(Crossposted at Imperial Rebbe Laurence’s Dead Pool, in which His Majesty is a proud participant)

Anybody who didn’t see this one coming, go to the back of the class right now. It’s not like it’s the first time, after all.

So apparently Kofi Anus and his global crime syndicate on Turtle Bay are ramping up the Cycle of Mendacity™ after their initial accusations that IDF forces had shelled their positions back on July 21 didn’t quite have the results they’d hoped for. Their doctrine of “when in doubt, blame the Jooos” failed to convince anybody, which may or may not have to do with the fact that the IDF weren’t the only ones firing back then. There was this group of terrorists called “Hezbollah” shooting in the opposite direction too, and they aren’t exactly known for their accuracy.

Nevermind, now Kofi “Kickbacks for Food” Annan has an instance of a UN outpost being hit by an IAF missile, or so they say:

UN military personnel on the ground along the Israel-Lebanon border say the munitions that hit the United Nations Truce Supervision Organization (UNTSO) position early Wednesday were precision-guided, a UN source told The Jerusalem Post on Thursday.

Furthermore, the source added, the strike came after repeated requests by UNTSO commanders to the IDF not to strike that specific position.

Suuure. Of COURSE the Evil Jooos completely ignored their requests and then, just to prove their point, went ahead and surgically struck the position of the Smurfs. Why wouldn’t they? It’s not like they have any other targets to go after. Other than Hezbollah daycare centers (built by Osama bin Laden), baby milk factories and concrete-reinforced underground “mosques”, that is.

It couldn’t possibly be that:

“We made a mistake in identifying the target and thought it was a Hizbullah outpost,”

…as one high-ranking officer of the IDF stated.

It certainly didn’t stop Kaffir Annan from immediately claiming that it was a “deliberate attack” right after the incident, even before the dust had settled over the rubble.

Sure, it was “deliberate” inasmuch as it was a guided missile and that the IAF intended to hit what they thought was a Hezbollah outpost (and we wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised were we to learn that it was and that the UN were using their Smurfs as shields for their terrorist friends), but that’s not the message that Kofi was trying to get out: That the IAF had deliberately attacked and destroyed a UN outpost, knowing that it was a UN outpost.

Here’s a hint, Kofi: If the IAF really wanted to wipe out the members of your gang, there’d be nothing left of them except for badly mangled blue helmets sitting in large red smears on the ground.

One day, G-d willing, the IAF will use you to demonstrate their ability to hit what they aim for. It would be even better than a direct hit on Nasrallah AND it would give us some points in the Dead Pool.

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