Unless you’ve been living in a cave (and if you have, would it be too much of an inconvenience for you to remind Osama that we still need that October Surprise video for broadcast just prior to the midterms? Keeping this Neocon HalliburtonHitlerZionistIlluminati Cabal running is actually hard work, you know — sorry, had a liberal moment there), you’re undoubtedly aware of CNN’s Kyra Phillips inadvertently broadcasting her trip to the ladies’ room to the nation because she forgot to switch the mic off, revealing details about her personal life that she probably didn’t intend to be broadcast all over the world.
Funny as Hell, if you ask us, and funny in a genuinely “ha-ha” funny sort of way. Unless you happen to be Kyra, of course. Talk about the-nightmare-in-which-you-suddenly-discover-that-you’re-buck-naked-in-public times 10. She’s a nice girl and even His Majesty felt genuinely sorry for her, an emotion that came as a shock to him, not being familiar with such archaic and useless terms as “compassion.”
So how do you handle it?
Well, it’s probably no surprise to anybody who wasn’t born yesterday that the incident made it to Letterman’s, more specifically Letterman’s trademark Top 10.
So what did Kyra do?
She showed up and read the Top 10 aloud herself, on national TeeVee.
Way to go, girl.
Seriously.
His Imperial Majesty has always had a soft spot, a very tiny one of course, given that he’s a callous, heartless bastard, for those who have the ability to make fun of themselves, and going on national TeeVee to make fun of what has to be one of the most embarrassing moments in her life is just about as much in line with the Imperial 11th Commandment, “Thou Shalt Not Take Thyself Too Seriously”, as you can possibly get.
Now, if we could only get you to cross to the Dark Side, Kyra.
At any rate: Respect.
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That’s actually the best Top 10 I’ve heard in a while.
Oh, and my quarterly first…!!!
September 1st, 2006 at 6:03 amSire-
Without a clock as normal humans keep somewhat more regular hours.
uuggghhgurrggggllleeeee, strange tightness in my throat…c a n t b r e a t h e
September 1st, 2006 at 6:26 amFor your consideration: Her bio
Mmmmmm….weapons.
And those who hate her.
Nicely played, Mr. Rove.
September 1st, 2006 at 8:54 amWell damn! Looks like she’s already ON the Dark Side. Thanks, Pablo!
Who’d have thunk? And at CNN too.
OK, now I have one more reason to like her.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:33 amShe may be making fun of it, but how is her sister in law taking being called a control freak on national television? Or her brother, now that it is known that he lets his wife control him?
September 1st, 2006 at 5:16 pm