Time to Put the Smackdown on Phred Phelps and his Inbred Fucktards (UPDATED)
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Fry Them, Now!, Useless Swine11:28 am
The controversial anti-homosexual Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., plans to stage a protest at the funerals of the five Amish girls executed in their Pennsylvania school, according to a flyer posted on the church’s Web site.
The church is protesting the funerals because of the attendance of Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who has spoken out against the church publicly, the flyer says. Both Amish and non-Amish residents of Lancaster County — where the shooting took place — have vowed to not allow any protesters anywhere near the funeral services.
Take it one step further: Don’t allow them to ever steal oxygen again.
If we learn later that an unspecified number of Phred Phelps’ Syphilitic Hellspawn were killed in uncommonly brutal ways, we won’t as much as try to feign outrage, disgust or concern.
We’ll be too busy whooping it up, dancing the Happy Dance and buying drinks for every stranger we meet.
And if the local Police Dept up there suddenly develop a strange case of collective, spontaneous amnesia regarding what happened and who did what afterwards, we’ll just call it an Act of G-d and make another donation to a charity of our choice to show our gratitude.
No, we won’t be apologizing for our “eliminationist, hyperbolic rhetoric” either, so all of you bedwetters out there can go kiss our Imperial Ass.
Some things should never be tolerated.
EVER.
Oh, but the inbred pigs are willing to negotiate:
But the daughter of the church’s pastor, Rev. Fred Phelps, told FOXNews.com on Wednesday the church would cancel the protests if given media time on radio and television as a platform to espouse Westboro’s beliefs.
Isn’t that cute? Other than fucking their first cousins and wasting valuable nutrients that deserving bacteria will have to go without as a result, they’re into blackmail as well.
“We’ll graciously refrain from pissing, defecating and vomiting on the graves of those five innocent girls if you’ll give in to our list of demands.”
Here’s the deal, Phelpswhore: We’ll graciously refrain from killing every last siblingfucking one of you if you’ll do us the favor of killing yourselves first.
Oh, and in case you’re interested, here’s a sample of the compassion and empathy of the “Christians” of Phred Phelps’ Phuckhead Phraternity:
“Those Amish people, everyone is sitting around talking about those poor little girls — blah, blah, blah — they brought the wrath upon themselves,” Phelps-Roper said, adding that the Amish “don’t serve God, they serve themselves.”
G-d helps those who help themselves, and we can’t think of a more worthy example of self-help than wiping you scum off the face of the planet because, frankly, you’re an unsustainable waste of resources as long as your body temperatures are above ambient, not to mention a major embarrassment to the Christian faith.
So here’s to hoping that G-d helps somebody end your vile presence on His planet.
UPDATE: Looks like Mike Gallagher took them up on it and offered them an hour on his show if they’d stay the fuck away. We suppose it can be debated whether one should give in to blackmail as a matter of principle, but we also have to think about the loved ones of those poor girls, so we’ll instead thank Mike for taking one for the team.
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Somebody needs to put this piece of shit in his place. Preferrably via a 7.62mm round to the head.
October 4th, 2006 at 11:34 amJust when the fuck is somebody gonna kill (as in dead) this useless cocksucker?
Amen to that, brother. :guns_tb:
October 4th, 2006 at 11:36 amWe’re pretty disgusted about that up here in Pennsylvania. But I hope we get no anti-protesters; the children and their families certainly don’t deserve the Phelps crew, but they also don’t deserve a zoo. Let the parents and community bury their children and mourn in peace.
October 4th, 2006 at 11:57 amRWP do you really think phelps will stay away if nobody shows up to counter-protest?
If so, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:00 pmI’m game for a counter-protest. Any takers in the area?
October 4th, 2006 at 12:04 pmThe key strategy here is all about access to the media. This is the sole motivation of these shitstains.
To them, negative publicity is just as good as positive publicity — they can’t distinguish the difference between the two. Without any publicity, they are pathetic and unknown. With publicity, they are just pathetic.
Media should quit giving these shitstains any publicity. No interviews, no coverage, nothing. If they happen to ‘disappear’, nobody should even miss them enough to even comment on them.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:07 pmI believe in everyone’s right to free speech, but in the case of Fred Phelps and his crew, I believe that an exception needs to be made.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:07 pmIsn’t there any way obscenity laws can be levelled against him?
Trust me, if it were up to me, the poor families wouldn’t notice a thing.
Other than the mysterious, sudden appearance of small clouds of pink mist next to the Phelpsers’ heads. I’d even use a silencer and stay downwind from the marks, just to make sure.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:41 pmThe deal is made…
Mike Gallagher has Shirley Phelps Roper on the radio right now, and he’s offering a deal. He’s going to trade them an hour of national airtime if she promises they’ll leave those girls’ funerals alone. He first offered her and her “church” $50,000, but she wouldn’t take that. But Shirley is going to agree to the airtime, but she says only if it’s before the funerals. She said “we won’t go to the funerals.” Yeah, right…
12:38 P.M. EST - Shirley-girl is going to do it. The WBC is going to put out a press release to that effect, and that’s part of the deal.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:46 pmNo, I don’t think he’ll stay away. That’s not the point. Have you been following this? Do you have any idea how tragic and evil this shooting was — especially since a noble, quiet, devout, and dignified people such as the Amish were targeted by this child molester?
Sure, if anybody can get rid of Phelps with nobody noticing, more power to you. But two groups screaming at each other is far worse than just one.
Maybe I’m just too close to it — it happened only a couple of hours drive from here. But right at the moment, I couldn’t care less about Foley or Hastert or anything else. This shooting was unimaginably evil.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:48 pmWestboro Hate Cult To Protest Amish Funeral Of Slain Girls…
Update via Ms. Underestimated:
October 4th, 2006 at 12:51 pmMike Gallagher has Shirley Phelps Roper on the radio right now, and he’s offering a deal. He’s going to trade them an hour of national airtime if she promises they’ll leave those girls’ funerals alone. He first…
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October 4th, 2006 at 1:09 pmDon’t we have a whole Patriot Act about terroristic threats to influence people’s/organisational actions?
I’d say this counts, no? Never thought I’d say this, but where the hell are this countries angry loners with weapons when we need them? Can we get a Travis Bickle on this pronto?
October 4th, 2006 at 1:18 pmWestboro Hate Cult to Protest Amish Funeral…
The English are causing even more problems for the Amish.
This is a perfect example of exact opposite interpretations of the same religion. The hate cult is simply using the Amish for their own publicity and material enrichment. I would say they s…..
October 4th, 2006 at 1:55 pmBut… But… But… But Phelps might just do something that will bolster the pseudo news media’s “ITS ALL BUSH’S FAULT” campaign…
October 4th, 2006 at 2:20 pmTravis Bickle you say? I’m game.
Yeah, Freddie Phelps may die, in an ironic manner, the Amish may kick his ass. This Phelps bastard needs to be beaten to a pulp by the real Christians, and then somehow videotape his reaction when God sends his ass straight to hell. 72 Sheep for Fred Phelps, put a rush on that. No 72 rams, with sharp horns.
October 4th, 2006 at 2:36 pmBest thing would be to catch all of them inside their church, chain the doors and set it on fire. Shoot those that try to escape. Women, children, dogs, cats, etc. Kill them all so their defective DNA is gone. The gene pool will thank you.
October 4th, 2006 at 2:47 pmI’m not sure but what letting them espouse their views is the absolute best way in the world to deal with them. We all have a God-given right to make absolute jackasses of ourselves in public.
I like the fact, too, that they’re being so generous with airtime. Do you know how hard it is to fill an hour of time without looking like a total idiot?
October 4th, 2006 at 2:50 pmI live and Lancaster County and this has so sickened me I’d be willing to go down there tomorrow just to help block them from getting anywhere near the funeral. It doesn’t have to be a shouting match near the funeral. Just don’t let them get there in the first place.
October 4th, 2006 at 2:54 pmAre you sure these Phelps phucks aren’t moslems? They certainly act like they are. “Any publicity” is the type the assholes for allah seem to thrive on as much as the phelps phucktards.
Death to Islam, and
October 4th, 2006 at 3:20 pmtheir mediot stooges!
Duty, Honor, Country
(in THAT order)
Rowane
Unbelievable that anyone with any decency has to negotiate with these evil, disrespectful, slimebuckets.
I remember when law enforcement guaran-damn-tee’d that people like this wouldn’t dare set foot in the same town, much less show up at something as solemn as a funeral.
Have we gone mad as a society? Where’s that idiot that was on here defending the ACLU? Didn’t they defend this cult’s “right” to harass funerals? Wonder what he thinks about this? What if it had been his little girl that was murdered by that bastard?
F**k you very much, ACLU! You’re responsible for allowing a lot of this evil on our society.
October 4th, 2006 at 3:31 pmAs posted on my blog, if you want to help:
The Old Order Amish have set up two funds, both through Coatesville Savings at 1082 Georgetown Road, Paradise, PA 17562:
The “Nickel Mines Children Fund” and the “Roberts Family Fund, for Children of the Roberts Family.”
Note to Fred Phelps: The Amish set up a fund for the children of the man who murdered their children. This is Christianity in action.
October 4th, 2006 at 3:42 pmBeing someone who is used to expecting the worse in people, this certainly puts a lump in my throat.
G-d love them.
October 4th, 2006 at 3:50 pmGoing to these funerals and protesting these bags of shit is the absolute wrong thing to do! My understanding is the services would be held in private homes on private property. The Phelps family wouldn’t get close anyways without trespassing and that would not be the thing to do! I have a feeling the local law enforcement would and will look out for these people and see to it their privacy is respected.
October 4th, 2006 at 4:30 pmThey are the ones who saw the carnage, one of them held a child in their arms when she died. I don’t think they will take it lightly if these vermin show up with their hate spewing crap! The best you can do at this point is to keep them in your prayers if you are so inclined and perhaps send a couple bucks to the funds set up.
Yes, I’d drop the hammer on any one or all of these scumbags if given the opportunity but the time is not now!
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October 4th, 2006 at 5:07 pmAs long as he wants to take his “media time” on a local Philly call-in show, the mutt’s got himself a deal.
The natives can be…restless.
October 4th, 2006 at 6:29 pmMisha,
October 4th, 2006 at 7:00 pmYou just made me spray coke on the laptop.
Al Gore is a Phred Phelps Phan…..
Stinking pieces of shit…every damn one of them.
October 4th, 2006 at 8:02 pmThey seek to blackmail us with soldiers’ blood? Funny, I found myself thinking about my .45 just now……….
October 4th, 2006 at 8:29 pm[…] Westboro Baptist is going to picket the funerals of the dead Amish girls. Posted by Ian S. in […]
October 4th, 2006 at 10:14 pmThose retards were planning to disrupt a funeral in Madras, OR this year … but word got out that the members of the veterans group involved had discovered that it is merely a misdemeanor to walk up to one of these pukes and beat him up bare-handed.
This was a Marine veteran’s group, BTW.
For some reason they cancelled their visit here to Oregon.
I suspect that the Madras Police and the Wasco Co. Sheriff’s office let them know what the rumors were, and that they had decided they did not have enough resources available to protect them … but they would guarantee a slightly less than 30 minute 911 response time …
October 5th, 2006 at 9:39 amIMHO Gallagher saved these assholes lives.
Lots of deer hunters in PA, and they hit what they shoot at, usually with iron sights.
October 5th, 2006 at 10:49 am[…] The Rottweiler drops an oratorical atomic elbow on the sub-humans from the Westboro Baptist Church, who are/were planning to protest at the funeral of the slaughtered Amish girls. Take it one step further: Don’t allow them to ever steal oxygen again. […]
October 5th, 2006 at 11:15 amThose pathetic little exucuses for shitbags must die. No ifs, no ands, no buts. They must die. I don’t care by whose hand. I don’t care how. Slowly, quickly, painful or humane, whatever. They just need to die.
But you know what? I hope it’s not by the Amish. The Amish will show those despicable bastards AND the Islamofascists alike, how real Christians behave.
Insult, harass and defame. They will be strong, despite whatever Phelp’s bastard children throw.
G-d be with you, Amish folk.
Devil take you, Phelps and company.
October 5th, 2006 at 2:43 pmTwo things to remember.
1. Fred is a lawyer looking for someone to sue!
2. Fred is a iberal who helped run Gores campaign. (I forget what state that was. I have it here somewhere. Actually … I don’t care!)
Fred is a stinking shit turd liberal lawyer doing what Liberals always do; Stink up the place.
nuff said…
October 6th, 2006 at 7:03 amThe Phelps crew did not show up for the first funeral yesterday. A write-up of the funeral, as well as updated information on how you can help, is here.
October 6th, 2006 at 8:03 amSomebody needs to put this piece of shit in his place. Preferrably via a 7.62mm round to the head.
Or a JDAM dropped on his house.
October 6th, 2006 at 1:27 pm