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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Damn Christofascists!

His Imperial Majesty’s official take on Mayor “Let ‘em Drown” Nagin’s screaming about how Katrina was an expression of G-d’s anger and how G-d has willed it that Nawlins remains a majority black city?

Well, other than the fact that it was pretty obvious that Ray “They Don’t Need no Buses, Let the Motherfuckers SWIM!” Nagin would eventually get around to blaming the Almighty for his own fuckup, seeing as how there’s hardly a single person in the known universe that he hasn’t already blamed for it, excepting his own corrupt, hideously incompetent, dumbass knuckledragging self, of course.

Here it is:

How DARE you?

You, an ELECTED OFFICIAL, FORCING your CHRISTOFASCIST belief system down my throat, PISSING on the SACRED WALL OF SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE (so sacred, in fact, that nobody has yet found any mention of it in the Constitution)!

It OBVIOUS to one and all that it’s only A MATTER OF TIME before you and your BIBLE-THUMPING, THEOFASCIST AMERICAN TALIBAN FRIENDS come KICKING IN OUR DOORS and CONVERT US ALL AT GUNPOINT!

Just you WAIT until the ACLU hears of this!

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Oh, we forgot. You’re not the right color and political stripe. You can say and do whatever you want and get a pass from them. Our bad.

But let’s not demonize the ACLU. It’s silly, and they do good work after all.

8 Responses to “Damn Christofascists!”
  1. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    HA! :lol:

  2. Blackiswhite Comment by Blackiswhite UNITED STATES

    You have the right to believe, or not to believe, because without free will, the choice is meaningless.
    You have the right to select a final destination, otherwise known as the smoking and non-smoking sections.
    You have the right to not piss off a Supreme Being by presuming to “know” his will conveniently coincides with your political agenda.
    You have the right to repent, and stop playing the race card to sow disunity among the people of your city and country.
    If you cannot understand God’s teachings, clergy has been provided to guide your studies.
    Do you, Ray “The Pimp” Nagin, understand these rights as they have been explained to you?

  3. Unregistered Comment by suboptimal UNITED STATES

    After his “New Orleans will be chocolate” speech the other day, I’ve just taken to calling him Raycist Nagin.

  4. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    ACLU do good work? since when have they Hung themselves?

  5. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    ACLU do good work? since when have they Hung themselves?

    Hey!

    Don’t shoot the messenger.

    I’m just quoting the Instapundit.

  6. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD UNITED STATES

    Not content to leave his constituents in the lurch as he helicoptered his own family out while Hurricane Katrina bore down on his city, now Mayor Nagin claims that New Orleans should be an exclusively “chocolate” city.

    Just picture the firestorm that would have erupted if a white mayor of any U.S. city had proclaimed that his city should be exclusively “vanilla”! My God, the issuer of such remarks would have been crucified on the 6 o’clock news and rightfully driven out of office by 9 AM the next day…if not sooner.

    But when some liberal numbskull utters such patently offensive remarks, we’re all supposed to give a nudge and a wink and call it “just a mistake” that can be excused by some asinine, half-assed, non-apology.

    Well, I say it’s time that Nagin and all the other racist liberals like him were made to eat their damned words. And if they wind up choking on it, then that’ll be one less filthy racist in the world.

  7. Unregistered Comment by LC Theresa

    LC Hoghead

    Don’t you know that only white, conservatives can be racist? Silly!!! That’s why louie, jessie, al and the gang (black caucus) can spew racial filth all the time and nobody holds them accountable. Racism is profitable for them. It keeps them in Armani suits and big houses while blaming whites for everything under the sun. Victim hood is profitable if you’re high enough up the food chain.

  8. Zucca Fett Comment by Zucca Fett UNITED STATES

    *Zucca Fett happens to look in on God, sitting on his divine easychair and watching his divine omfgChristianthatmaybeoffensivetoanyonenotChristian television after another six days of hard work. God sees Mayor Nagin give his ‘I blame God’ speech and leans forward*

    God: “ME?! Why you little…”

    God: *Teleports Nagin back in time to the disaster, right into the Astrodome where a couple big, meaty fellows stop chasing a little girl and eye him up appreciatively*

    Nagin: “Meep! Stop right there or I’ll read a speech!”

    Grunts: “Murgh.” *Ruthlessly rapes Nagin*

    Zucca Fett is suddenly nudged awake.

    Some guy: “Hey, wake up.”

    Zucca Fett: “Damn… I was having such a great dream too. Nothing like good ol’ divine punishment.”

    *Scene end*

    So yeah, Nagin. Why don’tcha ASK your citizens if they even WANT something like that. Hmm, I wonder how the whites of New Orleans feel after hearing their Mayor proclaim that it’s gonna be a ‘Chocolate City’ real soon? Aww well, they’re only whites. They’ll get over it.

    Or will they? Dun dun duuuuun!

    Tune in next time! Will Naggin’ Nagin drop this silly charade? Will the media have the guts to grill him? Will Liberals finally admit that he majorly fucked up? This and other idiotically obvious questions, next time on the appropriately named CBS.