We expected some entertainment out of the worst piece of race-baiting, anti-Semitic, classless trash in Congress after her being bitch-slapped out of a job, and she didn’t disappoint (thanks again to Sir Christopher). First, we have her patented response to the slings and arrows of well-deserved misfortune:

As outgoing Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney returned to her campaign headquarters to address her supporters after midnight Tuesday, some of her staffers scuffled with news photographers.

During her concession speech, McKinney said her mother was hurt and one of her staffers required stitches after members of the media hurt them during the night. Police were eventually called to the scene by 11Alive News.

As McKinney walked outside her campaign headquarters after losing her reelection bid to Hank Johnson, a boom microphone carried by a photographer struck members of McKinney’s entourage. In the confusion, McKinney staffers struck an 11Alive photographer and knocked his camera equipment to the ground.

A very “moderate” response, according to the New York Slimes, we’re sure.

A short time later, the 11Alive news desk called 9-1-1 after some people followed an 11Alive staff member into the station’s satellite truck outside the McKinney headquarters.

RACISM! They obviously only wanted to “moderately” address their “moderate” disapproval of the boom incident earlier. “Moderately” employing knuckledusters and baseball bats to drive home their “moderate” argument, no doubt.

And if you’re expecting the usual sore loserism from Shitty Cynthia, you won’t be disappointed either:

Shortly after the polls opened on Tuesday, allegations of voting irregularities began appearing on U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney’s campaign Web site.

At 8:14 a.m., the first complaint appeared: “Less than an hour into voting, McKinney’s name is not on ballot, opponent’s is,” read an item on her blog.

“It’s the JOOOS! J-O-O-O-S!”

Other similar allegations would follow throughout the day as 4th Congressional District voters decided whether to send McKinney back to Congress, or give the Democratic nomination to runoff opponent, Hank Johnson, a lawyer and former DeKalb County commissioner.

The 30-some percent crackhead constituents that did somehow manage to vote for her must have had her as a write-in, then.

The McKinney Web site noted voting machines not working or mysteriously casting incorrect ballots,

IN HEBREW!!!1!

“insecure” voting equipment, police harassment, and poll workers refusing to hand out Democratic ballots.

…while eating bagels, gefilte fish and singing “hava nagilah.”

McKinney has always held a distrust of the state’s new touch-screen voting machines. She has appeared at events promoted by activists opposed to electronic voting in Georgia. One of her congressional aides, Richard Searcy, was one of the most outspoken critics of Georgia’s electronic voting platform before taking a job in McKinney’s office.

When McKinney beat out five opponents in the Democratic primary in 2004 to re-claim her congressional seat, she did not question the voting machines’ accuracy or the results. On Tuesday, she was anything but silent on the issue.

Imagine our surprise.

“Voters should be able to go into the precinct with the assurance that their vote is actually going to be cast, first of all, and counted,” McKinney said Tuesday.

“…as long as it’s a vote for ME, of course. If it isn’t, I’ll slap them down HARD with this here cell phone of mine!”

“But at this point we have had voters to tell us the voting machines took several tries before they would actually even cast the correct ballots.”

It helps if you don’t kick the machine when it refuses to dispense crack. It helps even more if you remember to read the clearly printed instructions.

In answer to an allegation that a voter tried to vote for McKinney, but the machine popped up a vote for Johnson, the office said:

“Upon investigation by the manager, it was determined while the one candidates’s name was touched by the ball of the finger, the fingernail hit the name,” the statement read. “We do not expect voters to cut their nails to vote, but we are cautioning everyone to make certain they are satisfied with their choices before they hit the ‘cast ballot’ button.”

McKinney was defeated by 6″ Ho Nails™!

Provided by JOOOS!!!1!!!1!!!

Some voters who wanted to vote in the runoff did not realize congressional lines were redrawn by the state Legislature in 2005, Lattimore said.

In fact, they weren’t aware that 2005 had even come around.

So some voters accustomed to voting in the 4th District were perplexed at not being able to do so.

Lattimore said some voters who were told to wait while a poll worker investigated a problem misinterpreted it as being turned away from the polls. “We ask a voter to wait a second and suddenly [they think] we turn them away.”

RACISM! ZIONISM! THE JOOOS!!!11!

UPDATE: In case you think we were a bit over the top with our “teh JOOOOS!!!!1!” comments, LC & IB Danegerus is there to set you straight. Like clockwork, we tell you.

Strong. Nuanced. “Moderate.”

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