(Via Hot Air)
We all knew it was only a matter of time, didn’t we?
Pennsylvania’s Rep. John Murtha said yesterday that he favored an immediate cease-fire in the fighting in Lebanon.
It’s going to get pretty damn crowded on Okinawa once Murthafucker’s done redeploying every single soldier anywhere in the world who would otherwise be killing terrorists.
His stand places the veteran Johnstown Democrat at odds with the Israeli government, and — on yet anther major Middle Eastern policy issue — at odds with the Bush administration as well.
His “stand?”
Murthafucker’s never made a stand on anything, anywhere, for any reason. Hence his very apt nickname “Cut’n'Run”. We’re told, however, that his “stand” has been met with approval from most of the inmates of the home for the senile demented that he spends most of his time in. They think he makes a rather fetching Napoleon Bonaparte as well. “If only he’d quit pissing himself every time we reach the bit of the ‘1812 Ouverture’ where they fire the guns”, his roommate added.
Referring to the Bush administration’s position, he said: “You know, they say, ‘Well, we want a long-term cease-fire.’ It seems to me you start with a cease-fire, and then you try to work out the details long term. If you don’t, and you continue to have heavy-handed military action — and I support heavy-handed military action because it saves your own troops
He supports “heavy-handed military action” in the form of redeploying your troops to Okinawa, where they can then, heavy-handedly, slap each other on the backs or whatever else the most cowardly pissweasel ever to be born outside of fwance has in mind for them once they’re there.
Actually, we’ll have to watch him carefully the next time he’s on TV, specifically to see if his lips move in time with the sound. We’ve long suspected that the English is actually dubbed over the original fwench.
– but it creates enemies, and that’s the problem we have.”
We see that Jack Murthafucker has adopted the wisdom of the Sheryl Crowe Doctrine:
“I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow. I think war is never the answer to solving any problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies.“
Join us next week as the increasingly pathetic, old, drooling fool channels the wisdom of a head of lettuce.
“Don’t shoot at the terrorists! They’ll get ANGRY! Run away, RUN AWAYYYYY!”
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Hey Misha, know anyone in this crowd?…:lol:
Can Murth in his present position actually be sued for being stupid? He is after all a Democrat…
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:22 pmwhere did the picture go?
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:22 pmOI! He looks like Batboy he does.
An old toothless Batboy, but Batboy none the less.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:29 pmHis big mouth is getting him sued.
I hope they get several million dollars.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:33 pmThe ability to post pics went away with the last site update. Happens every time we update, but I’ve now re-enabled it so you can post away again. Sorry.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:41 pmI think this is the closest to being correct thing to fall outta this fuckhead’s mouth in a long time, but at best, he’s still only about 1/3 right.
Most of the time, wars start when “A” has something that “B” wants (i.e. property, resources, riches, Life, Liberty, Pursuit of happiness, you know, petty, little things like that…).
As long as “B” is jealous of “A”’s things, and greedy enough to fight and kill “A” to obtain those things, there will be wars and “A” and “B” will be enemies. And as long as there is war, “A”’s solution to the problem of “B” trying to kill them and take their goodies is gonna be to beat into total submission/kill “B” in order to survive.
I don’t know about any “huge karmic retributions” that will result from this, I’ll leave that to those people who are more spititually minded than I am to hash out.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:46 pmAs long as there is islam there will be wars.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:49 pmHe’s clearly non comp.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:56 pmWun, Jack, Wun!…
Murtha calls for immediate ceasefire in LebanonAllahpundit He wants to redeploy the IDF to Poland. No, what he really wants is to negotiate from a position of maximum weakness:Referring to the Bush administration’s position, he said: “You know, the…
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:18 pmWell thats a good thing about war- It tends to get rid of enemies as they have a tendency to get killed.
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:32 pmHere’s what is awaiting the brave Murthafucker & his brethren Islamofucks in the afterlife.
DAMNITALL BC!
GAHHHHHHHHH! YECHHHH! WHERE’S THE BRAIN BLEACH?
May God have mercy on your soul for that!
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:56 pmMajesty:
And, of course, immediatley allowed that scoundrel BC to take advantage of your trusting nature….
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:06 pmI GOT IT!
That picture finally clicked home who HT looks like:
Danny Devito as The Penquin!!!!
and blech.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:08 pmYet the Johnstown Post-Gazette fails to print anything about Murtha’s asshattery. Still no polls that might show his opponent gaining ground or any stories of his involvement with the Pelosi family over his pressuring the Navy to sell land in the Bay area.
Amazing, ain’t it?!?
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:21 pmOh. My. G_d.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:23 pmBC…if ever there was ever a reason to wish one was Methuselah…you just found it. Eternal life never sounded so good….
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:06 pm11.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:05 pmWas he a decorated Marine like John Kerry was? 3 months in country, 3 bronze stars and a bruise on your arse? Fatso oughta go to bed, he’s attracting flies at this point, just another blowhard clown…
August 3rd, 2006 at 3:09 amOh BC…
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:51 amAnn Coulters new book has some interesting things to say about his medels.
Murtha and CAIR want an Immediate Cease Fire in Lebanon…
Consistant with his 100% approval rating with the Council on American-Islamic Relations John Cut-N-Run Murtha wants an immediate Cease-Fire in Lebanon. Irregardless that a Cease fire would do nothing more than return to the same situation that brought…
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:12 amIt’s great that an accused US Marine is suing Moron Murtha. Um, government officials really should try to avoid standing up in public and proclaiming someone guilty, before they’ve been convicted of anything.
The public at large is free to make dumb statements about how they hate an alleged criminal, but government officials don’t have such freedom, sorry. Murtha could resign from the legislature, and then he’d have all the freedom to spew whatever he wants! Win-win!
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:07 amSemper I (a poem)
“Semper I” is an old Marine Corps term applied to those selfish careerists who place their own success ahead of their men and the well-being of the Corps. Congressman John Murtha is a living example of that disgraceful term. [originally published on The American Thinker]
A bugle blows in Arlington,
Lilting notes fill still sad air,
An eagle’s tears a globe fall on,
Trail an anchor with despair,
For a man we’d wish had not to die,
Brave youth among the best,
A Marine, he lived for Semper Fi,
And with Semper Fi he’ll rest.
So sadly is the contrast,
Between those who talk and fight;
Fat Pols for whom their war’s past,
But now can’t see the light,
Accusing brave young fighting men,
Of crimes they can’t defend,
Disgraceful fat old congressmen,
Who’ve lost the will to win.
Yes there we see the difference,
Between those who fight to win,
And a congressman with no sense,
Who’s committed grievous sin;
He’s turned against his Corps,
And no one knows quite why,
Except he loves himself much more:
Classic case of Semper I.
Semper Fi to all Marines everywhere from an old paratrooper who holds Murtha in as much contempt as you do.
Russ Vaughn 327th Parachute Infantry Regiment
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:18 pm101st Airborne Division
Vietnam 65-66
Murtha remins me of an idiot gun hater I onceknew……she stated in a presentation that a woman armed with a .357 Magnum shouldn’t hurt her male attacker because it might piss him off………
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:35 pmThere is no cure for stupid…screw it, I’m going to the range Saturday. And if some idiot tells em my .45 would only piss him off…..