And since B.C. is on the subject of MSM fuckuppery and blatant anti-Israel propaganda already (thanks for the coffee in my nostrils, B.C., that al-Roto-Reuters Photoshop was quite possibly THE most indescribably incompetent piece of shi’ite I’ve ever seen), why not return briefly to “the massacre that wasn’t” in Qana?

I have to admit that I was a mite puzzled when Allahpundit concluded that the IDF had admitted that their intel about the building in Qana connecting it to Katyusha launches and other terrorist related activity was wrong. Particularly since I read the article that he linked to.

The totality of the “admission” is, no matter how you read it, that “had the IDF known that the building was stuffed to the gills with civilians, then they wouldn’t have attacked.” That’s it. No “our intel linking it to terrorism was wrong”, no “there weren’t any terrorists in that building”, only “had we known it was full of civilians, we wouldn’t have attacked.”

Or maybe I just can’t read. If I can’t, please tell me where the IDF says “our intel indicated that the building had been used for terrorist activities. That was incorrect”, because I don’t see it.

Then there was the whole suspicion of Hezbollah trucking in refrigerated corpses to “spice up” the scene a bit, a suspicion created, in part, by the strange discrepancies between the Hezbollah/MSM propaganda line and what you actually saw in the photos, as outlined perfectly by LC & IB Confederate Yankee right here.

Isn’t it peculiar how some of the children’s bodies paraded around look like they went to sleep after taking a shower, particularly considering that they were allegedly caught in and killed by a collapsing concrete building. After all, we Americans (and New Yorkers in particular) know a thing or two about concrete dust, no? And how about “Green Helmet”’s impeccably clean and dust-free fatigues? Impressive, if you’ve been digging the corpses of lil’ children out of concrete rubble for hours, wouldn’t you think?

And now it turns out that “Green Helmet” has a name and that he, oddly enough, shares that name with a truck driver in Tyre who was, you guessed it, driving around corpses in refrigerated trucks.

What are the odds?

11 Responses to “Qana: The Plot Thickens”
  1. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    The odds are slightly lower than Helen Thomas winning the Miss Nude World Glass Table Dancing & High Kicking Contest™.

    I’ll stick to buying lottery tickets from Nigerian spammers, thankyouverymuch.

  2. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    Thickens Indeed…the whole fookin’ thing is carefully choreographed.

    We give you “War Crimes”, directed by Hezzbollywood Productions with post-production assistance by the MSM.

    They picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue, didn’t they. Perhaps the chapter on “Jihad by Media Dupes” needs rewriting.

    Let’s see if ANY fellow media-travelers start a gradual slithering away from this bullshit and give the IDF a real chance of finishing the job.

  3. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    BC-

    Nude World Glass Table Dancing

    I had to buy more Brain Bleach for that one. I used your credit card, so there !!!

  4. Viscount Ian S. Comment by Viscount Ian S. UNITED STATES

    Allah’s good for inadvertant laughs lately - he has a story up now with the headline “Mel Gibson linked to insane Jew-hating political party” and my first thought was “what, the Democrats?”.

  5. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    Torturer: Helen Thomas table dancing naked - quite a mental image. You seem to be good at these. I would appreciate it if you could corral and compile all of your similar remarks and bind them into a booklet. They are great appetite suppressants, and I am in need of a diet!

  6. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    The totality of the “admission” is, no matter how you read it, that “had the IDF known that the building was stuffed to the gills with civilians, then they wouldn’t have attacked.” That’s it. No “our intel linking it to terrorism was wrong”, no “there weren’t any terrorists in that building”, only “had we known it was full of civilians, we wouldn’t have attacked.”

    I don’t believe ANY LEBANONESE CIVILIANS have been killed yet… I do believe aiders & abetters either active or passive have been part and parcel of the collateral damage

    The Lebanonese had six years to get rid of Hezbollah but instead the Lebanonese made Hezbollah part of the government

  7. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot UNITED STATES

    Among the things that scream “STAGED!” is: Why was anyone in a building 8 hours after it was bombed? Asleep?

  8. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    UI, that’s how long it took for the ice cream truck to make it to the building with the corpsicles. ;)

  9. Unregistered Comment by elchonon ISRAEL

    holy shit! check this out

    Reuters Drops Photographer Who Faked Israeli Bomb Results
    23:25 Aug 06, ‘06 / 12 Av 5766

    (IsraelNN.com) Reuters News Agency has announced it is cutting from its payroll a freelance photographer who altered a photograph that showed that the results of an Israeli bombing were far worse than in reality.

    An American news site caught the fake when it noticed that the billows of smoke in the photo showed a repetitious pattern. However, the news agency said that the photographer, Adnan Hajj, said the image was changed after he tried “to remove dust marks and that he made mistakes due to the bad lighting conditions he was working under.”

    Hajj also photographed images of a dead child in the explosion in the village of Kana last week. Several private web sites have questioned the veracity of the pictures.

    http://www.arutzsheva.com/news.php3?id=109338

  10. Unregistered Comment by elchonon ISRAEL

    reminds me of the ny times reporter that was making that BS up..

  11. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    Jason Blair, Adnan Hajj & Dum Blather… Now THAT would truly a Dream Team™ if Journaljizzmic Integrity™.