We really weren’t going to waste any electrons on this, but seeing as how it’s escalating wildly, and considering who it is that is about to get her big, fat, Goodyear-sized arse caught in the wringer, there is just no way we can leave the Rosie O’Donut vs. The Donald Cage Match alone.
For background, should you need it, go here.
Short version: Rosie O’Blimparse, in an attempt to outdo herself in obnoxiousness, launches into a long, barely coherent tirade accusing Donald Trump of anything under the Sun, strangely leaving out the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. She probably hasn’t heard of it. The Donald responds in a nuclear fashion, tearing the daft cow to shreds verbally and reminding her, in a not-so-subtle fashion, that his $5 billion+ net worth will buy a lot of legal assistance.
Now the ambulatory mountain of lard O’Donut, obviously a bit nervous about the potentially harmful nature of the attention she’s getting, responds by posting a Wikipedia (Truth by Majority Vote) quote defining “bankruptcy” on her blog (or should it be “blob?”)
What a masterful defense, Rosie, particularly considering that you know absolutely nothing of the actual complaints in the suit that Trump is threatening to land in your overly ample lap at some unspecified point in the future. We cannot count the number of suits that have been thrown out of court as a result of the defense team cunningly quoting Wikipedia, that unrivalled bastion of objective and absolute truth.
Oh, and finally. We can’t help but admire the lack of basic literacy in Miss Lardarse’s parting shot on her “blog.”
loving the wiki
i use it
do ui will let u know if the donald sues me
or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals
dont u find him charming
Compared to you?
That’s hardly fair, now is it? We mean, we’ve fished slimy clots out of clogged drains that were more charming than you.
But thanks for confirming your illiteracy with that post. We’ve long known that, when you starred on Riding the Bus with My Sister, you weren’t really, you know, acting.
Bring on the popcorn.
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Rosie the Blogger ….
I guess if you have over 50 million blogs, at least one will have to occupy the far end of the bell curve.
December 21st, 2006 at 1:58 pmI hope the Donald sues her ample ass off !!!!
December 21st, 2006 at 2:16 pmSTICK IT TO HER GOOD , TRUMPSTER,
December 21st, 2006 at 2:21 pmTHAT FATMOUTH HAG NEEDS A “LITTLE” SPANKING ON HER
FAT ASS!
Rosie should have stuck to stuffing cream-filled donuts in her ne’er-used cockholster, instead of spewing slander from it.
Q: “What do Rosie O’Donuts and vegans have in common?”
A: “Meat shall never pass through their lips.”
:smoke_tb:
December 21st, 2006 at 2:30 pm:lol_wp:
And he shoots, and he SCORES!!!
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December 21st, 2006 at 2:43 pmPussy must have a hell of alot more calories than you think. After all… Rosie didn’t get fat off sucking dick.
I hope the Donald rolls her over and shoves a whole shitload of legal paperwork up her ass.
What an ignorant twat-licking buttnugget.
December 21st, 2006 at 3:17 pmOuch. For those who haven’t seen The Donald’s video on You Tube, here’s the link.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
December 21st, 2006 at 4:08 pmQ: What’s the difference between Rosie O’Lymph Gland and a whale?
A: About 50 lbs and a plaid shirt.
December 21st, 2006 at 5:21 pmDonald Trump is a rude, egotistical, asshole with a toupee that looks like it came off a goats ass….
But he’s the only one that has the balls and the bankroll to take on this supercilious cow. Maybe this will actually get her ass fired off “The Phew“, or better yet…have every one of those vapid, brain dead bitches thrown off and start over with some real women.
December 21st, 2006 at 5:24 pmLC Mrs. M sez;
It would take the 173 Artillery Regiment to fire THAT fat ass anywhere!
December 21st, 2006 at 5:28 pmRosie speaks five languages and is very sneaky. Does that make her a cunninglinguist?
December 21st, 2006 at 5:31 pmCamel Dude, oh HELL no! :wallbash_tb:
I was (and still am) an ACTUAL cunninglinguist. (Although the Arabic is a bit rusty these days. And it’ll stay that way.)
:tongue_rolleye_ee:
December 21st, 2006 at 5:44 pmShe’ll always be our little porky-pie, that big-mouth-fat-chick from Sanford.
December 21st, 2006 at 6:02 pmSo glad she left for newyorkistan.
EEEEEWWWW!!!
Either that is REALLY gross, or I’m just a pervert.
December 21st, 2006 at 6:36 pm:innocent1_tb:
C’mon JD, that ass would be load for a Saturn 5!
December 21st, 2006 at 8:15 pmAnyone else think this was staged?
The Spew has been spending a lot of time saying stupid things trying to attract attention (just the other day, Joy Behardtolaughat compared Rumsfeld to Hitler). Don’s always up for a little verbal sparring.
Wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Don called up Barbara Walters with a proposition to earn them both some free press. The lawsuit has no merit anyway; if Don thinks more than half the c
December 22nd, 2006 at 6:34 amountry watches that hogwash, then he’s not very bright.There is a poll on this site asking who is more disgusting, and Trump is barely ahead.
Everyone get over there and VOTE ROSIE!
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:31 am#14 MegaTroopX
December 22nd, 2006 at 11:44 amI think you may be just a pervert. I hadn’t even thought of “those” implications from The Emperor’s post until you brought it up. You have obviously been seduced to the BC side. Come back to the light before it’s too late.
Come on people. Are we really going to debate the merits of Trump and Rosie?
Trump may come out ahead - if but by a small margin.
While Rosie is certainly a fat disgusting slob, she is kinda right about Trump. They are at the opposite extremes of good taste - she being the ultimate slob and he being the ultimate in gold encrusted kitch.
I don’t care who wins, as long as it costs them both in terms of reputation and money.
I do like the way the media presents Rosie as a brave and liberated lass who dares to be a ‘regular’ woman on TV sans makeup, style, breast implants, etc. But she is no regular woman. A regular woman might not have movie star looks, but they at least have the self respect to wash occasionally and try to dress with some sense of style. A regular woman will not eat herself into whale like proportions and be proud of it. A regular woman who looks like crap will not look in the mirror and think its ok.
If Rosie came on stage with toilet paper hanging off her fat ass the media would opine that ‘it took a lot of guts to do that - we all take craps, but she is one of the few who is brave enough to show us all how she does it…’
December 22nd, 2006 at 11:49 amSomebody tell me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the dysfunctional doughnut guzzler pose herself as the “Queen of Nice” when in reality, she was one evil, wicked piece of shit( To put it as nicely as I can) She was quoted as telling one of her female employees, a breast cancer survivor, that she deserved and got cancer for being a liar! This is just one example of just the kind of human being that the living bloated ho-ho really is!
December 22nd, 2006 at 12:05 pmIRR, I know a few people, and spoken with many others, who worked on her abysmal talk show at one time or another. 100% of them, male or female, lib or conservative, gay or straight emphatically stated that she is the most loathsome, nasty, vile and foul creature they’ve ever encountered. Just a hate-filled, horrible (enormous) mass of DNA. :flush_tb:
December 22nd, 2006 at 3:08 pmIsn’t this sort of like deciding which stinks worse, shit or manure?
Trump is one of the most tasteless human beings alive. Have you ever seen picturess of his homes? Gold everything, looks like the inside of a pimp cup! And let’s not even get started about his distressed groundhog hairdo, his serial marriages and his utter lack of anything approaching restraint.
O’ Donnel is a dyke mess with a mouth the size of the Jersey Tunnel. I think when it was announced she batted for the other team, men cheered. She’s inflamatory, ignorant and grating, not to mention looking like a sows ass.
Neither one of them has any real merit. Trump makes tons of money true, but does that make him any more of a person of note than Rosie and her media spewings? Not really.
I say fuck em both, preferably with something sharp and rusty. Every moment we waste thinking about this drizzles of piss is a moment we should have been watching the gates for the enemy.
December 22nd, 2006 at 4:55 pmNow THAT was a thing of everlasting beauty, Nclivingbrit!
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December 22nd, 2006 at 5:16 pmWell, I’ve found my vitriolic muse has been heaping inspiration aplenty on me of late.
Not to kiss arse, but when in the company of those who think, it forces one to think or seem a buffoon.
December 22nd, 2006 at 11:06 pmJust luv that British humor, truly I do…. :thumbup_tb: :lol_wp:
December 22nd, 2006 at 11:12 pmSeems like a fair trade for freedom, opportunity and the tools necessary to defend myself.
December 24th, 2006 at 12:44 amMy only regret is that the incredibly talented, intelligent, beautiful and charming Ms. O’Donnell will mot likely never read these comments….
December 25th, 2006 at 8:27 pmMake that “most” likely and my apologies—I’m not quite as smart as Ms. O’Donnell and my spelling suffers as a result, sad to say….
December 25th, 2006 at 8:30 pm