LC & IB Michelle Malkin’s video vent today is, as you might deduce from the fiendishly clever title to this post, all about moonbats.

A summary, but don’t miss the whole thing:

1) A militant moonbat at a pro-Hezbollah rally decides that people taking pictures of public events must be kept from doing so. And if they won’t give up their right to walk around on public property, taking pictures of public events, why then they must be stopped physically, to the point of assault and trying to destroy their equipment. Pictures were taken, reports were filed, moonbat can now look forward to a nice stay in a cell where he’ll have plenty of time to ponder the deeper meanings of Freedom of Speech and “public property.”

This, coincidentally, is why His Majesty doesn’t attend moonbat rallies. You see, His Majesty never goes anywhere unarmed, and a physical threat of severe bodily injury is just that: A physical threat of severe bodily injury. You do the math, moonbats.

But you don’t have to worry, you loony lefties. I just stay at home instead. Because you’re just. not. worth. the. subsequent. hassle.

You might, however, want to keep in mind that not everybody feel like I do about it the next time you get ready to present an imminent threat of severe bodily harm to an unknown citizen.

2) Keith Olbermann comes up with the brilliantly innovative idea of calling a conservative (assuming that O’Reilly is, indeed, a conservative) a “Nazi.”

Wow, Keith. Did you come up with that one all by yourself, or did your viewers help you along? Either one of your viewers?

3) Juan Williams decides that Israel needs to stop defending herself “because people are dying.” This, to Juan Williams, is apparently infinitely worse than the past where it was merely those annoying Jooos that were doing the dying. His solution to the conflict?

Talk. Bet you never saw that one coming, did you?

Here’s an idea, Juan: Why don’t you go sit in the middle of Kiryan Shmona, right out in the open, and then start flapping your lips furiously? With luck, you’ll eventually take off and hover far enough off the ground that you won’t be injured by the Katyushas landing beneath you.

But thanks for proving to all of us that it doesn’t take any actual intelligence to get the title “analyst” next to your name. All it takes are basic vital signs and the ability to make noises similar to speech.

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