Unless you’ve been living in a cave (and if you have, would it be too much of an inconvenience for you to remind Osama that we still need that October Surprise video for broadcast just prior to the midterms? Keeping this Neocon HalliburtonHitlerZionistIlluminati Cabal running is actually hard work, you know — sorry, had a liberal moment there), you’re undoubtedly aware of CNN’s Kyra Phillips inadvertently broadcasting her trip to the ladies’ room to the nation because she forgot to switch the mic off, revealing details about her personal life that she probably didn’t intend to be broadcast all over the world.

Funny as Hell, if you ask us, and funny in a genuinely “ha-ha” funny sort of way. Unless you happen to be Kyra, of course. Talk about the-nightmare-in-which-you-suddenly-discover-that-you’re-buck-naked-in-public times 10. She’s a nice girl and even His Majesty felt genuinely sorry for her, an emotion that came as a shock to him, not being familiar with such archaic and useless terms as “compassion.”

So how do you handle it?

Well, it’s probably no surprise to anybody who wasn’t born yesterday that the incident made it to Letterman’s, more specifically Letterman’s trademark Top 10.

So what did Kyra do?

She showed up and read the Top 10 aloud herself, on national TeeVee.

Way to go, girl.

Seriously.

His Imperial Majesty has always had a soft spot, a very tiny one of course, given that he’s a callous, heartless bastard, for those who have the ability to make fun of themselves, and going on national TeeVee to make fun of what has to be one of the most embarrassing moments in her life is just about as much in line with the Imperial 11th Commandment, “Thou Shalt Not Take Thyself Too Seriously”, as you can possibly get.

Now, if we could only get you to cross to the Dark Side, Kyra.

At any rate: Respect.

5 Responses to “How To Do It, Imperial Style”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant UNITED STATES

    That’s actually the best Top 10 I’ve heard in a while.

    Oh, and my quarterly first…!!! :-)

  2. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    :lol:

    Sire-

    Unless you’ve been living in a cave

    Posted by Emperor Darth Misha I @ 2:26 am

    Without a clock as normal humans keep somewhat more regular hours.

    uuggghhgurrggggllleeeee, strange tightness in my throat…c a n t b r e a t h e

  3. Unregistered Comment by Pablo UNITED STATES

    Now, if we could only get you to cross to the Dark Side, Kyra.

    For your consideration: Her bio

    Phillips has extensive police, SWAT and weapons training. She also has reported on and participated in specialized aviation training with the Navy’s elite TOPGUN School.

    Mmmmmm….weapons.

    And those who hate her.

    Nicely played, Mr. Rove.

  4. Emperor Darth Misha I Comment by Emperor Darth Misha I UNITED STATES

    Well damn! Looks like she’s already ON the Dark Side. Thanks, Pablo!

    Who’d have thunk? And at CNN too.

    OK, now I have one more reason to like her.

  5. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    She may be making fun of it, but how is her sister in law taking being called a control freak on national television? Or her brother, now that it is known that he lets his wife control him?