21
08
2006
Terrorism, and How to Deal with it, Explained.
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in A.-I. Whup-ass, Eternal Wisdom4:17 pm
Yes, it really is that simple.
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Hmmm, not bad but not nearly as good as this!
Eight minutes worth why and how to negotiate with terrorists courtesy of this German lady (thankfully they are all NOT worthless weasels) Tanker Angel Nelly…
August 21st, 2006 at 4:27 pmWorks fer me!
I have always maintained that dealing with the little insects is easy. It’s finding the bastards that takes the effort. Once you find them, apply Raid. To the nest.
August 21st, 2006 at 5:26 pm[…] HH Blowhard has written a definitive article on How To Negotiate With Terrorists, complete with historical context. As Rottweiler says, “Yes, it really is that simple.” […]
August 21st, 2006 at 5:29 pmIt’s a rotten shame that it takes so long for the peacemakers to catch on. It appears that some never do…
August 21st, 2006 at 5:31 pm[…] It really is simple. Posted by Ian S. in […]
August 21st, 2006 at 5:38 pmMisha,
August 21st, 2006 at 5:52 pmIt’ll never work, because it makes too much sense.
It’s amazing how something so ridiculously oversimplified can sum things up so well.
The question is: how many perfectly good peacemakers will die before we finally get around to removing the terrorists?
August 21st, 2006 at 6:17 pmThe only way we’ll defeat the Islamofacists is if the rest of the ARAB world joins the fight. The US cannot win this war alone.
August 21st, 2006 at 7:06 pmHow to deal with terrorists…
With a huge hug to Emperor Misha for pointing me to this post. It begins: A peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker introduces…
August 21st, 2006 at 7:30 pmIf Hurricane ever adds to this exqisite formulation(sans redundant embellishments), he should work in the (un-)American Cowardly League of Underminers.
August 21st, 2006 at 7:32 pmI like his way of dealing with the scum.
August 21st, 2006 at 8:20 pm[…] As Misha said, “Yes, it really is that simple.” (Via Kat.) And now, for the long version. Misha also links to a couple posts by Banagor: The Power of Ignorance There is an unspoken thing in the air in the West: acknowledgment of what it takes to actually win a war. Nobody will talk about it. The few who do are labeled as “warmongers”, or “barbarians” who have yet to come out of their caves from the mid-twentieth century when people apparently “did such things” as fight “in that way”. We all know what it would take to placate the Middle East, but nobody wants to actually dirty their hands, or their speech, by stating it. We worry about what the enemy thinks of us and try to win their “hearts and minds” before we actually win the war. We worry about upsetting people who are already out to kill us in every way possible, as if we can somehow appease them into killing us a little more slowly. Or, perhaps, some people think that they don’t really mean what they say, and chalk the whole thing up to some sort of exotic cultural rhetoric. […]
August 22nd, 2006 at 6:01 amPeacemaking…
Go read “How To Negotiate With Terrorists” ( HT: Emorer Misha). Here’s a taste:
August 22nd, 2006 at 5:49 pmA peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker introduces himself. The terrorist kil…