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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » IAF Strikes Target in Hezbollah Territory; UN, Minorities Hardest Hit

(Crossposted at Imperial Rebbe Laurence’s Dead Pool, in which His Majesty is a proud participant)

Anybody who didn’t see this one coming, go to the back of the class right now. It’s not like it’s the first time, after all.

So apparently Kofi Anus and his global crime syndicate on Turtle Bay are ramping up the Cycle of Mendacity™ after their initial accusations that IDF forces had shelled their positions back on July 21 didn’t quite have the results they’d hoped for. Their doctrine of “when in doubt, blame the Jooos” failed to convince anybody, which may or may not have to do with the fact that the IDF weren’t the only ones firing back then. There was this group of terrorists called “Hezbollah” shooting in the opposite direction too, and they aren’t exactly known for their accuracy.

Nevermind, now Kofi “Kickbacks for Food” Annan has an instance of a UN outpost being hit by an IAF missile, or so they say:

UN military personnel on the ground along the Israel-Lebanon border say the munitions that hit the United Nations Truce Supervision Organization (UNTSO) position early Wednesday were precision-guided, a UN source told The Jerusalem Post on Thursday.

Furthermore, the source added, the strike came after repeated requests by UNTSO commanders to the IDF not to strike that specific position.

Suuure. Of COURSE the Evil Jooos completely ignored their requests and then, just to prove their point, went ahead and surgically struck the position of the Smurfs. Why wouldn’t they? It’s not like they have any other targets to go after. Other than Hezbollah daycare centers (built by Osama bin Laden), baby milk factories and concrete-reinforced underground “mosques”, that is.

It couldn’t possibly be that:

“We made a mistake in identifying the target and thought it was a Hizbullah outpost,”

…as one high-ranking officer of the IDF stated.

It certainly didn’t stop Kaffir Annan from immediately claiming that it was a “deliberate attack” right after the incident, even before the dust had settled over the rubble.

Sure, it was “deliberate” inasmuch as it was a guided missile and that the IAF intended to hit what they thought was a Hezbollah outpost (and we wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised were we to learn that it was and that the UN were using their Smurfs as shields for their terrorist friends), but that’s not the message that Kofi was trying to get out: That the IAF had deliberately attacked and destroyed a UN outpost, knowing that it was a UN outpost.

Here’s a hint, Kofi: If the IAF really wanted to wipe out the members of your gang, there’d be nothing left of them except for badly mangled blue helmets sitting in large red smears on the ground.

One day, G-d willing, the IAF will use you to demonstrate their ability to hit what they aim for. It would be even better than a direct hit on Nasrallah AND it would give us some points in the Dead Pool.

16 Responses to “IAF Strikes Target in Hezbollah Territory; UN, Minorities Hardest Hit”
  1. Unregistered Pingback by Lump on a Blog » Blog Archive » UN Peacekeepers As Human Shields?

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  2. Unregistered Comment by Ignorant Mensan UNITED STATES

    Oooooops! Sorry about that.

    Why, oh why wasn’t Kofi
    baby there protecting his peoples?? Too bad, so sad. I wonder if some of those “Peacekeepers” were some of the UN-tied Nogoodnick rapists. Hmmm.

  3. Darth Bacon Comment by Darth Bacon UNITED STATES

    FIRST!

    How many smurfs still to go? That’s four down.

  4. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    Canadian PM doubts attack on UN post deliberate

    I like this new Canadian PM

  5. Unregistered Comment by Deckchair UNITED KINGDOM

    Furthermore, the source added, the strike came after repeated requests by UNTSO commanders to the IDF not to strike that specific position.

    Sounds like the got sick of the whinging to me.

    Oi Koffee, they’re in a war zone. Not the safest place in the world.

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    IDF Strike Hits UN Post, But Misses Annan (Damn!)…

    In his latest attempt to smear the Israelis (and comfort the terrorists), UN Secretary General Kofi Annan has labeled an accidental IDF strike on a UN post as a deliberate targeting: I am shocked and deeply distressed by the apparently deliberate targe…

  7. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    On the news today, they showed where the U.N. observation post was located. The IDF was shelling the crap out of the location being it was one of the key locations for hezbollocks rocket attacks.

    What was going to be accomplished by putting 4 unarmed observers there defies logic, unless the goal was to get these men killed, which wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Their only other reason would have to be to act as human shields for the terrorists, or to count the number of IDF artie rounds v terror rockets so as to establish the “disproportionality” of force.

  8. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    from a recent JPost Article:

    A high-ranking source in the Northern Command told The Jerusalem Post Wednesday that Bint Jbail could not be attacked by air since there were still several hundred innocent civilians left inside the town

    Israel is doomed if this type of thinking prevails. Who the fuck is innocent in a town like that? They had a chance to leave. Do not sacrifice soldier’s lives for these fucks who stayed behind. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

  9. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    A senior Hizbullah official, Mahmoud Komati, told The Associated Press Wednesday that Israeli forces had managed to seize a few points inside Bint Jbail, but had not yet taken the town center. The IDF said several Hizbullah fighters had taken cover in a local mosque.
    But Komati denied fighters were taking cover in a mosque and suggested they may be civilians. “Fighters don’t take shelter in mosques. They fight on the battlefield. If they can’t, they retreat but not to mosques.” Rahhal, the Hizbullah spokesman, angrily responded to a question about the mosque refuge. “What’s the Israeli’s business that our fighters were in the mosque? Maybe they were praying at the time!

  10. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Then again its time to blame the UN…

    Claudia Rosett writes in the NRO:

    Over the past six years, Israel honored its commitment to peace. The U.N. — disproportionately — required in practice no such compliance on the Lebanese side of the border. The “peacekeepers” of the U.N. Interim Force in Lebanon, called UNIFIL, sat passively looking on, costing about $100 million a year and doing nothing to stop Hezbollah from trucking in weapons, digging tunnels, and running the armed protection rackets with which it has kept a grip on swathes of Lebanon, including the southern border with Israel, parts of the Bekaa, and southern Beirut. Before the current fighting, UNIFIL had most recently distinguished itself for a run-of-the-U.N.-mill financial swindle involving a contingent of Ukrainian peacekeeping troops. On that subject, whatever laws might have been violated, the U.N. has — as usual with U.N. scams — refused to release details. Now, UNIFIL peacekeepers have been reduced to casualties of the crossfire, while Secretary-General Kofi Annan urges that we take what the U.N. has done wrong already, and do more of it.

    So damn Kofi man, what were those blue helmeted clowns there for?

  11. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane UNITED STATES

    Israel needs to just carpet bomb Lebanon and get it over with. I mean, you have hez bollochs launching rockets beside the UN enclave. You have these great hiz bolloch soldiers running into a mosque and hiding behind willing civilians. Just get it the hell over with, anyone killed other than hiz bollochs should be considered collateral damage.

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  12. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    IAF Strikes Target in Hezbollah Territory; UN, Minorities Hardest Hit

    Not to worry though, balless, spineless Norwegian Euro-Weasels hang tough with the terrorist towel heads

    Olmert

    Hmmm, a little of the ole, “Schindler’s List” inspiration at play here…

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  14. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Maybe if the Israeli had some of these puppies, the could’ve nailed just the terrorist towel heads and left the blue helmeted human shields alone…

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