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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Merry Christmas, Sheikh

(Via Hot Air)

According to an FBI bulletin, obtained by ABCNews.com, the 68-year-old Omar Abdel-Rahman began to spit up blood on Dec. 6, and was rushed from prison to the emergency room of St. John’s Regional Hospital in Springfield, Mo.

Wonderful! Gastric hemorrhaging! So what’s up with his liver? Could it be… Ohhh pretty, pretty please?

“He accepted a needed transfusion to replace lost blood. While he was under examination, medical authorities also discovered a tumor on his liver,” the FBI situational awareness bulletin noted.

YES! Cancer! Hooray! Not only will the vile, ragheaded monster die, he’ll die in extreme discomfort and pain as well. Allah be praised!

ULULULULULULULULULULULULU!

The FBI bulletin reminded authorities that the sheikh had previously called for reprisal attacks in the case of his death in prison.

Ohnoes! Does this mean that the period of unprecedented peace, tolerance and harmony from the Religion of Piss that we’ve been enjoying for so long is over? Whatever will we DO?

This is why you execute terrorists. Sure, their cave-dwelling sodomite followers will be pissed off, but they’ll be pissed off no matter what. Might as well save the enormous costs of keeping the subhuman vermin alive. But oh no, “we mustn’t make martyrs of them.”

Well, you bleeding-heart pussies. Just what the fuck do you think that the blind buttplug will be when he croaks from cancer?

They want to be martyrs? Fine, I say. Let’s help them all that we can in achieving that goal. The quicker and the more, the merrier. Martyr the whole inbred, sibling-fucking lot of them. Yesterday.

The bulletin cited what it said was his last will and testament distributed at an al Qaeda press conference in 1998.

“My Brothers…If they [the Americans] kill me, which they will certainly do – hold my funeral and send my corpse to my family, but do not let my blood be shed in vain.

Our retarded, PC government had damn well better NOT waste any of my money on a funeral for that mass-murdering, pedophile-following fig farmer, and if his rotting carcass is to be sent to his family, it had better be in installments. Very tiny, gory installments. Laced with pig lard and dipped in the rancid semen of a leprous hog.

Oh, and if his family of retards call the number on the screen right NOW, we’ll throw in the brutally mangled corpse of the traitorous cunt, Lynne Stewart, as well.

36 Responses to “Merry Christmas, Sheikh”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Clarion

    Whoa. I thought you called yourself a Christian. Wishing suffering on anyone, including your worst enemies, seems distinctly…un-Christian. :thumbdown_tb:

    Remember, let $DEITY do the heavy lifting there. It’s just our job to arrange the meeting.

  2. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Wishing suffering on anyone, including your worst enemies, seems distinctly…un-Christian.

    Try as I might, I just cannot recall the part of Sunday School when we were taught not to wish ill on our enemies.

    But, then again, I AM decidedly Old Testamental and wholly reject the Birkenstock-wearing, mellow, turn-the-other-cheek-while-you’re-being-gutted-with-a-scimitar interpretation of Christianity.

    I have no doubt that G-d will deal with the blind bastard more efficiently than we mere mortals could ever hope to but, again, I can’t find the part of the Book that instructs me to stay neutral in the battle between Good and Evil until the sickos are roasting in Hell.

  3. E L Frederick Comment by E L Frederick

    It’s likely, Tuberculosis, as well as cancer. TB seems to love the third world places where these scum hide under rocks.

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur UNITED STATES

    Actually, it sums up exactly “What’s Wrong with This Picture” to shed light on their modus operendi: Commit horrendous acts of murder, and then if justice is appropriately meted out, you’re a martyr.

    Only a foaming, slathering rock-worshipper could pretend to see the logic in that.

  5. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    It’s likely, Tuberculosis, as well as cancer. TB seems to love the third world places where these scum hide under rocks.

    It’s possible, I suppose, but I think it more likely that the tumor has caused hypertension in the portal vein, leading to esophageal varices and, when they eventually rupture, bleeding.

    Which means, happy joy joy, that the tumor is likely a lot worse than the article makes it sound.

  6. E L Frederick Comment by E L Frederick

    May he live long enough to find joy in his exquisite agony.

  7. thepresenceusmc Comment by thepresenceusmc UNITED STATES

    Can we saw his head off with a rusty knife? Pretty please?

  8. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    On the bright side, liver cancer is a very nasty kind of cancer. Long, drawn out extremely painful death. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole. :clap_tb:

  9. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    On the bright side, liver cancer is a very nasty kind of cancer. Long, drawn out extremely painful death

    So it won’t be necessary to beat the son of a bitch to death with hog shank after all… :razz_wp:

  10. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    Woohoo!
    Die motherfucker, die!
    Some people just need killin’!
    If Big C takes him out in pain and agony then so much the better.
    My regret is all the money we spent keeping this shitbag alive for all these years.
    For all the cash the public has donated to that effort we should at least get a livecam on the intertubes so we can watch him suffer. Hell, I might even pay extra.

  11. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    Maxx-

    livecam on the intertubes so we can watch him suffer. Hell, I might even pay extra.

    Great idea, maybe we should launch the Rottie Pay-Per-View Network?

    Where do I sign up?

    I have no doubt that G-d will deal with the blind bastard more efficiently than we mere mortals could ever hope to but, again, I can’t find the part of the Book that instructs me to stay neutral in the battle between Good and Evil until the sickos are roasting in Hell.

    Zackly !!! In fact, quite a few points specifically forbid us from NOT confronting evil, wherever we find it and however we need to deal with it.

  12. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Give the sheikh a transplant using a pig’s liver.

    It does work at least temporarily. *snicker*

  13. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    On the bright side, liver cancer is a very nasty kind of cancer. Long, drawn out extremely painful death

    You puke up blood until you die. Liver cancer has to be the worst way to go. I think of people I have known who have died from it. They did not deserve such a horrible death. This piece of excrement does deserve it. Too bad a transfusion that could have helped a human was wasted on this pile of pig feces.

  14. EvilFreeSmeg Comment by EvilFreeSmeg UNITED STATES

    How great is this? First a dhimmicrat has a stroke (and don’t let them tell you it was anything else), now this sack of pig vomit has a nasty form of cancer.

    Looks to me like God is a bit pissed this week.

  15. TPCrasher78 Comment by TPCrasher78 UNITED STATES

    Awwwww, poor wittle Sheikh, he’s spittin up bwood. Awwww. If that’s a little pain, the Sheikh has an eternity in hell to enjoy…..

    Good fucking riddance. Bunk with Pinochet and Hitler when you reach hell, you blind fucking bastard!

  16. Unregistered Comment by Azygos UNITED STATES

    While I can take great joy in the suffering of this POS (won’t compare him to pig shit as it would be an insult to actual pig shit) I think EvilFreeSmeg is out of line rejoicing in the CVA experienced by Mr. Johnson. Whether I agree with his politics or not I pray for him and his family and pray for a speedy recovery.

    Taking another tack I doubt he actually had an AVM, a berry aneurysm is much more likely especially at his age. AVM patients usually die by the time they are in their early thirties.

  17. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe UNITED STATES

    While my first response was also to yell, whoopee!, what’d be most cool would be if Oral Roberts would go see the scum-bucket and give him the chance to accept Jesus and be healed. It’d be pretty satisfying to see ol’ Oral smacking the Sheik around with the Holy Spirit, like he used to do in the big tent revivals. I loved watching it as a kid–kinda like Pentecostal Tom & Jerry. Wouldn’t a miraculously regenerated, cancer-free liver and Christ-worshiping sheik really stick a fork in al Qaeda and islam in general? ‘Course, my human mind says Rachman is so unregenerate, he’d prob’ly refuse, die in agony, and go to hell, but my soul knows God can do anything –the only question is will people accept His gifts?

  18. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace

    Save cash. Slit the asshole’s throat, now.

    As far as the whole

    “Wishing suffering on anyone, including your worst enemies, seems distinctly…un-Christian.”

    goes.

    Fuck ‘em, and feed ‘em fish heads.
    It turns out that I’m not real religious.

  19. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    While I can take great joy in the suffering of this POS (won’t compare him to pig shit as it would be an insult to actual pig shit) I think EvilFreeSmeg is out of line rejoicing in the CVA experienced by Mr. Johnson. Whether I agree with his politics or not I pray for him and his family and pray for a speedy recovery.

    Ditto. There ARE people in this world that deserve a stroke, but Mr Johnson isn’t one of them. I, too, pray for his speedy and full recovery and that G-d will give his family and loved ones strength throughout these horrible times.

    Too bad a transfusion that could have helped a human was wasted on this pile of pig feces.

    The only kind of “transfusion” I would have given that blind pig bastard would be by wringing a used tampon over his open mouth.

    Then I’d assign a Joooish nurse to him and make him BEG for each dose of pain meds until he croaked. In Hebrew.

  20. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Fuck ‘em, and feed ‘em fish heads.
    It turns out that I’m not real religious.

    If the effeminate, metrosexual, bunny-hugging misinterpretation of Christ is what’s called “Christian” these days, then I’m not religious either.

    A lot of people are going to be real surprised when He comes back the second time, dressed up in combat gear and wielding a flaming sword, ready to kick some serious ass.

  21. TPCrasher78 Comment by TPCrasher78 UNITED STATES

    Misha, you ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie sire. Christians ain’t doormats. FYI- Protestant doesn’t mean pussy. Bring it the fuck on, my pastor has a nice collection of rifles- single shot and automatic ready for any UN suck up or mooselimb head cutting, sheep fucking, child molesting piece of shit out there.

    By the way, Merry Christmas. And remember this mooselimbs. Jesus loves, but we think you’re a bunch of assholes. And remember this. Christ came in quiet and on a donkey on Palm Sunday. Read Revelation. He’s coming back PISSED OFF, WITH A SWORD OF FIRE, and over 100 MILLION PISSED OFF SERAPHIM CHARGING IN FULL MAXIMUS/WILLIAM WALLACE FASHION. And the Lord’s bringing an Ass Whoopin with him.

    Here’s some examples of Christ NOT being PC and sensitive.

    -Clearing out the temple, kicking money changers and usuries in the ass, and fashioning a whip to do so.
    -Jesus telling Peter, who talked alot out of his ass, and not in God’s will- “Get behind me, Satan!” Oh and he knew Peter would deny him 3 times. Only God forgave Peter and let Peter redeem himself. Judas? Well, he hanged on a tree, til he decayed and when his body fell, guts went splat all over that hill…..watch Hannibal which alludes to that.
    -Jesus calling out the Pharisees as white washed tombs and hypocrites.
    -Jesus asking the disciples and skeptics, ARE YOU SO DENSE?

    Yeah Jesus was kind, but he was a man. Deal with it, you feminizers of religion. God’s path is not for the wuss, the collaborator, or the liberal, but it’s open to anyone who has the faith, the balls, and the strength to follow God.

    FYI- God’s gonna whip that ass come Armageddon.

  22. Unregistered Trackback by A Blog For All UNITED STATES

    Instigator of Mass Murder Near Death…

    Rahman is one of the spiritual ancestors to Osama Bin Laden, and it was Rahman’s followers who convinced al Qaeda to target the World Trade Center for destruction. Al Qaeda and its splinter groups continue to try and carry out attacks against those d….

  23. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    Ok, let’s set the record straight… It’s “WHUPASS” not “WHOOPASS”.

    Dictionary.com - Definition of “Whoop”

    whoop ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hp, hwp, wp)
    n.

    A loud cry of exultation or excitement.
    A shout uttered by a hunter or warrior.
    A hooting cry, as of a bird.
    The paroxysmal gasp characteristic of whooping cough.

    v. whooped, whoop·ing, whoops
    v. intr.
    To utter a loud shout or cry. See Synonyms at shout.
    To utter a hooting cry.
    To make the paroxysmal gasp characteristic of whooping cough.

    v. tr.
    To utter with a whoop.
    To chase, call, urge on, or drive with a whoop: whooping the cattle down the road.

    Idiom:
    whoop it up Slang
    To have a jolly, noisy celebration.
    To express or arouse enthusiasm; cheer: conventioneers whooping it up for their candidate.
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    Dictionary.com - Definition of “Whup”

    whup ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hwp, wp, hwp, wp)
    v. Chiefly Southern U.S.
    Variant of whip.
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    Dictionary.com - Definition of “Whip”

    whip ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hwp, wp)
    v. whipped, or whipt (hwpt, wpt) whip·ping, whips
    v. tr.
    To strike with repeated strokes, as with a strap or rod; lash.

    To punish or chastise by repeated striking with a strap or rod; flog.
    To afflict, castigate, or reprove severely: “For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure” (Ralph Waldo Emerson).
    To drive, force, or compel by flogging, lashing, or other means.
    To strike or affect in a manner similar to whipping or lashing: Icy winds whipped my face.
    To beat (cream or eggs, for example) into a froth or foam.
    Informal. To snatch, pull, or remove in a sudden manner: He whipped off his cap.
    To sew with a loose overcast or overhand stitch.
    To wrap or bind (a rope, for example) with twine to prevent unraveling or fraying.
    Nautical. To hoist by means of a rope passing through an overhead pulley.
    Informal. To defeat; outdo: Our team can whip your team.

    n.
    An instrument, either a flexible rod or a flexible thong or lash attached to a handle, used for driving animals or administering corporal punishment.
    A whipping or lashing motion or stroke; a whiplash.
    A blow, wound, or cut made by or as if by whipping.
    —————————————————

    Summation:

    Whoop = Making Noise.

    Whup = Kicking Your Ass.

    Can we all please start using the right word??

  24. Redeard Comment by Redeard UNITED STATES

    The cost of this pig’s suffering will be enormous to us taxpayers. I wonder if we could send a bill to the Saudi’s for all of his medical expenses until he croaks?

  25. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    The cost of this pig’s suffering will be enormous to us taxpayers.

    Yeah, ’till now That money was purty much spent on no good use,. but chips falling as they do today, this could be a good time to let technology work. :devil_tb:

  26. jaybear Comment by jaybear UNITED STATES

    MoMinuteMan elucidates:

    Summation:

    Whoop = Making Noise.

    Whup = Kicking Your Ass.

    Can we all please start using the right word?? Summation:

    Whoop = Making Noise.

    Whup = Kicking Your Ass.

    Can we all please start using the right word??

    So using that clarification, if I overdose on bowls of good hot chili, then those noises I hear close behind me are due to a bad case of Ass Whoop right?

  27. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    So using that clarification, if I overdose on bowls of good hot chili, then those noises I hear close behind me are due to a bad case of Ass Whoop right?

    :lol_wp: Right! I will never think of farts the same way again…

    Ass Whoop caught on FILR. Ain’t technology grand??

  28. Unregistered Trackback by Riehl World View

    Yeah, So What and So What?…

    I understand the rationale behind increasing our awareness over the, hopefully, pending death of blind sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman. But it isn’t as if they need a reason to attack. I fail to recall a terrorist dying in an American prison…

  29. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Of course it will go over their heads, but technically, he wouldn’t have died “in prison”. He would have gone to his just reward :devil_tb: in one of our fine hospitals with the citizens of this country picking up the bill for him receiving the best treatment in the world to keep his diseased ass alive. Besides, WTF is he doing at the Springfield Medical Center for federal prisoners, when he’s is suppose to be at The United States Penitentiary Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX) in Florence

    Being he has been sentenced to life, where the hell do they expect him to die? Unless the muzzies have a plan for marching into Springfield, Mo. to free him, I don’t foresee any outcome but for him to die in custody (and the sooner the better). All his last will and testament will do is convince some of his followers to expose themselves to avenge his death and get their 72 raisins. :clap_tb:

    Maybe it’s just me, but I would want more than a box of raisins.

  30. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    …if I overdose on bowls of good hot chili….

    Yum! :tongue_rolleye_ee:

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  32. p51driver Comment by p51driver UNITED STATES

    Hopefully that was jewish blood that they used for a transfusion.

  33. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    Just feed him to the hogs … make sausage of the hogs … send his family the sausage.

    He can drive the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile into hell.

  34. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    How great a twofer would it be if we lost both this scumbag AND Castro on the same day!?!? I’ll leave Tim Johnson out of this, but…

  35. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Yes, let him shit his guts outs……

  36. Unregistered Comment by johnhank INDIA

    Hi, I m John Hank. wish you a merry christmas and prosperous New Year.
    Enjoy this Christmas to the fullest!!!

    John Hank
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