Dhimmi KharTard, The Worst President Ever™, (aka “The Ambulating Abortion” & “Arafuck’s Analingual Amigo™”) continues his deep-tongue probing of the Paleosimians’ collective colon in search of The Holy Corn Kernel™.

Go read it. That is all.

F.E.T.E.

20 Responses to “Yep. SuperStoopid™’s Still Slurping Simian Semen”
  1. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    He should have bowed out like Uncle Ronnie.
    This is just so not pretty.

  2. bigdicksplace Comment by bigdicksplace UNITED STATES

    The only thing he can lay claim to is dead servicemen and a drunken brother.
    Fuck Carter.

    (Got ya’ covered, Big D.—B.)

  3. SoCalOilMan Comment by SoCalOilMan UNITED STATES

    Mr. Peanut sez:

    When asked my proposals for peace in the Middle East, I summarized by calling for Hamas members and all other Palestinians to renounce violence and adopt the same commitment made by the Arab nations in 2002: the full recognition of Israel’s right to exist in peace within its legally recognized 1967 borders (to be modified by mutual agreement by land swaps).

    Which the towelheads have repeatedly refused to do, so I really don’t see how this keeps being Israel’s fault.

    Same old libtard thinking, if it don’t work, do it again and expect different results, rinse, repeat.

  4. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    What a despicable,pitiful little piece of shit! He fucked up his chance to be a man and now we all have to pay for it! He shits on Israel and the U.S. on a regular basis to anyone who will listen and this book doesn’t surprise me one bit! I think he hates anyone with balls because he has such small shriveled ones.

  5. Lord Nazh Comment by Lord Nazh UNITED STATES

    Read that over at AutOne’s, nice piece.

    Jimmah is a serious drain on air. Maybe Gore will finally figure out that Mr. Carter is causing global warming o.O

    OT: Santa busted

  6. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    Maxx-

    small shriveled ones.

    You assume too much, that presupposes he had any to begin with…he didn’t.

    He’s just missing the good old days, making Yassar giggle via lingual prostate stimulation.

    But he’s still trying to find that last little niblet up there, even though it’s no longer at 98.6 degrees.

  7. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi UNITED STATES

    He’s just missing the good old days, making Yassar giggle via lingual prostate stimulation.

    Well that, and when the Joooooooooooooooooos knew their place: as slaves.

  8. Unregistered Comment by Azygos UNITED STATES

    I made clear in the book’s text and in my response to the rabbis that the system of apartheid in Palestine is not based on racism but the desire of a minority of Israelis for Palestinian land and the resulting suppression of protests that involve violence.

    Well I got that far before having to vomit. What a load of crap from this POS.

  9. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    Couldn’t he just convert to islam and get it over with?

  10. Lord Nazh Comment by Lord Nazh UNITED STATES

    I don’t think Islam is crazy enough to accept jimmah

  11. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher UNITED STATES

    They will accept anyone.

    If Jimmah goes apostate, they’ll just shorten him by about 6 inches.

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    If Jimmah goes apostate, they’ll just shorten him by about 6 inches.

    And, apart from the much improved looks, nobody is likely to notice the difference.

    Unless everything I learned about cockroaches in untrue, that is.

  13. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    The diff’ ‘tween Jimmah and cockroaches

    Male cockroaches have two peckers with attending, er, magazines.

    Jimmah has yet to display any evidence of such.

    Cockroaches respect other cockroaches

    Jimmah diss’s randomly.

    Cockroaches hide when not working.

    Jimmah can’t keep quiet or tastefully hidden.

    When the crumbs are gone, the cockroaches are gone.

    Jimmah stands on the ashes of his massive incompetance to relive his imagined victory, and still won’t go away.

    Cockroaches don’t stink or make noise.

    Cockroaches live in little cracks,

    jimmah preffers to BE the crack.

    Yep, cockroaches have it allllll over the ol’ peanut pusher.

    They’re better neighbors, co-habitors. ‘Don’t cost anything and will probably be here centuries after we’re gone.

    Unlike jimmah, ya gotta respect them roaches, then squish em’.

  14. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    Unlike jimmah, ya gotta respect them roaches, then squish em’.

    What? We can’t just squish jimmah?

    Oh, sorry, I get it now. We just give the roaches a little more respect before we give ‘em a size 14 funeral.

  15. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone UNITED STATES

    *little respect scrap the “more”… ^sigh^

  16. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    Yep, they’ve earned it more than jimmah.

  17. purple raider Comment by purple raider UNITED STATES

    Dhimmi Carter is like the Cleveland Browns:

    A frozen Turd at midfield.

    BTW: props to Mount Union College, Kings of D-3 for the 9th time.

  18. BITOA Comment by BITOA UNITED STATES

    “WE THEN HELD HANDS AND………….”
    FUCK-OFF CARTER!

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  20. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Former Carter apologist now fears Carter…

    Melvin Konner is a professor of anthropology at Emory University says: “For me, it means the loss of one of my greatest heroes. I have never allowed a snide remark about Jimmy Carter’s “failed” presidency to pass without contradicting it. I have said countless times that he is the greatest former president, setting a new standard for that role.

    I don’t recognize Carter any more. I am afraid of him now, for myself and for my children. He has not just turned his back on the balance and fairness that all peacemaking depends on. He has become a spokesman for the enemies of my people. He has become an apologist for terrorists.”