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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Hey, Teacher!

LEAVE THE KIDS THE FUCK ALONE! (Via LC & IB Ace)

A primary school has been accused of spoiling Christmas for pupils after a lesson telling them that Santa Claus does not exist.

Children as young as nine were told that only ’small children believe in Father Christmas’.

And yesterday their parents criticised teachers for taking the ‘magic’ out of the festive period.

Damn straight they are.

When will those overpaid, underworked, meddling fuckwad teachers finally figure out that their job is to teach the kids and leave the bringing up to the parents?

Listen, we KNOW that actually teaching is hard work, and that it’s a daunting task indeed when one has the intellectual whatnot of a boiled escargot, but if you can’t cut it, there are always ditches to be dug, hamburgers to be flipped and public streets to be swept.

The kids will find out soon enough that Santa doesn’t really exist, so what’s the fucking harm in letting them believe in him until then? What’s the irreparable damage to society caused by letting children put out milk and cookies for old Saint Nick, writing letters to him and wondering what the cheery old card in the red suit might bring them this year?

We mean, fair is fair, we rational human beings let you drooling, knuckledragging imbeciles go through life believing that socialism might actually work, don’t we?

Can’t our kids at least have their bedtimes stories, myths and fairy tales in peace as well?

Note: This story is from Britain (big surprise there), but His Imperial Majesty doesn’t exactly have to stretch his imagination very far to see the exact same thing happening in our PC-infested, post-modern publik “skools” over here.

One word of advice: If the Imperial Heirs come home from school one day, crying their little eyes out because teacher told them that there’s no Santa Claus, there will be somebody else crying in short order too. Multiple open fractures can be very, very painful, or so we hear.

13 Responses to “Hey, Teacher!”
  1. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Assholes. Santa’s as real as Human-Induced Global Worming™.

    :drunk_tb:

  2. LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR UNITED STATES

    So does that mean my Pilot Logbook entries (classified assignment and route) on 12/25-26 since I soloed are invalid?

    crying their little eyes out because teacher told them that there’s no Santa Claus, there will be somebody else crying in short order too. Multiple open fractures can be very, very painful, or so we hear.

    Mish- I still have 3 little ones to your north. Wanna make that a joint mission when it happens?

  3. Unregistered Trackback by Wake up America>Is it the Story or the Credibility UNITED STATES

    Ho Ho Hooooold on a second here……

    As a PARENT, if my child was in a classroom where a teacher did something like this, I would be absolutely LIVID. It is NOT the place of a teacher or the school administration to decide when my children are old enough to stop believing in Santa Claus…..

  4. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog UNITED STATES

    That just plain pisses a person off! There’s no excuse or reason good enough for these assholes to do this, other than the fact they are indeed, assholes!
    Liberalism sucks! It poisons the mind, dulls the senses and steals the real joy out of life.

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    More than once I have wanted to kick the living shit out of some leberal teacher involved in educationg my daughter. Usually left wing, feminazi, man hating nut cases. But I wondered how they would take me asking them as I stomped ths shit out of them…”I had a dysfunctional childhood, why are you making me do this?” Of such things dreams are made. That reality denied me, I fuck with them in the paper.

  6. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR UNITED STATES

    How about the little five year old that got in trouble for sexual harrassment? Yep, the irony with these PC assholes is they scream for free speach to slam sleaze every corner you turn down our kids throats, and then turn around and punish them for it. I mean shoot, look at the fricken shows for teens. They deal with sex and shit. I see all of it with my boyfriend’s teen daughter.

    And here is a quick story. His 15 year old, freshman high school daughter is having problems with geometry. The school does these semester things where her geometry is over this month and they took the books away already. Finals are this week. Teacher is too busy doing God knows what to put notes up, so she passes around her notebook for the kids to copy the notes. Fuck teaching them. Then his daughter comes home and asks her dad if she can have $20 to buy a Starbucks gift card. The teacher gave the kids a “Christmas wish list” for extra credit and may override their finals. I flipped out. How the hell are they going to pass state exams if these assholes are not teaching? I need that book to at least tutor her and the teacher’s has not returned his calls for requests of past test to review her weakness. He’s worried about complaining and it might jeapordize her in the school with other teachers. Fuck that. I told him if this is how the school runs and her SATs suck because she didn’t really learn, her chances at a good college are down the drain. This is just bullshit. Luckily, I’m turning him into a vile, evil neocon (already conservative, just not as intense, and he loves it!). He wants me to write the letter. We’re copying the superintendent of the schools and if she gets retaliation, he’s got friends that are news editors. Fuck this shit. This is our future. And I’ve had people tell me since I don’t have a kid, I shouldn’t be concerned. Well, in Florida, we don’t have income tax. We have property tax. A good % of those taxes go to the schools. The way I see it, I have more right to bitch than renters WITH kids. I fucking care…these kids will be running our country when I’m old. And I’ll be fucking damned if I am not going to be concerned. It is MY money, since I’m a property owner to get pissed about this and I pay into it.

    This is just one more reason to homeschool your kids. Concerning my state’s tax situation, another reason I’m against illegal aliens. And regarding Miami’s outrage about being called a third world country…truth fucking hurts.

  7. purple raider Comment by purple raider UNITED STATES

    Reason 8,497,342 for why we homeschool our child.

    As long as teachers are controlled by a union, Raider Nation will not submit our child to being brainwashed.

  8. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    We mean, fair is fair, we rational human beings let you drooling, knuckledragging imbeciles go through life believing that socialism might actually work, don’t we?

    Well said, Majesty. Socialism is a deadly fable.

  9. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    re: Hey, Teacher!

    Ahhhh, Pink Floyd…

    I wonder what the group would think of the following?

    Wednesday December 20, 2006
    School accuses 5-year-old of sex harassment

    HAGERSTOWN - A kindergarten student was accused earlier this month of sexually harassing a classmate at Lincolnshire Elementary School, an accusation that will remain on his record until he moves to middle school.

    Washington County Public Schools spokeswoman Carol Mowen said the definition of sexual harassment used by the school system is, “unwelcome sexual advances, request for sexual favors and/or other inappropriate verbal, written or physical conduct of a sexual nature directed toward others.”

    Mowen said that definition comes from the Maryland State Department of Education.

    According to a school document provided by the boy’s father, the 5-year-old pinched a girl’s buttocks on Dec. 8 in a hallway at the school south of Hagerstown.

  10. nclivingbrit2 Comment by nclivingbrit2 UNITED STATES

    Well, not every teacher is a Libtard.

    My wife’s school prays before faculty meetings/lunches/gatherings, has a Christmas door decorating contest (religious/Christian themes allowed) and still has a football team called the Warriors, complete with the appropriate head-dressed mascot.

    The middle school on the other hand, is run by a crazy Libtard wannabe Black Panther, so when the kids get to her English class, they still need to be taught the parts of speech and the use of punctuation. Assuming they can read at all.

  11. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911 UNITED STATES

    (snags bottles from tables, stows glassware, sit’s down with jug and quill to await coming exitement)

    You better not sneer, ya better not shout
    Ya better be nice or we’re kickin’ you out

    Big Nick Clause is coming,,to town.

    He’ll be kickin’ your ass, stompin’ it twice
    For tellin’ the kids what’s wrong with what’s nice.

    Big Nick Clause is cominggggg to town.

    The folks out in the country will pack your ass with glee
    And you will find it hard to walk
    with your very own Christmas tree!

    Soooo,,,
    You better not sneer, ya better not shout
    Ya better be nice or we’re kickin’ you out

    Big Nick Clause is coming,,to town.

  12. EvilFreeSmeg Comment by EvilFreeSmeg UNITED STATES

    I watched Boondock saints last night. There was a movie with one hell of an idea. Take it with the old southern reason for killing “he needed killin” and we just might be able to fix this nation.

    It also doesn’t hurt I know the local coroner and the owner of a local funeral home

  13. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus UNITED STATES

    “Santa Claus” the legend does not exist, but the man the legend is based off of was very much real: Saint Nicholas of Myra was a 4th Century bishop. It’s about the only thing that’s known about him. He is the patron saint of children. (Natch.)

    From NewAdvent.org:

    His relics are still preserved in the church of San Nicola in Bari; up to the present day an oily substance, known as Manna di S. Nicola, which is highly valued for its medicinal powers, is said to flow from them.

    http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/11063b.htm

    The legend was attached to him by countries such as Germany and Switzerland later on.

    Of course, even mentioning words such as, “saint,” or, “religion,” in a discussion in front of liberals would be like presenting garlic to vampires.