I was gonna smooth pass right by this one, and that just farkin’ gob-smacked me.
July 20th, 2006 at 5:25 pmWTF would the IDF do with hunner’ts of thousands of bitchy-whiny prisoners!
July 20th, 2006 at 8:07 pmThe French…taking on the Israelis? I’ll bring the popcorn, this will be good.
July 20th, 2006 at 8:57 pmIs it just me, or are the French just a teensy bit Anti-Semetic?
No seriously……
I guess Israel sort of messes with their continuation of having someone they could persecute.
I mean if the French try and persecute the Islamists in their country, Paris burns.
If they try and persecute the English or the Americans, we refuse to help in their next war.
But the Jews. Hell, no-one likes the Jews right? CRAP! They have a country. Which means at least -three guys/gals- with rifles. We had better declare war so we can surrender. Unless they surrender first, then we can go back to shitting on the Jews! Win-Win!
July 20th, 2006 at 9:30 pmThis is your casual reporter from Jerusalem, visiting. We are fine here. We are not afraid. We certainly don’t need the Fwench.
People are rather peeved at the Lebanese hemarrhoids, but we’re trying to fix that cross-border problem. Otherwise, business as usual. Getting ready for Shabbat, getting in my last beer at the hotel bar. Weather is beautiful, I spent lots of money today at shops, museums, etc. Gotta support Israel!
Killing terrorists and getting a tan. Life is pretty good.
Appreciate the moral support from the Rotty Empire.
July 21st, 2006 at 7:20 am