Mrs M. of the CIA, (No. Not THAT CIA.) gives Chuck “The Schmuck” Schumer (D-Graft) both barrels after he pulled out his tampon and started bleeding all over the place about the state of disrepair of the United Pedophiles & Genocidal Dictator Fellators Association™ (aka “The Useless Nitwits) building on Turtle Bay.

“The United Nations’ grave state of disrepair may be hidden, but it is putting the health and safety of thousands who work within the building and in the area in a real degree of danger,” Schumer told a news conference on the street in front of the landmark complex.

Hidden my redneck butt! The disrepair of the Useless Nitwits is out in the open for all to see Chucky. Making the building pretty isn’t going to change the mess that’s taking place inside it. The real danger here is allowing these Raping, Pillaging, Money Grubbing Criminals to remain in the US!

Go read it all. She sticks her boot so far up Lil’ Chuckie’s ass that he’s got two tongues flapping around inside his piehole now.

F.E.T.E.

UPDATE: Oh what the Hell… We can’t resist the temptation, so we’ve added our own intemperate commentary below the fold. Don’t miss Mrs M’s original, though. — Darth Misha I.

NEW YORK — The United Nations is a disaster waiting to happen

Wrong, Upchuck. They’re a disaster that has been happening for well over half a century.

a potential towering inferno that could be as devastating for workers, staff and visitors as the terror attacks on the World Trade Center’s twin towers, a U.S. senator said Sunday.

It’d be a 9/11 in reverse, actually. The dancing in the streets and ululating wouldn’t be taking place in the paleosimian terrortories this time, it’d be going on all over the United States instead.

Calling the 39-story, glass-walled Secretariat building on the East River a “firetrap” that violates many sections of New York City’s building code,

So evict them. By all means. Hop to it. Let no corrupt, thieving, lying bastard Useless Nitwit be left behind.

Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., said U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan and U.S. Ambassador John Bolton should “make it a priority” to force through a $1.6 billion renovation program.

His Majesty isn’t a demolition expert, but surely a bit of explosives, a few dozers and a convoy of dump trucks can’t be all that expensive?

“The United Nations’ grave state of disrepair may be hidden, but it is putting the health and safety of thousands who work within the building and in the area in a real degree of danger,” Schumer told a news conference on the street in front of the landmark complex.

The United Nations’ grave state of corruption, blatant support of terrorism, criminal child prostitution rings, “emergency food supplies for kickbacks and sexual favors” schemes and constant attacks upon democracies are putting the health and safety of millions in a very real and often lethal degree of danger every single day of their useless continued existence.

And your point?

Schumer painted a dire picture of what would happen if the complex, a world-famous landmark since 1952 that has 6,000 workers and has averaged 400,000 visitors a year by the U.N.’s own count, were to be hit by a major fire.

His Majesty gets a big fat smile on his face just thinking about it.

He said the glass tower, the first “international style” skyscraper built in New York City, has no internal sprinkler system, is full of dangerous asbestos, and its driveway, above an underground garage, probably would collapse from the weight of fire trucks and other emergency equipment.

Damn you, Upchuck. Now we’ve got wood as well!

He cited U.N. Undersecretary Christopher Burnham’s testimony to Congress in July 2005 that a fire could engulf the skyscraper, “in minutes,” and that even a broken steam pipe could be calamitous by spewing asbestos through a large area.

All hypothetical. We need raw data from a live test.

United Nations officials could not be reached on Sunday for comment on Schumer’s claims. Calls to the organization’s media liaison office were not immediately returned.

Sadly, there were no indications that their failure to return calls was due to inhalation of large amounts of asbestos and/or the building collapsing on their worthless heads.

The 18-acre site, donated by John D. Rockefeller Jr., is officially international territory, therefore not subject to city code enforcement. But because the city responds to emergencies there, the U.N. edifices should meet local health and safety standards, Schumer said. He called the Secretariat building the largest in the city that does not meet safety codes.

It’s also the largest organization in the world that doesn’t meet even the most basic of moral and ethic codes.

He said that while he disagrees with many specific policies of the world body, the renovation issue was primarily a local concern because of how a calamity there would affect New Yorkers.

How, exactly? The sudden freeing up of valuable real estate for actually useful purposes? The reduction in traffic congestion caused by 24-limo motorcades of corrupt dictatorships with the GDP of Little Rock AR ferrying genocidal tyrants to and from their meetings on how to best divide the loot?

The plan to renovate the complex and bring it up to code has been in talking stages since 2000 but has been bogged down in political and bureaucratic delays, Schumer said, adding that “every day it is not done adds another $225,000 to the cost.”

It also brings all of us one day closer to the joyous occasion when they’re either kicked out and told to go pitch their tents in Burkina Faso or the whole rotten box of parasites collapses on itself and buries that blight upon humanity for good.

Don’t you just hate those depressing “glass half empty” types? We know we do.

The U.N.’s Fifth Committee, the body charged with spending oversight, is scheduled to further debate renovation cost issues in October.

You bring the gasoline, we’ll bring the marshmallows and graham crackers.

Under the U.N.’s existing assessment formula, the United States would pay 22 percent of the cost of renovation.

Fuck you.

Would you like fries with that?

But the plan has stalled in part over the refusal of Congress to approve expenditures that are not “transparent,” and by the New York state legislature’s rejection of plans for alternative space to house the world body’s operations for three to four years.

There’s a lot free space in Turtle Bay that would fit nicely.

At the bottom of it, to be specific.

The state senate rejected a plan to turn over a nearby playground _ ironically named for New York’s “master builder,” Robert Moses _ for a temporary United Nations headquarters.

The official in charge of the renovation program, Louis Frederick Reuter IV, resigned in June, saying he was frustrated by bureaucratic and political wrangling that have resulted in years of delay and massive cost overruns.

Not as frustrated as the rest of us are that the building and the global crime syndicate that infests it is still there.

Developer Donald Trump later offered to do the job for $600 million to $700 million _ half the U.N.’s cost estimate _ manage the project and waive his own fees.

“They don’t know what they want, they don’t know what they have, they don’t know what they’re doing,” Trump told a Senate hearing.

And thus The Donald perfectly summed up half a century of Useless Nitwits incompetence, malfeasance and criminal behavior.

We’ll just let him handle the Fiskings from now on.

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