Bill “Chamberlain” Frist Makes Election Day a Range Day for His Majesty (UPDATED)
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Politics, Public Announcements, Useless Swine4:19 pm
The only, repeat the ONLY reason that was left for His Imperial Warmongeriness to continue supporting the GOP was that they promised to kill terrorists and blow their shit up.
They’ve betrayed every single other conservative principle, so that one last issue was, literally, the last one in their favor.
It is no more, according to “Republican” Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (piss be upon him).
The senator said he had been warned to expect attacks in Afghanistan to increase. There appears to be an “unlimited flow” of Afghans and foreigners, he said, “willing to pick up arms and integrate themselves with the Taliban.”
He said the only way to win in places like Qalat is to “assimilate people who call themselves Taliban into a larger, more representative government.”
“Approaching counterinsurgency by winning hearts and minds will ultimately be the answer,” Frist said. “Military versus insurgency one-to-one doesn’t sound like it can be won. It sounds to me … that the Taliban is everywhere.”
Are you afraid of the big, scawwy tewwowist, Biwwy? So afraid that the only option left now is to negotiate with and win the “hearts and minds” of the swine that caused THIS?:
Those are the animals that you’ve decided that it is “hopeless” to fight and that we now need to court and tease to the negotiating table so that we can make concessions to them?
For YEARS His Majesty has been mocking liberals claiming that the GOP weren’t serious about fighting terrorists, for YEARS he has been supporting you RINO assholes against his better judgment because you were the only ones promising to NEVER forgive, NEVER forget, NEVER waver, NEVER relent and NEVER compromise.
That was the ONLY reason left to support you.
Well, it turns out that maybe the liberals were right.
You’re not serious.
Neither are they, but seeing as how the only remaining difference between you and them is now gone, you can ALL go ceremoniously fuck yourselves on this and every subsequent election day.
We’re headed for the range instead.
Not only to vent off some steam, but also because it is now clear that if America is to be defended, we’re going to have to do it ourselves.
You page-buggering, pork-barreling pissheads in Washington can’t be trusted with it, NONE of you, and you are now well and truly useless to us. Live or die, get re-elected or thrown out, we don’t give a good Imperial Shit anymore.
You’re dead to us.
ALL of you.
UPDATE: Mary Katharine Ham slams it out of the park and expects a “clarifying statement” from the dickhead.
Here’s the wording of the only clarifying statement His Imperial Majesty will accept: “I, Bill Frist, realize that I’m the most worthless sack of scrotum sweat to ever disgrace humanity, I realize that I have the brains of a squished roach and I realize that nobody who ever suggested letting terrorist swine form part of any government, anywhere, for ANY reason, should never be allowed outside of fwance. As a consequence, I hereby resign my post and vow to go live out my worthless life as assistant urinal licker for Jacques Chirac. May G-d bless you all by letting you forget completely that I ever wasted a single oxygen molecule and defiled the soil of the United States with my presence for so many years.”
Anything less than that is a no sale, as far as we’re concerned.
Until then, any party that has that surrender monkey as its Majority Leader will be denied my vote in perpetuity.
UPDATE the 2nd: The spineless weasel has “clarified”, but since his clarification doesn’t involve his immediate resignation and promise to never once in his life even THINK about running for office, any office, again, it’s not good enough. Too bad, so sad, now fuck off, and take your Party of Milquetoast with you.
Oh, he speaks a good game about being misquoted out of context and everything, claiming that he didn’t say that vermin that call themselves Taliban should be included in the political process, “only” vermin that “might potentially sympathize” with the Taliban.
And that’s supposed to make us feel all warm and fuzzy again? Try again, you triangulating, two-tongued son of a bitch. So we’re supposed to be fine with having sacrificed the blood of heroes so that mongrels sympathizing with these animals…
…can become part of government?
No creature alive on this planet that can look at images like that one, or these, or these, or these, look at them and NOT immediately be filled with murderous rage and an uncompromising, holy determination to rip the living hearts out of the chest of every single one of the subhuman filth responsible, much LESS be “potentially sympathetic” toward them need to be part of any government, anywhere, ever.
They need to be dead.
And Bill Frist needs a job more suitable for him and his atrophied, poppy seed testicles.
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October 2nd, 2006 at 4:31 pm[…] Emperor Misha: The only, repeat the ONLY reason that was left for His Imperial Warmongeriness to continue supporting the GOP was that they promised to kill terrorists and blow their shit up. […]
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:50 pmI’ve known for a long time that the only difference in these two groups of power-mad, self serving swine is the symbol of their party.
Stock up on ammo and get more range time in is my advice to any REAL Americans left out there. The defense of our country is in OUR hands, ’cause these pricks will only “Protect and Serve” their own best interest.
The rest of us are on our own.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:51 pmThat thing I said last week about you getting soft?
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:58 pmI’m feeling a little better about ya now.
“Well, it turns out that maybe the liberals were right.”
Jesus Christ, I think Hell just froze over. I could ask what took so long for a smart guy like you to figure out that these bastards were full of shit, but forget it- better late than never. They talk a lot of smack, but they’re obviously more concerned about stopping poker over the internet and sending dirty emails to kids. Throw these bums out.
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:02 pmhttp://www.volpac.org/index.cfm?FuseAction=Blogs.View&Blog_id=483&Month=10&Year=2006 misquoted/misused quote:
“National reconciliation is a necessary and an urgent priority … but America will never negotiate with terrorists or support their entry into Afghanistan’s government.”
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:03 pmWell, it looks like 2006 is going to be the first time I actually sit out an election. Worst of all, it looks like it won’t be the last.
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:04 pmFrist Says Taliban Quote Was Out Of Context; America Will Never Negotiate With Terrorists…
Senator Frist is making it known that the earlier reports from the AP were taken out of context.
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:32 pmI’m currently overseas visiting our troops in Afghanistan, but I wanted to take a moment to address an Associated Press story titled, “Frist: Taliban…
“Stock up on ammo and get more range time in is my advice to any REAL Americans left out there. The defense of our country is in OUR hands”
Amen to that!
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:34 pmLet me also say that if it does come down to that, I will not distinguish between muzzies or thier enablers. Might as well take out both bags of shit at once.
Winning Hearts and Minds?…..
They have to possess them before we can win them.
Thank God Frist is retiring….
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:44 pmEt Tu, Senator Frist?…
As Jay puts it, I think Frist has lost his freakin’ mind:
U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Monday that the Afghan guerrilla war can never be won militarily and called for efforts to bring the Taliban and their supporters into the Afghan …
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:50 pmAnd he has until November 6th to do so.
Or I get a day off.
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:37 pmWell…that ought to put paid to Bill Frist’s Presidential aspirations. Now if only we can get John McCain to say something similarly stupid…
…Although I can’t quite bring myself to say that “Maybe the liberals were right.” At best, they’re just only slightly more wrong. :furious_tb: :wallbash_tb: :thumbdown_tb:
October 2nd, 2006 at 7:12 pmHad this scat hit the dnc punchbowl, damage control would stash him in the bunker, the spin machine would be cranked to 451 degrees f, and he’d rip the office curtains as they dragged his a$$ out.
Lib’s STILL have no plan for success.
October 2nd, 2006 at 7:59 pmWhen I look at those pictures I get furious. I get the same reaction when I hear this kind of bullshit or that asshole Murtha talk.
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:04 pmHowever, we have troops in harms way defending our rights and freedoms. I will not let them down by refusing to excercise those rights and freedoms and that’s what I think I’d be doing by boycotting the ballot box. They have their duty and I have mine!
All the more reason for term limits. The president has them…time for congress, too. Boot the appeasers out of office.
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:17 pmFrist is retiring…His open Senator seat is up for grabs in TN.
Save the ammo.
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:23 pmteqjack,
“National reconciliation is a necessary and an urgent priority … but America will never negotiate with terrorists or support their entry into Afghanistan’s government.”
I’ll be honest, I don’t respect anyone who selectively picks out bits and pieces of quotes in order to spin. I love Ann Coulter, but frankly she’s the master of that.
However
In the quote I took directly from your post, there’s the deadly “…” What happened in between.
I do agree with Sen. Frist that we should have closer ties with the Taliban. We should certainly invite them to negotiations and welcome them.
I’m thinking 200 yards would do, but I’m going to err on the side of caution and wait ’till they’re within 150 yards.
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:29 pmWhy take unnecessary chances?
Sadly yes, we will have to defend ourselves. Now just wait for these gutless appeasers, from both parties, to come after your guns, for your own good of course…..I used to think dee and are stood for two political parties, now I’m beginning to think dead and red.
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October 2nd, 2006 at 8:52 pmFrist is a sniveling pansy. We didn’t go to stomp some islamofascist taliban slugs in Afghanistan so that we could give them a say in the govt. Find the taliban, kill the taliban. If there are many taliban then drop some MOAB’s. If that doesn’t work turn it up a notch. If towns declare themselves as taliban strongholds then obliterate that town. Let word get out; there will be wholesale slaughter of taliban and their supporters.
Frist, go feed the pigeons.
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:12 pmMisquoted Update…
The lesson of Bill Frist must be don’t believe everything you read about what some people say. Because soon they will say something different. Or say they were misquoted. Trust me. Trust me the second time I say something. When you have to cite…
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:35 amYou got a ‘5′ out of me for that “poppy-seed testicles” remark. As the general said at the end of Good Morning, Vietnam, …now THAT’s funny!”
GOP = Get Oou Pronto.
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:55 amThat should be Out…coffee pot’s broken this morning. Makes me want to “Correct” someone (as the butler said in The Shining).
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:56 amYou’re not serious.
Neither are they, but seeing as how the only remaining difference between you and them is now gone, you can ALL go ceremoniously fuck yourselves on this and every subsequent election day.
So, lemme’ see if I got this straight…
After a coupla’ rounds, you’re Throwning in the Towel ???
Before you do THAT, consider the alternative, and don’t be as big a Moron as Frist.
Jus’ sayin’
October 3rd, 2006 at 11:02 am“A coupla’ rounds?”
Let’s see:
No Child Left Behind.
Medicare Prescription Viagra for Gramps Boondoggle.
We’re Bringing al-Sadr to Justice. Oh Wait, No We’re Not.
The Ray Nagin Retirement Fund.
“Religion of Peace.”
Harriet Miers.
McCain/Feingold (”I Know it’s Unconstitutional, I’ve Said So in Public and Promised to Veto it, But I’ll Just Sign it Anyways.”
No Deals With Terrorist (Unless They’re Hamas or Hezbollah).
No Distinction Between Terrorists and Their Supporters (Unless They’re Syria or Iran).
Out of Control Spending.
And that’s just a few. I can add more.
Then, as the last straw: “We Need to Negotiate With Terrorists, Because We Can’t Win Militarily.”
What’s left for me to support?
No, I’m not throwing in the towel. I’m leaving the match. A pox on both of their nadless houses.
I’m tired of being told to eat shit sandwiches, then being told that I’m an ungrateful son of a bitch for refusing to smile and say “thank you Sir, may I have another?”
So don’t give me any of the “don’t go wobbly now” nonsense. I’m “wobbly” because I refuse to support the wobblers?
Now that’s rich.
Booga, booga, booga.
I don’t support parties whose ONLY argument is “we’re not the other guys.” I leave that to Moonbats.
If the RINOs want my support, they’ll have to earn it, and earn it with something quite a bit more substantive than that. I’m not their indentured servant, and they don’t own me OR my support.
I’m not voting for the other side either, I’d rather chew my own arm off than do that, I’m just telling them to go fuck themselves. If they want a fucking slave, the very least they can do is to pay the asking price. Or ANY price, for that matter.
I’ve eaten shit for FIVE FUCKING YEARS because they were the only ones promising to kill terrorists and win the war. That was the ONLY value of mine that they hadn’t yet shat upon while laughing in my face.
Now they’ve thrown that one out as well, so there’s really no reason whatsoever for me to stay anymore.
No, Frist is not “just another lone nut”, he’s the Senate Majority Leader, and as long as that’s the case, then I have to assume that the other morons share or accept his values.
Yes, I know that he’s retiring.
He has until November 6th to do so if the Party of Stupid wants any support of mine.
October 3rd, 2006 at 12:19 pmIf you’re unhappy with the short term results, or because of what a coupla’ RINOS have done, and will GIVE UP–CUT N’ RUN, you ARE a moonbat.
We have men at war, showing what THEY’RE made of, the least you could do is, show us what YOU’RE made of, and quit acting like a li’l spoiled sissy-girl.
It’s time to reach down…This is a LONG HAUL.
There’s an AGENDA…That agenda would NEVER be accomplished, without you.
yaaaar !!!
October 3rd, 2006 at 1:46 pmFurthermore…
Republicans need MORE power at this point in time…Not LESS.
Straighten up, Soldier.
October 3rd, 2006 at 1:56 pmYou know, much as I disagree with your argument, and I’m being generous in even referring to it as one, it DID provide me with the answer that I need in order to figure out what to do about November, so thank you. Really, I’m honest.
I’ll ask the soldiers (see the new post on the site).
They’re just about the only group worth listening to anymore with all of the endless pussification going on here at home, and they’ll always have my undying support and respect.
Because they, unlike the pissant RINOs in DC, have earned it.
A thousand times over.
October 3rd, 2006 at 3:46 pm