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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » We Have Found President McClellan’s Balls!

…they seem to have migrated to Canada (link thanks to LC & IB Charles J):

OTTAWA (AFP) - Canada will not hold talks with “genocidal” groups Hamas and Hezbollah to try to secure Mideast peace, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said in an interview with broadcaster CTV, to be aired Saturday.

Did you hear that, Condi, or are you still gargling paleosimian goat juices?

“We will not solve the Palestinian-Israeli problem, as difficult as that is, through organizations that advocate violence and advocate wiping Israel off the face of the Earth,” Harper said.

“It’s unfortunate because with Hamas, and with Hezbollah in Lebanon, it has made it very difficult to have dialogue — and dialogue is ultimately necessary to have peace in the long term — but we are not going to sit down with people whose objectives are ultimately genocidal.”

“I think all of the civilized world is agreed — and it’s not just Canada — we can’t deal with organizations whose principle and only objective is terrorism and the eradication of the other side.”

Jim Baker the Third Turd disagrees. He’s MORE than happy to let Israel foot the bill for President McClellan’s spinelessness and indecision. Heck, he’ll negotiate with Pencilneck Assad and Mahmoud Ahmagonnanukeya as well. There is not a genocidal, insane, murdering madman on this planet that The Turd™ won’t swallow the schwanz of. But, then again, he isn’t part of the civilized world. He left that a long time ago in exchange for some fat checks from the Saudi oil ticks that he is currently defending against the victims of 9/11.

It’s a damn crying shame that we can’t press gang you into running for President in this country, Mr Harper, because you sure would be a most welcome change from the ball-less boob that we currently have cowering under the desk at 1600 Penn Ave.

Not that the Canucks would ever be insane enough to let us take you away. I’m sure they know a good thing when they see it.

I know I do.

17 Responses to “We Have Found President McClellan’s Balls!”
  1. MoMinuteMan Comment by MoMinuteMan UNITED STATES

    Well, since the moonbats didn’t move to Canuckistan like they promised to, and since we are seeing more balls there than we are seeing in D.C., mebbe we should move there??

    With this post, I’m seeing more of a clue in the Great White North than I’ve seen outta Capitol Hill or the White House in quite sometime…

    Personally, I like long winters and lots of snow…

  2. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    Personally, I like long winters and lots of snow…

    So do I, but this December, only a 112-mile drive from northwestern Ontario, we’re being screwed out of it. :mad_tb:

  3. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    I seem to recall reading something about this somewhere recently…

    :ponder_tb:

  4. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    I seem to recall reading something about this somewhere recently…“…

    What exactly about this posting you indicate reminds you of the posting: “We Have Found President McClellan’s Balls!“?

    The fact that Harper has balls and spine that seem to be sadly lacking in George W?

    BTW fuck Canada!

    Consider what John Leo had to say back in Feb. of ‘05: “A national infatuation with censorship.
    Canadians tend to be a benign people who value niceness. So they have a strong tendency to suppress speech that they see as lacking in niceness. Un-nice books and videos are seized at the border or banned from libraries. Any material cited for ?undue exploitation of sex? or for being ?degrading or dehumanizing? can be banned.

    Speech is illegal if it ?promotes hatred? or spreads ?false news.? Advertising ?directed at children? can be ruled illegal. If the recorded message on your answering machine is deemed discriminatory, you can be prosecuted for it. In Saskatchewan, a newspaper ad listing four biblical citations against homosexuality (just the listing, no text), accompanied by two hand-holding male stick figures with a line drawn across them, was ruled a human-rights offense, and the man who placed the ad was directed to pay $1,800 each to three gay men who were offended by the ad. ?Canadians put up with an insane amount of crap that Americans might not,? said David Sutherland, former director of the British Columbia Civil Liberties Association.”…

    Hmmm, could Nancy Pelosi be considering the Canadian model?

    Pelosi says no to C-SPAN request on floor proceedings

    Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi cited the need to preserve the “dignity and decorum” of the House as she rejected a request Friday that C-SPAN operate its own cameras in covering the chamber.
    The public service network has provided gavel-to-gavel television coverage of House proceedings since 1979

  5. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    What exactly about this posting you indicate reminds you of the posting: “We Have Found President McClellan’s Balls!“?

    Uuuuuh, Juandos, did you click on the link and actually read the excerpted text?
    :smoke_tb:

  6. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    And “Yes“, the majority of the Canuckistani gubmint is still a Socialist Succubus Shithole™, but at least Harper and some of the good folks in the Western provinces are a glimmer of hope that they may, someday, pull their heads out of their asses and flush their Marxism Lite™ down the Shitter of History™ and rejoin the sane world.

    BTW, Pelosi’s shadow campaign manager is PISSED that he and his staff aren’t getting their due props for the Donks’ success in the November elections.

    :lol_tb:

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  8. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Ahhh, what excerpted text are you refering to BCIT?

    There’s four of them, any particular one would fill the bill…

  9. sig94 Comment by sig94 UNITED STATES

    Personally, I like long winters and lots of snow…

    MoMan, you’re certifiable! After living here for 39 years enduring long winters and lots of snow (up to 200″ three years ago) I am almost certifiable too.

    I say annex all of Canuckistan west of Quebec as the 51st and 52nd States, East Alaska and North Montana.

    New Canuckistani Map

    Use Quebec province as a new weapons test range.

  10. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    Juandos, to cut to the chase, I was jabbing His Imperial Vindictiveness™ in The Imperial Ribs™ for double-posting about the same news item (albeit from different sources) that I’d posted on a couple of days ago. It’s something that happens when one is checking his or her e-mail and gets a particularly good “heads-up” link from a loyal reader and one jumps on it and writes up a post. (It can also happen when reading another blog or news source.)

    Nothing more, nothing less.

    Carry on. :drunk_tb:

  11. thepresenceusmc Comment by thepresenceusmc UNITED STATES

    Dammit, Misha. I thought you were posting good news about President Noodlespine finding his gonads and a spine. Alas, I wished for too much.

    Who’d have thought that a Canadian would have more balls than a GOP US president who is trashing the Reagan Legacy, all the while misappropriating Reagan’s mantle? These are sad days.

    Is Harper the reincarnation of Sir Winston Churchill for our times? One can only hope.

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    I seem to recall reading something about this somewhere recently…

    :ponder_tb:

    Oops!

    Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa… :doh_tb:

    But, er, surely this kind of news is good enough that it NEEDS to be posted twice, no?

    Alright, I’ll just go sit in the corner for a bit, my friend… :dunce_tb:

  13. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer UNITED STATES

    But, er, surely this kind of news is good enough that it NEEDS to be posted twice, no?

    Abso-fuckin-LUTELY! :thumbup_tb:

  14. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    President McClelland? Is that Sir Rube-ert McClelland? :shock_tb: :ohmy_tb:

  15. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Juandos, to cut to the chase, I was jabbing His Imperial Vindictiveness™ in The Imperial Ribs™ for double-posting about the same news item (albeit from different sources) that I’d posted on a couple of days ago

    O.K.! O.K.! I’m as slow as stone somedays BCIT man and on other days I’m even more dull witted than stone… :dunce_tb:

    Its obvious, painfully obvious now that you mention it…

    Dammit, Misha. I thought you were posting good news about President Noodlespine finding his gonads and a spine. Alas, I wished for too much

    Yes sir, it was to much to hope for if Jim Pinkerton knows of what he says… :confused_wp:

  16. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc ISRAEL

    Been hitting the eggnog a bit early, I suppose.. :drunk_tb:

    Seriously, who’da thunk that a nation of socialists would have elected a PM that is not only conservative, but willing to put himself out there by saying this kind of thing? There’s hope for Canada yet..

    Would it be too much to ask if we could get him as PM in Israel first? Once he straightens out this mess, I’d be delighted to vote for him for a couple of US terms (vote early, vote often; dual citizenship has its privileges)

  17. juandos Comment by juandos UNITED STATES

    Someone want to look for the balls that Sen. McCain used to have?

    Sen. John McCain has signed a letter for the Environmental Defense Action Fund, in which the Arizona Republican emphasizes the group’s support for his bill that aims to place “the first-ever national cap on global warming pollution.”

    Talk about Kerry being a flip-flopper, now McCain is doing the samething…

    1997 the Senate bill: S.RES.98 or the so called Byrd-Hagel Resolution McCain voted for it