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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Time to Pop a Peanut

(Crossposted at Imperial Rebbe Laurence’s Dead Pool, in which His Majesty is a proud participant)

(Via Stop the ACLU)

Oh Killer Wabbit, where art thou?

A day after Hamas swept to an upset victory in the Palestinian parliamentary elections, former US President Jimmy Carter on Thursday said that Wednesday’s voting had been orderly and fair.

…as were the elections for the Reichstag in 1933, elections that we’re sure that the Joo-hating fuck of a washed-out has-been ne’erdowell worst fucking president of all time was equally enthusiastic about.

Carter, who led an 85-member international observer team from around the world organized by the ‘National Democratic Institute’ in partnership with ‘The Carter Center,’ urged the international community to directly or indirectly fund the new Palestinian Government even though it will be led by an internationally-declared foreign terror organization.

And why wouldn’t he? The sick, demented fuck of a former president has had it in for the Jooos since, well, forever.

Next to Kofi Anal, the paleosimian terrorist murderers haven’t got a better friend in the world than Dhimmi Card’uh.

Here’s another suggestion: Any politician suggesting sending money to that blood-drenched gang of child murderers will have a guaranteed vote against from His Majesty in any following election, no matter who is running on the other ticket. In case both candidates are anti-Semite Holocaust II supporters, we’ll just stay at home or write in Bibi. Any business doing any sort of transactions with Hamastine will forever lose my custom. Any charity donating as much as a kind word to Hamastine will forever lose my donations.

And Jimmeh: Here’s hoping and praying that the next Habitat for Humanity that you pretend helping to build falls on top of you and crushes you like the wrinkled, slimy bug that you are.

UPDATE: LC & IB Bluto points out (thanks, LC Mike M) that, according to the Dept. of State:

It is unlawful for a person in the United States or subject to the jurisdiction of the United States to knowingly provide “material support or resources” to a designated FTO [Foreign Terrorist Organization].

Guess what list Hamas is on? It wouldn’t be a list of FTOs, would it. Why, yes indeed it would be! Right down there at the bottom of the page.

Somebody tell me what it would take to file formal charges against Dhimmi, please. Of course, he may not have donated a penny yet but, in that case, let it be a warning to anybody, including the Administration, that sending a single fucking shekel in the direction of Hamastine is against the law and yes, we do know how to spell “impeachment.”

22 Responses to “Time to Pop a Peanut”
  1. Unregistered Pingback by Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Carter Calls For Funding Hamas UNITED STATES

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  2. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    The Dread Pundit Bluto points out:

    It is unlawful for a person in the United States or subject to the jurisdiction of the United States to knowingly provide “material support or resources” to a designated FTO [Foreign Terrorist Organization].

    Hamas is a designated Foreign Terrorist Organization according to the State Department. Sounds like Carter is conspiring to commit a federal crime. Since he’s too old to serve a meaningful sentence, I guess he should be charged, tried, convicted and hung on the spot.

  3. Unregistered Comment by elvis UNITED STATES

    :koolaid:

  4. Unregistered Comment by elvis UNITED STATES

    The caption on 3 should have said: Carter Center

  5. scott Comment by scott UNITED STATES

    So what is the saying?
    Any where that there is a despot trying to prove that he’s popular.”jimmie” will be there to “prove” that the vote was fair.
    Never mind that there is only one choice.
    Hay jimmie :moon:

  6. Unregistered Comment by Y2DRAY CANADA

    :satansmoking: Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.

    I really don’t care what Cocksucker Carter is smoking nowadays, but he should go back to growing peanuts.

    Hamas joins a long line of Arab-Islamic supremists such as Hajj Amin, Arafat, bin Laden, Saddamn, Assad, Ghaddafi (hey, a leopard can’t change his spots that fast, eh?)…

    They will not stop until every last Damjoo is wiped of the face of the Earth, never mind the Mideast. To them, putting a Jewish state in the middle of the Caliphate© is akin to disemboweling “Muhammed” (PBNJ), thus there would be a thousand Hells to pay for that.

    As for the X-tians… well, they didn’t create a X-tian nation in there, thus they were spared the blind, unfocused rage of the Islamaholics.

    Just my 2¢, that’s all.

  7. LC & IB Bluto Comment by LC & IB Bluto UNITED STATES

    Guess what? That business about not providing material and resources to designated Foreign Terrorist Organizations is no joke. Just ask my former neighbor Rafil Dhafir: http://dreadpundit.blogspot.com/2005/02/rafil-dhafir-convicted-on-59-of-60.html. Oh wait, he’s in prison now. You can’t ask him anything unless you’re on the visitors list.

    Is there an exemption for peanut farmers to commit felonies?

  8. Unregistered Trackback by The Dread Pundit Bluto UNITED STATES

    Jimmy Carter Advocating Criminal Acts?…

    Isn’t President Peanut just the soul of kindness, at least when it comes to coddling terrorists?…

  9. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

    Not that anyone should require further proof of Jimmeh’s relentlessly-advancing neurosyphilis, but…

    Carter, who has long supported the participation of Hamas in the Palestinian elections, voiced the hope that the Islamic terror group would act “responsibly” now that it had won the elections.

    He clearly needs to be placed in a locked unit to prevent further wandering and given massive daily doses of penicillin, with all sharp objects, choking hazards and press contacts kept well out of reach.
    He was a national embarassment then. He’s far worse now.

  10. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Jimmah has been spreading his ass cheeks for the turbaned turds since ‘79! Why would he stop now?

  11. Unregistered Comment by elchonon ISRAEL

    Why its simple!! Hamas only needs to pull a arafat “we are commuted to peace” then the money will flow in of course. They will then be taken off the FTO list and need only create a subdivision to continue butchering children.

    The fact that PLO wasent on the list comes to show you how pathetic the US goverment is…

    Anyways read my rant on my site though it needs some mad editing.

    NOT electing anyone that advocates sending money to hamas isnt strong enough. My idea is

    1) make that elected official’s (especialy fat ted)life a nightmare

    2) maybe send him some white flower ?

    3) as a sense of civil disobidiance and plain out “fuck you” dont pay your taxes! because if the US sends money to hamas that makes the US goverment a terrorist org! therby disallowing me to give them any money!

    4) and finally, can anyone photoshop a picture of bush showing him in a kefiyah like arafat ?

    you should plaster your lovely states with said posters titled “vote bush in the PLO elections”

  12. Unregistered Trackback by NIF UNITED STATES

    Shazam…

    Today’s dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny … TGIF, +OTB!…

  13. Unregistered Trackback by Tel-Chai Nation UNITED STATES

    Ex-president Carter supports Hamas…

    The Jerusalem Post (via The Jawa Report, The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Moire) reports that Jimmy Carter, one of America’s least favorite presidents, supports the Hamas terrorist organization, and is predictably naive about the notion that they….

  14. Elizabeth Comment by Elizabeth

    I tried to get the Imperial Warren™ to do something about it, but they gave me the bunny butt and raided the food bag. Couldn’t waste their time on that old, senile fool.

    He’s been living in a fantasy world since the 1970’s, and he’ll never come out. It’s pitiful but disgusting. :cuckoo:

    Elizabeth
    Imperial Keeper of Killer Lagomorphs

  15. Unregistered Comment by free0352 UNITED STATES

    Ok, lets just declare war on the palisimians and fucking kick off wwIII right. We’ll take down the whole Middle East. Fucke em’! I’m ready for a thirt tour! I’ll bust in that bitch like —> :koolaid:

  16. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    Re comment #15: It pleases me to see that “esprit de corps” is still alive and well - as if I ever doubted it for a second.

    “Old Breed, New Breed, There’s not a damn bit of
    difference so long as it’s the MARINE Breed”
    - Lt. Gen Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller

  17. Unregistered Trackback by Common Folk Using Common Sense UNITED STATES

    He Never Met A Terrorist He Didn’t Like…

    A day after terrorist organization Hamas swept to an upset victory in the Palestinian elections, former US President Jimmy Carter urged the international community to fund their continuing activities of killing old women and little children.

    ……

  18. Apollyon Comment by Apollyon UNITED STATES

    Listening to some talk radio shows, the callers and even Lee Klein the liberal ignoranus on sports talk were blathering about “careful what you wish for” and this is our [Bush’s] fault for trying to spread democracy throughout the Middle East. Of course many of these short memory morons never mention that Clintonista relentlessly tried to form this “2-state solution” backed by the bastards in the UN. I never wanted a “2-state solution” and only a fool or Jew-hater would want an Islamic cancer within Israel’s borders. Clintonista was not concerned of the consequences of this action but rather was interested in making a legacy for himself at the expense of Israel’s security. Unfortunately the Bush admin followed in this “2-state solution” farce but I lay the majority of the blame at Clintonistas feet. The Israelis share the blame as well for capitulating to this suicidal request. The solution should have been sending the paleostinians back home to Jordan which is 60%+ paleostinian. Give each paleostinian $2000 and a free toaster to get the fuck out or they’ll get a bullet in the ass instead.

    Also it was amusing listening to some callers quote scenes in movies made by the revisionist Hollywood idiots [redundancy] to make their point. When people’s views are shaped by movies like Kingdom of Heaven, and believe it to be accurate, you know we have a nation of many idiots. Almost without exception those idiots are democRATS.

    And Dhimmi Carter shouldn’t be allowed back into the US. Let that communist/Islamofascist bootlicker go live in Iran or Venezuela.

  19. aaron Comment by aaron UNITED STATES

    Misha, want to have some fun??? I’ve got 3 new interactive toys on my site. One will help you and the Empire vent on Dhimmi Carter & Pals and another is directed at some folk who like to wear yellow and green bandanas and keffiyehs. The third is for Babalu’s fanclub.

  20. Unregistered Trackback by WuzzaDem

    Jimmy Carter Upset Over Palestinian Election Results…

    Color me shocked: “It is unconscionable to perpetuate fraudulent or biased electoral practices in any nation.” Yes! Say it, brother! “It is especially objectionable among us Americans, who have prided ourselves on setting a global example for pure d…

  21. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    Well, this is kind of funny. In a recent article in the Toronto Star about Carter, Hamas, blah, blah, blah this little pearl appeared:

    Jerusalem - The mood was disaster-in-progress when the unflappable Jimmy Carter stepped into the room yesterday to share a few quiet moments with the Toronto Star. /break/ At 81, clear-eyed and calm, America’s most beloved ex-president — who yesterday sanctified the Palestinian election as head of the 950-strong international observer mission — took the earthquake in stride.

    Predictably, a shit storm erupted, fueled in no small part by the folks over at Lucianne.com. In the middle of it, the Star reporter who wrote the article, Mitch Potter, whined in a post at Lucianne that he hadn’t included that in his original copy and that it must have been added some editor and pretty please, would you vent at them instead of me?

    Then, inexplicably, the Star site went down for a brief period and, when it came back on-line, the offensive passage now reads thusly:

    At 81, clear eyed and calm, the former U.S. president — who yesterday sanctified the Palestinian election as head of the 950-strong international observer mission — took the earthquake in stride.

    The “swift boating” tactics of the pajamahadeen just never seems to stop. :-)

  22. Unregistered Comment by readerjp

    The State Department had to be pressured for YEARS until they put Hamas and Hizbollah on the list. They are a vipers nest of anti-Semitism. They also have a wonderful tradition of working against the Administration.

    As for Dhimmi Carter, remember, his drunken brother was bought by Libya. Arabs have given huge sums of money to Carter’s presidential library (I’ll bet people will be flocking to that), and he recently went to Cuba and declared there was no political persecution, no political prisoners, just a lovely state.