In Chocolate City, it’s not only impermissible to question somebody’s patriotism, it’s also totally out of the question to question somebody’s competence. (Via Hot Air).

Which, given the spectacle of the Nawlins Yellow Submarine Fleet as well as certain Congress Critters’ tendency to hide money wrapped in tinfoil in their freezers, leaves us all wondering if you can ask anything at all in Ray Wonka’s sinkhole of corruption and lackwittedness.

New Orleans District Attorney Eddie Jordan bristled at criticism and walked out of an ABC News Nightline interview when told that law enforcement officials were critical of Jordan’s handling of his office.

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Since last year’s hurricane, there has been growing criticism of Jordan’s office by senior people in law enforcement who say, even with the acknowledged problems caused by Katrina, the District Attorney has not efficiently dealt with a huge backlog of cases, estimated at more than 3,000.

Now, let’s be fair here. It’s hard to be effective when most of your police force, faced with dire circumstances, immediately react by looting stores or hightailing it out of Dodge while your incompetent baboon of a mayor is busy whining about the fact that nobody else is doing his job for him.

Jordan told Ross his questions were “stupid,” when Ross asked Jordan to respond to a comment made by U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales in an ABC News interview earlier this week. “You need to have an effective police department, you need to have the courts operating effectively, you need to have a local prosecutor who is doing his job,” he said.

Brian Ross: Do you think he’s talking about you?

Eddie Jordan: No, because we’re doing our job and I have the evidence to support it.

Brian Ross: You don’t take this then as a criticism from Washington?

Eddie Jordan: I don’t take this as a criticism from Washington because, as I’ve said before, we are taking care of our responsibility. This is ignorance and stupidity on the part of people who don’t know how our system works.

Oh, but we do know “how your system works.” Anybody even remotely familiar with “Tammany Hall” knows how your system “works.” We just don’t approve, is all.

At that point, Jordan’s aide stepped in front of the cameras and announced she was ending the interview.

At that point, Jordon protested that Ross’ questions were “stupid.”

Mr Jordan: We know Stupid. Stupid is a friend of ours. And you’re giving him a bad name.

16 Responses to “Chocolate City Law Enforcement (Or Lack of Same)”
  1. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Well Brian Ross and ABC’s almost news is the source,eh?

    You mean this, “Brian Ross“?…:lol:

    According to American Renaissance Eddie Jordan has problems: Jordan’s Race Bias Trial Set To Begin

    Eddie Jordan, the first African-American to serve as Orleans Parish district attorney, arrived in federal court Monday to defend himself against accusations that he fired white employees in favor of black staff members who were less qualified.

    {snip}

    Judith DeCorte, who worked as a legal assistant in the child support office for 14 years, sued Jordan after he cleaned house days into his first term in January 2003, as Jordan succeeded Harry Connick, the city’s top prosecutor for nearly 30 years.

    Forty-three of her colleagues, all Caucasians except for one Hispanic, joined her in a suit that received a preliminary nod from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

    {snip}

    In court papers, Jordan has said neither race nor job performance were considered during the purge, which cost 56 people from the Connick era their jobs.

    Of the 56 fired, 53 were white, according to the lawsuit. On the day Jordan took office, 57 percent of the administrative and staff employees were Caucasian, as is Connick, and 40 percent were African-American.

    Anyway you cut it, New Orleans is just a waste of tax dollars, a waste of time, and a waste of effort…

  2. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    Not one more thin dime.

  3. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Next time it sinks we need to just rebuild the docks and let the rest stay under.

  4. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Next time it sinks we need to just rebuild the docks and let the rest stay under.

    That one has my vote, that’s for sure.

    With the slight addition that we lock Nagin and his cronies, not to mention the mouthbreathers that voted for him, inside the school buses before it hits.

  5. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote UNITED STATES

    *opens mouth to speak. . . and closes it, biting her tongue*

    After living there for 4.5 years . . . *thinks again*. . .

    You know, I’m reminded again why I stopped writing posts about NO and Katrina. I really don’t like who I am when talking about this. I listen to myself, and a small part of me is horrified at my “lack of comapssion.”

    Whatever, I ran out of compassion for that city and it’s people back in the last century.

    *closes mouth tightly, and walks a little ways off, grumbling under her breath about “professional victims” . . .*

  6. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    Can we just give the Louisiana part of the Louisiana Purchase back to the Frogs???

    Governor Kathleen Babbling MoneyBlackhole and Mayor Raycist Nagro and their Cast of Idiots we’ll throw in for free.

    The bulk of $110 FUCKING BILLION of OUR money has gone to NOLA alone and they are barely back in the 19th century while Mississippi has only gotten a fraction of that and is mostly back into the 21st century. And those Mo’ Cheesers/Po’ Katrineers are screeching for more.

    I don’t know about y’all, but I think there is a problem somewhere…

  7. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe UNITED STATES

    I’m in New Orleans. The bottom line here is PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY! You’re right that Nagin and the gummint ain’t accepting any. The problem is that you and most of the rest of the country are blaming N.O. and its residents, generally. The fact is we’re just the canary in the coal mine. We’ve been steeped in federal entitlement programs and social engineering, here in the deep south, longer and more thoroughly than any other part of this country. Not because we wanted or needed it, but because certain socio- political interests in the 50’s and 60’s figured they could use the “po backward south” as a skinner’s box for social engineering, including forced desegregation and affirmative action. An immense, entrenched, incompetent and dependent underclass and the bureaucracy and political machinery that lives off it, including Nagin, Eddie Jordan (who’s also a Bill Clinton product–appointed Jordan as U.S. Attorney for New Orleans–that’s from wence he and his racist BS came), $Bill Jefferson, and the Landrieu clan, is the result. Guess what, it happened here and it’s happening to greater and lesser extents every where else–it’s f’in’ viral. Many in N.O. are taking responsibility for ourselves and our community. Unfortunately, we didn’t have any real alternatives in the elections, so we went mostly with free market canditates. Certain race-based political machinery was much in evidence, but the justice department only plays one side of that field. No one’s really listening to Nagin’s message, which is probably OK, since he’s an idiot, but there is a plan. The PLAN is that people are gonna rebuild on their private property if they can and want to. FU if you don’t like it–it’s my property. You get to tell me the same thing about your castle or dungeon or mote as the case may be. The nanny gummint people don’t think that’s a plan, but it’s the only real american plan. My neighborhood has been one of the most active in recovery, yet the top notch pro urban planners had us designated as green-space. Now I’m OK with living in the middle of a park, but I’m definitely not OK with gummint demanding my property from me at some sharply discounted f-u rate, as everyone knows they will do, if allowed. One of the best things about N.O. has always been that the local gov’t was always too lazy and incompetent to really cause the individual citizen much trouble. I like that. I like police that sit on their asses and don’t stop me when I speed or make an illegal but safe left turn. I don’t want them getting into drug turf wars–those need to run their course with as much blood shed amongst the participants as possible. I only want to see a cop when I call one or when there’s some big event that needs crowd control–and for that, ours are still the best–just the right balance of laissez faire and kick ass just for kicks to keep a really volatile situation on a nice slow, pleasant simmer. Compare/contrast our crowd control with Pittsburgh after a superbowl or Toledo for no particular reason, or LA, when Lil’ Rodney wanted to get along–not so bad now are we. I don’t want the mayor or city council telling me shit. If I need protection from crime, I know I’m gonna have to pack heat and put in my own security system (I even have a mini version of punji sticks around my house–scum are stealing copper downspouts and pipe off houses–it’s fun to hear em holler). If I want something, I and most of my neighbors don’t go crying to gov’t for it, I either pay for it or go out and get it by whatever legal or at least non-harmful means are necessary. That’s how it is here and I like it. Any real American with some grit would like it, too. It’s about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, not race or anything else. We’ll be fine in N.O. and all across this country, if we can get the feds out of local gov’t and social engineering at every level and focus all levels of gov’t on building and maintaining infra-structure for defense and commerce (which will require decent levees, port, and channel maintenance here). For everything else, natural selection should work just fine.

  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Funny how Bush, FEMA, and everyone else but the residents were to blame for New Orleans’ problems with the levees…

    Yet not a word about the city levee commission, how come?

    Louisiana Officials Could Lose the Katrina Blame Game

    In December of 1995, the Orleans Levee Board, the local government entity that oversees the levees and floodgates designed to protect New Orleans and the surrounding areas from rising waters, bragged in a supplement to the Times-Picayune newspaper about federal money received to protect the region from hurricanes.

    “In the past four years, the Orleans Levee Board has built up its arsenal. The additional defenses are so critical that Levee Commissioners marched into Congress and brought back almost $60 million to help pay for protection,” the pamphlet declared. “The most ambitious flood-fighting plan in generations was drafted. An unprecedented $140 million building campaign launched 41 projects.”

    The levee board promised Times-Picayune readers that the “few manageable gaps” in the walls protecting the city from Mother Nature’s waters “will be sealed within four years (1999) completing our circle of protection.”

    So what happened to those projects or what happened to that money?

  9. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    So what happened to those projects or what happened to that money?

    Well, if I remember correctly, some of it was spent on public parks, fountains and playgrounds. Most likely somebody in the Commission had a cousin who needed the work and the kickbacks.

    I’m sure they looked great as underwater attractions.

  10. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    With the slight addition that we lock Nagin and his cronies, not to mention the mouthbreathers that voted for him, inside the school buses before it hits.

    Oh hell no! We load them up and take them to mexico where we dump them.

    The PLAN is that people are gonna rebuild on their private property if they can and want to. FU if you don’t like it–it’s my property. You get to tell me the same thing about your castle or dungeon or mote as the case may be.

    Fine, do it with your own money, not mine.

  11. Xystus Comment by Xystus UNITED STATES

    I even have a mini version of punji sticks around my house–scum are stealing copper downspouts and pipe off houses–it’s fun to hear em holler

    Now there’s something we could stand with more of! :-)

  12. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe UNITED STATES

    Deathknyte, I am rebuilding with my own money–so F.U. Most New Orleanians who are rebuilding are doing it with their own money. Whatever you’re hearing, the truth on the ground is that Fed. money is not getting to anyone local here. The corruption is on the Fed. bureaucratic level in this one. I’ve paid my taxes, and insurance premiums, and they’ve been rebuilding resort homes and condos all along the east coast and florida gulf every year for decades with my money and yours. I didn’t like that much either, but it’s kind of the price of living in a nation rather than in the Balkans. Once in 40 years New Orleans needs a piece of the same pie, not for luxury vacation spots, but for working people’s homes and vital regional/national infrastructure. Suddenly it’s your and your ilk’s time to bitch and moan. Stop pissing on your fellow citizens and join in any and every effort to get the feds out of our pockets and local concerns. If I had more of my tax dollars in my pocket and the scum in this and every city hadn’t been coddled by federal social programs, we’d have a whole lot fewer problems now.

  13. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    Lemme see here. This little unpleasantness in New Orleans was caused by a Hurricane, which was conjured out of thin air by the Eeevill BusHitler regime. The hurricane was steered toward NO by the new Tricky Dicky. Karl PERSONALLY went to the city, and blew up the levys. This being the plan all along, the explosives were buried in the levys when they were built.

    .

    Twenty years before Karl was born, and the ninth ward was majority white.

    I understand perfectly.

    ———–

    Then following the levy break, flooding, evacuation that for some damn fool reason wasn’t ordered by the local Governments, no doubt because of pressure brought by the Eeevill BusHitler regime, the flooding of the school busses, and Ray hightailing it out of town, relocating his family and everything he ownes to Houston, the remaining residents (no doubt imported from Kansas to increase the violence in the Peaceful city of New Orleans) begin shooting at the rescue workers. Yeah, I can see how that would motivate them!

    ————

    Then, the Governor of Louisiana, the Mayor of New Orleans and the two senators from the State (one each R/D) demand $250 BILLION to rebuild the city. Just some back of the envelope figures, but that is about twice what the city was WORTH prior to the hurricane. For a quarter of a trillion bucks, you could fill in the hole that the water flowed into, pave everything, add a big honkin’ concrete slab, THEN rebuild the city on top of the slab. And have money left for the biggest Mardi Gras ever.

    Right.

    Tell me, Ray, what IS the standard “skim” for Federal Money coming into your fair city?

  14. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    AyUaxe:

    Most New Orleanians who are rebuilding are doing it with their own money. Whatever you’re hearing, the truth on the ground is that Fed. money is not getting to anyone local here.

    There is a reason for that, and you can thank Kathleen:

    Before the Federal Government pays out the money, FEMA requires two things; 1) tell us how much you need. 2) tell us what you are going to spend it on. That’s all, and they seem like fair restrictions to me.

    So far, one year after the event, there has been no, none, ZERO plan submitted from Louisiana. That’s the Governors fault. There have been 4 drafts put on her desk so far, and she and Ray didn’t like any of them.

    Conversely, in Mississippi (where they had a bit of troubles as well), the plan was on the Predisent’s desk on October 1 last year. The residents are currently getting Grant Checks (not a loan) up to $140,000. Yes, the feds are slow. Comes with our system of government. But put the blame fairly.

  15. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    And just to reiterate MY big problem with all the pissing and moaning, and it goes back to the beginning:

    Between 24 and 48 hours out, EVERYBODY knew this was gonna hit NO. Katrina was a cat 5 hurricane at that point. Every Stage of Govenment, and the residents who were paying attention SHOULD have known that the levy’s weren’t gonna make it, since they were only certified for a cat 3 storm surge.

    Me, personally, if I know there is a cat 5 hurricane heading for ME, and I get two days warning, I am not going to get my shoes wet. I’m so outahere it will make a sound as the air rushes into where I was standing.

  16. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe UNITED STATES

    LC Wil is on target on both points. People who were paying attention and weren’t prepared to stay through a real natural catastrophe did leave. It was the largest evacuation of any U.S. metro area ever. Only those who were in some state of dependency, either from laziness and stupidity (which welfare encouraged) or tragedy (elderly and hospital patients) were stuck. Nagin and others told the populace if they didn’t leave, there’d be no help. That’s how it should’ve stayed. Then emergency rescue resources could’ve focused on the relatively few folks who were tragically stuck and natural selection would have taken care of the rest. I guess it is a commendable sense of humanity, though, that wouldn’t let that happen. Those “stuck on stupid” people, though, are the biggest problem monetarily and culturally among the citizenry. They are everywhere, but the ones in and from N.O. just currently have the limelight. In gummint, Blanco is definitely the biggest problem for Louisiana. It’s worth noting, Nagin supported her Republican opponent, Bobby Jindal (who’s been doing a great job in congress and delivered his own baby when his wife’s labor progressed faster than expected last week–Dude, that’s taking personal responsibility seriously). Blanco and Nagin should’ve been forced to step down or been put down as of Sept. 1, 2005, along with Brownie and an assortment of other fed. and local officials (Orleans Levee Bd near the top of the list), if for no other reason than to make an example to gummint types everywhere that such incompetence and selfishness won’t be tolerated by the people. Our votes are just too diluted, particularly with Jesse Jackson’s buses rolling in, to get that point across incisively in elections.