…courtesy of the Law Dog (and a tip from LC Guido Cabrone), we have this heartwarming story about a goblin that took an unloaded BB gun to a gun fight.
And there was much rejoicing in the Empire.
You can, by the way, find the Law Dog under the Dept. of Hegemony by Force as of this day forward.
UPDATE: The Imperial Firearms Advisor, who also mentions this story, also points us to this little gem from our Imperial Home State (all caps in the original, so we’ve sanitized it for your reading pleasure):
The Bexar [Pronounced “bear” — Emp.M.] County Sheriff’s Department reports a 21-year-old man walked into the Old Soldier’s Club on Binz Engleman just east of Kirby City Park shortly before 1 a.m. on Friday. He was carrying what appeared to be a .45 calibur [sic] handgun. He demanded the bartender give him 50-dollars,
…but the barkeep was fresh out of 50s, so he offered him some change instead:
…but the bar owner whipped out his own .45 and shot the man once in the chest.
…after which the Stupid Goblin helpfully commenced assuming room temperature, and there was much rejoicing, clapping of hands and passing out of drinks on the house, we’re sure.
But that’s not all. The “gun” the Stupid Goblin was carrying? Yep, you guessed it:
The gun he was carrying turned out to be a B-B gun.
What the fuck is going on?
Quick, somebody call the Brady Buggerers and tell them to demand an immediate ban on Assault BB Guns.
If guns aren’t outlawed, all the goblins will be carrying BBs.
Somewhat unrelatedly, there’s a new episode of the Imperial Firearms Advisor’s Shooting Trail up. Miss it at your own peril.