26
01
2006
So Who IS Jack Bauer (of the Blogosphere)?
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Public Announcements10:49 pm
LC Mike M informs us that it’s down to the three finalists and that, woo-hoo, I’m among them!
I’m up against some stiff and worthy competition, however, as it’s plain to see.
I’d shoot the other two, but there is no TIME!
You’ll vote as I want you to vote. The only question is how much it’s going to hurt.
UPDATE: YES!!
What I need you to do now is to remember to check out LC & IB PoliPundit in the future. Often. I can’t tell you why right now, you’re just going to have to trust me. A lot of innocent people will get hurt if you don’t.
And thanks!!!
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Other two? Oh yeah, I guess there were some other choices. My fingers just typed your name.
January 26th, 2006 at 10:59 pm:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
Damn…I forgot the other two also. Can’t even remember them now….oops.
January 26th, 2006 at 11:03 pmAlready voted. And I know where my loyalty lies sire. Heres to yer impending victory :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :puke: :beer: :beer: :beer: :sick: :beer: :beer: :beer:
January 26th, 2006 at 11:30 pmVoted and some canadian called you childish. Why are we keeping canada around?
January 27th, 2006 at 12:42 amFor comic relief DK.
January 27th, 2006 at 1:02 amOn to victory Sir . :puke: :beer: :puke: :beer:
January 27th, 2006 at 1:07 amThat sould be :beer: :puke: :beer: :puke: :beer:
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January 27th, 2006 at 2:25 amI don’t usually puke until after the first dozen or so. And then I only do so, if at all, to make room for the next dozen.
It’s the Viking Way.
January 27th, 2006 at 2:31 amGuess, where I put my vote?
Have a nice day and weekend.
Lots of love from DK
January 27th, 2006 at 3:35 amMOM
Placed my vote. Perhaps we just keep insane hours in the empire, but looks like you’ve started strong. :thumbup:
January 27th, 2006 at 3:43 amVoted.
Speaking of insane hours…time for coffee… :coffee:
January 27th, 2006 at 6:16 am:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
Here, O Emperor. A toast. Yeah, I voted for you. You have to win. Diebold is counting the votes.
January 27th, 2006 at 6:40 amThat would be Canorkian Gay, who had his swishy ass banned from here sometime back, and keeps harping about his sitzpinkling family over at the Realm™ for some strange reason
January 27th, 2006 at 8:32 amjust cast my vote and it looks like its gonna be a tight race between Misha and Ace, too close to call as i see it for the moment but im pulling throwing my weight behind Misha… :calvin: :calvin:
January 27th, 2006 at 9:24 amTHANOS, just to eliminate any potential confusion, it’s not this Ace who’s been nominated over there. The Ace they’re voting on is one of PoliPundit’s regular commenters - maybe the Ace of Hearts or Diamonds, but not the Ace of Spades.
January 27th, 2006 at 10:06 amMisha is a ‘fecless pussmo’?? What does that even MEAN? I think Otis (#66) needs a good butt kicking by this guy :pity:
Anyway, you have a strong lead after 70 some odd comments.
January 27th, 2006 at 11:40 amoh, it’s ‘fecKless’…now it makes more sense…wait a minute, no it doesn’t…
January 27th, 2006 at 11:43 amA “pussmo?”
I don’t mind being insulted, but he could at least use an insult that makes sense. It’s more fun that way.
And thank you for your support, all, I’m overwhelmed here! Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have to go break somebody’s fingers.
January 27th, 2006 at 12:09 pmI have done my part for the empire.
January 27th, 2006 at 12:12 pmJawohl!
January 27th, 2006 at 2:33 pmWhat the hell did the Dread Emperor ever do to Canada???
It not like they ever had the stones to tell Quebec that the French lost the French and Indian war, so they need to get over it and start acting like Canadians.
I notice that their new PM is mouthing off about their ’sovereignty’ over the Northwest Passage. My response to him is the same as my (unspoken) response to Gilles Ducepps in 1993 when he was discussing how quickly the US and Canada would bring Quebec into NAFTA after they gain their sovereignty with a bunch of us interns in the House of Commons. I bit and asked him why he thought so. His reply? “Well, you want to use the St. Lawrence [River], don’t you?”
I looked around the room, I could tell everyone was thinking the same thing I was, although none of us was brave enough to say it.
“Are you kidding? We’re Uncle. Perhaps you’ve heard of us. We’ve saved the world a few times, we’re the big dog in this hemisphere. Nice guys who work for us, maybe you’ve heard of them. They’re called Marines, and they wouldn’t have any trouble keeping the river open to international traffic.”
I want to laugh every time I see him being interviewed in print or on TV. He’s too delusional to be a serious politician.
January 27th, 2006 at 2:54 pmMisha won the contest! :calvin:
January 27th, 2006 at 3:05 pmYou might find this worth your attention.
January 27th, 2006 at 3:06 pmLinkydink
January 27th, 2006 at 3:08 pmGo Misha!! :calvin:
(good thing Calvin was put back in the roster…just in time!)
Anyway…I think ‘Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere’ needs to be prominently displayed on the main page - what a title!! Congrats!
January 27th, 2006 at 3:57 pmcongratulations on the title of Jack Bauer of the blogosphere. Now, do something about that poll question your highness…it’s pretty wimpy if you ask me. Do you REALLY think Jack Bauer would “claim” an affair with Paula Abdul?….Hell, He’d DEMAND an affair with her fer chrissakes….
January 27th, 2006 at 5:25 pmWell deserved rocognition, Sire…may you enjoy your reward. You have been told we rotties would stand for ya’…or vote for ya’ as the case may be. We did, and a pleasure I found it to be. Not to mention the fierce wailing and gnashing of teeth on the part of some frustrated detractors. One guy said we are crazy. You bet, worn with pride. Crazy as a bedbug…. :calvin: :thumbup: :satansmoking:
January 27th, 2006 at 8:24 pmHow could you vote for anyone other than Darth Misha, Lord Protector of American values and bane of Islamofascists!!! :guns:
January 27th, 2006 at 8:48 pm:thumbup:
:calvin:
January 27th, 2006 at 9:51 pmSire, I’ll second that “Woo-Hoo!”
:calvin:
…And if they get around to putting you in charge of CTU this season, could you please fire the frickin’ hobbit? Just because.
January 27th, 2006 at 11:39 pm“The following takes place between 10:00 pm and 11:00 pm”
“You, with the hairy feet, I need to talk to you!”
“Agent Bauer, you do not talk to me that way!”
“You don’t understand, Gamgee, I don’t work for you anymore.”
[Approaching warily] “Alright, suppose I want to hear what you have to say…”
“I need you to hold on to this while I step out for a minute.”
“But… But… That looks like a bomb with a timer on it!”
“I know what it LOOKS like, but that’s not important right now. Just do as I say. I don’t have TIME to explain it!”
“…and the countdown is running!”
“I’m aware of that, but there’s something else at stake here.”
[Stares at bomb] “What? What?”
“I can’t tell you that right now, but if you don’t do as I say, a lot of innocent people are going to get hurt. Do you underSTAND me?” [Shoves bomb at Lynn]
[Reflexively grabs bomb] “Are you sure about this?”
“Never been more sure in my life. Wait here and I’ll be right back.”
January 28th, 2006 at 12:15 am[Walks out of room, shutting armored door. A big explosion inside the room]
“Bill. I’m going to need a mop and a bucket.”
Woooot!! :calvin: Way to go Sire! :thumbup:
January 28th, 2006 at 12:33 amLet the Viking celebration commence :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :puke: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :guns:
…I can only hope that whiny bitch Audrey was in there with him…
January 28th, 2006 at 12:49 am81%! Not bad. When does the “education” of the misdirected 19% begin??
January 28th, 2006 at 2:07 pmVoted for you - TWICE - sire. Sorry, for not voting more often.
January 28th, 2006 at 2:57 pmSire, do we call you Emperor Darth Bauer I now?
Hmmm, not bad, not bad at all.
January 28th, 2006 at 3:40 pmAWESOME..Gratz, M’ Lord!!
:guns:
January 28th, 2006 at 4:25 pmCongratulations, Sire! Voted a couple of times myself… :satansmoking:
January 28th, 2006 at 10:15 pmSunday Funnies…
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Liberty Just in Case has lots of good funnies.
Shoot A Liberal shows…
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January 29th, 2006 at 12:39 am