It is, of course, absolutely wonderful that the slimy Democrats and their Gestapo methods have managed to get His Imperial Majesty all fired up about the election and defeating the sewer-dwelling slimesuckers again.

But, as is always the case, renewed emotional investment in an outcome has a downside to it as well: What if we lose?

It was so much easier when we didn’t give a damn either way.

But then we read this:

Arizona Sen. John McCain, a likely Republican presidential contender in 2008, joked on Wednesday he would “commit suicide” if Democrats win the Senate in November.

McCain, on a visit to Iowa to campaign for Republican congressional candidates, was asked his reaction to a potential Democratic takeover of the Senate in the November 7 elections.

“I think I’d just commit suicide,” McCain told reporters, to accompanying laughter from Republicans standing with him.

At least now, if the Dhimmicrats win, it won’t be a TOTAL loss.

We feel so much better already.

Then again: Does this mean that our efforts to prevent a Democrat victory are tantamount to trying to save Traitor McCain’s life?

Damn, now we’re all conflicted again.

13 Responses to “The Double-Edged Sword”
  1. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    You know as well as the rest of us he won’t. It’s like the hollywood set saying they were going to permanently move out of the US. Notice none of them are gone yet.

  2. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    I know. But the mere thought makes me smile.

    So sue me.

  3. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    It would make me happy if these asshats would just renounce their citizenship. They can still keep paying the semi-sane taxes in this country that they despise, or leave and become a part of whatever country that would be willing to accept an obviously idiot who would give up U.S. citizenship to become a “citizen of the world”, whatever the hell that entails.

  4. Darth Bacon Comment by Darth Bacon UNITED STATES

    SoCal,

    As we know,that entails at least 50% of your income vanishing.

    If that’s the kind of stagnant shithole our domestic moonbats want to live in, then let them leave.

    Only we know (from the paucity of them that have actually lived up to their threats) that will never happen.

    We are subesquently left to deal with them here.

    Don’t give up.

  5. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Don’t give up.

    Never give up. Never surrender.
    Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
    Galaxy Quest

  6. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Funny thing about McCain, he’s both a man that’s easily admired for what he did and what happened to him and he’s also easy to dispise for his apparent lack of core values…

    If there is anything at all that I personally like about McCain is that supposedly tasteless joke of his:

    McCain’s Tasteless Joke

    Chelsea Clinton

    Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
    A: Because her father is Janet Reno…. :lol_wp:

  7. fmragtops Comment by fmragtops UNITED STATES

    I always knew that rat-bastard was a Democrat. He’s going to lay down his life to ensure their rise to poswer!

  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Damn! Its a shame that what’s being entered in the comment box isn’t TOTALLY displayed below…

  9. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon UNITED STATES

    He could really help the cause *now* if he’d kill himself *before* voting time.

  10. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Heh,
    Even if he did cash in his chips in timely fashion,’reckon they’d still find his ballot in the box.
    ‘Believe the dem’s have the highest rate of post-humous voters.

  11. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    Can we get a volunteer to be his second?

    Anyone own a katana?

  12. Unregistered Comment by Azygos UNITED STATES

    As we know,that entails at least 50% of your income vanishing.

    The government already takes almost 45% of my income add another 5% and I might as well just become homeless.

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I know. But the mere thought makes me smile.

    Yeah, me too. Then my dad can kick his ass for letting the VA try to screw my mother out of the benefits he earned for her.