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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » “No Soup For YOU, Asshole!”

Patrick, The Imperial Kafir™, alerts us to some of the hilarity that is always found when the Jumpin’ Jihadis are faced by actual, you know, Infidel MILITARY PERSONNEL and not innocent women and children in daycare centers.

Exiled radical Islamic preacher Omar Bakri was turned away from a Royal Navy ship evacuating Britons from war-torn Beirut, it emerged today.

Not much fun playing the ol’ Sayfullah™ now, is it, you goat-humping, camel-fellating fucktard? Having to put your Pedophile Profit’s Book of Murder, Mayhem & Molestation™ on the line ain’t all it’s cracked up to be when you’re about to meet the pointy end of the Western technological superiority stick, eh Omar?

Goat. Cowardly Mullah. Lubricant. Self-assembly guaranteed.

F.E.T.E.

44 Responses to ““No Soup For YOU, Asshole!””
  1. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    It only gets better over at Kafir’s site:

    three cartoons

    The Mosque of Paris has filed suit against a satirical weekly for publishing three cartoons of Islam’s prophet - two of which were among those published by a Danish newspaper that triggered violent protests five months ago, judicial officials said Friday

  2. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS UNITED STATES

    What do you expect from a group of folks (or their *spit* leadership *spit*. They hide behind women and children for cry’n out loud. Mr Mullah’s karma seems to have (somewhat) caught up to him. And dare I say it… first!?!

  3. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS UNITED STATES

    dag nab it …missed it by *that* much.

  4. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Finally, FINALLY!
    The screen door swings shut and swats some idiot in the ass on their way out.

  5. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi UNITED STATES

    Exiled radical Islamic preacher Omar Bakri was turned away…

    If these world class trouble makers only understood the definition of exile…hmmm, that would be YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE ANYMORE!!
    So allah wills it. Now, see if allah will get you a camel, goat, one of your loving multitude, to transport your sorry ass to a Jewish Free Zone™.

  6. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote

    I feel kinda bad for the goat. I mean, at least there’s lube, but still. What did the goat ever do to deserve such a fate?

  7. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi UNITED STATES

    Who gets who up the anal orifice? Enquiring minds need to know.

  8. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Well Mike, the goat is a dominant….

  9. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    Here are some comments from Britons.

    In the Lebanon this man is now witnessing the results of his firebrand rhetoric Let him stay there and learn from it!

    or this:

    Oh isn’t it strange to see this West hater begging us fidels for help?

    More here.

  10. Unregistered Comment by Flaming Liberal UNITED STATES

    Oh Great and At Times Wise Emperor,

    Hey, I just wanted to spout off here, as a token leftie ’round these parts (and since I ain’t been here in awhile), that I think Kofi Annan should take his pious denunciations of Israel defending itself by trying to wipe out Hezbollah murderers and…give himself an enema with them.

    Get in, kill as many of the bastards as you have ammo for, and get the hell out. But then I admit to complete bias on this topic as my best friend lives in Israel.

    (We now return you to our regularly scheduled, well-considered and maddeningly well-documented liberal counterarguments.)

  11. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    FL, couldn’t agree with you more in your rant.

    But…

    ….well-considered and maddeningly well-documented liberal counterarguments.

    :lol:

    Uhhhhh. Ooookaaaaay. And what color is the sky in your part of the Idiotarian Parallel Universe™ today?

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Ohhhh shut up omar, just shut up and die. Be a good little martyr, just like the thousands of other “martyrs” that you brave clerics send out in your place.

    Shut up and enjoy a taste of the violence that you and your “religion” plague the earth with, I hope you see it first hand, up close and very personal.

    Oh yeah, death to your family, followers, and inbred children too.

  13. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    jaybear (#13) says: “Be a good little martyr, just like the thousands of other “martyrs” that you brave clerics send out in your place“…

    What?!?!

    You mean Firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed doesn’t want his shot at the six dozen white raisins waiting for him in heaven? …:lol:

  14. Unregistered Comment by patrickafir UNITED STATES

    I have this wonderful vision of the entire port side of this British Navy vessel being filled with pasty white asses mooning Omar as the ship departs, and as God Save the Queen blares out of all its loudspeakers.

    O Lord our God arise,
    Scatter her enemies
    And make them fall;
    Confound their politics,
    Frustrate their knavish tricks,
    On Thee our hopes we fix,
    God save us all!

    And then Omar is hit by an errant Katyusha, amen.

  15. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Die motherfucker, die!

  16. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    Patrick, a Kafir-made Hellfire, painted with a large pig, would be even funnier!

  17. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

    He’ll hang around any place that’s ‘evacuating’ for the time being, knowing Israel won’t bomb those places/areas…yet. Problem will be that every time he hears a bomb in the distance he’ll shit himself and the people waiting to be evacuated will have to put up with his stench.

  18. Unregistered Comment by Flaming Liberal UNITED STATES

    Hey, BC IT, these days we don’t have to make these arguments ourselves - we seem to have Chris Matthews and (of ALL people) Pat Buchanan doing it for us!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOyo-DNlXDQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Erawstory%2Ecom%2Fnews%2F2006%2FVIDEO%5F%5FMatthews%5FBuchanan%5FSlam%5FNeocons%5F0720%2Ehtml

    I particularly love - truly, not kidding, this is great, love - the part where Matthews says,

    We’ve killed 50,000 Iraqi’s in a war that was supposed to be a two-day wonder. When are we going to notice that the neocons don’t know what they’re talking about. They’re not looking at this country’s long term interest. They’re bound up in regional and global ideology and they have had no experience, I’ll say it again, in even a school yard fight. They don’t know what physical fighting is all about.

  19. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    FL, you can have those tools. Especially Pat. That guy is batshit crazy. Please, quote someone that doesn’t have their screws loose. I’d especially love if you can quote a man. A man that is, with functioning parts.

  20. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    I wonder when Chris Matthews is going to realize he doesn’t know what he is talking about?

  21. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    They should have let him board the ship, then chuck him over the side in the middle of the ocean.

    “Hey Omar, hitch a ride with your beloved allah fish!”

  22. Unregistered Comment by Lord Daealdric UNITED STATES

    Gunsniper,

    I disagree. Let’s not defile the decks of a proud Royal Navy ship with his presence. That shit will never come out, even with Mean Green.

  23. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    They turned him away this time, but he will probably try to jump another ship. I think they should have used some of that indelible red dye on his exposed skin - you know, the kind they use in those exploding dye packets in banks - to mark him and make him easier to spot. Any chance they can still find him and do this?

  24. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    I’ll say it again, in even a school yard fight. They don’t know what physical fighting is all about.

    Then let his buddies start the Second American Revolution™ if that’s what he thinks.

    Great Honkin’ Cthulu™, is he ever in for a shock.

  25. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    Okay, I need to step up to the plate.

    Gwenda, listen, I’m going into condemn mode.

    You guys are so fucking violent. Look at the quotes here:

    Die motherfucker, die!

    “Hey Omar, hitch a ride with your beloved allah fish!”

    Ohhhh shut up omar, just shut up and die

    I feel kinda bad for the goat. I mean, at least there’s lube, but still. What did the goat ever do to deserve such a fate?

    I mean gosh. You guys sound like a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty, oversexed, neocon maniacs. You should be ashamed of yourselves! I mean geesh. Is this what the conservative movement is all about, calling for the death of a religous man.?

    If it is…

    Well then I will continue to never date a lib. I like these qualities in men…. but I will condemn it and all future comments on this thread for Gwenda’s sake. Shoot, Gwenda, Queen of the Doucheverse will have a field day with comments here.

  26. Unregistered Comment by Uchuck the Tuchuck

    Oh, I do so hope he gets his fondest desire to be martyred for the cause.

  27. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    FL sez:

    we seem to have Chris Matthews

    and you can keep him. He’s nothing but a left wing partisan bully. From what I’ve seen of his show, he has a special fondness for beating up on girls….constantly interrupting, accusing, and berating them. What a man!, glad he’s on the left side.

  28. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    # Comment by Deathknyte

    Well Mike, the goat is a dominant….

    That’s still pretty hard on the goat.

    I condemn you for animal cruelty.

  29. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker UNITED STATES

    we seem to have Chris Matthews

    Isn’t Matthews a stooge left over from the Carter Administration? Talk about your blots on Life’s Resume. As for the goat-felching fucktard in question, why does his story remind me of Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

    “Run away, run away!!!”

    Life imitates art.

  30. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    I would like to condemn B.C. for making vicious fun of a holy man of the cloth. There is absolutely NOTHING funny about…

    Awww… Fuck. Who am I trying to fool?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  31. Unregistered Comment by aries37 UNITED STATES

    LC Gunsniper has it exactly right. The deck of boats can be a dangerous place. People find themselves floating in the ocean for all kinds of reasons. Slippery deck- loose railings or even a gunshot in the head!! Now that would be poetic justice for Leon Klinghoffer. I say “give that guy a boarding Pass”!!!

  32. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Holy man? Hole-y man? :lol:

  33. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    What? I missed some troll slithering in here and lecturing you guys about making fun of this ass-hole-y “man”? Damn… Yo, trolls, guess what? I will make fun of whomever I please! If you feel so bad for this assclown, feel free to take his place. I will laugh at you, too!

  34. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    Besides, if you want to get technical, he is not a “man of the cloth“, he is “bitch of the towel“. So there. Stuff that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

  35. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    How we have waited…oh, how we have waited! He dares to soil the deck of a ship of the Royal Navy? Throw his ass overboard or keelhaul him! Yes, when facing certain annihilation their faith escapes them…..remember this assholes…..Israel has less than a tenth of what America does……..

  36. Unregistered Comment by TGregg UNITED STATES

    I bet he cried like a little girly-man.

  37. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    I don’t know. Much as I’d like to see him keelhauled in the grand tradition of the Royal Navy or, better still, “flogged around the fleet”, there’s something sublimely satisfying of imagining him there on the shore, bombs going off in the background, begging to be rescued from the consequences of what he’s been preaching, only to be met with:

    “‘oo the bleedin’ ‘ell are you, tosser? Bugger off!”

  38. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    LC Staci GBOR

    but I will condemn it and all future comments on this thread for Gwenda’s sake. Shoot, Gwenda, Queen of the Doucheverse will have a field day with comments here.

    Gwendy can take a ride on the G-d Gator. (which trumps the allah fish in spades)

    P.S. LC Beaker hits the Home Run in this thread!

  39. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    he is not a “man of the cloth“, he is “bitch of the towel“.

    Too damn funny!

  40. LC-IB-NeilV Comment by LC-IB-NeilV UNITED STATES

    Buwahhhhhhhhh too funny walk home dumbass..

  41. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    I condemn you for animal cruelty.

    Yay!

  42. RobH Comment by RobH

    I think I’m in love with Princess Natasha!

    God I hope she’s not a MAN!……………

    Twenty years Navy, spent over 4 YEARS at sea, know a bit about ships and decks and life on water………….
    oxoxo

  43. Wild-Eyed Charlie Comment by Wild-Eyed Charlie UNITED STATES

    bummer; no avatar

    I feel kinda bad for the goat. I mean, at least there’s lube, but still. What did the goat ever do to deserve such a fate?

    And…

    # Comment by Deathknyte

    Well Mike, the goat is a dominant….

    That’s still pretty hard on the goat.

    I condemn you for animal cruelty.

    You two are assuming that the goat is in front.