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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Fuckface Non-Apologizes

…and already hordes of “conservatives” eager to forgive and forget are tripping over themselves to accept it.

LC & IB Smash, on the other hand, isn’t having any, and neither are we.

There’s really nothing we can add, because we agree completely with Smash, so just read his piece. It says it all.

And to those soft-centered, nougatty, chewy “new tone”-o-cons so enthusiastic about accepting an apology for something that wasn’t an insult to them, we have only this to say: Which part of…

I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.

…clearly disqualifies Fuckface’s bromides (issued in written form because he was too afraid to say it in public, that noted “real man”) as an apology? It’s not a trick question, so unless you’re so dumb that you, according to Band Aid Batman, ought to be stuck in Iraq, you really shouldn’t have a hard time coming up with the answer.

“I’m really sorry that you rubes are too dumb to understand what I said.”

There was nothing TO “misinterpret” about this, you disgusting man-whore:

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

So to those so-called “conservatives” dying to swap spit with al-Q’erry and make up: Screw you too.

Cordially,

Darth Misha I

***UPDATE***: Oh, and in case anybody is thinking that His Vindictiveness is being unfair and wouldn’t accept any apology from Fuckface, no matter how he worded it, here’s an example of a short one that would be acceptable, in my opinion:

“The other day, I said something awful. It’s not what I meant to say, I misspoke, but what matters is what I actually did say. And what I did say was insulting, inexcusable, arrogant and demeaning. I apologize unreservedly. Not that it takes back the words, but it’s the very least I can do. It was my fault and my fault alone, and therefore it is my duty to own my own words without excuses, words that I am deeply ashamed ever left my lips. I apologize to our fine men and women in uniform for having implied that they’re dumb and that their lack of intelligence is the reason they’re in Iraq, because nothing could be further from the truth.”

THAT’S an apology.

And it would help if the self-proclaimed “real man”, Gigolo al-Fuckface, would care enough to issue the apology in public, rather than having somebody else read it aloud for him. He sure didn’t seem to have any reservations about pissing on our troops in public, now did he?

(Thanks to LCs Omega and Duncan):

46 Responses to “Fuckface Non-Apologizes”
  1. thepresenceusmc Comment by thepresenceusmc UNITED STATES

    RINO’s are way too quick to kiss and make up, like there’s any reconciliation to be had with the likes of John “F-ing” Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran, btw.

    Down with the American socialist elites.

  2. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon UNITED STATES

    Color me completely unsurprised.

    RH

  3. Texas84 Comment by Texas84 UNITED STATES

    Look, there is no doubt F-Face was trying to crack a Bush joke. However, what came out of his Botoxed gigolo mouth was a classic Freudian slip. Anyone who thinks he didn’t mean what he said isn’t paying attention. That POS has rendered himself irrelevant.

  4. Muzzy Comment by Muzzy

    troll

    U.S. Soldiers killed in Bush’s little Iraq sideshow - 2816

    U.S. Soldiers wounded in same - 21077

    U.S. Soldiers dead or wounded because John Kerry doesn’t know funny from a kick in the teeth? - 0

    Number of Rott denizens with obviously fucked up priorities? - Potentially infinite.

    Number of times I’ve taken it up the ass from a randy mule - Too many to count.

  5. thepresenceusmc Comment by thepresenceusmc UNITED STATES

    Oh, Muzzy, stuff a sock in it. This faux concern for the “poor, benighted fools” dying in a “meaningless, illegal war” really is beginning to wear thin. If you cared, your side wouldn’t be slamming them.

    Support the troops and not the war, my ass. You don’t support the troops, while using them as propaganda points. That’s the lesson from this!

  6. Unregistered Comment by FacMan UNITED STATES

    Ya know what……john kerry ( and his ilk) can eat my shorts. I no longer care about apologies. He is an a$$hole.

    No one I have seen yet has mentioned this, but he either 1) insulted the troops or 2) insulted our Commander in Chief.
    In the case of 1, it’s the same shit I heard when I came back from serving in Vietnam. In the case of 2, it sounds a lot like hugo chavez.

    Screw kerry and the horse he rode in on.

  7. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    No matter how you look at it, this snot faced goofball is a lying SOB. This is his, what, seventh attempt at an apology and what does he come up with;
    “My words were misrepresented.”?
    Excuse me, but doesn’t that mean that his words were true but it’s just that someone else fucked it up?

    These Libs give me a severe case of the galloping trots. I’d rather eat shit with the Airborne than have lunch with a fucking Liberal.

    LC Joe Dromedary

  8. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    TROLL CONE ON 4!!! TROLL CONE ON 4!!!!

  9. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Sorryremains in the dictionary between shit and stupid. This clown never learns, truly believing we will swallow his bullshit. My dad was a POW, Mr. Kerry…fuck off and die you prick!

  10. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    Muzzy, the only thing that is potentially infinite is your inability in determining what is going on around you.
    At the very least he called their Commander, someone whom by all counts they like and respect, a fucking idiot. There are dead and wounded alright but they don’t come from J effing K’ s misplaced attempt at jocularity but from his and other LLL’s misplaced sense of honour and support for better men than they.
    Before you run off at the mouth like a soup sandwich, use your head for something more than to keep your ears from clapping.

  11. William Price - The Imperial Gentleman Comment by William Price - The Imperial Gentleman UNITED STATES

    Hey troll…go find a brain, will ya!

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    Screw you muzzie…just screw you. you have the appropriate handle you traitor coddling sob. What do you do, stay up at night masturbating while you update your casualty counts? You and your fellow America haters don’t give a crap about the troops…never did never will, they are only convenient statistics for you. How many people in uniform do YOU know….how many have you talked with about this rat faced traitors insult to them? I’ve discussed this with some of my friends in uniform and they all took it as an insult, just like it was meant to be.

    Emperor, I need to correct you on your comment about the rat faced bastard, you said:

    There was nothing TO “misinterpret” about this, you disgusting man-whore:

    He is just a whore…he never was a man.

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Anybody see the front page of Drudge….seems the soldiers have their own take on this..”grin”.

  14. Darth Bacon Comment by Darth Bacon UNITED STATES

    Screw kerry and the horse he rode in on.

    I don’t think you need to refer to Tureyzah that way.

  15. B.C. Comment by B.C. UNITED STATES

    Caveman, the nice folks at Radio CIA have a good post up about the soldiers thanking Fuckface al-Gigolo for his “support”.

  16. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    Number of times I’ve taken it up the ass from a randy mule - Too many to count.

    and THEN Muzzy-Tuzzy’s mule divorced him. Even a mule has some taste and besides his breath smells like a colon anyway…

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Thank You, BC…seems you guys already got the photo…gave me a good laugh. These elitists tend to make my ass ache, and at my age, I got enough aches… I cannot predict who will win this election, it is close. But here at home I have been very busy with our local election. Yes, we are seeking a clean sweep of three corrupt democrats, small town old guard I wish the paper had a link I could send, it’s great. I’m the main campaign writer for our mayoral candidate. A former Marine, six years in… Easy to find his house….around the corner from mine, just look for the twenty foot flag pole. He, my wife and myself talk guns, we shooting our forty-fives, having a grand time. Now to go read your link, thanks, BC.

  18. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    LC Caveman;

    Now THERE is a Mr Rogers neighbourhood that I would love to be part of!

    :guns_tb: :thumbup_tb:

  19. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale UNITED STATES

    Sorry, Mr. Junior Senator from Mass. I do not accept that mealy-mouthed excuse for an apology. Go fuck yourself!

  20. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather UNITED STATES

    Why don’t Muzzy and Kerry just go make a visit to an Islamic terrorist training camp?

    Take a picture on a rocket launcher! Worked for Jane and the Viet Cong!

  21. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    MCPO,

    kerry didn’t apologize. He didn’t even write or authorize that “psuedology”. He got stuffed in a box by the democrud leadership, a staffer posted a pelosi or reid written “dumbpology” and he is busy kicking at and throwing half empty rocks glasses at the black members of his house staff while shaking his other fist full of purple heart medals at his caucasion house staff screaming “I WAS IN VEITNAM YOU WHITE TRASH!!!!!”

  22. Unregistered Trackback by Stop The ACLU

    Kerry’s Non-Apology To The Military…

    Update: Kerry Non-Apology Rejected by Pro-Troop Organization
    Wow! Just got this email from Move America Forward
    STATEMENT BY MELANIE MORGAN, CHAIR – MOVE AMERICA FORWARD
    “Your non-apology is not accepted, Senator Kerry.
    “John Kerry ha…

  23. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Just talkin’ with the Other Half a while ago……sayin’ how the lefties in this country are a good part of why we own and shoot guns. I despise and will fight anyone telling me how to behave, what I can think or say, where and when I can worship as I choose, or how I can spend my money…if I had any left after they got done with it. So in my mind it boils down to armed conflict, perhaps even civil war. But never surrender. I won’t argue with them, got other plans. They hate and fear the second amendment….unless they have all the guns. Fortunately they do not, not by any measure. Many that do own them rarely, if ever shoot them. I shoot several times a month. I do think about that, learning some pointers the last time shooting, the satisfaction of sending a forty-five slug right dead center on the bull. Very gratifying indeed……I think of the men that gave me that right, I intend to pass it on……….

  24. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    By Saying Something Stupid

    We know you sit around
    Dreaming up something profound
    For the evening news
    You tax your little brain
    Trying not to wax insane
    And end up sounding confused.

    Then afterwards you try to save some face
    And drop a lie or two.
    But then we’re just real thankful
    That Bush is now the President
    Instead of you

    We can see it in your eyes
    You still dispense the same old lies
    We heard in two thousand four
    And though your wife bites through the straps
    And slips her meds
    She still has tons of money galore

    You practice every day to find some slanderous
    Lies to say
    Against our soldiers so true
    But bloggers hear and spread the word
    And then
    You find you’re totally screwed

    The democrats were posed
    To take the House
    And Heaven knows
    Just how far they’d go
    And then you go and blow it all
    By saying something stupid
    Like you always do!

  25. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    LMAO sig! As usual, the Imperial Bard is in great form.

  26. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    Way t’go Sig! :clap_tb:

    Way t’go J effing K!

  27. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    :flush_tb:

  28. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty UNITED STATES

    Misha,

    I just sent the image of the banner on to one of my boyhood friends, currently in Baghdad.

    He’s a LTC in Special Forces. He earned his MD in 1995, his MPH (from Harvard)in 1999 and (since he’s in the Army where it’s still possible to enter a second residency) he’s applying for an Occupational Medicine program, which would make him the only person in my High School class better educated than I.

    (That possibility pisses me off worse than Kerry’s comments.)

    He also looks suspiciously like the guy holding the banner, second from right…

  29. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty UNITED STATES

    Outstanding, Sig!

  30. LC & IB Bluto Comment by LC & IB Bluto UNITED STATES

    Hey, anyone can mispeak. Just the other day at breakfast I meant to ask the wife to pass me the salt, and instead I said, “You ruined my life you vicious shrew.” Could happen to anyone.

  31. Mrs. M Comment by Mrs. M UNITED STATES

    Now, now…you all ought to cut F*ckface some slack. As soon as Her Majesty, Queen of the Damned :devil_tb:(Thunderthighs Clinton) saw that this wasn’t being ignored by the unwashed masses, she stuck her pointy finger in the air and caught which direction the wind was blowing (which coincided with F*ckface declaring that he apologized to NO ONE! while stamping his widdle foot), saw the Dem’s election chances circling the toilet :flush_tb:, along with Baba Streisands gardenia petals, and she immediatly got on the phone and uttered 3 simple words to him that made him piss his panties and he forced his overworked staff to quickly write up a statement. Those 3 words?

    Fort Marcy Park :lol_wp:

  32. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    Bluto……. :lol_wp:

  33. Unregistered Comment by Sir George UNITED STATES

    I’m sorry, but there’s just no way Kerry botched a joke, nor were his remarks misinterpreted. I’ve already twice encountered people elsewhere who were posting the text of what he said versus what he meant to say - his allegedly prepared remarks. It’s complete misdirection.

    I’ve been told today (by leftists) that Kerry had said this:

    It’s great to be here with college students. I can’t overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up stuck in Iraq.

    But they claim that Kerry meant to say this (difference in red):

    It’s great to be here with college students. I can’t overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.

    Note the tiny addition of ‘getting us’ and the little Bush quip at the end. The trouble is, what Kerry actually said was this:

    We’re here to talk about education, but I want to say something before. You know education. If you make the most of it, and you study hard, and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

    *audience laughs*
    *Kerry smiles*

    I just want to say a word about Iraq for a minute before I talk about Phil Angelides and education. I heard Barbara Boxer say something about it, and it’s important for all of us to keep this election in its national context even as we talk about what happens to each state. First of all you are blessed to have here in California two of the fine-

    Here’s what the leftists I encountered today now claim Kerry actually said versus what he really said on stage, with the differences again highlighted in red.

    It’s great to be here with college students. I can’t overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up stuck in Iraq.

    Reversing this, here’s what Kerry really said that wasn’t in the left’s claim (red text):

    We’re here to talk about education, but I want to say something before. You know education. If you make the most of it, and you study hard, and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

    In short, today I found Democrats posting an entirely different version of Kerry’s entire statement while pointing their finger at the addition of ‘getting us’ and jumping up and down saying, “See! That’s all he left out!”

    It’s a lie.

    Further, Kerry’s joke, as delivered, worked. The students laughed. Kerry laughed. He was telling students to study or they’ll end up in Iraq.

    His handlers later tacked on that Bush quip, added ‘getting us’, and as I pointed out rewrote the whole frackin’ thing, implying that it was meant to be a joke about Bush. Well sorry, but I write humor and the Bush version doesn’t work at all. Nobody would get it. It doesn’t even make sense. Bush has two Ivy league degrees. Condi Rice was a frackin’ provost at Stanford, and in case you’re wondering, college deans answer to provosts. If you don’t study, if you flunk out, you don’t become Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney, or Rice. You don’t make national decisions on war. You might, however, tote a rifle for a while, just as Kerry’s original joke, the real intended joke, points out.

    As usual, Kerry is lying to cover the lies about the lies he told about the insults to our troops that he made.

  34. MasterGuns Comment by MasterGuns UNITED STATES

    Actually, I don’t feel insulted by John “I got a scratch” Kerry’s statements. I simply consider the source. It then becomes obvious to me why the good senator has an inferiority complex. Quite simple really….he’s inferior.

    My dogs are more manly than this buffoon. His non-apology changes nothing.

    Semper Fi

  35. JetBlast Comment by JetBlast UNITED STATES

    See the liars comments from a few years back…
    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061102/D8L4QH580.html

  36. Unregistered Comment by larabeelady UNITED STATES

    I’m sorry, I don’t accept non-apologetic “apologies” from somewith with an IQ lower than the average tempurature of Alaska in winter. So, to the DIS-honorable senator from Massachussetts (the one that hasn’t left some woman to die in a car at the bottom of a river…yet), I say, shove that apology where the sun don’t shine.

  37. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Misha,

    I just sent the image of the banner on to one of my boyhood friends, currently in Baghdad.

    He’s a LTC in Special Forces. He earned his MD in 1995, his MPH (from Harvard)in 1999 and (since he’s in the Army where it’s still possible to enter a second residency) he’s applying for an Occupational Medicine program, which would make him the only person in my High School class better educated than I.

    (That possibility pisses me off worse than Kerry’s comments.)

    He also looks suspiciously like the guy holding the banner, second from right…

    Another one of those doofuses who didn’t study hard enough to earn “D”s like al-Q’erry and therefore ended up in Iraq, I’m sure.

    If only he’d studied the obits every day, looking for rich men leaving equally rich widows that he could whore himself out to, he could be a Senator like Fuckface today!

    Good for him that he didn’t and made something of himself instead.

  38. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Well at least we know the DUmmies understood fuckface’s real intent.

  39. Unregistered Comment by LC Peter Bland UNITED STATES

    Here’s the problem-

    These people, even those who putatively served in uniform, really DO think this way on the left. Everything ultimately boils down to the clash of class (or lack thereof in Mr. Kerry’s case).

    It then follows that everyone who isn’t “successful” by their narrow metric (editors at the NYT, social workers and other “enlightened” individuals) must be held back by powerful forces beyond their control. The reality of the situation never crosses their minds.

    It never occurs to them that people join the military because they see how the rest of the world lives. We see it, and do not want America to live like that. We do not want our citizens slaughtered by third-world dirt-eaters. In order to make that happen, we understand that we need to make sacrifices now and then, including perhaps putting our lives at risk.

    They are unfamiliar with the concept of volunteerism, duty and honor. They see everyone who isn’t just like them as “stupid”. After all, they are brilliant, aren’t they. They ARE told every day how much better they are because they made the choice to matriculate.

    Well, all this does is expose the intellectual, moral and spiritual vacuum of the Radical Left.

    Marxist dogma is freedom
    Ignorance is intelligence
    Slavery is duty

    I wonder if these fools ever bothered reading George Orwell in his entirety, instead of cherry-picking quotes from his books?

    “Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

    People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

    There is hardly such a thing as a war in which it makes no difference who wins. Nearly always one side stands more of less for progress, the other side more or less for reaction.

    What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?”

    Maybe Kerry should go back to school to unlearn all of the class warfare bullshit that fills his empty skull.

    Or maybe not-then the Democrats might actually start winning elections.

    Me, I am glad that such fools are allowed to persist with their idiocy in public. As opposed to lining them up against a wall and shooting them, appealing as that might be.

  40. SkyeChild Comment by SkyeChild UNITED STATES

    Hey Muzzie…

    When you’re tired of trolling, stroll on over to Whittle’s place: ejectejecteject.com, read Sanctuary, and see just WHY it is our troops are willing to die for such as you.

    Oh, and when we DO get invaded by Muslims, and your wife/sister/daughter/niece/mother/grandmother is FORCED to wear a burka and stay in the house with blackened windows, don’t run to the military for protection. You HATE them, remember? Idiot.

  41. p51driver Comment by p51driver UNITED STATES

    As I said before, the $200 I sent to the Swift Boat Vets was one of the best investments I ever made.
    People like Muzzie dont give a damn about how many GI’s get killed or wounded, never heard them complain in the 90’s ie. Somalia, African embassies(Marine guards) Air Force Barracks,USS Cole etc. They use the casualties for their own political gains.
    Skyechild, maybe the military will look the other way as the Moslim slime go after the Libs.

  42. Muzzy Comment by Muzzy UNITED KINGDOM

    trollWell, it sure is interesting to see what really get’s the G.O.P.’s military base all riled up. Sending too few troops on a hopeless mesopotamian clusterfuck of a mission with exit strategy didn’t do it. Sending them out there with inadequate body armour and vulnerable Humvee’s didn’t do it. The expansion of Stop Loss orders didn’t do it. Nor did extended tours or involuntary recalls. And the numerous cuts in Veteran’s benefits made nary a furrow in their collective brows.

    But a Democrat makes one retarded comment, a retarded comment which, I remind you, could easily be interpreted as simply an attack on the most hated President since Nixon, and every wingnut south of the Mason-Dixon line succumbs to thunderous, rage induced, apoplexies.

    It’s good to see that you guys have your priorities in order.

    Now, I’m not defending what Kerry said. If it was a slam at the troops it was totally out of line and he should get his ass kicked for it. If it was a slam at Bush then, while it was certainly deserved, it wasn’t very funny. Either way, it would have been better for all concerned if he had kept his yap shut.

    But your sanctimony is not well taken when we compare Kerry’s inconsequential faux-pas with the seemingly endless list of endless calamities visited upon the troops by Gee Dubya, The Man Who Fell Up, The Cretin in Chief.

    As all responses to my first post are little more than insubstantial digs at my blasé anti-Americanism, you’ll forgive me for not responding individually. My time is limited nowadays (gotta keep my johns happy, you know) and I prefer not to respond individually unless I have something to respond to.

  43. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Sending too few troops on a hopeless mesopotamian clusterfuck of a mission with exit strategy didn’t do it. Sending them out there with inadequate body armour and vulnerable Humvee’s didn’t do it. The expansion of Stop Loss orders didn’t do it. Nor did extended tours or involuntary recalls.

    This shows your utter lack of knowledge about how the military works and how war is always an unknown. In WWII our military initially lacked adequate cold weather gear, equipment necessary to cut through hedge rows, tanks that were totally out gunned and tactics designed for trench warfare (see WWI). We did the same then as we are doing now - adjusting gear, weapons and tactics. You idiot liberals are also doing the same now as you did then - bitch and get in the way. You are useless and NOT part of the solution. Shut up and let the grown ups work.

    But a Democrat makes one retarded comment, a retarded comment which, I remind you, could easily be interpreted as simply an attack on the most hated President since Nixon, and every wingnut south of the Mason-Dixon line succumbs to thunderous, rage induced, apoplexies.

    And then you spew idiocy like this and expect anyone to take you seriously. One more retarded comment that can be interpreted in the only way it was said: If you fail at school you end up in the military. He has said as much before and no matter the spin, the military isn’t buying the liberal attempt to rewrite history. And Bush may be the most hated president by you but you my little asshatted troll matter as much as the cheese on your daddy’s uncircumcised pekker.

    But your sanctimony is not well taken when we compare Kerry’s inconsequential faux-pas with the seemingly endless list of endless calamities visited upon the troops by Gee Dubya, The Man Who Fell Up, The Cretin in Chief.

    And we give a shit how you respond to our righteous outrage that jon cary called our brave volunteer military stupid why? The elitist bastard should go to Iraq and repeat his exact line on stage in front of the troops if he claims it was just an insult at Bush. And as for you insulting a sitting presidnet during a time of war, again, matter, cheese, pekker.

    As all responses to my first post are little more than insubstantial digs at my blasé anti-Americanism, you’ll forgive me for not responding individually. My time is limited nowadays and I prefer not to respond individually unless I have something to respond to.

    How about you start your own blog, post your drivel there and watch your traffic meter become petrified.

    We

    Don’t

    Care

    Bitch.

  44. Muzzy Comment by Muzzy UNITED KINGDOM

    L.C. Ranger6 wrote:

    This shows your utter lack of knowledge about how the military works and how war is always an unknown. In WWII our military initially lacked adequate cold weather gear, equipment necessary to cut through hedge rows, tanks that were totally out gunned and tactics designed for trench warfare (see WWI). We did the same then as we are doing now - adjusting gear, weapons and tactics.

    trollWorld War’s I & II were defensive wars. Baby Bush’s mesopotamian clusterfuck was a wholly needless conflict that the G.O.P. evidently spent far more time shilling for than preparing for. What is truly shocking is that if we “idiot liberals” hadn’t put up a fight the war would have started sooner than it did, our troops would have gone to war with even less essential equipment, and even more would have wound up dead while dickheaded dittochimp cheerleaders like you slapped yet more yellow ribbons on your bumpers and averted your eyes like nervous street thugs witnessing a gang rape.

    You idiot liberals are also doing the same now as you did then - bitch and get in the way. You are useless and NOT part of the solution. Shut up and let the grown ups work.

    You are failing to take into account two pertinent facts.

    Fact 1: If I remember rightly, the President who guided America through WWII was one Franklin Delano Roosevelt, correct? And if you scratch yer noggin and rub those two lonely braincells together reeeal hard, maybe you can tell me to which party he belonged. I’ll wait.

    Fact 2: FDR was continually attacked by approximately 50% of the newspapers, magazines and radio outlets in the country. Those who disbelieve, get ye to the library and browse the editorials of R. McCormick’s Chicago Tribune, Patterson’s Washington Times-Herald, which was practically invented to attack the president, the New York Daily News and every newspaper owned by a small-timer named William Randolph Hearst.

    There was not only plenty of criticism based on general foreign policy (should we be at war at all, and if so, are we on the right side?), but military strategy as well (why the hell are the bulk of our resources being spent in Europe?), not to mention gobs of slanderous drivel including the Chicago Tribune’s repeated referring to Roosevelt as “That rotten old cripple in the White House”

    Moreover, ascertaining the political stripe of Roosevelt’s wartime critics was simplicity itself. Put simply, because I think that works best for you, the more conservative, Republican and overtly religious you were, the more likely you were to …. renew your subscription to the Chicago Tribune.

    Now, this part is important because we’re going to take fact 1 and fact 2 and use them to make what’s called a “logical deduction”.

    If the American WWII effort was helmed by a liberal, and the majority of his critics in the media were conservative, then your assertion that “You idiot liberals are also doing the same now as you did then - bitch and get in the way.” can only be unmitigated horseshit, can’t it?

    And then you spew idiocy like this and expect anyone to take you seriously. One more retarded comment that can be interpreted in the only way it was said: If you fail at school you end up in the military. He has said as much before and no matter the spin, the military isn’t buying the liberal attempt to rewrite history.

    Again, horseshit. The complete quote was “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

    There are two valid ways of interpreting this quote, one as an attack on the troops, another as an attack on the President. Since none of us are mindreaders there’s no way we’ll ever know for certain which one Kerry meant.

    And Bush may be the most hated president by you but you my little asshatted troll matter as much as the cheese on your daddy’s uncircumcised pekker.

    No, Bush really is the most hated President since Nixon and I have the polls to prove it

    Still, it’s good to know that you, like your tin-idol President, thinks the opinion of the average American is worth less than dick cheese. You’re quite the fucking elitist little prick, aren’t you?

    How about you start your own blog, post your drivel there and watch your traffic meter become petrified.

    How about you extricate yourself from the hyperbaric, hermetically sealed, happy gas filled bubble cutting off the oxygen supply to your head, take a good hard look around the world you helped fashion with your idiocy and ignorance, and, to quote your good self “Shut up and let the big boys work”. I’ve never seen anyone so hopelessly ill equipped to handle the pragmatic consequences of their own pitiful, one-dimensional ideology.

    I swear, I’ve eaten things smarter than you.

  45. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    Kerry’s joke was just too nuanced for us unedumecated grunts to understand.

    Muzzy, if we were sop unprepared and ill equipped for OIF, how in the hell did we defeat the largest military in the middle east in three weeks with only 45 fuckin thousand grunts, with less than 300 KIA’s.

    As to the criticism of FDR, if I remember my history correctly, as of December 8th 1941 the criticism stopped as far as foreign policy went. The criticism you spoke of, again if I remember my history correctly was regarding Lend Lease, the 50 destroyers given to Britain, and other things which went against the isolationist feelings of the time.

    If fucknozzle asshats like yer self were around then, the fact that GI’s in the field had to improvise hedge row cutters to break out from Normandy would have been called a “collosal failure of planning” and all the other crap you crank out of yer suck. Instead it was called what it was, American ingenuity at it’s best.

    Tarawa wouldn’t have been a costly lesson that later saved lives, but a war crime perpetrated against poor disadvantaged Marines who had no other choice in life but to be cannon fodder.

    There are two valid ways of interpreting this quote, one as an attack on the troops, another as an attack on the President. Since none of us are mindreaders there’s no way we’ll ever know for certain which one Kerry meant.

    Bullshit. Kerry’s own words and actions since his booboo bunny days in VietNam show us what he meant. He isn’t as fuckin nuanced as he claims he is.

    How about you extricate yourself from the hyperbaric, hermetically sealed, happy gas filled bubble cutting off the oxygen supply to your head, take a good hard look around the world you helped fashion with your idiocy and ignorance, and, to quote your good self “Shut up and let the big boys work”. I’ve never seen anyone so hopelessly ill equipped to handle the pragmatic consequences of their own pitiful, one-dimensional ideology.

    Talk about transferrance. Part of the reason we have to fight this war is because of eight years of the Clinton administration having it’s collective head showed up it’s ass as the jihad was being waged against us.

    Your idiocy makes my head hurt.

  46. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Okay muzzbutt, I’ll speak slow so you don’t get lost.

    World War’s I & II were defensive wars.

    Boy you got me there. I guess we weren’t attacked before we started the WoT. Nope. No jihadis blew up one of our warships or tried to blow up the WTC or flew two jumbo jets into the WTC. Naw, none of that happened and we are just warmongering, aggressive expansionists.

    Now I know you’re going to whip out your handy dandy liberal talking point book and start spewing about Bush lying us into war and no connection between sadly insane and Al-Qaeda so let me stop you right there.

    There was the world wide intelligence that saddam had WMD and we in fact found WMDs in Iraq. It is a fact that we found Al-Qaeda training camps in Iraq operating with the consent of saddam. It is a fact that saddam had paid off the UN en-mass and was reinstituting his WMD program to include nuclear weapons. It is a fact that the jihadis we are fighting in Iraq would be here in America now if Bush hadn’t removed saddam.

    Those of us that understand we are actually in a war know that going into Iraq was necessary. That the war has not gone well can be attributed to many post engagement surprises and an failure to realize that Iran and Syria would actively and openly send troops and weapons into Iraq to be used against US troops. We need to adjust tactics just like we have in any other war.

    But to say this isn’t a defensive war, and that Iraq isn’t part of it makes you the ignorant ass monkey, spewing out liberal talking points without a shred of individual thinking. Either that or you are a muslim spreading propaganda because you assholes are getting your heads handed to you in the ME.

    Fact 1: If I remember rightly, the President who guided America through WWII was one Franklin Delano Roosevelt, correct? And if you scratch yer noggin and rub those two lonely braincells together reeeal hard, maybe you can tell me to which party he belonged. I’ll wait.

    See there’s one of your biggest fallacies. Liberal doesn’t necessarily equal democrat. Unfortunately the leadership of the democrat party has been hijacked by liberals, but the WWII democrat party was far from what the party has devolved into today.

    Fact 2: FDR was continually attacked by approximately 50% of the newspapers, magazines and radio outlets in the country. Those who disbelieve, get ye to the library and browse the editorials of R. McCormick’s Chicago Tribune, Patterson’s Washington Times-Herald, which was practically invented to attack the president, the New York Daily News and every newspaper owned by a small-timer named William Randolph Hearst.

    Thank you for finishing my point of the difference between a liberal and a WWII democrat.

    the more conservative, Republican and overtly religious you were, the more likely you were to …. renew your subscription to the Chicago Tribune.

    Liberal wet dream. Conservative values have always been patriotic and pro-active in the defense of the US. Liberals want another go at the utopian communism that has failed and failed and failed and failed…….. ad nausem.

    can only be unmitigated horseshit, can’t it?

    Projection much?

    There are two valid ways of interpreting this quote

    Only if you suffer from the mental illness of liberalism. Those of us firmly rooted in reality can’t look at a concrete block and see pretty pink flowers. We see a concrete block (hint).

    No, Bush really is the most hated President since Nixon and I have the polls to prove it

    You didn’t….. no, your really didn’t….. did you just list a CBS poll as credible evidence that Bush is the most hated president??????!!!!!

    BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I’m sure mary mapes thanks you for your allegiance!!!!!

    Still, it’s good to know that you, like your tin-idol President, thinks the opinion of the average American is worth less than dick cheese. You’re quite the fucking elitist little prick, aren’t you?

    If I thought for a microsecond that you were an “average” American I would suck on a barrel tonight.

    You are a misguided, nay foolish individual that should get down on your knees and pray to whatever deity you may or may not pray to that there are brave men and women willing to lay down their lives that you may be such an ignorant fuck without having your balls removed through your nostrils with a rusty hangar.

    How about you extricate yourself from the hyperbaric, hermetically sealed, happy gas filled bubble cutting off the oxygen supply to your head, take a good hard look around the world you helped fashion with your idiocy and ignorance, and, to quote your good self “Shut up and let the big boys work”. I’ve never seen anyone so hopelessly ill equipped to handle the pragmatic consequences of their own pitiful, one-dimensional ideology.

    There goes that projection again and damn didn’t you just prove that you sufferers of liberalism are completely incapable of accurately quoting someone even when you have the ability to copy and paste.

    I swear I have crushed things under my shoe with more intelligence than you. You are truly deserving of the troll dunce cap you received above.