We’re now supposed to be all a-twitter about the ramifications of one crazed, Islamofascist, goat-buggering, pedophile, “Kill All The Joooos”, stinking old Puslim goat possibly taking over from another one just like him?

Ace and Allahpundit may be seeing something there, but His Majesty sure as Hell doesn’t.

Also a must-read at Hot Air is this: Ahmadinejad’s mentor, considered an extremist even in Iran, may replace the “moderate” chief mullah of Iran.

This is extraodinarily important, because it has been claimed by some — like Christopher Hitchens — that Ahmadinejad wasn’t the scary figure we imagined, because the mullahs had only allowed him to win his office to placate the young, thuggish male crazies of Iran, among whom he was popular. The claim goes that it’s the clerical revolutionary council that holds the real power, and Ahmadinejad may bluster a lot, but the mullahs would restrain him.

Well — if the top theofascist is now to be the guy who gives Ahmadinejad all his crazy ideas, that changes the equation, doesn’t it?

How, exactly?

Unless, of course, you’re of a mind to try and delude your naive self into believing that the only reason that President Milquetoast and his dickless wonders of DC haven’t done fuck all to confront the nuclear nutjobs of Tehran is that they were really “moderates.”

“Moderates” that have been pursuing nukes, “moderates” hanging homosexual teenagers from the neck until dead and “moderates” supplying the terrorists in Iraq as well as Hezbollassholes United and their Merry Katyusha-Slinging Fuckheads, that is.

So we’re supposed to think that the possible replacement of one brand of Nazi Islamofascist Psychopath Fucknozzle with another completely identical one is going to herald a sea change within an Administration with less balls than Jacques Chirac?

Fuck. Desperation really DOES make some people believe in the most inane, asinine and stupid of things just to keep them away from the bottle, doesn’t it?

Quit deluding yourselves.

Nothing short of electron microscopy is ever going to locate the testicles of George “Compassionate Cocktrap” Bush, and you bloody well know it. Even as we speak, James Baker is fitting Ahmadingdong for a strap-on and the cockless wonder at 1600 Penn Ave. is busy stretching his sphincter with an elephant speculum.

29 Responses to “So What Else Is New?”
  1. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    Speaking of iran, koppel did a story on what the inside of the country is like. From the commercials, they portrayed it in nothing but good light and bush as the enemy to the world.

  2. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    I saw those previews as well.

    I was trying like Hell to try to figure out what Ted “Dead American Soldiers Pr0n” Kopulate was saying, but the gargling noises from all of the Pisslamic goat sperm made it impossible.

    If only he’d swallow at least every five minutes or so.

  3. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    Why, they sound like typical Dewmocrats to me…

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    The Iranians, that is. Ted Koppel just sounds like an anti-American asshole.

  5. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker UNITED STATES

    Even as we speak, James Baker is fitting Ahmadingdong for a strap-on and the cockless wonder at 1600 Penn Ave. is busy stretching his sphincter with an elephant speculum.

    As Larry the Cable Guy would say, I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there. Elephant speculum?

    That’s a riot.

  6. Unregistered Comment by peterobinson UNITED STATES

    Apropos of nothing much….

    Koppel/Nightline were “made” by the “Iranian Hostage Crisis”, so one might expect that he’d have a “soft spot” for all things Iranian. I will leave the location of said soft spot to your imaginations.

    For some years, Koppel managed to do what “passed” for a “reasonable approximation” of “fair and balanced” reporting. He did not hold to that minimal standard for several years prior to his retirement, which caused me to “tune him out” “for the duration”. (of his life)
    (??? hey! I think that holds true for the rest of the MSM!!!)

  7. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    Sire,
    Today I was contemplating the difference between subjects of the Empire and the more ‘nuanced’ persons that stand among us robbing oxygen. We know that they get to adopt their positions of smug superiority when lecturing us on our ‘intolerance’ of psychopaths who want nothing more than our blood on their hands. But the real secret: They are deathly afraid of having to do something. They are fundamentally lazy, and therefore will go to any length to delude themselves if they can pat themselves on the back and not actually do anything. That is why things like this are such a surprise to them. I am waiting for a leader with stones enough to give Ahamadinnerjacket a nuke. Or two. Get our enemies out in the open, rather than skulking about waiting for their opportunity to stab us in the back. It isn’t like our restraint will get us worthwhile allies.

  8. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    But the real secret: They are deathly afraid of having to do something. They are fundamentally lazy, and therefore will go to any length to delude themselves if they can pat themselves on the back and not actually do anything.

    So very true.

    I call it “Kick the Can Down the Road Syndrome™”, the fundamental inability in some individuals to make hard decisions, the kind of spinelessness that further manifests itself in a form of insanity allowing themselves to rationalize their willful inaction into “doing what’s best” rather than having to face their own cowardice and inability to do what needs to be done.

    It is the ultimate form of narcissism, deciding that your personal moral qualms about facing a reality you don’t like are more important than the future deaths of millions who wouldn’t have had to die, had you only had a spine.

    It brought us such marvels as WWII, North Korea, Viet Nam and Pol Pot, and all of those put together are nothing compared to what it will get us this time.

    I have nothing but contempt for weaklings like that, and I weep for the untold millions, if not billions, that will have to die as a direct consequence of their cowardice.

  9. Thresher Comment by Thresher UNITED STATES

    *Sigh* It’s news like this from Iran that makes me want to take up drinking.

  10. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    If you’re going in the Corps Thresher, you will eventually anyway. :drunk_tb:
    Part of the culture. Just don’t challenge an Aussie to a drinking contest. Trust me on that one.

    Sire, elephant speculum? You’ve been around BC to much. Only difference is he can provide the visuals.

  11. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    BC, that last comment was just hypothetical. Please don’t actually do it!!
    Shit I can hear him giggling now as he googles “Pachyderm Gynecology”.

  12. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    Crunch, don’t give him any ideas…. Please??

    The phone photo has given me a phobia about answering my fone…

  13. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie UNITED STATES

    Don’t I know it MoMinuteMan.

  14. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6 UNITED STATES

    I was really impressed by the serious posting before it turned to silliness. Silliness, on the one hand, is attempting to distance ones self from the reality, the seriousness of a situation. On the other hand, it can be a “okay, do your worst assholes, we’re coming for you” scenario. I do so prefer to think of it as the latter. You’re right. We just really need to go bomb the absolute dogshit out of these people. We need a President with BIG balls to flush the pc bs and get on with it. Think just maybe when the ragheads blow up one of our cities he’ll grow a set?

  15. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    I have nothing but contempt for weaklings like that, and I weep for the untold millions, if not billions, that will have to die as a direct consequence of their cowardice.

    Failure to nuke Tehran now will cost millions of lives later.

    One button … five minutes. Problem solved.

    Just tell them that we will destroy their capitol if we catch one more jihaddi or explosives smuggler coming over the Iran/Iraq border.

    Then follow through when they try to call what they think is a bluff.

  16. Unregistered Comment by irish19 UNITED STATES

    Sire, I think you and Blackiswhite have hit it pretty much on the head. It’s always easier to kick the can down the road. I’m not certain whether it’s more laziness or cowardice. I think some things are laziness, e.g. fixing Social Security, new energy sources, etc. Some things, like fixing the Islamofascists, may be more cowardice since it’s likely going to take some large-scale killing to fix that one. There’s also the matter of the human aversion (spoken about in an earlier thread about violence) to cold-bloodedly and with much malice aforethought kill a whole bunch of people. However, a determined refusal to even acknowledge the existence of a problem such as the Islamofascists, to stand up to even the worst of their atrocities, or call bullshit on the most egregious of their lies, is most definitely cowardice.
    BTW, before I forget, Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

  17. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    One button … five minutes. Problem solved.

    Should’ve done that on Sept. 12, ‘01.
    There would be American soldiers celebrating Thanksgiving tomorrow who live only in their families hearts.

    Now Bush is dancing and giggling with the Klintonistas. What a betrayal!

  18. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    One button … five minutes. Problem solved.

    Now this is the sort of ignorance that makes me shake my head and sigh.

    It takes nearly 30 minutes for an ICBM to travel to the middle East.

    :doh_tb:

  19. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591 UNITED STATES

    Yeah, Bush is waffling, Baker us a useless idiot, but the legislature and the American people have to bear most of the responsibility for our current policy adrift in contradiction, indecision and outright treason.

    Josh Mancher of “The Adventures of Chester” has a great article
    http://www.theadventuresofchester.com/
    “…But somebody’s got to do it”
    Don’t miss it. Chester knows whereof he speaks.

  20. Unregistered Comment by cfbleachers UNITED STATES

    Replacing one Mullahfia don with another (ie; Al-Kahpoontang replaces RockMan “Sashimi” Jongotti)is simply ladeling from the same kettle of stinking fish.

    (much like replacing the last Congress with this current one)

    It’s a distinction without a difference.

    We simply need to treat it as such and form our own Untouchables to shoot them in their unmentionables.

    But whom do we advocate for the job? Our next Elliot Ness? Certainly not Jim (Screw the Jews) Baker, because the difference between his “realpolitik” crew and ChiTown muni judges on the take…is simply a matter of the number of zeroes on the bribe and sellout. Think billions…with a “b”.

    Biden, Pelosi, Levin and Reid? LOL. Think speakeasy owners who WANT the Mullahfia to prevail, they’ve been silently rooting for them all along.

    A Walter Winchell in the Ministry of Media? We have all the “man of the people” “populist” leftist anti-Semites we can stand as it is. They would sell out Israel (and America) for two coupons for a McCamel Sandwich and a carton of goat milk.

    I’m looking for a nomination…and can’t seem to come up with a single soul. What a sad commentary.

  21. nclivingbrit2 Comment by nclivingbrit2 UNITED STATES

    Ever taken a look in a septic tank? One turd looks much like another…..

  22. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Deathknyte says: “Speaking of iran, koppel did a story on what the inside of the country is like. From the commercials, they portrayed it in nothing but good light and bush as the enemy to the world“…

    Well DK, that little bit of propaganda (it can’t be described truthfully as anything else) was on the History Channel (the same clowns now denigrating the whole Thanksgiving holiday scene) and I tried, I really tried to watch it…

    Talk about your typical MSM chock full of fecal matter, there was no real mention of what Iran’s mullahs and other asshats were really up to…

    Don’t you know it but all these poor towel heads are just misunderstood by us here in the US…

  23. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    You should have gotten that just from the commercials Juandos.

    I personally liked the iranian girl that said “Iran is not a dangerous country”, maybe not to iranians it isn’t but put my happy Germanic ass there and I garuntee that I will find it highly dangerous.

  24. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Why, they sound like typical Dewmocrats to me…

    The Iranians, that is. Ted Koppel just sounds like an anti-American asshole.

    Is there a difference, Wil?

    Fairness Doctrine: Yes there are a lot of Iranians out there who have had it up to whereever you want to indicate with the Mullahfia. But I am willing to bet that NONE of them were interviewed by Koppel and Ko. And any that DID accidentally slip through the net and made any statements concerning what they might have really thought about living under the mullahsiosi didn’t wind up on the cutting room floor. They wound up in the hands of whatever replaced the SAVAK…

  25. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I had to grin, no…make that a belly laugh. I wonder hwo the Muzzies would feel about these liberals backing them up? Seems like it’s discrimination against goats and camels in my book. Not the cigarettes, I smoke those, non-filters.
    So with a wry grin….
    http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2006/nov/06112202.html

  26. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    I personally liked the iranian girl that said “Iran is not a dangerous country”, maybe not to iranians it isn’t but put my happy Germanic ass there and I garuntee that I will find it highly dangerous

    Hey DK, I have to wonder what these people might have thought about that girl’s statement?

    Then there is this little bit of horror:

    Foreign Affairs Ministry’s senior spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told journalists last week when asked about international and national reactions to the death sentence against Ms Leyla Mafi, an 18 years old girl who has a mental age of eight.

    Leyla was condemned to death by a religious court in the central city of Arak on charges of “acts contrary to chastity” by controlling a brothel, having intercourse with blood relatives and giving birth to an illegitimate child. She is to be flogged before she is executed. She had apparently “confessed” to the charges

    Leyla was forced into prostitution by her mother when she was eight years old, according to the 28 November report published by the London-based Amnesty International, and was raped repeatedly thereafter. She gave birth to her first child when she was nine, and was sentenced to 100 lashes for prostitution at around the same time. At the age of 12, her family sold her to an Afghan man to become his “temporary wife”.

  27. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6 UNITED STATES

    Hey everybody. Uhm, you followers of Islam as well. You slime encrusted pieces of camel shit. You write these laws, you commit these acts, you punish the persons you commited these acts upon. I find it near impossible to comprehend the mind set that follows this logic. Get your heads right, or prepare to die. It will not be an honorable death. Your people, by the millions, will simply cease to exist. No jihadist glory, just incineration. “Good” or “bad”, you will simply suddenly cease to exist. You moderates? You better control the psychos or your death will be an unfortunate matter of “collateral damage”. You will be just as dead as them, and only because you would not make them sit down and shut up. Do you really believe that your religion is so superior? Fine. Live it. Those who do not choose it? Oh well for them. Same for any other. Imposition of your belief system is not acceptable. You say what you want to say to people who want to listen. I’ll listen if I hear something that I find true. Otherwise, fuck off.

  28. RobH Comment by RobH MEXICO

    This is not a hard choice.

    We either protect Western Civilization and our way of life, or we give in to the Islamofascists.

    And I’m sorry that millions might die, but you know, the way of life we have is worth protecting.

    We can either live in peace and destroy those who wish us ill, or not.

    I’d like to think we can destroy them, and I also think they have no idea who they’re up against.

    But they’re gonna find out.

    Burn in hell, you Muslim fanatics.

  29. Unregistered Comment by tradewind UNITED STATES

    #28,

    Someone (I forget who) said it: ‘ Nuke ‘em and start over’….

    Just pave paradise and put up a parking lot.